Even a fool could tell that Walter had misunderstood her, so she quickly explained, "Walter-sensei, please don't misunderstand. I'm not a lolicon. Himeko-sensei was there too."
Upon hearing Jojo's words, Walter silently turned around: "Jojo, you don't need to explain. I was also raised by several older sisters, so I can probably imagine what happened."
After clearing up the misunderstanding, Joe opened the system homepage, his gaze falling on the data description next to the Soul Steel.
[A metal block composed of nanobots that can block Honkai energy, automatically repair itself when damaged, and freely transform into any shape of object, weapon, or equipment.]
Qiaoqiao suddenly realized that since Soul Steel has the power to isolate Honkai energy, it might be able to suppress the power of the Enchanting Eye.
[Host, would you like to claim the reward—Soul Steel?]
【Yes. 】
Qiao Qiao answered silently in his heart, and soon a piece of metal with a strange texture appeared in his hand.
The nanomachines that make it up start to move, causing significant changes to the color and texture of the metal.
Not long after, Qiaoqiao had a pair of glasses made of soul steel that could block Honkai energy.
Jojo put on her glasses and reached out to stroke the top of her soft, smooth hair: "Theresa is so cute."
Theresa felt the warmth of Jojo's palm, and as if waking from a dream, her face turned bright red.
What just happened to me...? Why did I feel my heart pounding and my blood rushing to my head for a moment, and then I unconsciously hugged Qiaoqiao?
Once she regained her senses, Theresa nervously took two steps back to separate herself from Jojo: "Jojo, you're not allowed to touch my head. What if I don't grow taller?"
Seeing that Theresa was no longer bewitched by her eyes, Jojo said happily, "I'm sorry, Theresa. How about I make you bitter melon pancakes next time as an apology?"
"I've told you so many times, don't call me Theresa at school, call me Dean."
Theresa stood tall and straight, trying to appear mature and composed, but given her petite figure, she looked not at all dignified, but rather like a cute child pretending to be an adult.
"However... I'll let you off this time since you're going to give me bitter melon cakes."
Theresa finally succumbed to the temptation of the food, slowly lowered her hand, turned to Jojo and asked curiously, "Jojo, what brings you to my office today?"
"Yes, I'm here to deliver the new student files for Himeko-neechan."
"Oh? Why are you delivering this on behalf of Himeko? Where is she herself?"
Theresa said resentfully, "She probably just dumped the work on you and went off to slack off somewhere again."
Upon hearing this, Qiaoqiao shook her head: "Theresa, don't misunderstand, I took it voluntarily."
Theresa sighed with a headache: "Jojo, if you continue to spoil Himeko like this, doing everything for her, from housework to work, she will definitely become dependent on you in the future."
"If Himeko becomes too dependent on you and can't get married, how do you plan to take responsibility?"
Qiaoqiao patted her chest and said, "Then I'll take care of Himeko-neechan. Anyway, we're not related by blood."
Theresa knew that Jojo was a good person in every way, except that she was too kind-hearted. She often helped Valkyries in need at school, and she took extra care of Himeko.
Jojo was so devoted to Himeko that even Theresa herself felt jealous.
Theresa also wants a handsome and considerate younger brother like Jojo. If she could snatch him away from Himeko and have him take care of her food, clothing, shelter, and work, she could live a carefree life and read comic books every day.
"Qiaoqiao, now that you've finished taking care of Himeko's business, how about you take over as the frontline commander of the St. Freya Academy Valkyrie Force and become the captain of the Hyperion?"
Upon hearing Theresa's suggestion to hand over the captaincy of the Hyperion to her, Jojo quickly shook her head and said, "Theresa, don't joke around. I'm still just a student. How can I be the captain of the Hyperion?"
“Jojo, don’t worry, I believe in your abilities.” Theresa’s lips unconsciously curled up as she thought about the happy life Jojo would have working for her. “You can cook for me, do my laundry, clean the house, and handle my work every day.”
"How was it? Wasn't the captain's mission quite simple?"
Cooking for you, doing laundry, cleaning the house, and even chores... Am I being your maid or your captain?
This is all your past work. You have hands and feet, can't you do it yourself?
Do your own thing. Didn't that old monster Otto teach you that?
Qiao Qiao silently complained to herself, then quickly waved goodbye to Theresa: "I suddenly remembered that I have to cook for Himeko-neechan today, so I'll head back now."
"Wait..." Theresa tried to stop Jojo, but he disappeared through the door in the blink of an eye.
Jojo ran way too fast, but there's plenty of time in the future. I'll definitely make you the captain of the Hyperion, so I can be freed from my school job!
In the dimly lit, neatly arranged shoes of the apartment's entryway, a black hole-like opening appears in the space, from which a foot suddenly steps out onto the floor.
Through the imaginary hole, Jojo, who was just at St. Freya Academy, instantly appeared in the apartment where Himeko lived with him.
Recalling the scene of Theresa chasing after her, Jojo secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "Thanks to the core fragment of the Herrscher of the Void, I was able to escape successfully."
"If Theresa gets involved with me, she'll drain me dry."
In his previous life, when Qiao Qiao was a captain, he would grind the Abyss every day after work. Now that he's transmigrated, he's still a captain, serving tea and water to Theresa, doing laundry and cooking for her. Isn't this a joke?
I'd rather not be a captain!
Qiaoqiao went to her room, closed the door, grabbed a box of tissues, and lay down on the bed to play with her precious treasure.
"This Herrscher core is truly amazing."
Qiao Qiao looked at the crystal in his hand with a happy expression. He hadn't had time to study it before, but now he could finally see what this treasure could do.
At this moment, some data that only JoJo could see appeared next to the core fragment of the Herrscher of the Void.
[The core fragments of Honkai energy that gather within the Herrscher of the Void can generate and control Honkai Beasts and Undead, open imaginary space, and perform spatial teleportation, imaginary transformation, spatial manipulation, and spatial transfer. The host can collect more fragments and unlock more abilities in a life simulation.]
Upon seeing the description on the data, JoJo realized that possessing this core would allow him to use part of the Herrscher of the Void's omnipotence, and if he could successfully collect all the core fragments, he might be able to obtain the complete power of the Herrscher of the Void.
Thinking of this, Qiao Qiao was extremely excited. If he could possess the power of a Herrscher, he might be able to change some of the imperfect stories in the Honkai world, and his sister Himeko might not have died in the third Herrscher of the Void.
I was really tired from helping Sister Himeko move things today, so I guess I should treat myself.
Qiao Qiao put down the core fragment in her hand and opened the page of the Villain's Life Simulator.
[The simulation opportunity has been refreshed. Host, would you like to start the life simulation now?]
Yes, my darling is already incredibly thirsty!
[The simulation is about to begin. Please select your character's initial talents.]
[Hybrid of God and Man: Those who possess this talent have bodies no different from ordinary people, but can randomly acquire a special divine power, such as the strength of one hundred people, a freely stretching body, futuristic vision, etc.]
[Give Me a Chest: Players with this talent can obtain a chest by killing one person in The Sims. Opening the chest can randomly reward players with weapons, equipment, talent abilities, and other rewards. Chest levels are divided into: white, blue, purple, gold, and orange, from highest to lowest.]
[Martial Arts Prodigy: Those with this talent are born with extraordinary knowledge and wisdom, possess extremely high comprehension, and can remember everything they see. They learn anything with twice the result with half the effort, have exceptional martial arts talent, and can reproduce any martial arts technique with just one glance. At the same time, they will have an insatiable thirst for battle and will even be willing to sacrifice their lives for a thrilling fight.]
Chapter Seven: Making Fu Hua Kneel Down and Call Him Dad
Of the three selectable talents, 'Blood of Gods' has an extremely high ceiling, potentially unleashing the power of a hundred people. However, its floor is also ridiculously low. If you're unlucky, you might only get a skill like being a great cook or a beautiful musician. While such skills could achieve great success in modern times, they would be completely useless in a chaotic world.
As for 'Give Me a Treasure Chest,' killing just one person will drop a treasure chest. The contents of the chest are completely random, but the rewards are visibly generous. As long as he keeps killing, he will eventually get good stuff. This talent is fine in a cruel world where the strong prey on the weak. However, in a society governed by law, Qiao Qiao would probably be imprisoned for life if he killed someone, leaving him no room to develop his talent.
While the 'Martial Arts Prodigy' may not have the same potential as the other two, they learn everything at twice the efficiency of others and, like the Sharingan, can copy any martial art, making them arguably the most reliable talent.
After careful consideration, Qiao Qiao chose the talent of 'Martial Arts Prodigy'.
[The host has completed the character talent selection.]
[Start your life simulator now.]
You were born into a wealthy and well-off family. Your father is the mayor of Canghai City, and your mother is the only daughter of the prestigious Lin family.
Unfortunately, your mother died during childbirth when you were born.
Both parents are prominent figures, which is a good start, but the mother's sacrifice was too hasty. I wonder if it will affect The Sims.
Jojo was an orphan from a young age and had a special longing for his mother, but unfortunately, even in The Sims, he couldn't experience the feeling of a mother's care. However, he didn't feel particularly sad about his mother's passing, after all, it was just a life simulation.
Your mayor father was deeply in love with his first wife, and her divorce caused him immense grief. Therefore, he felt he should pour all his love for his wife into you.
It seems a bit odd to pour all your love for your wife into your child, doesn't it?
[Due to your innate talent as a 'martial arts prodigy,' you were born with intelligence beyond that of ordinary people. Just seconds after birth, you said, 'I'm hungry, I want milk.']
Your mayor father was amazed that you could speak from birth, but he felt no fear whatsoever. On the contrary, he felt that you were a gift from heaven, a continuation of his wife's life.
From then on, your mayor father granted your every wish and even hired two wet nurses for you.
When you were two years old, two wet nurses weren't enough for you, so he hired three.
When you were three years old, he hired four wet nurses for you.
Is this father so indulgent towards his child?
This is understandable, as children without mothers always try to make up for the lack of maternal love in other ways.
When you were four years old, you were still being breastfed, but your father finally felt things couldn't continue like this and weaned you. He then hired ten maids to take care of your daily needs.
[After losing your nanny, you were initially very angry, but the arrival of ten maid sisters cheered you up. They cooked for you, fed you, did your laundry, bathed you, told you stories before bed, and each of them held you as you fell asleep. Your favorite game was playing hide-and-seek with the maid sisters while blindfolded.]
They live like emperors. Are all rich people this extravagant?
But so far, it seems like I haven't done anything bad in the life simulation.
When you reached kindergarten age, your father wanted to hire some tutors for you. Due to your strong insistence, all the tutors were tall, mature, and beautiful older sisters.
You like them very much, and they like you very much too, because your family is very wealthy and you are the only son in the family. If you grow up and marry me, they will enjoy endless wealth and luxury for the rest of their lives.
At home, the maid and tutor fawn over you, while the kindergarten principal and teachers constantly flatter you because of your family background.
[You were unruly in kindergarten, lifting girls' skirts every day. As a child, you didn't have the wicked thoughts of an adult; your pranks were simply because you wanted to see the girls' helpless rage.]
Because of your privileged position, the evil in your nature continues to grow.
[You have received the reward: Updraft (lv.1)]
Updraft?
That's a great skill!
If I squatted down at St. Freya Academy every day and lifted up the girls' skirts, wouldn't I be able to feast my eyes?
One day, as usual, you lift up a girl's skirt. Suddenly, a girl wearing glasses and a school uniform, who looks honest and intelligent, stands in front of the girl being bullied.
Do not do to others what you would not have them do to you.
Do not do evil even if it is insignificant.
Wealth and honor cannot corrupt me, poverty and hardship cannot sway me, and power and force cannot subdue me.
[That girl shielded the girl behind her and lectured you righteously, trying to make you change your ways.]
But you didn't hear a word she said, and instead gave her the middle finger.
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