"As a beautiful young woman, I will never grow old!"
"Yes, yes! Beautiful girls never grow old!"
After handing the manuscript to the editor, Shi Yu returned to her room and looked at herself in the mirror, feeling extremely troubled.
"How about getting a little older?"
"Never mind, I can just use illusion magic to change how they see me. There's no need to make myself suffer."
Looking at the group chat where everyone was still chatting, Shi Yu smiled wryly and said, "I never thought I'd have this kind of luck..."
After chatting in the group for a few days, Sasuke came to the little world he created and reaped a wave of吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to roast or criticize) energy. Looking at his rising experience bar, Sasuke felt very satisfied.
Over the years, because the experience required for leveling up was too much, Sasuke created three thousand minor worlds on his own. Each world is a continent of moderate size, inhabited by about 10 billion beings, providing him with a constant source of energy for吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary).
By now, his experience bar is almost full.
"What will be the next realm after the God of the Universe?"
Sasuke was filled with anticipation.
According to Ji Ning's classification of realms, a Cosmic God is roughly equivalent to a World Realm cultivator, followed by a Dao Lord.
I just don't know what Sasuke's system is, but it certainly won't be weak!
"Sasuke~" Kaguya saw Sasuke's body radiate golden light and approached him with a smile, saying in a sweet, coquettish voice, "Shouldn't you give me a level up too~"
"No."
"Huh!! Why?!"
Sasuke pulled his arm out of the abyss and said seriously, "Look, you haven't trained properly on your own all these years. You've relied on me to level up. If I ever stop wanting you, won't you be crippled on the spot?"
"so?"
"So you have to work hard to cultivate yourself. Only what you gain through your own efforts truly belongs to you."
"Just tell me, are you going to upgrade or not?" Kaguya asked, her hands tucked into her pockets, biting her lip.
"No!"
“Hmm~?!”
"There's no point in trying to be cute!"
"Useless? I really can't do anything with you." Kaguya kicked helplessly, lifting her trouser leg to reveal her glossy white stockings.
"lick!"
After a series of upside-down movements, including reversals of heaven and earth, dragon and phoenix, sun and moon in the same sky, and yin and yang, Kaguya leveled up.
"Hahaha! This heroine has become even stronger!"
pia!
"Ouch!! That hurts!"
"Stop talking nonsense, I'm not satisfied yet!"
"Hey!! Karin, save me!"
"Hmph! I'll deal with you today! Karin, just wait until next year!"
"What?! o((⊙﹏⊙))o."
After a while, Sasuke let Kaguya go and fell asleep with the two of them in his arms.
~
Another year has passed in the world of Journey to the West.
Faced with the increasingly rampant remnants of the six states, the First Emperor dispatched ground forces to wipe out all the remaining forces, letting the world know just how terrifying the Qin state was.
For a period of time afterward, another group of people spread rumors that Sun Wukong had researched these terrifying weapons, and that Sun Wukong was a sinner against the world.
Sun Wukong couldn't stand this insult, so he went straight to the Broom Star and asked him to take good care of these people.
A god came to ask me for help?
The jinx agreed without hesitation!
So what if he messes with a few ordinary people with a bit of luck? To this jinx, it's a piece of cake!
Within three months, that group of people all died suddenly and their souls returned to the underworld!
Sun Wukong was very satisfied with the efficiency of the Broom Star and gave him a peach that had been growing for three thousand years.
The jinx refused immediately. What kind of jinx is he? How could he possibly be in contact with such a high-class item as the peach?
However, despite all the excuses, there's nothing my Monkey King can't give away, so he immediately forced the peaches on the other person and left.
The jinx was in a difficult situation. Soon after, everyone in the Heavenly Court knew that Sun Wukong was exceptionally generous, giving away peaches of immortality so readily. Immediately, many more gods wanted to get to know Sun Wukong better.
The jinx also greatly improved his cultivation because of this peach, and was able to freely control the bad luck on his body. From then on, he no longer had to avoid people.
When Sun Wukong learned of this, he simply laughed it off and didn't take it to heart at all.
Immersed in research every day, decades have passed in the blink of an eye.
One day, Sun Wukong suddenly felt uneasy, as if some danger was approaching.
"Strange thing? With my cultivation level, even if Yang Erlang came, he could easily defeat me with a single blow. What could be making me feel so uneasy?"
Having temporarily put aside his work, Sun Wukong decided to go out for a walk.
"Mr. Sun! Are you going out?" Gongshu Ming asked immediately as soon as he saw Sun Wukong come out of the room.
This person was specifically brought over by Sun Wukong to be a tool.
He is, after all, a minister; there's no reason for him to do everything himself. He needs subordinates to handle things.
Therefore, all the skilled people who used to live in the mortal world were recruited by Sun Wukong. Besides Mingzhi, there were many other capable people working under Sun Wukong.
"Hmm, I've been feeling restless these past few days, I need to go out for a walk to clear my head," Sun Wukong said casually.
Seeing that he was distracted, Mingzhi didn't bother him any longer and continued with his own business.
Sun Wukong frowned, strolled around the Heavenly Court, greeted everyone he knew, and then vanished in a flash.
Drain the estuary.
After much deliberation, Sun Wukong decided to go and talk to Yang Erlang.
Although the two had never met, they were colleagues and rivals in the original story, so Sun Wukong wanted to get to know him.
As soon as he landed, a grass-root deity appeared, blocking Sun Wukong's path and asking, "Who goes there?!"
Chapter 214 Who framed me?
Sun Wukong said, "I am Sun Wukong. I have long admired the name of Yang Erlang and have come to pay my respects today!"
As he spoke, Sun Wukong took out the gift he had prepared beforehand and handed it over.
Upon seeing the brocade box, the Grass-Headed God scratched his head, took it, and said, "Please wait a moment, I'll go and inform them!"
Sun Wukong waited in place for a while, and then saw a handsome man in a black robe walking over.
Yang Erlang, with his gentleman's sword hanging at his waist, looked at Sun Wukong and laughed, "So it's Minister Sun! I'm so sorry for not greeting you sooner! I'm so sorry for not greeting you sooner!"
Although Yang Jian disliked the gods in heaven, he still admired Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong was someone who single-handedly changed the entire mortal world. As a god who lived in the mortal world for many years, he had often heard mortals speak well of Sun Wukong, so he naturally developed a good impression of him.
Sun Wukong replied, "Sun Wukong greets the True Lord! I hope the True Lord will forgive my unauthorized visit today."
"How could I dare! Minister Sun's visit to my humble abode is an insult to his status; it is Erlang who has been so disrespectful! Please!"
"please!"
The two helped each other into Yang Jian's house.
The house here is very simply built, just like the homes of wealthy ordinary people.
Along the way, Sun Wukong didn't see many servants; almost all of them were Erlang's brothers who were self-sufficient.
After exchanging pleasantries and drinking some wine, Sun Wukong asked, "I've been feeling a bit uneasy lately, but I haven't made any mistakes in my cultivation. I wonder if there's any clue about the fungus?"
Upon hearing this, Erlang Shen pondered for a moment before asking, "In my experience, Mr. Sun should be undergoing a tribulation!"
"Trial!!" Sun Wukong couldn't sit still any longer!
He changed so much, wasn't it just because he didn't want to undergo tribulations and wanted to lie low in Heaven? Why does he still have to undergo tribulations now?
Seeing his excited appearance, Erlang Shen assumed that Sun Wukong felt that his cultivation was not enough to overcome the tribulation. After all, Sun Wukong had never shown his fighting power in front of outsiders. The only two people who knew his strength were the Jade Emperor and Bodhi Patriarch.
The other gods all thought Sun Wukong was just a civil official.
Sun Wukong paced back and forth in the living room, muttering, "Who on earth wants to harm me, Old Sun! Since I was born, I have always valued harmony and never provoked trouble. I also make many friends when I go out and have almost no enemies. How could I possibly be in trouble?"
Seeing Sun Wukong like this, Erlang Shen shook his head helplessly. Just as he was about to offer some advice, two figures, one black and one white, suddenly appeared beside him.
"Sun Wukong, your lifespan is over, come with us!"
The moment Hei Wuchang (Black and White Impermanence) appeared, he uttered a classic line.
The True Lord glared at them, and his boundless pressure forced the two ghost messengers to the ground. He said coldly, "And you want to steal the souls of the Heavenly Court's righteous gods? Do you think you've lived too long?"
With a single hand, he drew a three-pointed, double-edged sword that gleamed coldly in the air, and with a flick of his wrist, a beam of light swept across the two ghost messengers.
If they were hit by this blow, those two ghost messengers would definitely die!
At the critical moment, Sun Wukong threw his golden cudgel in front of the Black and White Impermanence, blocking Erlang Shen's attack. Under Erlang Shen's astonished gaze, Sun Wukong laughed and said, "Thank you for your help, True Lord. However, it's not time for these two to die yet!"
Sun Wukong actually blocked his own attack?!
However, now is not the time to dwell on these matters. Suppressing his shock, Erlang Shen asked in confusion, "Why? These two want to take your soul. You are now a righteous god of the Heavenly Court. Let alone taking your soul, even if you go to the Underworld to see a copy of the Book of Life and Death, the Ten Kings of Hell will have to obediently offer it up!"
Sun Wukong shook his head and said, "No, no, no! True Lord, there are many things in this world that are based on reason. For example, these two ghost messengers came to take my soul. They certainly did not act on their own initiative, but were ordered to do so. If we kill them now, then there will truly be no way to prove it!"
Erlang Shen was secretly surprised when he heard this. He did not expect that Sun Wukong had thought of so many things in such a short time. If it were him, he would probably kill the two ghost messengers with one stroke and then go to the underworld to see if the Ten Kings of Hell should be replaced!
At that moment, Erlang Shen asked, "I wonder how Mr. Sun intends to deal with these two?"
"Hehe! Of course, it's to see His Majesty!" Sun Wukong grinned mischievously and said, "And I'll trouble you, True Lord, to come with me to Heaven and be a witness for me before His Majesty!"
"Of course!" Erlang Shen agreed without hesitation; he was also curious about how Sun Wukong would complain and get the Jade Emperor to take action against the Underworld!
Leading two terrified little ghost messengers, the two used their supernatural movement techniques to arrive at the Lingxiao Palace.
Outside the door, Sun Wukong pounded the drum, shouting, "Help! The underworld messengers have come to take my soul!! Your Majesty, save me!!"
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