Pokémon Scenario: Intercepting Gible at the Start

"Great, great, boss's plan is brilliant. I'll get them some sleeping powder and cold-dressed pork intestines later."

"I'll give him a plate of Stargazing, the kind that sprays deadly poison powder from the fish's mouth, hahaha!"

"Pshaw, what's that compared to what you guys have? I'm planning to get them a bottle of Dead Man's Pesticide later!"

The Alliance attackers grew increasingly excited as they spoke, their spittle flying everywhere.

Their eyes were wide open, as if they could already see themselves succeeding.

The Charizard trainer shook his head regretfully.

Guys, I'm live-streaming your situation!

Can you guys please stop being so arrogant? I'm afraid you'll get beaten to death by the people from Jida University...

As Chen Qianli's loyal follower, the Charizard trainer was fully aware of Ji Da's terror and knew what these arrogant foreigners were about to encounter.

Don't worry, guys, as someone who's been through the rain, I'll definitely break all your umbrellas!

The Charizard trainer adjusted the equipment, and close-ups of everyone appeared on the screen on Shangqiu and the train.

Shang Qiu and the other girls ate snacks while watching the plot on the screen.

Shang Qianyan didn't need to worry about maintaining a ladylike image; she ate the most.

Looking at the attackers' suddenly enlarged round faces, he couldn't help but pat his bulging belly and complain with a look of disgust.

"Brother, what are they talking about that led to this fight?"

And what's with this talk about gazing at the stars and having nine-turn intestines? It's disgusting!

"Does that mean our potato chips aren't tasty enough? Or that our roasted durian isn't fragrant enough?"

"Even if we made those things, they'd only be for them to eat!"

Should we feed them?

Shang Qiu didn't bother to answer her sister's question, but instead pondered the feasibility of her statement.

It has to be said that although Shang Qianyan only mentioned it casually, it was actually a good solution to the problem.

Now that Teacher Jia is not here, only some of the teachers under Teacher Ma's guidance are at the level of museum masters.

While a strong offensive might defeat the opponent, it would inevitably come at a cost.

But since the other party doesn't want to be exposed, let's just go along with their thinking and give them a chance to poison us.

However, it's hard to say who will get this poison.

Thinking of this, Shang Qiu picked up the walkie-talkie and called Marx and Lenin.

"Teacher Ma, I have a plan I want to tell you!"

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(Just kidding, there are specific details later, it would be too simplistic if I didn't omit them here.)

"Do you think this will work?"

Upon hearing Shang Qiu's plan, Marx and Lenin's eyes lit up.

This plan is entirely feasible and could very well eliminate these attackers without bloodshed.

Even if the plan fails, our side will not suffer any losses.

At worst, we can go back to square one and have the two sides clash head-on.

Thinking of this, Ma Lie pulled out a bag from his crotch that read "Hongtao Detoxification Tablets".

He snatched his internet-addicted brother's phone and casually typed a few words into it.

"Guys, my girlfriend is about to give birth, gotta go."

He then quit the game and threw the antidote pill at Ma Ming's face.

"Ma Ming, go and change the name of these 'Hongtao Detoxification Tablets' to 'Digestive Tablets,' and distribute them to the students in a bit."

Ma Ming stared blankly at Ma Lie in disbelief.

"Bro, I'm playing duo queue with my wife right now!"

Chapter 355 I want to get off the bus and camp at the mass grave!

"Bro, I'm playing duo queue with my wife right now!"

What do you mean by saying my girlfriend is about to give birth?

Ma Ming looked aggrieved, panting heavily, staring intently at Ma Lie.

"What the hell?"

Marx and Lenin gaped in shock, their mouths agape as if they could fit a pair of (。)(。)

"Hey bro, here's your phone. Call home before your wife finishes her game."

"Your sister-in-law probably hasn't had time to block you yet, so it's not too late."

"Goodbye, I'm going to hand out digestive tablets."

"Driver, stop the car! I want to get out!"

Ma Lie's movements were swift and decisive, giving Ma Ming no chance to react.

As the bus carrying Marx and Lie came to a stop, all the dozens of buses came to a halt.

As the team leader, Ma Lie naturally had to follow his lead.

The students looked at Marx and Lenin with puzzled expressions.

"Why did Teacher Ma park in this desolate place? There looks like a mass grave over there!"

"You don't understand, do you? Teacher Ma's Gengar must have relatives in this neighborhood, so it stopped to visit."

"What the hell, relative? Look at you, only 1.5 meters tall. Did you use all your nutrients to grow your brain?"

"Huh? What gives you the right to talk to me like that? If it weren't for our Marxist-Leninist teacher forbidding me from getting off the bus, I would definitely have a one-on-one fight with you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Marx and Lenin picked up a megaphone.

"Class, let's get off the bus together, we're going camping!"

The 1.5-meter tall student: "???"

"Um... the weather's nice today."

The student who was scolded by the 1.5-meter-tall classmate: "!!!"

"Yes, yes, the scenery is beautiful too. Look at this mass grave, it's especially nice and fits the scene perfectly!"

Shang Qiu looked around in disbelief at the gloomy valley, the bottomless stream, and the tall, dense forest.

Coupled with the surrounding mass graves, it exudes a sinister and terrifying atmosphere.

It's no exaggeration to say that you wouldn't need filters to film a horror movie here!

Are you sure this place is suitable for camping?

"Kou Jie!"

Sure, Master!

"Clang! Clang!"

The single sword sheath also came out to join the fun.

Shang Qiu: "..."

It's normal for Ghost Bro to be a little cheeky, but the single sword sheath...

Now that the frog isn't here, you've gotten bolder, haven't you?

"Mu Chu, how about we have Frog remotely video-train Du Jiancha for a while when we're camping later?"

"Yeah!"

...

Seeing the convoy below stop, the dozens of attackers in the sky also controlled their elves to hover in the air.

The leader of the attackers, Poison Three, surveyed the surroundings and spoke with delight.

"I didn't expect them to stop here. If we kill them here, we can bury them in that mass grave!"

"And while we're at it, let's throw all their cars into that water. By the time Jida finds their bodies, we'll have long since returned home to enjoy life!"

"Everyone else stay in the sky, and I'll pick ten people who look like students to come down with me."

“They have people of all ages, so they definitely don’t know each other. Once we go down there, we’ll cook for them and then poison them!”

Through the phone screen, Shang Qiu heard Du San's words clearly.

You're thinking of burying us here so you can go have your fun?

Let's see who's buried here!

Shang Qiu put his phone in his pocket and used his superpowers to keep a close eye on the movements of Poison Three and his gang.

Only then did he walk over to Marx and Lenin and become the first to receive the "digestive aid tablets".

The students then believed that the camping trip was real and got off the bus one after another.

"I thought the Marxist-Leninist teacher was joking, but I didn't expect him to be so well-prepared."

"I should have known better than to eat so much."

"Don't worry, what good food could there be in the middle of nowhere? Just stick together."

"And what are you afraid of? There are digestive tablets!"

All the buses this time were the same configuration as Shangqiu's, and the food on board was quite good.

Almost everyone was stuffed, and each person took a few "digestive tablets" and swallowed them.

Shang Qiu watched his classmates closely, and only after confirming that everyone had taken the "digestive tablets" did he give a subtle nod to Marx and Lenin.

Seeing Shang Qiu's expression, Ma Lie smiled knowingly.