Genshin Impact: Starting Guide - End of the World Qi Bao

Two hours ago...

"Little Rabbit, I want to lead a few people to travel back to the Honkai Impact 3rd world to celebrate the New Year and then come back. How many points do I need?"

"Thirty-five thousand."

"How much?! You actually dare to ask for that much? Resurrection and designated summoning only cost 20,000, but I want 35,000 to travel back in time, play for a day, and come back! That's way too expensive!"

"Where is it expensive? Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open, okay? If you think it's expensive, you don't have to buy it. Who forced you? It's been this price for so many years, okay? Sometimes, host, you really should reflect on your own reasons. Have you been signing in and earning points properly this year?"

"Hmm... This sounds so familiar. I feel like I've heard it somewhere before. Okay, okay, stop fooling around. Here, take this."

"Kite?"

"Yes, I gave them all to you. You don't think I didn't make any for you, do you?"

The little rabbit picked up the game console-shaped kite with some dissatisfaction.

"Do you really think I love playing games that much?"

"I didn't know what else you liked besides playing games, so I did this. As for how many points it costs to travel through time, hehe. Can you give me a discount, given our friendship?"

"Hmph, fifteen thousand, that's the lowest I can go."

"Deal~"

The little rabbit didn't say anything more, and ran out to play with its kite.

……

…………

"Moon"

Touch...touch...

"Ok?"

Half-asleep, Kiana reached out to her side but found nothing.

"Did the captain go make breakfast again...?"

Kiana muttered something to herself and then turned over to continue sleeping.

"Buzz...buzz..."

"Why is the phone ringing again?"

Kiana answered the phone in a daze.

"Hey~ Captain~ What are you calling about? It's so close..."

"Qibao, Qibao, wake up. We're back in our own world. I'm on Earth now, and you're on the moon. I'll buy you some snacks and stock up on New Year's goods. Check out the new group chat I just created for details... Siegfried might go to the moon too, so I need to think about what to buy when I meet his parents. I'll hang up now."

"what?"

Kiana lay alone on the bed, completely bewildered. Was this the surprise the captain had promised? Preparing for the New Year? Meeting the parents?! This was far too much of a surprise.

After carefully reviewing the chat history of the new group chat, Qi Bao understood... The surprise was that she was going home for the Chinese New Year, something she really hadn't expected.

Kiana stared at the message from Durandal on her phone, and her vision went black...

"Huh?! My sister and my old man are coming to celebrate the New Year today... No, no, I need to get ready quickly."

……

"Earth"

"hiss……"

A flat-chested woman (Xiao Shi) stared thoughtfully at another flat-chested woman (Hua), occasionally glancing at a third flat-chested woman (Fu Hua).

"You say you're an old-fashioned person, but she's an old-fashioned person too."

"An old relic? I'm Hua..."

"That's definitely an old relic, but how come there's suddenly an old relic, and all these people..."

Shi Lu looked around at his familiar "colleagues" in a daze.

Fu Hua rubbed his head and came to the middle of the group.

“Alright, Xiaoshi, I believe you know these people too. This ‘Hua’ and I are the same person, but she and they all ended up here by some coincidence.”

Ellie crept up behind the group and managed to grab all three of them with a sneak attack. The two Huas didn't say anything, but Shi Lu immediately bristled.

"Ah! Alicia! What are you doing?!"

Alicia looked on with a lovesick expression.

"Three Chinese? And one of them is so cute~ Triple the happiness~"

Xiao Shi struggled frantically.

"Alicia, what are you doing~"

Ellie grinned and let go of the three of them, then hugged Shilu herself.

"Is your name Xiaoshi? What a cute name! You have all of Hua's memories, right?"

"Yes...yes, you...you let go first, Alicia! Let's talk this out...women and women shouldn't touch each other..."

"No? Xiao Shi, do you know how cute you are? Has anyone ever complimented you like that before? Xiao Shi, you look so adorable when you're shy!"

Fu Hua coughed.

“Um… Alicia, Xiaoshi is still quite young.”

"What's wrong, Fu Hua? Look. Xiao Shi is blushing. I think she doesn't understand at all!"

At this moment, Xiao Shi's face turned as red as a freshly cooked crab.

"Old...old relic, please save me...help me..."

Alicia looked at the adorable Xiaoshi and pressed her face against Xiaoshi's, rubbing it against him.

"Aaaaaaah, I can't take it anymore! Void Grip!"

……

Amidst this lively atmosphere, Xiao Shi volunteered to act as the tour guide, leading the "Thirteen Heroes of the Fire Chaser" on a one-day journey through the new civilization...

Meanwhile, far away in Destiny, Theresa is experiencing Himeko's facial cleanser...

Seeing Theresa, who initially felt a mix of emotions upon seeing Himeko, suddenly didn't evoke as much emotion when Himeko hugged her and nestled her head between her legs...

A few minutes later, Theresa understood the whole story...

"So, that powerful Honkai energy reaction just now was because of your sudden visit?"

Jue Xi nodded.

"should be."

"This is unbelievable..."

Theresa glanced at Himeko, who was still alive beside her, and at the slight 'power' that Juexi had displayed. She had no choice but to believe it all. Before Theresa could speak, Juexi spoke first.

"Don't worry, Theresa. We're leaving tomorrow, and we definitely won't do anything bad."

Theresa rubbed her temples and spoke slowly.

"Let's go outside first, and continue our discussion there."

Although Jue Xi didn't understand why, she nodded. After the two arrived at an open meadow, Theresa asked Jue Xi a soul-searching question.

"So, how far have you and my precious niece, Kiana, gotten?"

"Um...which step? Almost...having a child?"

Theresa smiled.

"Good, good, good... Judas!!"

"Wait, Theresa..."

Judah slammed down heavily. Theresa wasn't worried at all that Kiana would retaliate. Although Kiana was an idiot, a good-for-nothing, a fool, a moron, a paramecium... there was no way her boyfriend could be a bad person. Theresa was certain of that...

An hour later, Theresa felt a little tired and looked at Juexi in the pit.

"If you dare to betray Kiana, you're dead! Understand?!"

"Okay... Auntie..."

After experiencing the loving warmth of Aunt Judas, Juexi finally began shopping for New Year's goods, preparing snacks for Qibao and a gift for her father-in-law...

"Moon"

After a busy day, Master Jue and Master Ya finally arrived on the moon. (Thirteen Heroes and Himeko stayed on Earth for the New Year.)

The two chatted on their way to the lunar base.

"Mei."

"Ok?"

"Are you very angry? Kiana and I..."

Mei smiled.

"Ha, of course, I wish I could kill you right now."

Jue Xi couldn't help but shiver.

"Stop it, Mei. This kind of joke isn't funny at all."

"I'm not kidding, but unfortunately I can't beat you."

"..."

"Afraid?"

"No, I know about what happened between the two of you. I also really enjoyed the stories that happened between you two. But even if you kill me, I won't regret it."

"Heh, never mind. Kiana would be sad if you died."

"That's what I think too, Mei."

"What are you thinking? You think the same thing, what are you saying?"