They found a fool; who's really taking care of whom?
……
"Warden...I'm sorry...Was I too stupid...?"
Kakarotia fidgeted and shook Yuan Hua's clothes, her face showing a hint of grievance...
"No, you're not stupid, I am."
Yuan Hua is now somewhat withdrawn...
Now I finally understand what those overworked office workers felt when they saw an incompetent woman in a superior position...
She can't do anything right, just talks sweetly and casually, and spends her days playing on her phone like a fool, yet she earns several times the salary of a corporate slave every month.
While other office workers toil until they die and still can't afford medical expenses, women in leadership positions work until they die and then transform into rich and beautiful women.
Yuan Hua is perfectly clear-headed, but he's currently viewing things from the boss's perspective, so he's quite happy to keep this idiot around, hehe~
"Oh, okay, you're stupid."
Kakarotia pulled her hand back...
"Warden, even though we've been sleeping late, I think it's still necessary to have lunch..."
"Alright, let's not distinguish between breakfast and lunch for now."
Yuan Hua cupped Kakarotia's face in his hands, curling her cheeks into a shape resembling a hamster hoarding food...
"We just finished eating at 1:30, how can you still eat? Think about what to have for dinner later, and the day will be over. Sister, we're hiring a secretary, not a queen..."
"But...but...you need to be well-fed to have the energy to work..."
Kakarotia swallowed and looked at the leftover food on the table.
"How did you live your life in the forest?"
Yuan Hua was very curious about how Kakarotia had grown up to be what she is today.
"I just... I eat as I walk... I pick some fresh fruit wherever I see it, and if I see any humans passing by, I trade my hand-woven flower wreaths for some cookies or desserts to satisfy my cravings..."
Kakarotia broke free from Yuan Hua's hands and rubbed her belly again...
Glug glug~~~————
"Alright, sit back on the sofa..."
……
"What's wrong? You look exhausted. Could it be that this guy is exceptionally talented, and you can't even handle a level three Heroic Might?"
Feisheng nudged Yuan Hua on the shoulder, then turned to look at Kakarotia, who was sitting on the lawn in the garden weaving a wreath.
"This child isn't very bright. Is there anything in the store that can help improve his brain function?"
Yuan Hua's lips twitched slightly...
"No, you need to understand that being brainless and having a brain but not using it are two different things. She is a typical case of having a brain but not using it, and her reaction ability is slow. How can this be cured?"
Feisheng tore open the popsicle wrapper and popped it directly into his mouth.
"She's just been in the forest for too long, and her brain has atrophied from not being used for so long. Elves aren't bad at learning; if you explain it a few more times, she'll remember it."
"I hope so. I always feel like all she thinks about is sleeping and eating."
Yuan Hua waved to Lauresa, signaling her to come over...
Although Lauresa was somewhat puzzled, she still crawled to Yuan Hua's feet.
This was the first time Yuan Hua had summoned her.
Yuan Hua unzipped his pants, released Brother Long, and then pressed Laureza's head down...
"Here's a task for you: plan tomorrow night's party. Just submit the list of what you need to Hannah, and she'll help you buy it online. Once it's done, you'll be rewarded with 300 gold coins."
"Woo...Woo..."
(Translation: Okay...okay...)
……
Chapter 92 Which auntie can withstand this kind of test?
"Can I entrust this matter to you with peace of mind?"
Yuan Hua pinched Lauresa's cheek.
"Woooo——"
(Royal translator: Of course.)
"Um……"
Yuan Hua nodded in satisfaction.
"After you've finished the work, complete the tasks I assign you as soon as possible. If you satisfy me, I'll arrange other things for you, and you'll be promoted to a permanent position in no time."
"Woo!"
(Royal Translator: Received!)
……
"What task has your master assigned you?"
Gran placed her delicate feet directly on Lauresa's shoulders.
"Purchase supplies, prepare for tomorrow night's party..."
Lauresa slowly lowered her head.
In this wretched place, without enough status and position, you're really worse off than a dog. Well, no, at least the food here is worse than outside.
Have you ever seen a dog that gets to eat pork ribs, abalone, and lobster?
You can do it here.
"Um……"
Grant pondered for a moment, then put his foot down.
"Go."
"Yes."
……
"..."
Zeramir lay listlessly in her cell, and it took her a full half hour to finally turn over.
"Are you alright? You haven't said a word all day."
Roland gently knocked on the prison door.
"I warned you a long time ago, but you wouldn't listen. Now look what's happened, you're being tortured to the point of wishing you were dead. Are you satisfied now?"
"What's the point of saying all this now? I'm practically rotting away..."
Zeramiel wearily opened his eyes and stared silently at the ceiling...
"If I hadn't chosen this path, would my life be even worse than it is now...?"
"..."
Roland next door also fell silent...
If there were other options, who would want to be a witch?
"Don't overthink it. At least there's still some hope for the future. As long as you finish your sentence and become a probationary prison guard, freedom isn't out of reach."
Roland offered a soft word of comfort, then closed his eyes to rest.
"I don't know if I'll ever have another chance. Anyway, this is how my life is going to be."
"..."
……
"I am back."
Yuan Hua pushed open the door and bumped into Jin Jisi, who was trimming the garden plants...
The scene immediately quieted down a bit...
"Gurgle—"
Yuan Hua admitted that he had a bit of a virginity complex, but Aunt Jin Jisi, well…
Playing around isn't a bad thing...
"Auntie really is still going strong..."
Yuan Hua suddenly blurted out a sentence.
"Um... I didn't know you would come back so suddenly..."
Jinjis slowly closed her legs...
"After all, only you and Tulip have the key, so I locked the door and..."
"It's okay, aunt."
Yuan Hua plopped down on the sofa next to him, without getting close to Jin Jisi.
"Auntie, as you know, I'm young and hot-blooded, and my temper can get a bit short. What happened just now was too stimulating for me, but I don't want to offend you. Please allow me to watch you... and help you resolve this..."
"Well... well..."
Ginger was suddenly at a loss...
No, why don't you try offending them yourself?
Looking at Baron Nash, who stood tall and proud, Ginger squeezed her legs together...
Are you testing your aunt with this?
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