I'll kill you after I finish this game!

The bearded young man with thorny vines looked at another man with the face of Shakyamuni, and conveyed a message to him with a smile in his eyes.

Should you say it, or should I?

The gentle man with the face of a Buddha, still wearing a gentle and refined expression, looked at Lei Zhe and said:

"I am Shakyamuni, the founder of Buddhism, and this is Jesus, the founder of Christianity. Young friend, you must have heard about us, right?"

The man with the thorns on his head also gave Razer a friendly and gentle smile, without the slightest hint of falsehood.

Upon hearing the other party's introduction, Lei Zhe's mind went blank for a moment, but he quickly recovered.

The founder of Buddhism was Siddhartha Gautama (Buddha), and the founder of Christianity was Jesus Christ! ?! ?

Holy crap!! How did you two end up together... Uh, wait, you two seem kind of familiar.

Buddha and Jesus shared an apartment, along with Mrs. Matsuda, Mr. Saint...

Having recalled the consultation, Lei Zhe looked at the two sages before him with a somewhat complicated expression, and sighed softly, saying:

"I was already suspicious when I saw your Buddha-like face, but I never imagined you really were Buddha, and even sharing an apartment with another famous Jesus in the mortal world, this is truly..."

That's pretty damn.

Rei Zhe remembered the information he had about these two. In his past life, there was a manga and anime called "Saint Young Men," which was a comedy series.

But it's precisely because it belongs to the comedy genre that it's so damn scary!

This comic tells the story of Buddha and Jesus taking a vacation on Earth, and the mythological figures in the original work are all real historical figures.

Moreover, the strength level is ridiculously high because of the comedic effect.

For example, the biblical mythology of this world is several levels higher than that of the minor saints in the main world.

It's almost at the level described in the Bible, but since it's a comedy comic, it doesn't really care about logic or anything like that...

P.S.: Ahem, these two from Saint Brothers are here to help Reiji solve his own problems. I don't need to describe the combat power in a comedy comic, right?

Chapter Twenty-Three: Buddha: Benefactor, you and we are destined to meet.

Jesus smiled upon hearing Rezer's words, glanced at the Buddha, and then looked at Rezer with great curiosity, saying:

“We were also very surprised. The Buddha and I were living peacefully at home when we suddenly had a spiritual connection.”

A connection? Is it because of... himself?

"Indeed, it is because of you, benefactor."

Just as Lei Zhe was wondering, the Buddha smiled and confirmed his secret guess. In that instant when he laughed from the bottom of his heart, the Buddha's head emitted a warm and compassionate golden light, illuminating the surroundings.

Jesus instinctively wanted to stop this when he saw it, because if ordinary people saw this Buddha's light, it would affect them and make them have a sudden realization, making them want to become monks.

However, he was somewhat surprised when he saw Lei Zhe's condition.

After seeing the boundless Buddha light behind the other person's head, Lei Zhe's eyes were only confused for a moment before he regained his senses.

Moreover, as if it had been sensed and resonated with, the six-day cycle that Razer had previously woven within his body spontaneously manifested outside his body.

A golden, primordial eye suddenly appeared on his forehead, continuously seeing through the Buddha's boundless light and receiving the essential information flow.

Behind it is a divine wheel centered on twilight and dawn, radiating loving and infinitely brilliant light, and the ring woven from the six cycles of reincarnation also revolves around the core.

Nothingness, infinity, infinite light—the Dominion woven by Raiji is terrifying in its possibilities and extensibility.

The Buddha before me radiates boundless light, which I embrace with infinite tolerance and acceptance, wishing that his radiance may also become a part of the six cycles of reincarnation.

Upon witnessing this extraordinary scene, the Buddha's smile deepened. He did not prevent his Buddha-light from being received, and looking at Rai Zhe, he said with a tone of satisfaction and admiration:

"Indeed, you and I are destined to meet."

"..."

Lei Zhe watched this scene in silence, his eyes filled with complex emotions as he looked at the two...saints. Only after accepting their Buddhist teachings did he realize just how ridiculously strong they were.

These two people can be said to have transcended the myriad phenomena of this world, truly reaching a state of profound enlightenment.

Lei Zhe thought of the supernatural powers and descriptions of Buddhism. He put away the truth of the six-day cycle of reincarnation behind him and stopped accepting the other party's boundless Buddhist doctrines. After all, one cannot accept a reward without merit.

He took a deep breath, looked at the Buddha and Jesus before him, and asked in a respectful tone:

"You two sages, you knew I was coming, didn't you?"

From the moment he accepted the Buddha's teachings, the other party actually had the ability to influence his inner self, making him want to enter the Buddhist order from the bottom of his heart.

But the other person did nothing; they were simply imparting Buddhist teachings to him.

As for why Lei Zhe said the other party knew he was coming, just think about the Buddha's power as described in Buddhism.

For example, the six supernatural powers in Buddhism.

The divine eye can see the life, death, suffering, and joy of all beings in the three realms and six paths, and can see all forms and colors in the world without obstruction.

The divine ear is the ability to hear the languages ​​of suffering, joy, sorrow, and happiness of all beings in the three realms and six paths, as well as all sounds in the world, without any obstruction.

He possesses telepathy, enabling him to know the thoughts and desires of all beings in the Three Realms and Six Paths.

The ability to know one's own past lives and the deeds of all beings in the three realms and six paths is called the "knowledge of past lives".

The supernatural power of divine feet, also known as the power of body movement, the power of body movement at will, or the power of divine realm, refers to the ability to appear in any form freely and without hindrance, at will.

The attainment of the power of the extinction of outflows means severing all delusions and attachments in the three realms, becoming free from the cycle of birth and death in the three realms, and thus gaining the power of the extinction of outflows.

Damn it, the more I think about it, the more outrageous the Buddha seems, not to mention that Razor is standing right in front of the Buddha Shakyamuni himself!!

"To be precise, Jesus and I only developed a connection when you came into this world. We have no karmic ties, but we are very connected."

When Buddha saw that Razor had put away his teachings and the boundless Buddha light behind his head was slowly receding, both Buddha and Jesus looked at Razor with their usual smiles.

As saints who descended to the mortal realm for a visit, how could they not be curious about the existence of people with whom they had a connection?

After all, Buddha had long since ended his mortal karma and attained Nirvana, and Jesus had also completed the trials of mythology. After his death, through his father's connections, he also achieved the same state as Buddha.

In this world, Jesus and Buddha are sworn brothers, and their relationship is very close.

Logically speaking, they are already saints who have achieved the highest level of spiritual cultivation, and there are no longer any beings with whom they have a karmic connection.

But then suddenly there was a Lei Zhe, which greatly intrigued the two sages.

The reason why it is said that when Rai Zhe descended into this world, it was already clear that Rai Zhe was not a person of this world, since in their eyes Rai Zhe had no past ties with this world.

Both of them were exceptionally intelligent and immediately understood part of Lei Zhe's background.

"So the reason the two sages invited me here is..."

Lei Zhe asked with a curious expression. He wasn't shocked when he learned from the other party's words that he wasn't from this world. It was reasonable for the other party, given his level of cultivation, to know this.

However, seeing that the two didn't seem to have any ill intentions towards him, and were actually quite friendly from the beginning, and given that Lei Zhe also knew their personalities somewhat, there wasn't much sense of urgency.

The two seemingly young saints exchanged a glance, then looked at Rai Zhe, and the Buddha gave a kind smile.

“Lei Zhe, I think your future path is very suitable for Buddhism. Although I no longer accept disciples, I am willing to guide your practice. The only condition is that you must never say that I guided your practice in any place.”

“Hey, Buddha, I see traces and power of Christianity in him, and his path is also very suitable for the religion. I can guide him!”

Looking at the two people who were arguing like good friends, Lei Zhe couldn't understand why they wanted to guide him in his cultivation.

Even if the reason is "fate," it's too vague and arbitrary.

Lei Zhe is not the kind of person who easily accepts other people's kindness, and his later experiences have instilled in him the belief that there is no such thing as a free lunch.

Seeing the confusion on Rai Zhe's face, the Buddha considerately offered his explanation directly.

"Actually, besides the fact that we are destined to meet you, it's because we don't want to see you go astray in the future. One thought can lead to enlightenment, and another to damnation. That's exactly what you are like. Jesus and I can't ignore this situation, so we want to help you."

The Buddha's words came from the bottom of his heart, and his head once again uncontrollably emitted a warm and compassionate golden light, illuminating the surroundings.

Every word the other party spoke came from the bottom of their heart; they were completely open and genuinely thinking of Lei Zhe's best interests.

Besides feeling great love and compassion in Razer, he also sensed a terrifying divinity and demonic nature that made him extremely cautious.

Aside from seeing these things in Raiji, although the Buddha did not perceive Raiji, there was always a feeling about him that made him confront Asura or Mara.

The Buddha could not see Raji's precise future because the other party did not belong to this world, or perhaps the other party was also a great being in the future.

But whichever it is, Buddha would rather see Raji have a bright and shining future than a dark and gloomy one.

When Lei Zhe does good, all living beings in the world will be blessed; when Lei Zhe does evil, all living beings in the world will suffer!

When Lei Zhe heard what the Buddha said, he felt a little complicated. The other person's tone and attitude seemed to be concerned about him.

His third eye on his forehead and his own intuition showed no alarm, and following the Buddha's words, he looked at the other person and asked:

Do you wish for me to become a Buddha?

"No."

The Buddha smiled slightly, not acknowledging what Lei Zhe said. Lei Zhe's figure was clearly reflected in his crystal eyes, which contained infinite wisdom. He said with a sincere tone and a smile, "Every human being has the potential to become a Buddha. Whether good or evil, sentient or insentient, it is all just a process. Your future is not limited to just 'Buddha'."

"The Buddha meant that he hoped Rez would walk the right path, and there are many paths, not just limited to the Buddha." Jesus smiled and considerately explained the true meaning of the Buddha's words to Rez.

It is not to say that studying Buddhism is the right path, nor that studying Buddhism can bring salvation.

The right path is different for everyone, and even the Buddha cannot say that his Buddhist path is the only right path.

Rai Zhe is suited to Buddhism and Taoism, but that does not mean that he will become a Buddha in the future.

As long as one can clearly discern the true nature of one's own heart, every path in the universe, among all living beings, is the right path.

Upon hearing the Buddha's profound wisdom, Rezhe paused for a moment, then nodded to the Buddha and said:

"Since you are willing to guide my cultivation, and you no longer accept disciples, the title of 'master' is obviously not appropriate. So I will address you as 'teacher'."

"Excellent." The Buddha also showed a genuine smile of joy.

At this moment, Jesus looked at Buddha and Rezé, scratched his head, pointed to himself, and said:

"What does this have to do with me? Why would people want to learn from you? I'm a saint too, you know."

Upon hearing this, the Buddha's expression returned to normal. He glanced at Rai Zhe with an embarrassed look, then turned to Jesus and said:

"Jesus, what they mean is quite clear: because you are the Son of God, you are born with a higher starting point than ordinary people, so you understand..."

Jesus stood to one side, frozen in shock. He couldn't help but look at Rei Zhe, his face flushed, and he hesitated, as if he wanted to say something but couldn't.

Even though Lei Zhe possesses an incredibly terrifying and pure divine nature, isn't he a second-generation god?

Seeing Jesus's expression, Rezhe didn't want to offend him, so he scratched his head and tentatively asked: