I am the most popular character in Naruto!

Even seasoned veterans can still act like naive teenagers in front of someone they like.

"Hehe, hehe..."

Jiraiya grinned foolishly, unable to utter a single witty remark, staring intently at Tsunade, who appeared extremely alluring due to her drunkenness.

"cough……"

Qianqiu coughed heavily. Damn it, he had never been so badly injured while fighting in Shuliya.

Wait a minute, didn't Tsunade have a lover named Kato Yin... Dan at this time?

Now that she and Jiraiya are so ambiguous, isn't she afraid that Kato Dan will get jealous?

If Chiaki even bathed with Tsunade, wouldn't Kato Dan be green with envy?

Tsunade, Tsunade, if I live with you, your boyfriend won't hit me, will he?

"Little cutie, pour me some wine~"

Upon hearing Chiaki cough, Tsunade released Jiraiya, moved closer to Chiaki, and pulled him into her arms.

"You're so cute! Oh, it's a pity I can't treat you like my daughter, you can only be my little brother..."

She vaguely released Chiaki, who was almost suffocating, and looked at Jiraiya with drunken, hazy eyes.

"Perhaps having a daughter wouldn't be so bad?"

A ninja at twenty years old has already experienced countless things, let alone Tsunade.

She had a very open-minded view of romantic relationships and matters of love between men and women, because no one knows whether they will die on the battlefield the next second.

"Then... how about... how about..."

Jiraiya rubbed his hands together excitedly, mentally encouraging himself. He thought that if he confessed now, Tsunade would be his.

However, Chiaki, who has always been a believer in pure love, hesitated before asking, "Sister, do you have a boyfriend?"

Jiraiya glared at Chiaki, who returned the glare without backing down.

Minotaur must die!

"Boy friend?"

Tsunade let out a hiccup and chuckled sheepishly, saying, "Oh... there was someone chasing after me..."

"who!"

Jiraiya was practically slamming his fist on the table when Chiaki nodded, unsurprisingly.

Kato Dan, you're the first person to dare to pursue such a violent Konoha princess.

"I think his name was something like Nakanojo... Anyway, I can't remember... He was too ugly, and I beat him up so he didn't dare to come back."

Tsunade waved her hand; the mention of beating people made her wide awake.

"it is good!"

Jiraiya nodded in satisfaction and raised a large cup of wine.

Thump thump thump, burp...

Qianqiu, however, was shocked as he picked up his wine glass and looked at the two people who were secretly developing feelings for each other.

Eh... it wasn't Kato Dan...?

Kato Dan, where are you?

Oh no! He'd only been in Hokage for a day, and Tsunade had already fallen for Jiraiya, and now Danjin Kato was gone. And what about Shizune...?

Speaking of which, Chiaki quite likes silence...

Overwhelmed with sorrow, Qianqiu downed a glass of wine in one gulp, her face instantly flushing red.

"Jiraiya-sensei, Tsunade-sama."

Just as Chiaki was watching with grief and indignation as Tsunade and Jiraiya gradually loosened their tone and began to physically assault each other, a gentle voice appeared beside the table.

"Wow, what a cute little sister!"

Before Qianqiu could react, she was pulled into a strong embrace.

"Oh! Minato! Kushina! You've come!"

Jiraiya realized what was happening and awkwardly removed his hand from Tsunade. Tsunade also composed herself and moved away from Jiraiya.

Ok……

The experienced driver bumped into the seasoned female driver, and the two of them used the same methods they used to deal with the girls and boys in bars to deal with each other. For a moment, it felt incredibly natural, and they almost got into the hotel.

Actually, they had both sobered up by this point, and things suddenly became a little awkward.

"Chiaki, these two are Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki. Minato is my disciple and will be setting off with us tomorrow."

Jiraiya cleared his throat and introduced, "Kushina is a member of the Uzumaki clan, just like you. It would be good for you two to get to know each other."

"Woooooooo..."

Qianqiu struggled to emerge from the heat, feeling only a fragrant, soft sensation all over her body, and her vision filled with bright red.

"Hehe, so cute."

Bada

A kiss on the cheek instantly sobered Qianqiu up a bit, and she felt a trace of her life force being drained away.

"Huh?" X2

Chiaki stared wide-eyed at the red-haired girl holding him, while the red-haired girl stared wide-eyed at the pink-haired boy she was holding.

"What's wrong, Kushina?"

The gentle and refined young man smiled as he looked over, and the sight of the two lovely and delicate girls embracing and kissing was quite pleasing to the eye.

"...Brother, your girlfriend kissed me, you're not jealous, are you?"

Before Chiaki could react, she instinctively turned to look at Minato and said blankly.

"Girlfriend or something..."

Unexpectedly, Minato didn't react much, but Kushina blushed and slapped Chiaki onto the table.

"Uh……?"

Minato smiled gently, then looked at Tsunade and Jiraiya with a puzzled expression.

"Yes, this child sometimes has unexplained episodes..."

Tsunade sat down next to Jiraiya with her arms crossed, seemingly having forgotten what had just happened.

Jiraiya, with the same air of a teacher, happily drank his sake.

"attack?"

Minato was even more puzzled. Tsunade reached out and touched Chiaki, who was lying on the table with blood streaming from her nose.

"The excessive expansion of life force leads to a slowdown in consciousness; in other words, the body and mouth react faster than the brain. The next stage should be physical pain caused by the excessive expansion of life force..."

"Is this so..."

Minato had been informed of some of Chiaki's situation beforehand, since they would be cooperating on the project.

Looking at the dizzy Chiaki, Minato felt a strange sense of regret.

What a lovely girl, it's a pity she's mentally challenged.

"That's it! Let's go to the bathhouse!"

Tsunade suddenly clapped her hands and jumped up. "It will take at least two more months to get to Amegakure. Before that, let's enjoy Konoha's bathhouse!"

"This...isn't this inappropriate...?"

Jiraiya hesitated and looked at Tsunade. He was used to playing outside the bathhouse, and it might be difficult to steal the dragon if he went directly into the bathhouse.

"Ah, I don't know which pool to put Chiaki in, how about mixed bathing..."

Tsunade hesitated, deep in thought, when Jiraiya slammed the table down and roared:

"Boss! The bill! It's on me!"

"Wait...wait a minute? Is Chiaki a boy or a girl?"

Kushina was holding Chiaki in a daze, and Minato was also staring at him in a daze. They looked at each other awkwardly.

Chapter Nine: Single Dogs Deserve to Write Novels for a Lifetime

Only I remain, guarding the quiet desert... waiting for the flowers to bloom...

Waaaaah...

Chiaki, wrapped in a bath towel, sat by the hot spring with her fair and lovely feet in the water, tears streaming down her face, watching the two couples inside.

If I am guilty, the law will punish me, not torture me by watching you two show off your love.

Oh, and the way he wrapped his towel around his body was still a woman's style.

Okay, I'm fine.

Besides the reclusive Chiaki, Jiraiya was also somewhat reclusive.

This mixed-gender bath...is for wearing swimsuits...

Damn it... I'd rather let him farm outside!

Having grown accustomed to delicacies from land and sea, would one still find braised pork appealing?

"Jiraiya, we're leaving tomorrow, so relax a bit!"

Tsunade approached him with a smile, her sudden realization almost palpable, her swimsuit straps taut with pain as she cried out that she couldn't bear the torment.

Jiraiya, with a solemn expression, couldn't let the suspenders suffer such torment; let him bear this pain himself.

Hmm, suddenly braised pork smells pretty good too.

"Okay...okay...relax, relax..."

Jiraiya rubbed his hands together, about to do something, when he suddenly saw a familiar look in Tsunade's eyes.