I'll kill you after I finish this game!
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"Ah, Meiwei (delicious!)~~~~~"
After tasting the chocolate, the Mercury Serpent suddenly raised its head, its face filled with emotion and ecstasy, tears and snot streaming down its face.
"How disgusting!" X2.
Seeing this, Reiji and Reinhardt were disgusted. Their mouths twitched and they couldn't help but kick the Mercury Serpent.
With a loud 'boom,' the Mercury Serpent's figure shot out like a cannonball, and after being kicked away by Reiji and Reinhardt, his upper body was embedded in the pile of rubble in the room's wall.
When Reinhardt and Reiji saw Mercury Serpent's rear end facing them, they couldn't help but exchange a glance, both seeing the speechless and helpless look in each other's eyes.
"My dearest friends, you two so 'social butterflies' are really going too far!!!"
The Mercury Serpent, kicked into the wall, was still biting Mary's chocolate with its bulging mouth. After pulling its upper body out, it dusted itself off and glared at the two of them with extremely resentful and angry eyes.
Reiji popped the last half of the chocolate Mary had given him into his mouth, his expression one of disgust and speechlessness, and muttered to Mercury Serpent:
"Who told you to eat chocolate like it's a 'peach'? It's disgusting. We're being kind by not beating you up directly."
If I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have shared it with this poor and disgusting friend.
Mercury Serpent swallowed the chocolate in its mouth, and curled its lip at Reiji's sarcastic remarks and Reinhard's disdainful look.
"Two people who are currently in a good relationship with their partners."
Mercury Serpent, having not received any chocolate, muttered resentfully, dusted himself off, and sat back down in his seat. Then, he asked Rai Zhe helplessly:
"I don't have any chocolates this year, so do you think Mary and the other ladies will give me chocolates next year if we make the return gift you did?"
"...It's very risky."
After wiping his mouth, Reiji shrugged helplessly at Mercury Serpent's question, then added to Mercury and Gold:
"But I assure you the ladies will probably love our return gift."
Upon hearing this, Mercury Serpent and Reinhardt raised their eyebrows.
To be honest, the video they sent over was no different from the conversation the three of them had about saying sweet nothings to women during the Four Days of Eternal Return.
It's just that the ones saying sweet nothings are now a bunch of boyfriends in the Pure Land.
To ensure that all personnel were present, Reiji even summoned the subconscious minds of Valyria and Schreiber, who were in a state of reincarnation, back to film the movie in a dreamlike state.
Rhodes and the dying Magina were also present, although the latter seemed very unwilling, but seeing that Rhodes was also there, he had no choice.
After it was all done, they were allowed to return home completely. For the priest and Schreiber, it was like their subconscious selves had just had a dream.
Lei Zhe thought about the expressions the ladies would make when they were filmed, and a wicked smile crept onto his lips.
...........
Meanwhile, the women on the other side of the Pure Land did indeed receive return gifts from the men.
The gift box was also labeled as a return gift for the chocolates given by the ladies.
Mary was completely bewildered and couldn't understand what the men of the Pure Land were up to. After all, the gift box was jointly signed with the names of all her male acquaintances, proving that they had all participated in making the gift.
Fujii Ren's expression became subtle as she saw the names Rhodes, Makina, and Shiro. She also had a bad feeling about the camera that Skadi had taken out of the gift box.
No matter how uneasy they felt, even Xiangchun and Lingai were curious, so they couldn't help but watch the photography.
"I'd like to see what they're up to."
Skadi muttered to herself, picked up the camera in front of her, took out the memory card, and then conjured a large, high-tech playback device out of thin air with her bare hands. She placed the memory card inside and then made it play.
Mary sat in the middle, holding Yoshino in her arms, surrounded by beautiful girls sitting close together.
As Skadi turned around, sat down next to Nanami, and picked up some popcorn, the camera started rolling.
First, lines of text appeared in the darkness, depicting the message 'A Valentine's Day gift to ladies'.
This program was created by Carl, Reinhardt, and Gray, and broadcast in collaboration with the men of the Knights of the Round Table.
Skadi and Nanami were speechless upon seeing this subtitle.
But when the darkness dissipated, the first person to appear made Fujii Ren look hurt.
Rhodes, wearing the uniform he wore at the private Tsukinosawa Academy in Suwahara City, his handsome yet androgynous face turned to the side as he looked at the screen and said:
"Sorry to keep you all waiting. Do you know what day it is today?"
White Valentine's Day!!!!
Suddenly, Yuza Shirou, dressed in a trendy yet roguish style, appeared on the screen with a sly grin. He loudly announced what day it was, then burst into laughter:
"In short, it's time for men to respond to the love chocolates that women send them!"
Kasumi Ayase and Rei Himuro froze upon seeing this scene, because Shirou's attire was both handsome and alluring.
It's like... a male escort who accompanies rich women.
"Therefore! Any men watching this video should turn it off now."
Rhodes Lian's clothes had also changed to a very handsome and formal outfit. His dashing appearance immediately caught the eye of both Kaori and Reia, who then chuckled and continued to speak in a persuasive tone:
"There's really nothing there~~, men won't feel happy or joyful looking at this."
"But women don't need to be told much, they have to listen! Today, in response to the chocolates you made with such care, I'm going to get your ears open, so be prepared!"
For some reason, whether the effect was professionally edited in post-production or not, Rhodes' voice made the women present feel itchy ears.
It's a voice that's both gentle and alluring; once you hear it, you can't help but listen again.
Combined with the boss's roguish and handsome demeanor, it creates a unique and appealing combination that draws people in.
At that moment, Yuza Shirou raised his pistol on the screen, pointed it at the screen, and shouted loudly with great momentum:
"Enough with the chit-chat, let's get started!"
“Today’s topic is—” Rhodes said mysteriously.
"lust!!!"
OK!
Rhodes transformed back into a serious and dashing German military uniform, picked up his pistol, fired a shot with flair, and the scene instantly changed. Then he shouted:
"First up is our contestant, number one, fourth at the Black Round Table—Wilhelm Ereberg!!!"
Claudia, who came here to make chocolate with everyone, was stunned when she heard Wilhelm's name. After she realized what he meant, her expression immediately became one of anticipation and curiosity.
As expected, the scene that followed did not disappoint Claudia's expectations and curiosity. The scene on the screen transformed into a blood rose garden under the crimson moon.
Wilhelm, who appears in the film, is indeed dressed like a grand duke, and his demeanor becomes somewhat devilishly handsome and charming.
"Ladies, if you want to be melted into the chocolate that's given to me, come on over~."
Wilhelm's crimson eyes were fixed on the screen, possessing a sinister charm combined with the blood moon. His voice was deep and magnetic as he spoke:
"I'm here to teach you the ultimate pleasure and let you experience the romance of vampires~~"
Claudia's face flushed slightly as she unconsciously covered her fair and slender neck and her nose, which was about to bleed.
She unconsciously recalled her intimate moments with Wilhelm, how he would skillfully use the pleasure derived from the vampire's fangs to send her to the heavens.
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOO——!!!" On the screen, Silang seemed to be unable to stand the Grand Duke's show-off wolf howl, and the scene changed to him and Rhodes riding a motorcycle together, howling loudly.
"All right!!!"
Rhodes raised his pistol again and fired at the screen, changing the scene the girls were watching once more. He then spoke loudly from behind the scenes:
"Next up is contestant number 2, sixth on the Black Round Table—Yzak the Sun Prince!!!"
Himuro Rei, another member of the Sun Princess group, froze, not having even had a chance to look at the name on the gift box, and she never expected that Yzak would also be there...
Not only her, but everyone present who was familiar with Yzak was surprised.
But just as the ladies were marveling, a completely different Yitzhak appeared on the screen before their eyes.
He inherited the bloodline of the incredibly handsome Reinhardt, and Yzhok's good looks were evident from a young age.
Now, dressed in a different outfit, Yzak looks just like a younger version of Reinhardt, only with a different aura, but equally captivating.
"The chocolate...it's delicious, thank you for the chocolate, ladies and sisters."
A bright and clean smile appeared on Ytzhak's handsome face. His smile, which resembled Reinhardt's, was gentle and warm, and also showed the innocence of a naive young man and the shyness he felt when facing a woman.
It has to be said, this is very powerful. Now, Rei Himuro and Kasumi Ayase can't help but blush at the 'little brother' on the screen.
But the handsome and charming Yzak on the screen was not yet finished speaking.
"But...I don't know this feeling."
The scene shifts to Ytzhak lying on the ground, his white shirt posed alluringly, revealing his fair shoulders and delicate collarbone. His pure yet bewildered eyes stare at the screen, and he raises his hand to his heart, murmuring softly:
"The feeling of being loved is driving me crazy. What am I supposed to do about this clenching in my chest? Can you... teach me 'love'?"
BOOM!
The little Yoshino in Mary's arms had blushed completely, her face turning as red as an apple, and white smoke was rising from her head.
The fact that someone of similar age like Ytzhak was striking such a seductive pose, using his male beauty to tempt others, was a bit too stimulating for her.
puff---!
Some of the ladies present were also inwardly screaming that they couldn't take it anymore. Ayase Kasumi and Himuro Rei used tissues to plug their noses, which were about to bleed.
Himuro Rei silently recited Buddhist scriptures in her heart and cried out, "I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry! I actually had inappropriate thoughts about my grandfather!"
However, no one laughed at her. Almost all the women present looked somewhat uneasy, and Mary, along with Yoshino in her arms, had the same dizzy expression.
"Woooo ...
After Yzak, the Prince of the Sun, finished his declaration of love, Yuza Shirou, on screen, clutched his chest, looking shocked and bewildered, his face slightly flushed, and said to Rhodes in great surprise:
"Oh no! This is absolutely amazing!! What's wrong with this guy?! Why am I, a guy, blushing?! He's just too awesome!!!"
"Let's continue!!"
Rhodes, with an expression of admiration, continued introducing the next contestant without any stage fright, shouting loudly:
"Next up is contestant number 3, the second-ranked player on the Black Round Table—Sakurai Kai!!!"
When Hotaru Sakurai heard her brother's name on the screen, she was completely dumbfounded and incredulous.
But after realizing what she had done, her face immediately turned a little shy and... expectant.
On the screen, Sakurai Kai, looking like a melancholy handsome man, is half-submerged in filthy mud (actually dark chocolate), giving him a stimulating beauty of being defiled in the eyes of women.
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