I'll kill you after I finish this game!
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This scene still evoked a sense of familiarity; Skadi knew that the dog in front of her was a power-hungry, combat-crazed maniac.
There will be many, many more people like this in this world in the future, and Skadi will encounter them sooner or later, even if she doesn't want to have any contact with them.
"Yes, it's really quite nice, but after meeting you, I feel like things will be even more comfortable from now on."
Yujiro Hanma spoke in a way that was difficult to understand, his hands on his hips, a smile on his face as he looked at Skadi, and a tent of an impressive size was rising in his crotch that made people blush.
The desire for battle and lust had blurred the lines between what made Yujiro Hanma incredibly excited, but one thing was certain: he wanted to fight.
Perhaps after winning the battle, they would want to eat the forbidden fruit.
With just a glance, Skadi understood what the guy in front of her wanted to do.
The scene of the two confronting each other did not resemble a confrontation between experts; rather, it looked like a lewd criminal raising a flag was about to assault a beautiful young woman.
Therefore, upon hearing Yujiro Hanma's hint of a fight invitation, Skadi, who had been expressionless, closed her eyes again and raised her hands together in prayer.
"------!"
The incredibly excited Yujiro Hanma saw Skadi strike such a useless pose and close her eyes, but instead of looking down on her, he felt a sense of unease and became even more belligerent.
Because Yujiro Hanma could no longer sense Skadi, if he couldn't still see the beautiful and flawless girl in front of him with his naked eyes, he would have thought that she had disappeared.
While Skadi's acceptance of his challenge stemmed from a sense of power and solemnity, her fighting spirit was an even more significant factor.
Therefore, after Skadi adopted this stance, he should have attacked.
However, his animalistic instincts told him that rushing forward like this would inevitably lead to unpredictable setbacks.
If I'm not mistaken, this is a strategy of striking first after being caught off guard.
What should Yujiro Hanma do?
Let's break this strange state of the opponent first!
"Baby, now it's up to you..."
A wild and eerie smile appeared on Yujiro Hanma's face. His tactical thinking, encompassed within his Perfect World technique, allowed him to, amidst the stunned and dumbfounded gazes of countless spectators, loosen his belt, grasp his greatsword, and, after gathering his strength…
"Eat my bladder sword!!!! Hehehehehe!!!! Let me see what kind of power you have, woman!!!!"
call out----!
With an utter lack of manners and shame, Yujiro Hanma launched a fierce urination sword directly at Skadi, who had her hands clasped together and eyes closed.
Although it's just a single urination sword strike, its power is enough to easily pierce through a diamond.
Putting Skadi aside, Yujiro Hanma's move completely stunned the audience.
The fact that the person they thought had a strong magnetic field suddenly used such an almost obscene attack was like a bolt from the blue, shattering the worldviews of countless viewers.
Yujiro Hanma wanted to know whether Skadi would dodge or take the hit, given how shameless and extremely dirty this move was.
"...I'll fuck your ass!"
Skadi remained expressionless and her tone was quite calm, but she was clearly annoyed.
The hands separated in a fraction of a second, and at the same time, a strange magnetic field fluctuation spread out, first freezing the filthy urine sword that shot in front of them into an ice crystal sword, and then disappearing into the void without a trace.
Pfft!
"Eat! Ahh ...
Yujiro Hanma's eyes widened, and he let out a bloodcurdling scream.
When he saw his urine sword freeze into an ice crystal sword and disappear into the void, he already sensed something was wrong, but it was too late.
With his flesh pierced and torn apart, and blood splattering everywhere, Yujiro Hanma's face twisted into a ferocious grimace.
This is because the injured area is embarrassing and shameful.
Before the eyes of countless spectators, Yujiro Hanma's large buttocks were now pierced with a urine sword that had solidified into ice crystals.
Moreover, the place where the sword pierced was the opening where the body excretes waste products during the cycle of life, and fresh blood was still splattering out.
Normally, this kind of injury wouldn't have caused Yujiro Hanma to scream like a pig being slaughtered.
However, Skadi, who was very vengeful, added a pain power that was not yet known to anyone to the urine sword.
Skadi, who knows and understands pain, is not yet proficient in the power of pain, but she can already use it in actual combat.
Taking advantage of Yujiro Hanma's exposed weakness, Skadi, with a cold expression, took a step forward as if ignoring the distance, and arrived in front of Yujiro Hanma, who was screaming in pain with his pants not even pulled up.
"Magnetic field rotation, 100,000 horsepower, Maha Heavy Core Leg!!!"
With a vicious kick crackling with intense magnetic field and electric light, Skadi delivered a powerful blow—a miniature nuclear explosion containing the power of 100,000 horsepower combined with the force of pain—striking Hanma Yujiro squarely in the scrotum.
Before the horrifying gazes of countless male viewers, Yujiro Hanma's scrotum was immediately ruptured, and various disgusting fluids sprayed out.
But what's most unsettling is that the screaming Yujiro Hanma has now transformed into a 'long nose' like Pinocchio.
Because Skadi's fierce blow had blasted his hot dog right into his nose.
In the One Piece universe.
Seeing this, the Straw Hat crew on the ship, while feeling phantom pain in their genitals, couldn't help but look at the stunned crew member Usopp. Luffy even couldn't help but grin foolishly and say:
"Usopp, he looks just like you."
"......"
Usopp was stunned for a moment upon hearing this, staring blankly at Luffy for a moment, then watching the explosive scene in the video, he couldn't help but touch his nose. After realizing what had happened, he immediately flew into a rage, his expression contorted with fury as he roared at Luffy:
"Damn it!!! Who looks like that sleazy guy?!?"
Zoro, Sanji, and Chopper, who were trying not to laugh and were blushing, all covered their mouths as they watched Usopp's furious outburst. Nami and Nico Robin couldn't help but blush as well.
After Luffy foolishly remarked that Usopp looked a lot like Yujiro Hanma now, they felt they could no longer look at Usopp's long nose the same way.
Usopp also noticed that the others' gazes had become strange, which made him even angrier at Luffy's earlier statement.
Out of shame and anger, he immediately started fighting with Luffy, that despicable guy, which instantly made the whole ship lively.
........
Returning to the video, the fight between Skadi and Yujiro Hanma, which lacked any semblance of skill between masters, left many viewers feeling their values were shattered.
They got into position, but then Yujiro Hanma, that crazy guy, pulled down his pants and showed a hot dog, then gave Skadi a bladder sword.
Although it was incredibly shameful and vulgar, Yujiro Hanma's tactical thinking was not wrong.
After all, he didn't know how Skadi would counterattack if he rushed forward rashly, so he directly used the Bladder Sword, a despicable but very useful low-class move.
The original intention was to force Skadi to stop maintaining that strange posture, but Yujiro Hanma's complete mastery of the skill completely failed to anticipate Skadi's counterattack.
Even more unexpectedly, she never imagined that she, with her pain tolerance so high that she could remain unfazed even if cut into a thousand pieces, would be so pained by Skadi's Thousand Years of Death counterattack that she let out a pig-like scream, thus revealing a huge opening.
Countless viewers were even more surprised that Skadi's counterattack was so ruthless and vicious.
She could have blown up both the hot dog and the spring bag, but after Skadi destroyed Yujiro Hanma's spring bag, she deliberately blasted the hot dog into his nose.
It turned the other person into a magnetic Pinocchio.
This behavior was extremely excessive, but it was Yujiro Hanma who started it.
Using a satellite, Oga watched his sister Skadi encounter Yujiro Hanma and kept observing their battle.
From the very beginning, when Yujiro Hanma used the Bladder Sword against Skadi, his face turned as black as could be.
Countless viewers, and even martial arts practitioners, could not bear to watch such a battle.
[Pink Fairy]: Waaaaaaah, my eyes! My eyes! Eden! My eyes are dirty, I can't take them anymore, waaaaaah, why did you have to let the pure and innocent fairy see this?!
【Eden】: ...Come on, Ellie, let's stop looking at this for now. I'll take you to wash your eyes.
[Möbius]: How pretentious! Why make such a fuss over something like this?
【Gap Witch】: ....I feel like my eyes are going to go blind. How could a perfectly good battle be fought in such a lewd, vulgar and shameless way?
【The Witch of Ash】: Isn't that guy named Yujiro Hanma a pervert? He must be a pervert!?
[Paimon]: Eee ...
【Traveler·Ying】: Cough cough, is this the kind of restricted content that people can watch for free!?
【Pure White Queen】: You filthy guy, Skadi should have kicked him in the crotch!
【The Overlord of Heaven】: Cough cough, although Yujiro Hanma's moves were low-class, they were indeed the safest and most effective against Skadi in that strangely calm state.
[Qiao Rulai]: Who takes off their pants to urinate first during a battle?!?!?
【All Gods' Calamity】: ...Although I really don't want to argue, if I put myself in their shoes, although Yujiro Hanma's moves are vulgar, they are indeed the most useful moves for testing and breaking Skadi's stance.
【A Lone Boat Crossing the River】: Hmm, the move was vulgar, but... it was definitely right...
[Hundred Generations of Wisdom]: We, with a sense of shame, would never do such a laughable probing! Couldn't we have used normal ranged attacks to probe him?!
[Straw Hat Luffy]: This guy got hit on the nose, he looks like Usopp, hehehe.
[Sniper King]: You son of a bitch Luffy!!! If you say another word, I'm not done with you! I'm quitting the Straw Hat Pirates right now!!!
【Lucky Little King Kong】: The scene is really hardcore. Skadi also has a strong desire for revenge. She could have kicked it together, but she deliberately kicked it in the nose.
[Old Demon King]: This R-rated scene should be censored with mosaics. Skadi and Yujiro Hanma's fight was absolutely shocking.
[Five Handsome Guys]: I feel like my morals have been shattered to pieces. This opening battle scene made me feel like my six eyes were going to go blind.
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Countless viewers were utterly speechless at the nuclear clash battles in the Skadi world, finding the fight so 'free and open' and utterly lowbrow.
Yujiro Hanma's bladder sword strike, and the way Skadi kicked his hot dog and scrotum, leaving him looking like a magnetic Pinocchio, are truly unforgettable for countless viewers.
Moreover, we must not forget the Whale Fall organization belonging to Oga, far away in Sakura Country.
"puff......."
The personnel responsible for controlling the satellite images, seeing their young mistress smashing someone's genitals and hot dog, felt phantom pain in their lower limbs while trying not to laugh.
But with Oga watching the screen like a giant, they couldn't even laugh; they had to hold it in with all their might.
Even Oga himself couldn't help but twitch his lips. Looking at Yujiro Hanma's pathetic state, his expressionless handsome face couldn't help but twitch a few times.
However, compared to these emotions, Oga felt more schadenfreude.
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