Machete Style Anime

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The memory ends.

Hachiman Hikigaya stared blankly at his friend for a long while, then silently shook his head in his heart.

"If Kasugano isn't a womanizer, then for the sake of Komachi liking him, even if it hurts me, I'll still help them get together."

"However, given the current situation, even if Komachi and I were willing, we still wouldn't be able to get past my parents' objections."

"Besides, I myself don't want Komachi to get involved in Kasugano's love triangle and clash with other girls."

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Actually, Komachi is wrong about one thing.

"Once she chooses to participate, regardless of success or failure, Kasugano and I will no longer be able to communicate like we do now."

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"If it succeeds, from the older brother's perspective, he definitely wouldn't want his younger sister to share the person she likes with other girls. And knowing Kasugano as I do, he's unlikely to give up other girls for Komachi."

"Under these circumstances, I'd probably be thinking about giving him a few red buffs every day, so how could I possibly communicate with him calmly like I am now?"

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"If I fail... @＃￥%＆*, Komachi is so wonderful, what is it about her that doesn't suit you?! !"

"You already have so many girls around you, what's wrong with adding Komachi too?!"

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Yes, this is a well-known example of double standards.

Perhaps, compared to a broken record, double standards are the true nature of humanity. (Serious face)

From Kasugano Mirai's perspective, his friend suddenly stopped talking and stared at him.

Just as he felt a tightening in his anus, his friend's expression changed again. He glared at him through gritted teeth, his eyes filled with murderous intent, leaving him completely bewildered.

Fortunately, this situation didn't last long, otherwise, for the sake of his life, he would have had to stay away from his friend.

Once his attention was focused again, Hachiman Hikigaya pulled his hand away from his friend's with a little force and said expressionlessly, "Don't worry, I checked with Komachi several times, and she got annoyed by my questions. Her answer is yes."

"Whoo~"

Having gotten the answer she wanted, Kasugano Mirai breathed a sigh of relief and slumped back onto the table.

Seeing his friend like this, Hachiman Hikigaya was speechless.

"You dare to provoke girls, something so difficult to understand? And to provoke them, and to provoke so many at once!"

"Sometimes I even think that I must have stayed up all night reading comics and lack of sleep, which caused brain damage. Otherwise, how could I have even thought of becoming friends with someone as successful as you?"

"but…"

Upon hearing the word "nothing," Kasugano Mirai, who had just slumped down, instantly sat up as if she were dying: "Wait, Hachiman, we're both grown men, can you not talk so slowly? Can't you just say it all at once?"

"But what?"

Hachiman Hikigaya, his eyelids drooping, said weakly, "Are you still going to listen? If not, I won't say anything more. Anyway, class is about to start."

"Don't!"

Upon hearing this, Kasugano Mirai's expression changed drastically.

"elder brother!"

"You're my own brother!"

"I admit, I did raise my voice a little bit just now."

"..."

After witnessing his friend's ability to change his demeanor from righteous indignation to obsequiousness, he suddenly gained a deeper understanding of what Hiratsuka Shizuka had said.

"Handsome, capable, from a good family, and now shameless."

"An ordinary person could make a living with just one of these things; this thing has them all."

"This must be some kind of illegitimate child of God, being chased and fed by Him!"

Taking a deep breath and calming himself down, Hachiman Hikigaya finally spoke: "However, I advise you not to put your hopes on Komachi."

After he finished speaking, he paused, seemingly to give his friend time to process the information, or perhaps to organize his thoughts. After a few seconds, he continued, "I admit that Komachi is indeed very good at socializing, but your problem is rather unique."

"As for what makes it special, I'm sure you know better than I do."

"Komachi has never encountered a similar situation in more than ten years."

"If you put all your hopes on her, you will most likely suffer a Waterloo."

After listening to her friend's words, Kasugano Mirai's expression remained unchanged, and she even seemed to secretly breathe a sigh of relief.

"Okay, okay, I know, class is about to start, you should go back to your seat."

Hikigaya Hachiman slowly typed a question mark.

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Since he had nothing better to do, he carefully pondered the sentence and finally saw the meaning between the lines: the whole sentence was full of the word "perfunctory".

"..."

He returned to his seat without a word, a strange urge to hope that his friend would fail in his mission suddenly rising in his mind, and a thought flashed through his mind.

"I watched him build his magnificent mansion, I watched him host lavish banquets, and I watched his mansion crumble."

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The Tokisaki family.

"I'm so bored!"

Seven Sins lay lazily on the sofa, her two tender little legs swinging in the air.

To be honest, it's a good thing we have Yoshino at home, otherwise this hot summer would be unbearable.

Incidentally, Yoshino is effective not only in summer but also in winter.

Because her ability is to control water, ice, and mist, she can use her ability to create a miniature protective layer on her body surface when the temperature is low in winter.

Perhaps its ability to keep warm is not as good as Kotori Itsuka's angelic power, but it can be used in all four seasons.

Moreover, Japan is an island nation with a maritime climate.

Aside from Hokkaido and other regions, winter temperatures in most areas are low, but not to the point of dropping to minus ten or twenty degrees Celsius.

If the temperature is only a few degrees below zero, Yoshino's abilities are sufficient.

Hearing her friend's words, Yoshino, who was engrossed in watching a soap opera, didn't say anything. However, Yoshina, the mischievous rabbit, gave a wicked smile: "Do you want to be raped by your future boyfriend?"

Such a crude and simple approach was too much for even Seven Sins to handle, let alone Yoshino and Kurumi Tokisaki, who was sitting on another sofa reading a magazine.

Putting down the magazine in her hand, Kurumi Tokisaki suppressed the urge to retort: ​​"Yoshina, where did you learn that kind of talk?"

"When Yoshino goes online, I can watch along, and that's how I learned it~"

Upon hearing this, the two elf girls looked at the culprit at the same time and found that Yoshino had already summoned her rabbit spirit dress and was pulling down her hat brim to stand still like a quail.

Although her face is not visible, judging from the white steam rising from her head, it is clear that a steam girl has just been created.

After the joke, Yoshina turned to Kurumi Tokisaki: "Ms. Kurumi, are we just going to do nothing during this time before we carry out the plan?"

Upon hearing this question, Nanami immediately looked at Tokisaki Kurumi, and even the shy Yoshino secretly reached out and lifted the brim of her hat, sneaking a peek.

There was a time when they tried to cut off Yukino Yukinoshita's feelings for her boyfriend, but they later realized that they couldn't cut them off at all.

Since we can't cut it off, we have no choice but to accept it.

When Tokisaki Kurumi proposed this plan, the two kids agreed for two reasons: firstly, they thought it was interesting and fun, and they loved watching the drama unfold; secondly, they wanted to give her a helping hand, considering how well the young lady had taken care of them during their previous meetings.

As the focus of everyone's attention, Tokisaki Kurumi did not rush to answer the question. She picked up the magazine that had been on the coffee table and casually flipped through it a couple of times before saying nonchalantly, "Although I also want to execute the plan and watch the show as soon as possible, haste makes waste."

"Just a few days ago, Mirai agreed to let the other party come over to play with Meow Meow, but suddenly she disappeared without a trace. What do you think Yukinoshita will think?"

The other three remained silent, speechless.

"Also, has Yoshina overlooked the current season?"

"It's already June, and the temperature is starting to rise."

"If it weren't for Yoshino, just sitting here doing nothing would probably make me sweat profusely, so how could I possibly have the desire to play?"

“Turning on the air conditioner is fine, but staying in an air-conditioned room for too long can easily lead to air conditioning sickness… Oh, we are elves, and our spiritual power is not sealed, so we don’t need to worry about air conditioning sickness.”

"But staying in an air-conditioned room for too long, and then going outside and getting exposed to the sun... Hmm, since Seven Sins is feeling bored, why don't we go out and experience it now?"

Seven Sins shook her little head like a rattle-drum: "Damn it!!"

She's not stupid; why would she leave the cool comfort of home to suffer under the scorching sun?

"So, let's leave it at that for the week before the plan is implemented."

"If you feel bored, you can watch TV series, surf the internet, or read a book."

"Ok?"

As she finished speaking, Kurumi Tokisaki seemed to have thought of something, and her eyes lit up slightly.

In contrast, a sense of foreboding suddenly arose in the hearts of Nanami and Yoshino.

Soon, this ominous premonition came true.

They heard the former ask excitedly, "Do Nanami and Yoshino want to go to school?"

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"Damn! *2"

The two little ones shook their heads in refusal.

Before becoming a spirit, even though she was ostracized at school, she still attended school and had quite good grades.

After becoming an elf, the human memories related to one's origins are sealed, but the memories of going to school and the knowledge learned are not sealed.