This demon is highly suspicious.
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To be precise, it happened three times (Satan holds grudges.jpg)
Everyone says things shouldn't happen more than three times, and Satan has made his decision.
If Rorschach causes any more trouble, hang him up and beat him!
Let everyone see his majesty as the Demon King.
(Actually, such a thing doesn't exist.)
"This is the reward I deserve, Lord Demon King."
"As you know, dealing with heroes is extremely dangerous at first."
"Although you have offered very good terms, I am still very worried."
Sitting cross-legged on the ground, Luo Xia said casually.
They just casually sat down on the ground, not caring whether it was clean or not.
Even though this place is a ruin that he just bombed.
"So, what you mean is."
With a raised eyebrow, Satan asked.
He seemed to have a clue what Rorschach was going to say.
“So, you have to pay more.”
"to make."
Satan readily agreed.
The funding for this mission is quite sufficient.
God also funded part of it.
Satan felt incredibly moved; that bastard had finally decided to help him.
Why do I feel like crying for no reason?
On the other side, in the celestial realm—
"Damn, that idiot Satan is finally done. I thought there was no fun to be had."
Lying on the wicker chair in a very undignified posture, God looked at the image of Satan in the mirror with disgust and said...
God wouldn't have appeared to fund Satan if it weren't for wanting to watch a good show.
If Satan had disagreed, he would have taken matters into his own hands.
The heroes are attacking the demon realm—how could something as fun as this end so easily?!
My God would be the first to disagree!
"Speaking of which, this demon named Rorschach is really suited to our Celestial Realm."
With his eyes narrowed, God spoke thoughtfully.
This shameless and uninhibited attitude is somewhat similar to my younger self.
Unfortunately, I didn't have that many lovely girls around me back then.
I was bewitched back then, and actually cared so much about Satan, a fellow man.
If I put in some effort, I might just win over that guy from the next class.
As for the difference between humans and gods, there's no need to worry about that.
Look at Zeus, that stallion next door.
It's no longer a racial issue.
Instead, once you've been targeted by Zeus, you can only think about whether you're riding a horse or being ridden by one.
These are all possible.
Rorschach is someone who can be said to have won God's favor.
We need to figure out a way to get this guy to join us (crossed out).
Think of a way to undermine Satan.
Lucifer went to your side, so it's not too much for me to ask you to give me Rorschach as compensation, is it?
Satan is manageable, but the problem is Lucifer.
That guy will most likely try to obstruct it.
After all, if Rorschach were to be abducted by him, Satan would still have to continue as the Demon King.
So women are really strange. On the one hand, they feel sorry for Satan when they see him working non-stop, but on the other hand, they hope that Satan will continue to work.
Weird.
Men are easier to understand.
God shook his head and stopped thinking about these things.
Returning our focus to the human world —
"I probably understand."
Rorschach nodded, indicating his understanding.
He already understood what had happened.
"Simply put, you kidnapped a princess, and then a hero came along, right?"
“I already said it wasn’t me, it was Lucifer.”
On the other end of the phone, Satan spoke weakly.
But who cares?
Anyway, the hero came to find a demon king named 'Satan'.
As for who Lucifer is?
I don’t know, never heard of it.
"I understand. I have a simple method here, would you like to hear it?"
After thinking for two seconds, Luo Xia said.
He just thought of a simple and quick method that should be very effective.
Upon hearing Rorschach's words, Satan quickly asked:
"any solution?"
"Why don't you take that princess to the hero, and then perform a suicide act where you're shot 18 times in the back?"
"I'll rip your skull open, you bastard."
Chapter 127 Rorschach: If I were a woman, I would definitely like you
After some haggling, Rorschach agreed on the reward for the mission.
Living expenses increased by 30%, meals and accommodation included, five social insurances and one housing fund, get off work from 8:30 am to 6 pm every day.
Lunch break from 11:30 to 1:30.
There is overtime pay for working overtime.
There will be additional compensation if you encounter work-related injuries or similar issues.
"Don't worry! I will absolutely not let that damned hero succeed!"
"I will protect the glory of the demon realm!"
Pounding his chest, Luo Xia spoke with absolute certainty.
If the glory of the demon realm is handed over to you, then everything is completely over!
Satan was internally complaining.
Although the Demon Realm no longer possesses any glory or anything like that.
But at least it has the good reputation of being simple and honest.
But if Rorschach were really allowed to protect the glory of the Demon Realm...
Rorschach: I will protect the glory of the Demon Realm!
God: How much does this thing cost per pound?
Rorschach: A million, thank you.
God: Give me ten pounds first, and put it on Satan's tab.
Rorschach: No problem!
Satan can already imagine such a scene.
I have a feeling that the future of the Demon Realm is bleak.
With a sigh, Satan explained to Rorschach with a hint of helplessness:
"I'm not asking you to kill the hero. I'm asking you to send Princess Syori away under reasonable circumstances."
Although it has been emphasized several times, it is clear that Rorschach has not listened at all.
All this guy can think about is his salary and overtime pay.
Just take the talk of the glory of the demon realm with a grain of salt.
Don't pay attention to what this guy says.
Satan has already seen through this guy.
This guy is a real devil.
"Huh? Why?"
Tilting his head, Luo Xia asked, somewhat puzzled.
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