Machete Style Anime

As the school bell rang, a tall, curvaceous woman in a white trench coat opened the classroom door and walked to the podium.

As soon as she stood on the podium, the faint buzzing that could still be heard from below the stage instantly disappeared.

Hiratsuka Shizuka was quite satisfied with the students' sensible behavior.

"It seems I'm quite authoritative as a homeroom teacher."

Looking around, her gaze settled on the handsome boy sitting in the second-to-last row by the window, and she couldn't help but start to have some doubts.

"Yono asked me to look after Yukino, but her club..."

"This child transferred here after winter break, and has only a so-so relationship with his classmates, unable to fit into any group."

"Why not just recruit him into the club Yukino started!"

As her thoughts raced, Hiratsuka Shizuka had already decided on a club member.

Then, she picked up the roster and began calling out names.

“xxx”.

"To!"

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"Yuigahama Yui."

"To!"

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"Hayama Hayato."

"To!"

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"Hikigaya Hachiman."

"To!"

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"Kasugano Mirai."

"To!"

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About ten minutes later, Hiratsuka Shizuka put down the roster after taking attendance.

"Class monitor, collect the homework assigned before the spring break. After class, call a few boys and me to move the books."

"Yes!"

"...Since we're free anyway, let's treat this class as a study session and chat about the interesting things that happened to us during spring break."

"Great!"

"Long live Teacher Jing!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka serves as both a homeroom teacher and a life guidance teacher, helping students solve many problems. Unlike other subject teachers, she is not rigid or serious when interacting with students in private, which is why she enjoys high prestige and popularity among them.

Upon hearing her say that, the class's mischievous kids immediately started acting silly.

She simply smiled and patiently waited for the class monitor to collect the homework.

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Half an hour later.

With only fifteen minutes left before get out of class ended, the students in the class had lost their previous liveliness.

On the contrary, everyone stared nervously at Hiratsuka Shizuka on the podium, sitting upright with their nerves on edge, looking as if they were facing a formidable enemy.

As for why this change occurred…

Do you think anyone would dare to ask that now?

Hiratsuka Shizuka stared at the two homework assignments that she had placed aside in front of her, her face ashen.

To be precise, they are two essays.

One of the signatures is Hikigaya Hachiman.

His essay was filled with a sense of despondency.

If it were just this one person, Hiratsuka Shizuka's blood pressure wouldn't have spiked like this; at most, he would have been treated as a problem child and sent to the Service Club.

However, in this small second-grade class F, there appeared a pair of brilliant minds, Hachiman Hikigaya and Mirai Kasugano, which directly achieved a "1+1" effect greater than two.

make a fist.

release.

Keep your fist clenched.

Release it again.

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As he repeated this action over and over, the veins on Hiratsuka Shizuka's forehead bulged.

Finally, she spat out a sentence through gritted teeth, like a demon.

"Kasugano Mirai, would you please come up and read your masterpiece to everyone?"

Upon hearing this, all the students in the class looked at Kasugano Mirai, who was sitting by the window in a daze.

As a transfer student who joined at the end of the semester, many classmates were very curious about this handsome guy who had suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

However, the other party did not socialize with them at all, always keeping to themselves and acting as if they should be left alone.

How could high school students, full of youthful passion, possibly stoop to fawning over someone who doesn't reciprocate their feelings?

Only Hachiman Hikigaya, who was also alone, had a relatively good relationship with the other party.

Oh, and the nice guy Hayama Hayato is one of them too.

Having interacted with him quite a bit, the two of them knew Kasugano Mirai to some extent. But it was precisely because they knew him that they were even more surprised when they heard Hiratsuka Shizuka's words.

Especially the former!

To be honest, if Hachiman Hikigaya had handed in that essay, he would have been prepared to be scolded.

Judging from what the homeroom teacher just said, it seems he... escaped a disaster?

This made him feel fortunate, but it also aroused his strong curiosity about the latter's essay.

"Oh."

Since the homeroom teacher had spoken, Kasugano Mirai couldn't remain indifferent. She got up and slowly walked to the podium, took the composition book from Hiratsuka Shizuka, and began to read aloud.

What is youth?

"A thousand people will have a thousand different opinions on this."

"In my opinion, youth is full of hormones."

"Countless men and women have devoted their lives to it."

"They are great because when they look back on their lives in old age, they will not regret wasting their years or be ashamed of having accomplished nothing, simply because they have devoted all their energy to the great and sacred profession of human reproduction."

"coax!"

Upon hearing this, the students below the podium burst into laughter, but after Hiratsuka Shizuka glanced at them, they huddled in their seats like quails, trembling with fear.

Now that things have come to this, how could they not guess who the culprit was who brought Hiratsuka Shizuka to the brink of explosion?

Kasugano Mirai's expression was as black as charcoal.

He never expected that the hostess he hired would be so unreliable!

But now the die is cast, and there's no turning back.

Faced with the stern look that Hiratsuka Shizuka was giving him, he could only grit his teeth and continue reading.

"Looking back on this year of campus life, the most direct feeling I have is that the hormone secretion of boys and girls is abnormally strong. After school, they can't wait to go to love hotels to stay overnight."

The audience below the stage: "..."

The expressions on everyone's faces were quite subtle.

Judging from Kasugano Mirai's initial bewildered expression and now his face as black as the bottom of a pot, they had already guessed that the essay was not written by him.

But now, whether it was written by him or not is no longer important.

As is well known, Hiratsuka Shizuka has two taboos.

One is age, and the other is dating (marriage).

Kasugano Mirai has unknowingly violated the second taboo.

Hachiman Hikigaya silently lit a candle for him in his heart, while the kind-hearted Hayato Hayama could only smile wryly and secretly wish him good luck.

If even they think this way, one can imagine how Kasugano Mirai feels on the podium.

But there's no way around it, we still have to keep reciting.

"Do a bunch of naive kids even know what love is?!"

How many high school couples actually stay together in the end?

"For most people, graduation season is also breakup season."

"It's just for a moment of pleasure."

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"In conclusion, ha~ men!"