Even if you succeed in jobless reincarnation and time magic, you must live life to the fullest.

Ars, the capital of the Kingdom of Asura, is the most prosperous area on the entire central continent, connecting trade routes from all over the world and bringing together countless goods.

In a small bar that operates at night, several figures sat together chatting idly.

"Oh, so you left Rudeus with Her Majesty the Queen and went off on your own?"

The busty, beast-eared swordswoman wearing an eyepatch downed the beer in her glass in one gulp, then raised the glass high: "Boss, another one, please."

"Gileado, drink less. We're not really on vacation."

A middle-aged man with black hair and red eyes said with a wry smile.

"With Rudy around, everything will be fine."

The slender girl with white hair and red eyes muttered to herself.

She was slumped over the table, looking like she had drunk quite a bit.

“Miss Hilfi, please restrain yourself. Although I know you’re trying to use alcohol to boost your courage, if you keep drinking, you’ll sleep through the night,” Alex advised.

"Woo..."

Sylphie, still tipsy, raised her head and swayed as she said, "What does it matter? I can just use the antidote magic to sober up anyway."

"That's right."

Seeing Hilfi's current state, Alex felt helpless.

Just two days ago, Hilfi rushed over excitedly and told Alex and Kyrie Irvine about her plan.

It was called a plan, but in reality it was just a matter of taking up Alex and Gilead's time, preventing them from appearing in the palace at specific times.

Although Kyrie Irwin wanted to agree immediately, she was now a member of the Golden Knights and couldn't just give her a no.

Alex was in an even more difficult position.

Although Sylphie is Lady Ariel's friend, this request...

Fortunately, Silphi did not make things difficult for them, and brought with her Lady Ariel's handwritten transfer order.

In other words, it was like giving the two of them a break.

……

Closer to home.

Hilfi is currently experiencing a marital crisis known as the "seven-year itch".

Although the two loved each other, their lives always lacked passion. Even when they wanted to find something to do, they couldn't free their hands because they had to take care of the children.

This situation may improve in about ten years, when the children have all grown up.

But Hilfi wanted to resolve the problem immediately.

The solution to this problem requires Ariel's cooperation.

Have Ariel pretend to be infatuated with Rudeus, seducing him into doing something unfaithful to their marriage—of course, Sylphie is very confident that Rudeus would never do such a thing.

This test serves to remind Rudeus of Sylphie's beauty and to make Sylphie cherish Rudeus even more.

While it may not be a perfect solution, it should be able to break the deadlock to some extent.

If things turn out badly, we can always find a way to make amends later.

That's right, that's how the plan will be carried out for now.

To carry out this plan, Luke returned to his hometown after a long absence.

Alex and Kyrie Irvine temporarily set aside their duties as members of the Golden Knights to spend time with Sylphie at the tavern.

Next, as long as Sylphie receives Ariel's signal, she can "suddenly" appear and "catch them in the act."

However, as they chatted, they accidentally drank too much.

Kyrie Ion is a beastman.

Alex is an undead demon.

In contrast, Hilfi didn't have a high alcohol tolerance, so before the other two even felt drunk, Hilfi was already swaying unsteadily.

That being said, since there's something as convenient as antidote magic, it's okay to be a little drunk.

"How is Alice doing lately?" Kyrie Irvine suddenly asked.

"Alice... she's still the same as before."

"Same as before?"

"Yes, although Rudeus himself said that he would not encounter danger again, Alice still insists on exercising every day, and her breasts are still just as big."

"What's the point of having such big breasts? I don't understand, I really don't understand..."

Hilfi muttered to herself as if talking to herself.

"Well……"

Alex looked thoughtful.

After a moment of contemplation, he said, "Well, most men probably prefer larger breasts, right? When I was traveling before, I heard rumors that nobles in the Kingdom of Asura would judge their status based on the size of their wives' breasts... Of course, that's definitely a lie."

"Huh? Isn't it only the men of the Notos family who are like this?" Hilfi asked, bewildered.

"No, no, no... How could this be?"

"Eh?"

Hilufi didn't know much about this.

Upon reflection, her environment made it difficult for her to accept the idea that "men like big breasts" as common sense.

the reason is simple.

From the age of ten, he spent six years of his youth by Ariel's side.

Well known.

The nobles of Asura are all perverts.

If you take what freaks say as common sense, your life is probably over.

Therefore, with this in mind, Hilfi regarded all the so-called "common sense" she encountered in the Kingdom of Asura as a special kind of XP.

The same applies to those who are obsessed with large breasts.

While Hilfi thought Rudeus probably preferred large breasts, this was only because Rudeus himself had Nottus blood.

As for the other men...

The same goes for Luke.

Besides these two, among the men that Hilfi encountered, Cliff's wife, Alina Lizzie, had flat chests, as did Zanob's wife.

therefore.

In Hilfi's mind, the idea that most men like large breasts is a false premise.

"I see, that's how it is..."

Alex slapped his forehead, realizing that Hilfi lacked knowledge in this area.

No.

Rather, it's more accurate to say that their cleverness backfired.

So he gave an example.

He travels frequently and rarely returns home.

Occasionally when he came home, Atofi would hug him and bury her head in her ample bosom.

Alex, of course, struggled and resisted fiercely.

At this time, Atofi would express his confusion, saying that his father clearly liked to bury his head in his chest like this, so why didn't he like it?

so.

It's common knowledge that large breasts are more popular, whether among demons or humans.

"Um……"

Kyrie Irvine looked down at his chest and nodded.

"Indeed, having large breasts will attract a lot of men's attention. Back in the day, Paul..."

"Okay, okay! I got it! We don't need to talk about breasts anymore!"

Hilufi gritted her teeth,

She didn't know why the topic suddenly shifted to breasts, even though it was supposed to be a sad one.

In short, let's talk about something else for now.

Then, at that moment, the tavern door was pushed open.

"Huh? Sylphie?"

Rudeus, looking completely bewildered, appeared at the tavern entrance.

Side Story: Sylphy Wants Me to Confess (8)

"Huh? Rudeus? Shouldn't you be in the palace?"

Upon seeing Rudeus suddenly appear, Kyrie Irvine instinctively asked.

Alex slapped his forehead in exasperation, knowing that he could get away with it no matter what he said now.

However, Silphie, the protagonist of the incident, was still confused about the current situation. When she saw Rudeus appear, she naturally waved to him and said, "Rude! Sit here!"

"Yes……"

Rudius walked over, completely bewildered.

After he sat down, he found the atmosphere in the room to be unusually strange, as if he were the one who was ruining the atmosphere.

But in any case, it's better to ask for clarification first.