He usually does things directly without expecting anything in return.

Early in the morning, Luo Xia lay in his bed, enjoying the tranquility of the weekend.

The creature, which was stuffed in a garbage bag and hung on the doorknob, was unusually quiet despite its chattering.

The reason might be that Luo Xia was a bit scared playing horror games alone last night, so he dragged the talkative guy over to play with him.

Although I'm a chatterbox and really want to go to bed early, I can't help but be startled by that bastard Rorschach.

The noise is so loud that I can't sleep.

If it weren't so talkative and bad at video games, it probably would have gotten up and helped Rorschach complete the game.

It's only because it's a cat monster that I couldn't stand this jerk anymore.

Therefore, this morning, despite being very talkative, I was unusually quiet and slept peacefully instead of making a fuss.

As is customary, I'm quite talkative, and my typical morning routine includes:

At 5:30, I get up and inspect my territory.

At six o'clock, I opened the door to Luo Xia's bedroom and then frantically made a fuss to wake him up.

At seven o'clock, I went back to my nest to continue sleeping.

At 7:05, Luo Xia, who was indignant before leaving the house, kicked him, and then he got up and started arguing with Luo Xia.

At eight o'clock, I got up and continued to patrol my territory.

This is the daily routine of Milk Cat, whose brain circuits are comparable to Rorschach's, in the morning.

Returning to the present, the alarm clock on the bedside table is quietly ticking.

The moment the clock struck 7:30!

"Ring ring ring!!!!!"

The alarm clock jumped off the table and made a piercing noise.

This alarm clock has never been used to wake Rorschach since he bought it.

After all, he would wake Rorschach up every morning around six or seven o'clock.

If Rorschach doesn't get up, I'll sit on his face and suffocate him.

This is the first time this alarm clock has rung while Rorschach is sleeping.

It's also the last time.

"Ring ring ring!!!!!"

In his sleep, Rorschach groggily stuck a finger out from under the covers.

Red energy gathers at the fingertips, and then...

"Oh!"

The alarm clock shattered into pieces, and the world became peaceful.

The creature hanging on the door glanced at the broken pieces on the ground, then moved to another spot and continued sleeping.

The expressions on the face of the person and the cat were remarkably similar at that moment.

For a moment, the only sound in the bedroom was the air conditioner blowing out cold air.

This comfort lasted until—

"Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding~"

"Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding~"

The door to Rorschach's house was being pounded on repeatedly.

The person outside the door seemed to be in a great hurry.

"Rorschach! Rorschach!"

Satania’s voice could be faintly heard from outside the door.

This guy always looks so energetic, no matter what.

Outside the door, Satania, dressed in a vampire outfit, kept ringing the doorbell of the Rorschach family's house.

The costume, supposedly a vampire outfit, was really just a tattered cloak and a small top hat.

Beside her, Vinette was dressed as a witch, while Raphiel wore a Halloween pumpkin-themed dress and carried a pumpkin lantern.

If the three of them are dressed in Halloween style, then Gabriel is just there to be cute.

In every sense.

A onesie cat-themed pajama completely covered her petite body, and the cat tail behind her seemed to have been reinforced by some kind of magic by Vinette, as it would automatically curl up when she walked and occasionally sway, as if expressing its own feelings.

The gray cat ears on the adorable cat hood trembled as Gabriel spoke.

According to Winette, this was a dress she specially customized for Gabriel, taking into account Gabriel's body measurements very carefully.

It is said that a demon had a very detailed understanding of the angel's various data and sensitive spots on her body.

Does this mean that you've grasped all the angels' weaknesses?

Actually, Winette had also prepared a cute outfit for Popolo.

But Popolo was hung on the ceiling because he angered Gabriel last night, and he was still hanging there when the group left.

No one can put her down without Gabriel's permission.

"Shouldn't Luo Xia still be sleeping at this hour?"

After glancing at the time, Winette said with great certainty.

Based on her understanding of Luo Xia, she knew that Luo Xia usually slept until the afternoon on weekends.

It is said that it was originally done to save on living expenses so that one could eat only one meal a day.

Vignette expressed skepticism about this.

After all, it's unimaginable that Rorschach would lack living expenses.

“What’s wrong with sleeping? Watch me wake him up.”

"Satania said with great confidence."

Although I don't know what this guy is planning to do, it probably won't be anything good.

Gabriel glanced at Satania and thought to herself.

Gabriel wasn't the only one with this idea; Winette and Raphiel thought the same way.

Somewhat worried, Winette opened her mouth, ready to stop Satania.

But as soon as he opened his mouth, Gabriel covered it from behind.

“Rorschach…”

Taking a deep breath, Satania prepared to deliver a shocking speech.

But as soon as he uttered the name Rorschach, the door suddenly burst open, and a pineapple bun, which appeared out of nowhere, flew out and blocked Satania's mouth.

"woo woo woo woo!!!"

"Cough cough cough!!!!"

Caught off guard, Satania nearly choked to death on the pineapple bun.

He was coughing heavily, clutching his chest.

"Rorschach, you bastard!!!"

Leaning against the wall, Satania glared fiercely at Rorschach, her eyes glistening with tears.

But to be honest, that look wasn't intimidating at all.

"You should thank me, you bastard, for finally getting to eat a pineapple bun."

Carrying a pile of trash filled with gossip, Luo Xia said with a displeased expression.

The early morning disturbance to his sweet dreams made Rorschach really want to tear Satania and the alarm clock apart.

"Speaking of which, pineapple buns..."

As if she had thought of something, Raphiel looked at the pineapple buns on the ground.

Although it was a rare treat to eat pineapple bun, the situation was urgent, so Satania coughed it up and it fell to the ground.

Next to the pineapple buns, a small white dog appeared at their feet at some unknown time.

The puppy, who was focused on antagonizing Satania, stared at the pineapple bun on the ground for a few seconds before shaking its head helplessly.

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It made a few symbolic thumping motions on the ground with its hind legs, and then simply walked away.

"You damned dog!!!"

Chapter 200 Cat: I'll fight you sooner or later

"So, what exactly do you want from me?"

With a mouthful of food in his hand, Luo Xia looked at the people in front of him expressionlessly and said.

If these guys at the door weren't either angels or demons, Rorschach would have definitely cast some minor demonic curses on them.

For example, in the next few days, commonly used learning resource websites were blocked, and commonly used software could not be accessed.

Yes, that's me for sure.

This little curse is probably one of the most satisfying spells Rorschach developed after coming to the human world.

The last magic that satisfied Rorschach this much was the gender-swap magic he developed specifically for Aquaman.

She will only revert to her original self once the other person has genuinely accepted her becoming a woman and is ready to live a good life.

So if you see someone online reminiscing about their days as a beautiful young girl, please don't doubt it.

It's highly likely that he was cursed by Rorschach.

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