I love time travel the most!

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"Well……"

Kobayashi's counterattack was strong and powerful, leaving Duster speechless. He could only drink heavily and mutter things like, "It's not that I'm just wasting my life, it's that there are no suitable missions," and "How can cooperating with my comrades be considered wasting my life?" These were things that made people both laugh and cry.

When the other adventurers in the guild saw Dust get the short end of the stick, they burst into good-natured laughter, and the whole guild was filled with a joyful atmosphere.

Kobayashi chuckled softly as well.

However, the others still asked curiously, "Xiao Lin, why don't you find a team? With your abilities, it should be easy to find one, right?"

"Ha, do you even understand the principle that the strong disdain to associate with the weak, and that the strong will always be strong?"

Kobayashi replied with a disdainful look.

"...Are you out of your mind?"

The person who inquired discovered that Xiaolin's condition was also very serious, and what she said was inexplicable and incomprehensible.

Others followed suit, adding insult to injury.

"Stronger? You're just a newbie!"

"Sword Master, Rune Knight, High Priest, Archmage—there are so many superior professions for him to choose from, yet he insists on choosing the weakest one: the Adventurer (Beginner) class. What was he thinking?"

"Who knows? It's really puzzling."

"Other professions would definitely be in high demand, but unfortunately it's an adventurer. I suggest deleting your account and starting over."

"Delete your account and start over? What's that?"

"What Mikage Hibiki once said was roughly that there was no hope left."

"No way, that's hilarious."

Stop, stop talking!

Please, please stop talking!

Xiaolin held his head in his hands, unwilling to recall what happened when he chose his career. His eyes held a mix of loneliness, sadness, and self-pity.

I regret it! In short, I deeply regret it!

The more I thought about it, the more I regretted it, and in the end I even lost my appetite, and I had no desire to enjoy the food that was served.

I got up, paid the bill, and left the guild.

As he walked down the street, pedestrians gave way, and he realized that he was still covered in a sticky, fishy stench.

"...Never mind, I'll go take a shower first."

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As you've probably guessed, yes, Xiaolin is actually a time traveler.

Three months ago, he died suddenly due to excessive cultivation of immortality. With his eyes closed, his past life was over.

But when I opened my eyes again, I saw a goddess.

Her name is Aqua, and she claims to be the goddess of water wisdom who guides deceased young humans to another world to begin a second life.

Kobayashi, a seasoned anime fan, immediately realized that he had transmigrated after his death.

Bad news: He's dead.

Good news: Reincarnation is possible!

Moreover, not only can you reincarnate, you can even choose a powerful cheat!

Knowing this was a rare opportunity, Kobayashi used every trick in the book, going against his conscience to praise Aqua as a goddess unparalleled in heaven and earth.

Phrases like "You are the best goddess in the divine realm, the most popular goddess, and the most wise goddess," and "Your followers are all over the world; everyone believes in you, respects you, and loves you," etc.

The level of praise is extremely exaggerated.

Even a goddess with a modicum of self-awareness would feel ashamed of such excessive boasting.

But Aqua doesn't think so; on the contrary, she feels it's only natural.

That was probably what she thought from the beginning.

With her little nose upturned, she smugly enjoyed the feeling of being praised to the skies.

Finally, after repeatedly promising that he would join the Axis Cult after reincarnation and then spread the goodness of the cult to others, he successfully fooled Aqua and unlocked a super powerful cheat.

—Travel the world!

Hmph, he knows that.

Aqua and other gods rule over countless worlds, and given that he has collaborated with other anime and even traveled to other worlds after his death, it's highly likely that he will also be able to adventure in other worlds.

How could we let such a golden opportunity slip by?

He wants to see more of the world!

Because of this, in order to quickly integrate into and easily learn skills from other worlds, Kobayashi abandoned all the higher-level professions and specifically chose the lowest-level profession, the Adventurer (Beginner), which allows you to learn skills after just one look.

result--

Why can't I use the cheat?!

Raise your right hand.

On his index finger was a plain black ring that was completely unremarkable.

This is the divine artifact given to me by Aqua, a powerful cheat code that allows me to travel through worlds.

Xiaolin couldn't help but roar loudly to vent her grievances.

"Insufficient energy, insufficient energy! What more energy do we need?! We've already consumed quite a bit of magic power, and even 10 high-quality magic crystals worth 10 Eris have been used up! How much more magic power do we need?! By the way, does pouring more magic power into it even work?!"

My life could have been much smoother if it weren't for this unusable cheat code.

Even I would like my life to be summed up as "an isekai light novel toilet paper".

If possible, I'd prefer 24K pure wood-carved, ultra-soft, premium toilet paper—the kind that feels incredibly comfortable and relaxing, like something out of a classic Chinese fantasy novel.

...But all of the above are extravagant fantasies.

Oh well, let's just take it easy.

It's already good enough that he didn't go to the city wall construction team to unleash his talent as an infrastructure maniac.

Whenever he felt heartbroken, he would comfort himself with this thought: after all, life is not just about the present hardships... but also about the hardships in the future.

After washing, I felt refreshed.

The sun is shining brightly, and I'm in a good mood.

Whether it's a difficult life after reincarnation, a momentary impulse to choose the worst job, or being constantly embarrassed and ridiculed, it doesn't matter.

He could tolerate all of these things.

But there is one thing, just one thing, that he absolutely cannot tolerate.

That's because the cheat software can't be used!

Because the cheat software was unusable, all the previous preparations were in vain.

It was precisely because I chose the [Adventurer (Beginner)] class that I went from a rising star to a clown.

So if he gets the chance, he'll definitely make that stupid goddess pay!

I absolutely, absolutely have to teach her a lesson, otherwise it will be hard to quell my anger.

Xiaolin, who was walking down the street, did not notice the person coming from the opposite direction, and the two bumped shoulders without warning.

Coming to his senses, he quickly apologized.

"Oops, sorry, I bumped into you."

"It's okay, just be careful next time."

The gentle and quiet voice must belong to a girl.

This was originally just a minor incident in our daily lives.

But when Kobayashi looked up at her, she froze.

Her long, translucent, aquamarine hair and eyes, her light blue dress, and her pale purple feather robe enveloped her.

She was ethereal and unpretentious, her flawless natural face was without any blemishes, and she was surrounded by a special radiance that was different from that of the people of the lower realm.

But this beautiful girl, with her extraordinary beauty that is completely different from ordinary cute looks, and her perfectly curvaceous body, inexplicably gives people a silly feeling.

The image of the goddess in his mind gradually merged with the girl in front of him. Kobayashi's eyes widened, his mouth gaped open, and he blurted out instinctively:

"Damn it, Aqua?!"

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P.S.: I write books for only three reasons: to read them, to read them, and to read them again!

Please, gentlemen, read this! *sobs*

Chapter 2 The Moron Goddess and the Demon and the True

"Wa ...

On the streets of Axel, Kobayashi and Aqua were entangled, staring at each other and yelling.

Kobayashi was angry, and Aqua was in pain.

Because Kobayashi was rubbing Aqua's cheeks vigorously.

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"Aaaaaaah!!! It hurts so much, it hurts so much!"

Aqua, in pain, cried out for help to the boy in sportswear watching the scene beside her.