I am the most popular character in Naruto!

I am the most popular character in Naruto!

Author: Mika Mio

Summary:

My name is Senju Chiaki, I'm 18 years old. I live in the Senju family estate area of ​​Konoha Village, and I'm unmarried.

I work as a medical ninja in Konoha, and I stay out all night every day without going home. I don't smoke, and I only drink a little. I don't sleep at night; my life force swells to the point where I want to commit suicide.

Before taking any action, I always drink a glass of warm milk and then pray for two seconds.

Only when I'm with girls of the Yin attribute can I avoid carrying fatigue and pain into the next day. Tsunade says I'm very abnormal.

PS: Also known as "Pink-haired Clam Spirit," "Naruto Scumbag Girl,"

New author, new book, seeking protection~

Chapter One: The Will of Fire – A Legacy

"Can I have a knife?"

"...Or I could just jump off from here."

Her voice was incredibly melodious, like a silver bell, but her tone was as calm as the cool breeze on a mountain cliff. Her pink, shoulder-length hair swayed in the wind, and her veiny hands gently brushed the hair behind her ears.

Beneath her short pink hair was an incredibly beautiful and delicate face, as fragile as a young girl, making her seem pitiful.

He was naked, with fair skin... no, it can't be described as fair skin.

It should be said that the translucent skin clearly reveals the blood vessels and meridians, which are densely packed and crisscrossed, making one's scalp tingle.

The boy's eyes held only indifference and resolve, devoid of any human warmth.

"Is it like this again..."

The white-haired man shook his head regretfully, "Perhaps this experiment shouldn't have been done..."

Before he could finish speaking, his expression changed, and he flashed to the boy's side, pinning him down and instantly returning to the secret underground laboratory.

The white-haired man tossed out a scroll, gritting his teeth and sighing bitterly, "Damn it... at this time... those damned Cloud Village..."

He hastily formed hand seals, muttering to himself, "This thing can't be exposed! Inner Four Symbols Seal! Release!"

The scroll activated with a bang, and the white-haired man vanished into white smoke.

The naked boy lowered his head expressionlessly, looking at his body. As the scroll was activated, the crisscrossing blood vessels on his body burst instantly, gushing out a large amount of blood.

The blood coalesced into countless terrifying runes, which twisted into spheres that engulfed the underground laboratory.

"Alright."

A relieved smile appeared on the boy's face. Failed experimental subjects were not to be kept, but he had always been an exception.

With his extraordinary vitality, he was the best experimental subject for the white-haired man. The repeated experiments erased all his emotions and personality, leaving only numbness and indifference.

The inner four-element seal expanded wildly, and soon, everything vanished without a trace...

This time, he shouldn't be the exception, right?

……

"Ugh...so annoying."

"Why has that old guy become so annoying after becoming Hokage?"

bang

The gate of the Senju mansion was blasted open by the beautiful princess of Konoha, and the gate flew out, smashing a large section of glass.

"Tch, they need to fix the door again. Let's get the money from the old man."

Tsunade pursed her lips, waved away the butler who had come at the sound and was unfazed by the sight of her carrying a hammer, and strode into the Senju mansion.

The old butler shook his head and resignedly began repairing the damaged door.

The Senju Old House is located in the deepest forest of Konoha. As the residence of the founders of Konoha, the First Hokage Hashirama Senju and the Second Hokage Tobirama Senju, the Senju Old House still has a certain majesty.

For example, an old wooden door with holes, or a yellowed paper sliding door.

For example, there's the elderly housekeeper, over sixty years old, with a full head of white hair and a trembling gait, and a few elderly cleaning ladies...

There's nothing we can do! Nobody wanted this!

In order to ensure the development of Konoha, all the wealthy families, including the Senju clan, were purged.

The Hyuga and Uchiha clans own the most real estate in Konoha. Other clans either moved out of Konoha to live in the surrounding forests or set up their own properties on a piece of land.

As the original face of Konoha, it's impossible to move the Senju family mansion. It's the same concept as a memorial hall; it must be something for future generations to remember.

No matter what, this is the old residence of the famous Senju clan, and Konoha directly listed it as an intangible cultural heritage for protection.

After all, not all members of the Senju clan who deliberately broke up into smaller groups and completely integrated into Konoha are dead. At the very least, there's Tsunade.

The unnecessary buildings and forests surrounding the Senju family mansion were mostly demolished, leaving only a symbolic protective forest and a house large enough for Tsunade to live in.

Logically speaking, the Senju clan shouldn't be so poor as to be unable to afford to have someone repair their clothes, but a certain unknown princess insisted that she had no reason to argue.

Eat when you're hungry, drink when you're thirsty, and don't let things bother you.

Playing cards, taking a bath, spending every penny possible.

This isn't called playing games with life; this is called learning from the past!

However, just now, the Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, established a special investigation team to investigate the rise of Hanzo, the demigod of Amegakure, and began to gather intelligence on Amegakure.

At the same time, Hiruzen Sarutobi ordered his three favorite disciples, Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru, to form a three-person team to take overall command of the reconnaissance squad and be in charge of any possible battles.

In other words, based on the feedback from the reconnaissance squad, preparations for war should be made, including but not limited to troop deployment, training, and logistics...

In short, it's very troublesome.

This kind of thing should have been coordinated by the Anbu and then directly handled by the Hokage. However, Hiruzen Sarutobi entrusted the Hokage's duties to the three of them. This shows the three's excellence and makes it easier to understand.

Hiruzen Sarutobi has already begun training the next Hokage!

He has only been in power for a short time!

He's definitely thinking of skipping work to go see pretty girls!

Tsunade never had any interest in the Hokage, if only she hadn't been so...

cough!

If it weren't for wanting to save face for her teacher, she would have run away long ago.

But it doesn't matter, since this job was dumped on Jiraiya anyway. That old geezer values ​​Jiraiya immensely; maybe they're birds of a feather.

"Ah, we're setting off on a mission tomorrow. What's in Amegakure...?"

Tsunade ruffled her blonde hair. At the tender age of twenty, she was yearning for freedom and the world. Hearing that she would be on a reconnaissance mission in Amegakure, a place that was always damp and utterly boring, she became incredibly agitated.

She opened the living room door and started rolling around on the floor.

"Amegakure..."

"Big casinos? No. Small casinos? No fun."

"There's only one bar, and it's low-alcohol ale..."

"Hot spring bath...wait?"

Tsunade's eyes lit up. Amegakure is humid due to the constant rain, so its hot spring baths are exceptional.

No wonder Jiraiya went to Amegakure so happily!

Pooh!Scumbag!

Having figured out the key point, Tsunade excitedly rushed to her bedroom, threw herself onto the bed, and eagerly awaited the next day to set off.

Although she knew Jiraiya would also be spying on her, Tsunade still decided to enjoy herself at the hot spring bath.

What is this called?

Perhaps it was true love.

However, given that a certain beautiful princess seems to have grown quite a bit recently, and that twenty years old is still the age for a woman to develop, and that the Senju mansion has been in disrepair for many years, the luxurious lace bed that she deliberately bought has crushed the old wooden floor of the bedroom.

bang

A large hole was torn in the bedroom's wooden floor, and the luxurious lace bed was broken in two, crashing heavily into a basement while carrying a bewildered Tsunade.

"What the hell is this!"

Tsunade scrambled out of her beloved bed, smashing it to pieces. Gazing at the deep, dark basement, clearly bearing the style of her great-grandfather Tobirama Senju, she couldn't help but rub her forehead.

Haha, putting a laboratory under his own granddaughter's bedroom.

Absolutely.

With a deep, penetrating gaze, Tsunade strode forward with her long legs and began her exploration in the pitch black.

This damned Konoha culture is truly inherited; the Will of Fire lives on relentlessly. Once Jiraiya becomes Hokage, this culture will probably become even more pronounced.

Tsunade smiled knowingly. Konoha was beyond saving. Once the exploration was complete, she would have the butler bury the whole place. Or perhaps she should sell the Senju family mansion as well, to save herself the trouble.

Why is this butler so unreliable? Can't he hear me speaking so loudly? Why doesn't he come and take a look?

Before Tsunade could finish her complaint, she lost her footing again and fell straight into a large hole.

"I'll f*** your grandpa!"

Chapter Two: Take 100g of Hashirama Senju

"Ouch, it hurts! Where am I...?"

Darkness enveloped everything, and the boy always felt something oppressing him, suffocating him.

Is this what death is?

His heart skipped a beat, and the last image that flashed through his mind was of a girl holding a blood-stained longsword, wearing a pink knitted sweater and bright red glasses, looking at him apologetically as she cleaved him off the rooftop...

Behind the girl, a handsome young man with blond hair pulled her into his arms, staring blankly at her, completely unaware of what was happening.