Tokyo Gods Only Want Beautiful Priestesses

I should have known better; my little witch is just that kind of person who speaks very bluntly, especially when she's in such an emotionally unstable state.

"What did you say? I'm asking you a question!" The little witch pressed closer, her short stature carrying immense pressure.

"How many times did you do it? Where? What positions did you use? How did it feel? Inside or outside? Did you swallow it? How did it taste? What positions does Lord Jingu like? And what areas does he prefer?"

Chiyo was completely stunned by the barrage of words, while Suga Ai stood in front of her, grabbing Chiyo's head without hesitation and forcing her to lift her head and look directly at her.

"Please answer these questions to me seriously, word by word."

Oh no, this woman is terrifying!

Chiyo, whose head was being held by Suga Ai, felt an indescribable fear, as if even the flames within her were afraid.

"Ahem, what are you talking about? Nothing happened between me and her."

Jingu was also taken aback by that string of outrageous words, and only after he recovered did he come to Chiyo's rescue.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, I misunderstood you."

Suga Ai sniffed Chiyo's collar and found it to be clean and odorless. She then released her grip and bowed to Chiyo in apology.

What a strange woman! Her expression didn't change, but she gave off a completely different vibe. The terrifying aura she exuded just moments before vanished without a trace.

"So, who exactly did Lord Jingu do it with? Were they flat-chested or large-chested? Were they yokai or humans? What did they look like? Did they initiate it or did Lord Jingu initiate it? Did Lord Jingu enjoy it?"

Sure enough, the feeling just now was not an illusion at all. Chiyo swallowed hard as she watched Soga Ai, who had instantly pressed herself against the shrine and kept interrogating her.

"Um...love?"

"Please answer the question of love, Lord Jingu. Don't think you can easily fool me."

This is troublesome. The little shrine maiden is really angry now. The shrine has never seen her so angry before. Even when she looks at him, her eyes have stopped shining. This is the first time she has ever been so angry.

"Um...shall we go upstairs and talk about it?"

Jingu pointed to the stone steps with his pipe, trying to distract himself.

"No, right here, right now, say it!"

Suo Ai pinched the white jade-adorned pipe, and clear fingerprints were even left on the fine iron shaft beneath it.

"Um...can I say I went out to practice my skills?"

He really went to practice his skills! Through his battles with Bao Ji and Tamamo-no-Mae, his skill level improved by leaps and bounds. Although he was a bit weak against these two bewitching beauties, the experience he gained was still immeasurable.

"Practicing techniques, is that it? Then who did Lord Jingu learn from? And on whom does he intend to use them?"

It seems the little witch is heartless today and insists on getting to the bottom of this, thoroughly investigating who else besides the fox stole her chickens.

Chapter 68 Love is Never Equal

"Please enjoy."

"Oh, thank you, thank you."

Feeling somewhat flattered, Chiyo picked up the teacup, as if the boiling water on the rim of the cup had no temperature.

"This is Lord Jingu."

"Um......"

Jingu stared at the tea stalk floating in her cup, lost in thought. She had surely told the truth, hadn't she? Why was this happening?

"Don't misunderstand, drinking too much tea is not good for kidney recovery. This tea was specially brewed for Lord Jingu."

Seemingly seeing through the shrine's doubts, Suga spoke up.

If that's the case, you could just pour me a glass of water, right? It's really kind of you to pick out a tea stalk specifically for me.

Jingu felt he had been bullied; this was probably workplace bullying. He felt indignant. Although he hadn't been able to control himself, putting aside the facts, wasn't Tamamo-no-Mae, who took him to that kind of place, completely at fault? And wasn't Higanbana, who was flirting with him, at fault?

But he dared not say it aloud, fearing that Suga Ai might casually remark, "Fine, they're the ones in the wrong, Lord Shrine, let's go cut off their heads." That would be even more troublesome.

Forget it, I'll just have to bear with it. It's just some resentment anyway. Letting the little witch vent should be enough. This time, even his signature male charm tactic didn't work. The little witch wouldn't let him touch her at all, so he had no way to use it.

No problem, good things take time. How could a single sentence make all the beautiful girls line up, be polite and respectful to each other, and even defer to one another when choosing a name card? That's impossible.

But it is possible to force someone to abandon thinking and become a slave to desire through physical intimacy!

The shrine has already thoroughly tested this on Tamamo-no-Mae and Princess Hōhime. When dopamine is released rapidly, they will put aside some pointless disputes and grudges, join hands, and become friendly with each other.

Now, we just need to wait until the little witch's relatives leave, then we'll put in a good physical and mental effort to completely dispel the little witch's resentment.

To forge iron, one must be strong oneself; the harem must also have a strong backbone. The biggest problem, which is also the most precious resource, has been solved. What else could possibly be difficult for him?

"By the way, where did Tamamo-no-Mae go? I didn't see her when I came back."

Jingu changed the subject, trying his best to project the aura of the shrine's master, because Chiyo was secretly laughing. Really, what's wrong with a god doting on his favorite shrine maiden?

"I don't know, but if Lady Jingu knows, you can tell Ai."

After rubbing the fruit knife under the porcelain bowl a few times until it was shiny enough, Su Ai happily poked the apple in and cut it in half.

Hiss... Luckily, the little witch's knife isn't aimed at him. As for whether it might stab someone else, he doesn't care; it won't kill them anyway.

However, although that fox Tamamo-no-Mae succeeded in seducing her in a moment of impulse, and she was probably under the influence of drugs and even took the initiative at the time, now that she has calmed down, she should probably be thinking about how to get revenge on him.

Although that guy kept provoking her with a playful, fire-loving attitude, he probably had a contingency plan and mental expectation that things would eventually go wrong. But she probably didn't expect...

It happened so quickly, and the accident happened so badly.

That scoundrel will definitely try to get revenge, so we have to be careful. He might be hiding somewhere, waiting to ambush us.

But it doesn't matter, he has a backup plan in mind, waiting for Tamamo-no-Mae to come at him, so he can ride the fox again.

Thinking of this, the shrine maiden couldn't help but chuckle wickedly again; the fox tasted quite good. However, this smile greatly displeased the little shrine maiden, who felt as if she were being scorned.

"Ha~"

Jingu yawned, a wave of drowsiness washing over him. He had also stayed up all night, drinking a lot of alcohol in the first half of the night, then fighting two against one, and venting his frustrations on Chiyo for half the night—all things that drained his energy and spirit.

Returning to the shrine and finding the familiar, tranquil environment made me feel quite sleepy.

"Ai, you make arrangements for her, I'm going to take a nap now."

After stretching, Jingu lay down on the tatami mat and drifted off to sleep in the beautiful spring sunshine.

"Ugh......"

After Jingu fell asleep, the icy expression on Soga Ai's pretty face vanished in an instant, leaving Chiyo dumbfounded by the speed of her change of expression.

"Really, Lord Jingu is still just a child who needs to grow up..."

The little priestess approached the sleeping shrine maiden, lifted his head, and placed it on her smooth thigh. Her face was no longer filled with resentment and coldness, but only with indescribable tenderness. With her delicate hands, she skillfully unbuttoned the tight buttons on the shrine maiden's clothes, making him sleep more comfortably.

This series of actions and changes completely changed his deliberate and targeted demeanor from before. Even Chiyo, a girl, felt a little envious of his doting expression.

Besides his good looks, what is it about this guy that's so attractive? It's infuriating, especially for Chiyo, who thinks about how she's been wandering the world all alone for so long, and she's so jealous she's grinding her teeth to powder.

"Just go and tidy up any room you like. Apart from the front shrine and other necessary spaces, you can choose any empty room in the back of the shrine."

Chiyo silently gave the entire space to the two of them, feeling like she was being treated like a dog.

Su Woai had no time to deal with her affairs. She just looked down at the boy who was resting on her lap, her fingertips wanting to gently touch him, but she seemed worried about disturbing his peaceful sleep.

The fingertips, with nowhere to go, dug into the skin of the hand, leaving specks of crimson.

Why can't the one I love love only me? But it's okay.

Even if you can't love only me, I will still only love you.

At this moment, Hanayama Inshun, still hungover, had just gotten out of bed.

Last night, she was suddenly called out for drinks, and then Tamamo-no-Mae and Jingu ran away halfway there, leaving her alone to deal with Iizuna-maru, that tengu.

Although she tried her best to refuse and didn't drink too much, Hanayama Haru still vomited so much that she was completely disoriented. She could never let them drag her to drink like that again. Drinking with a bunch of monsters was just crazy of her.

After washing up, Hanayama Haru sat down at the dining table, took out her phone, and began happily surfing the internet. After all, it was already noon, and she naturally didn't plan to go to work.

Being a happy netizen and surfing the internet is the best way to spend a lazy and comfortable day off.

As she scrolled through her feed, she suddenly noticed a short video quickly trending on social media: [Shocking! Spontaneous human combustion!]

Out of curiosity, she clicked to take a look. But when she clicked, it showed that the video had disappeared, presumably deleted by the website.

Hanayama Inuharu wasn't surprised. Social media accounts are usually manipulated by various families in Yingzhou. Perhaps they filmed some monsters or Onmyoji, and then quickly deleted them.

This kind of thing happens every day, so she wasn't curious at all and went on to look at other things.

Online, discussions about this video have only just begun.

Chapter 69 Exorcism Request

When I woke up in the morning, Soga Ai, the true head of the shrine, had already gone to school, while the gods of the shrine were probably still fast asleep.

Only Chiyo was holding her nose and cleaning up the mess left by the shrine after the drinking session.

"Really, you don't even clean up after yourself after drinking?"

Two days have passed in the blink of an eye, and Chiyo has begun to adapt to the modern lifestyle.

She learned that she couldn't light a fire in the kitchen after turning on the gas, that she didn't need to boil water for a bath, and that the toilet was flushed with water instead of being buried in soil. In short, after experiencing many things that made the girl ashamed, she was finally able to integrate into modern life as a normal person.

I also gained some understanding of the shrine's peculiar personnel: the shrine maiden who went on a company-funded trip as soon as she joined because of her hobby, and the fox spirit Tamamo-no-Mae who temporarily disappeared due to some sordid incident, freeloading on food, drinks, and lodging.

At first glance, I thought it was a doll, the evil god Hina, and Suga Ai, who was ostensibly a high priestess but was actually a sixteen-year-old high school girl. Then there was the god himself, who spent his days lazily and never did anything serious.

What's even more troublesome is that, although it seems like the high priestess and the god are arguing, Chiyo always feels like she's superfluous, unable to even huddle up with Hina for warmth.

Overall, however, she wasn't treated as she had imagined. Chiyo felt that she was just used as a useful tool.

I spent two days cleaning and tidying up the shrine, occasionally receiving a few worshippers, and also taking on some extra requests.

Just when Chiyo thought she would have nothing to do all day and could waste her time after finishing her chores, hurried footsteps came from the stone steps.

Upon seeing the person who arrived, Chiyo's eyes lit up instantly. It seemed that she wouldn't have to spend a boring day at the shrine today.

"Is it another exorcism request? I'm getting rusty from always cleaning."

The girl moved her body. As an immortal, she was not very sensitive to pain and often died and came back to life due to misaligned bones.

Beside Hanayama Haru was a tall woman wearing glasses, who seemed to be her senior or something similar.

"Indeed, there is a rather urgent matter that needs to be resolved, which was transferred from the Yin-Yang Bureau."