"I……"
An Youyu parted her lips slightly, thought for a while, and then said, "You're a boy, how can you live off a woman?"
"I have a bad stomach."
"But……"
"Didn't you promise me you'd let me live off you? What? Trying to renege on your promise?"
Lin Mo laughed, "I read these books so I can be a better gigolo. I'm happy to be fed, and you're happy to be fed. Isn't that a good thing?"
An Youyu was speechless.
Lost!
Such a complete defeat...
She shouldn't have argued with Lin Mo; how could she possibly win at something like that?
Having thought all this through, An Youyu turned her back to the wall, as if she were reflecting on her mistakes.
"Little fish."
"Don't talk to me, I'm angry."
"That's it."
Lin Mo chuckled to himself, glanced at the time, and muttered to himself, "It's lunchtime. Yesterday, when I went out for barbecue with my roommate, we found a seafood buffet that looked pretty good. I was thinking of taking someone there to try it, but she wouldn't let me talk to her. It looks like I'll have to go by myself now."
"Seafood buffet?"
Hearing Lin Mo's words, An Youyu turned around, her eyes flashing, "When are we going?"
Lin Mo almost lost his composure, looking at the girl who was like a little glutton, "Weren't you angry? Didn't you say you wouldn't let me talk to you?"
An Youyu's pretty face flushed slightly. "Now that you're done being angry, you can talk."
Lin Mo laughed heartily, put the book back first, and then took An Youyu out of Xiabei. They didn't go far before they found the seafood buffet.
499 yuan per person!
Upon hearing the price, An Youyu hesitated and pulled Lin Mo aside, whispering, "I think the food in our school cafeteria is pretty good. Why don't we go back to school to eat?"
Lin Mo was both amused and exasperated. "No, Little Fish, you've won so many prizes before. When the endorsement fees and incentive bonuses for operating the school's customer service account arrive, the total will be over ten million. You're scared off by a seafood buffet for 499 per person?"
"Besides, I didn't say you had to treat me."
"I……"
Meeting Lin Mo's gaze, An Youyu's face flushed, and she explained in a barely audible voice, "I just feel... it's too wasteful for the two of us to spend a thousand yuan on a meal. We can eat very well for twenty yuan."
Lin Mo tapped her forehead. "Your thinking is wrong. What's the point of making money?"
"Live a good life."
"Yeah."
Hearing An Youyu's answer, Lin Mo clapped his hands and said, "Making money is for living a good life, not for becoming a miser. Besides, we don't eat such expensive food every day. Since we have the means, is there a problem with indulging occasionally?"
An Youyu tilted her head and said, "Please go ahead."
"Okay, my treat."
Lin Mo chuckled, paid at the front desk, and followed the waitress to a private room.
The moment An Youyu took off her mask, the waitress exclaimed in amazement, "Miss, you're so amazing...so beautiful!"
"Thank you."
An Youyu smiled politely.
When it came time to order, Lin Mo gave the choice to An Youyu.
This was An Youyu's first time eating at a buffet, so she was a little reserved and asked the waiter, "Can I order as much as I want?"
"Except for sea urchin, which is limited to ten servings per person, all other dishes are unlimited."
An Youyu's eyes lit up, "One hundred portions of this, one hundred portions of this, this, this... all one hundred portions."
waiter:"……"
No, are you serious?
This is so much for two people?
"Miss, there will be an extra charge if you can't finish it. Are you sure you want to order this much?"
"Can't finish it?"
An Youyu quickly shook her head, "Don't worry, I can finish it."
At that moment, she had only one thought in her mind.
Break even!
We absolutely have to eat our money's worth!!!
The waitress didn't say anything more and turned to leave the private room.
Lin Mo squinted at An Youyu across from him, "Little Fish, you not only don't know how beautiful you are, but you also don't know how scummy you are."
An Youyu asked, puzzled, "What do you mean by 'unaware of being a scumbag'?"
Lin Mo shook his head. "Don't you know how little you can eat? How could you possibly finish all that food?"
"Why isn't it possible?"
An Youyu replied matter-of-factly, "If I can't finish it, you're still here, aren't you?"
"..."
"Our only goal for this meal is to get our money's worth!"
"..."
Who says you have to get your money's worth when you eat at a buffet?
Many people choose buffets simply to have more choices of dishes, not to get their money's worth.
Lin Mo sighed, "Little Fish..."
An Youyu waved her hand, "Youyu will try her best, and brother, you should do your best too~"
Chapter 536 The Cunning Boss
The word "brother" startled Lin Mo, and disbelief flashed in his eyes. "Little Fish, what did you just call me?"
"elder brother."
An Youyu blushed slightly and explained in a low voice, "This 'brother' title isn't for nothing. You have to eat well later, we're going to eat our money's worth."
Lin Mo was both amused and exasperated.
Back then, it took a lot of persuasion to finally get An Youyu to call him "brother".
Surprisingly, the little girl actually called on her own initiative this time, and the reason was a seafood buffet...
"Don't worry, just for calling me 'brother,' I'm willing to risk everything today."
Lin Mo wasn't bragging; as soon as plates of seafood were served, he devoured them in a whirlwind.
They ate so fast that the waiter standing at the door almost popped his eyes out.
This……
Is it a hungry ghost reincarnated?
The dishes continued to be served one after another, and the number of empty plates on the table kept increasing.
Lin Mo was like a bottomless pit, his mouth wide open, swallowing a plate of salmon in one gulp.
Actually, he had reached his limit at this point.
Seeing the dishes still being served continuously, he swallowed the food in his mouth with difficulty and silently circulated the little spiritual energy in his body. Under the catalysis of the spiritual energy, the food he had just eaten was quickly digested.
Go for it!
After the feeling of fullness subsided, Lin Mo resumed his frenzied eating, which made the waiter who had been serving the dishes start to question his life choices.
Can eating... bring a second spring to your life?
I was almost unable to eat anymore, so why did I suddenly become so energetic again?
So unscientific!
As time went on, the empty plates on both sides of the table piled higher and higher.
An Youyu only ate for about ten minutes before giving up the fight.
Then, they started counting the plates.
One, two... 198, 199... 307...
By the end, An Youyu was a little scared.
She got up and sat down next to Lin Mo, whispering, "Okay, stop eating. What if you get sick from overeating?"
Lin Mo said while eating, "Don't worry, nothing will happen."
An Youyu looked at the four stacks of empty plates, which resembled small mountains, and then at Lin Mo's stomach, utterly bewildered. "Strange, you've eaten so much, why isn't your stomach bulging? Unlike me..."
Lin Mo, who was eating, stopped and looked down at the girl's abdomen. He couldn't see anything through her clothes, so he said, "Little Fish, can I touch your tummy?"
"Ok?"
"Just to see how high it bulges."
"Hmm... okay, you can touch it, but you're not allowed to move around."
An Youyu blushed and glanced towards the door. Seeing that the waiter wasn't there, she turned her back to the door and whispered, "Hurry up and touch it, someone will be here soon."
Lin Mo chuckled and got right to it.
This is not coercion or deception. As upright gentlemen, we prioritize mutual consent.
The girl's round, chubby belly had lost some of its softness but gained more elasticity.
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