I just activated my Eternal Eye and joined the chat group!

Love Apartment.

After joining the chat group and checking in for a few days, Zhang Wei upgraded his legal knowledge by two levels and is now a qualified lawyer. Unfortunately, he has no reputation and can only continue to work as a junior assistant.

"Once I get my lawyer's license, I'll open my own small law firm," Zhang Wei said, full of wonderful dreams for his future.

Suddenly, Zhang Wei opened the group chat; someone had just contacted him.

[Sasuke: Zhang Wei, let me take a stroll through your world!]

[Zhang Wei: What?! Sasuke is coming to my world?!]

[Qilin: Zhang Wei's world is pretty much the same as ours, right?]

[Sasuke: Of course not! Zhang Wei has some kind of mysterious power.]

[Zhang Wei: Mysterious power?!]

[Sasuke: Yeah, it's probably aliens, plus Hu Yifei's ridiculously strong fighting skills, and the rivalry with Tomb Raider Chronicles for the protagonist's spotlight. Anyway, your world is pretty chaotic.]

[Zhang Wei: Wait! The more you talk, the more confused I get! What do you mean by aliens in our world? And isn't *The Grave Robbers' Chronicles* a novel?]

[Sasuke: It's complicated to explain, but basically, the hidden power in your world is very strong, and there are a lot of people there. I want to go there and collect some吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical remarks) energy.]

[Gabriel: Why didn't you just say you were going to collect energy? Why all this rambling? What if Zhang Wei gets depressed?]

[Sasuke: Depressed? If you're depressed, just apply for graduate school!]

[Zhang Wei: Can someone with depression still get accepted into a graduate program?]

[Sasuke: It probably won't work in the early 2000s, but it'll be fine in another ten years. Okay, let's not talk about this anymore. Hurry up and remove the restrictions, I'm going to grab some freebies!]

[Sakata Gintoki: You wouldn't even lie to Zhang Wei.]

[Sasuke: Why would I lie to him? I'm just collecting吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical remarks) energy, not going to kill or set fires.]

Upon seeing Sasuke's message, Tu Shan Ya Ya narrowed her eyes.

"This guy seems quite strong. I wonder if it would be feasible to have him help me wipe out the Qi Dao Alliance?"

He didn't know when Ya Ya would be able to defeat the Yi Qi Dao Alliance on her own, so he was thinking that he could ask the people in the group for help. She could just give him all the points she had accumulated as a reward!

As long as it can help her sister resolve the hidden danger, let alone these few points, even if it means Ya Ya spending all the money she has saved, she wouldn't hesitate at all!

"Wait a minute, ask Sasuke, or maybe ask the Big Bad Wolf King for a superpower potion? It's just turning my hair pink, I can always give up the superpowers later!"

In the group chat, Zhang Wei had already agreed to lift the restrictions, but he still emphasized repeatedly that Sasuke should not be allowed to wreak havoc here!

[Sasuke: Why should I go on a rampage?!]

A flash of white light, and Sasuke appeared in Zhang Wei's room at the Love Apartment.

He was dressed casually today, all in modern clothes, so it didn't look out of place at all.

"Holy crap! This is really amazing!" Zhang Wei was completely stunned! The characters from the comics were actually appearing in front of him, and only then did Zhang Wei truly feel the vastness of the universe!

"Yo!" Sasuke greeted with a smile, "Finally we meet! The most courageous man in Love Apartment!"

Zhang Wei scratched his head. He had just moved in and hadn't yet paid attention to the strange title. He smiled at Sasuke and said, "If you want to collect that吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to roast or criticize) energy, hurry up and do it. After that, let's go to the bar for a couple of drinks. It's on me!"

"Oh! Then I won't be polite!"

Before Sasuke could finish speaking, a door to room 3601 opened, and Hu Yifei and Qin Yumo walked out.

"Trying to treat? Who said I was going to treat?" Hu Yifei shouted.

Sasuke also met this legendary woman! The ultimate fighter in Love Apartment!

"Zhang Wei, are you treating?" Qin Yumo peeked out and saw Sasuke next to Zhang Wei: "So handsome~~"

Sasuke smiled in response: "Hello, I'm Zhang Wei's friend. I heard he settled here, so I came to visit him."

"Oh, I didn't expect Zhang Wei to have such a handsome friend like you!"

While Qin Yumo was swooning over a handsome guy, Hu Yifei wasn't in the mood for it. Although Sasuke was really handsome, Hu Yifei's relationship with Zeng Xiaoxian was currently ambiguous, so even if she saw a handsome guy, she wasn't interested in thinking about it. Her main goal was to get a free meal!

At the same time, the sliding door in the corridor opened, and Lu Ziqiao peeked out mischievously: "I just heard someone say they're treating us?! Would you mind if we had an extra pair of chopsticks?"

Seeing that things were getting worse, Zhang Wei quickly grabbed Sasuke and ran out of the suite!

Let's go eat mala tang!

In the wind, only Zhang Wei's echo remained.

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and complained, "It's really hard to get a free meal from Zhang Wei!"

"I'll ask Zhang Wei what his friend's name is and if he has a girlfriend!" Qin Yumo muttered to herself.

"Alright, Yu Mo, you already have a boyfriend, so stop being such a lovesick fool!" Hu Yifei said.

"Oh right, I have a boyfriend..." Qin Yumo immediately deflated and returned to her room listlessly.

Lu Ziqiao also found it boring and turned back to his suite.

Inside the elevator, Zhang Wei said with lingering fear, "That was too dangerous! I almost had a major hemorrhage!"

"You're so rich, it's not a big deal to treat them to a meal," Sasuke laughed. Don't let Zhang Wei's usual stinginess fool you, he actually has a lot of savings. Although he's not particularly rich, he can still afford to treat his friends to a meal.

"You don't know! This is Shanghai! Prices are high. If I don't save money, I'll be sleeping on the streets tomorrow!" Zhang Wei thought Sasuke had been in the world for too long and had forgotten about worldly prices.

Speaking of this, Sasuke suddenly slapped his forehead and said to Zhang Wei, "I almost forgot! It's 2009 here now. Although housing prices are a bit high, they're nowhere near what they'll be like in later years. You've already saved up a little money, so you can easily buy three or four houses and just sit back and collect rent!"

Zhang Wei was stunned, then asked incredulously, "What! You're saying that housing prices will rise again in the future?!"

Shanghai's housing prices were already high in 2009, at least for Zhang Wei who had no one to rely on. But now Sasuke is telling him that this is not the limit of housing prices, and they will continue to rise!

"Yes, how much money do you have right now?" Sasuke asked.

"Um, I can only come up with around 200,000 at most." Zhang Wei hesitated for a moment. "Do we really want to buy a house? What if our world is different from what you know?"

This is 200,000 yuan after all, and Zhang Wei doesn't want to spend it like that. He needs this money to open his law firm!

Chapter 75 Let's go, let's collect experience points!

With Zhang Wei's current business skills, he could earn 200,000 yuan very quickly, but Zhang Wei's mindset has not changed. He still thinks he is a nobody who doesn't earn money easily. Sasuke is aware of this, but there is nothing he can do about it. He can only wait for Zhang Wei to adjust his mindset.

Zhang Wei didn't take Sasuke to eat spicy hot pot. Instead, Sasuke took Zhang Wei to the north, found a restaurant, and had a meal together. After eating, the two walked out of the restaurant satisfied.

"The restaurants in Northeast China are the best! This meal was amazing!" Sasuke patted his stomach happily. After today's trip, his cooking skills have improved a lot!

Zhang Wei ate a lot this time, and with his belly sticking out, he moved slowly.

"I absolutely must learn this teleportation technique; it's so incredibly useful!" Zhang Wei said, panting heavily.

Sasuke nodded and said, "Just imagine you buying houses all over the country and living wherever you want!"

When the topic of buying a house came up again, Zhang Wei didn't hesitate this time and said frankly, "I also want to buy a house, but I don't have the money! I only have 200,000 yuan right now, and if I want to buy a house, I can only go to the north, but I definitely want to stay in Shanghai to develop my career, sigh!"

"Money..." Sasuke thought for a moment, then suddenly clapped his hands and exclaimed, "That's right! Besides houses, cryptocurrency is a huge expense too!"

Seeing Zhang Wei's puzzled look, Sasuke whispered to him, "Go register an account now and use all the money you have to buy Bitcoin. Its value will skyrocket in the future, and you can sell it and become a billionaire in no time!"

Zhang Wei trembled, exclaiming incredulously, "A billionaire in the blink of an eye? Is that even possible?!"

"Of course! Would I lie to you?!" Sasuke said, "I traveled back to 2023, so I've heard about the opportunities to make a fortune in the preceding decade or so!"

Zhang Wei nodded. Based on his observations in the group, he knew that Sasuke wasn't the type to fool people. After a moment's hesitation, he gritted his teeth and said, "I understand. I'll buy Bitcoin with all the money I have when I get back!"

Sasuke, with an expression that suggested he was a promising student, led Zhang Wei on a tour of Northeast China.

He came here not only to eat, but also to try and rescue Chen Meijia.

Chen Meijia accidentally damaged the clothes of the clothing store owner and is now working to pay off her debts. When Sasuke saw her, Chen Meijia was sitting at the entrance of the clothing store looking bored and slacking off.

"Hey! Isn't this woman Yifei's friend from before?" Zhang Wei had met Chen Meijia a few times, so he had some impression of her and remembered her when he saw her.

However, Chen Meijia had no recollection of Zhang Wei, or rather, she had never paid any attention to him. When she saw Zhang Wei pointing at her, Chen Meijia looked at him in bewilderment.

Hello! Are you looking to buy some clothes?

Chen Meijia strode up to Sasuke and greeted him with a big smile.

"Um, I'm not buying clothes. It's just that this guy next to me knows you. Did you live in Love Apartment before?" Sasuke said, pointing at Zhang Wei somewhat awkwardly. He had forgotten that Chen Meijia was the apartment's number one infatuated girl. Mainly, she acted too normally in season five, and Sasuke had temporarily forgotten Chen Meijia's original characterization.

"Huh?" Chen Meijia looked at Zhang Wei again, and after a closer look, she realized that Zhang Wei really looked familiar!

"You are!!!" Chen Meijia's eyes widened as she looked at Zhang Wei in disbelief. "You're the guy Sister Yifei was talking about who missed his own wedding!"

Well, Chen Meijia really knows how to talk.

Zhang Wei looked embarrassed, but still smiled and said, "Hello, my name is Zhang Wei, and I live in Love Apartment now!"

"Oh! Hello, hello!" Chen Meijia realized she had misspoke and said awkwardly, "Um, I'm sorry, that was really my first thought..."

Zhang Wei nodded and asked, "What are you doing here? Didn't Teacher Zeng and the others say you went to Taipei?"

This made Chen Meijia even more embarrassed.

After some time, Chen Meijia recounted her experience, and Zhang Wei tried not to laugh.

"Laugh all you want! Anyway, I still have to work here to pay off my debts..." Chen Meijia said with a wistful look in her eyes.

"Alright, Zhang Wei paid her back the money so she wouldn't be stuck here any longer," Sasuke said with a smile.

After a brief hesitation, Zhang Wei listened to Sasuke and lent money to Chen Meijia.

Chen Meijia was so grateful that she wanted to repay Sasuke with her body!

"I paid for it, okay!" Zhang Wei complained.

After being released, Chen Meijia said she wanted to go back to Love Apartment. She felt too vulnerable without any friends by her side and asked for Sasuke's phone number.

Sasuke used a genjutsu, and Chen Meijia forgot about it.

After rescuing Chen Meijia, Sasuke began collecting the energy from all the吐槽 (tu cao, meaning sarcastic or critical comments) on Earth.

There are billions of people on Earth. After Sasuke officially started absorbing the energy of witty remarks, his experience points skyrocketed! In just a few hours, he gained nearly 50,000 experience points!

"No good, the people on this planet don't complain much, so energy collection is still too slow," Sasuke said disappointedly. "If only the ninja world had a population like that!"

Sasuke could only sigh. After having a few drinks with Zhang Wei at the bar, Sasuke went home.

[Gabriel: We're just going back like that?]

[Er Qiao: Brothers! I've been saving up points for so long, and today I finally took down Shenwei!]

[Sasuke: Six Paths Kamui?]

[Er Qiao: Of course not, it was just ordinary Kamui combined with Sage Body, and that almost used up all my points! By the way, my Susanoo is a bit strange, it's purple vines, is this really Susanoo?]