Is this kid learning face-changing?
He Qiqi said, "Alright, alright, let's begin."
The game officially began.
"Bullshit!"
"I won again!"
"Hey... I'll still win."
"Excuse me, ladies, it's me again, Hu."
The game lasted less than two hours, and Lin Xue and He Qiqi were completely defeated by An Youyu. The two dejected people looked at each other and gave each other a bitter smile.
Fortunately, it wasn't a bet of 100 million or 1 billion...
Lin Xue stomped on Lin Mo's foot, "Are you even capable? You've been playing for so long and you haven't won a single hand. Aren't you ashamed?"
Lin Mo wasn't angry. He chuckled and asked in return, "Sister Xue, what are you saying? I've never won a hand, but have you? By the way, Sister Qiqi has never won a hand either. Let's not accuse each other."
Lin Xue fell silent instantly.
indeed.
After playing for so long, An Youyu has won every single game without exception. It's really weird!
He Qiqi smirked, "Miss, how do you manage to win every time? That's not scientific. We're playing on a mahjong machine, the machine shuffles the tiles, and you can't even see it. How can you win every round?"
This was also a question Lin Xue wanted to know. Hearing He Qiqi ask this, she perked up and quietly pricked up her ears, waiting for An Youyu's answer.
An Youyu raised her eyebrows and said, "It's very simple. Just like I know where every card on the table is right now. Even if we push the cards into the machine to shuffle them, the variables are still limited. We can use a formula to calculate the most probable way to win, and then just play according to that winning method."
Lin Xue: "..."
He Qiqi: "..."
Is this simple?
Just hearing it gave them goosebumps.
Lin Mo grinned and added, "Sister Xue, Sister Qiqi, perhaps you haven't understood what Xiaoyuer meant. Her words just now can be interpreted as follows: before the game even started, she had already written the script in her mind, and the outcome was already predetermined."
"Hey, I won again."
An Youyu pushed over the mahjong tiles in front of her, stretched out one hand in front of Lin Xue and the other hand in front of He Qiqi, "Give me the money, give me the money."
Lin Xue numbly took out a hundred yuan and placed it in An Youyu's hand. She then turned to Lin Mo and asked, "If that's what you're saying, then there's no need to continue the game. No matter how you play, Yu'er will win. Qi Qi and I can just give her the money, right?"
“In theory, that’s true.”
Lin Mo first nodded, then shook his head, "However, it's not without variables."
"What variables?"
Lin Xue and He Qiqi spoke up almost simultaneously; both of them were already exhausted from losing and desperately needed a victory.
Lin Mo chuckled, "Just don't play by the rules. Even if Xiaoyuer is good at calculating, she still needs basic theorems. As long as you don't play according to normal card rules, she won't be able to figure it out."
An Youyu pouted slightly and complained softly, "Brother, you can't do this to me."
A sweet, soft voice, and an ambiguous way of addressing someone.
Lin Xue clicked her tongue. "Little Fish, why do you call Xiao Mo 'brother'? I remember you used to call him by his name directly. Why did you suddenly change?"
An Youyu's eyes remained clear, without the slightest hint of evasion, as she replied frankly, "Sister Xue, Lin Mo is my boyfriend now, and we're getting engaged soon. After the engagement, I'll be his fiancée. 'Brother' is short for 'boyfriend,' so it doesn't seem wrong to call him that, does it?"
Actually, there was one more thing she didn't say.
She called Lin Mo "brother" because Lin Mo liked her to call him that.
Before Lin Xue could say anything, He Qiqi asked in surprise, "Miss, are you admitting this so readily now? Is this still the same person I know who blushed so easily?"
Hearing this, a hint of shyness involuntarily appeared in An Youyu's eyes. "People... all need to grow up, and Youyu is no exception."
Lin Mo laughed, "Alright, let's continue playing cards. I've told you the method. Whether you can win or not depends on your luck."
As it turned out, Lin Mo's method was indeed very effective. In the following games, Lin Xue and He Qiqi did not follow any rules and played their cards randomly. However, the results were surprisingly good. Before long, the two of them each won a game. Although they lost more than they won, it was better than not winning a single game.
The game continued until after six in the morning. When An Youyu won the last game, Lin Mo said, "Alright, it's about time to end this."
He Qiqi yawned, got up and took An Youyu's arm, "Miss, I'll help you wash up and put on makeup later."
Upon hearing this, An Youyu blinked innocently, "Sister Qiqi, I don't wear makeup."
He Qiqi: "..."
At such close range, she could clearly see just how good An Youyu's skin was. Not only was her skin crystal clear, but it was also incredibly smooth. At this close range, she couldn't even see the pores. If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she would never have believed that anyone in the world could have skin this good.
"Miss, even if you are naturally beautiful, you still need to wear makeup when you're on camera. At least put on some lipstick, right? That will make you look healthier."
"Ah."
An Youyu nodded gently and blinked, "And then?"
He Qiqi smiled, "I happen to have some experience in makeup, I can help you."
Hearing this, An Youyu did not refuse, "In that case, I'll trouble you, Sister Qiqi."
After the two left the mahjong room, Lin Mo secretly pursed his lips and complained to Lin Xue, who was still there, "Sister, don't you think Sister Qiqi is making a mountain out of a molehill? Xiaoyuer and I clearly knew that we would definitely not miss the recording of Dragon and Phoenix Splendor today, but she, in order to prevent that almost non-existent probability, actually dragged us to play mahjong all night, and even refused to leave Xiaoyuer's side."
Lin Xue chuckled, "Xiao Mo, you can't blame Qi Qi for this. Yu'er's sudden departure last time disrupted all her plans. Do you know how much manpower and resources are needed to record a variety show, especially a super-large variety show like Dragon and Phoenix Splendor?"
Hearing Lin Xue say that, Lin Mo nodded slightly, "If that's how it is, then I can understand."
As he spoke, he couldn't help but laugh, "Sister Xue, no wonder Sister Qi Qi complains about you. You're a boss, after all. You should pay more attention to things and not make Sister Qi Qi worry about everything."
"You should learn more from me in this regard. Although Bi Yan manages my company, Cuttlefish Technology, I've also put in a lot of effort and thought..."
"Stop!"
Seeing that Lin Mo was actually lecturing her, Lin Xue, with her fiery temper, naturally couldn't stand it and immediately interrupted, "Xiao Mo, that's enough. Please be respectful of your status. Although you call me 'sister,' you are a generation below me. Your grandparents and even your mother can lecture me, but you have no right to."
"Alright, I won't say anything more, okay?"
Lin Mo wisely shut his mouth, got up and left the mahjong parlor.
As a level nine body cultivator, staying up all night was nothing to him. After taking a quick shower and changing his clothes, he sat down at the foot of the bed and silently chanted twice in his mind.
"System, system."
"The system update is not yet complete."
Hearing the voice in his mind, Lin Mo was filled with confusion. "Huh? Wasn't it supposed to be three days? It's been almost a week, why isn't it finished yet?"
"The system update is not yet complete."
The answer was the same as always.
Lin Mo sighed helplessly. He didn't have any good solutions to this situation and could only wait until the system update was complete before asking for clarification.
A few minutes later, he arrived at An Youyu's room and knocked.
He Qiqi opened the door and gave Lin Mo her signature gentle smile. "Young Master, please wait a moment. I haven't finished dressing Miss yet."
Lin Mo nodded, walked into the room and came to the vanity mirror. Looking at An Youyu sitting in front of the vanity mirror, a look of amazement appeared in his eyes.
A black evening gown made her look like a porcelain doll, with bare shoulders and delicate collarbones, her slender arms like two white scallions, and the fitted design outlining her perfect curves.
Most importantly, she has a flawless face that is both charming and coquettish, with a touch of coldness in her eyes. Several braids, less than half the thickness of her little finger, are tied up with colorful ribbons on both sides of her face, making her look both delicate and gentle.
He Qiqi, who had just arrived, saw Lin Mo's dazed look and asked with a smile, "Young Master, is the young lady pretty?"
"nice."
"..."
He Qiqi was both amused and exasperated. She asked if he was pretty, but the young master replied that he was good-looking. Did he have to be so unconventional?
Lin Mo withdrew his gaze, nodded and smiled at He Qiqi, "Sister Qiqi's skills are indeed excellent. Whether it's the dress, the hairstyle, or even the lipstick shade, everything is very good."
He Qiqi shook her head and waved her hand, "Young Master, please don't praise me. It's not that my skills are good, but that the young lady has such a good foundation. Any stylist could create a great look for her."
"That's true."
Lin Mo smiled and nodded, noticing that An Youyu, who had her back to him, was peeking at him through the mirror. He gave her a look and said, "You look really good."
An Youyu's cheeks flushed slightly. "It's alright, I'm actually pretty average..."
The classic phrase has reappeared.
At this moment, both Lin Mo and He Qiqi wore bitter smiles, as if they had lost all will to live.
generally?
No way, you can't just lie through your teeth like that!
He Qiqi inserted a delicate jade hairpin into An Youyu's hair and said in a low voice, "Miss, it's fine to be modest, but being overly modest is not right. You'd be a killer anywhere if you were like this. If you call this normal, then I might as well not live."
An Youyu lowered her eyes and smiled shyly.
Actually, she knew she was being a bit too modest. She knew she was very beautiful, but she couldn't just peddle her own wares, could she?
That's so narcissistic...
He Qiqi examined it for a while, picking up and putting down the expensive foundation box in her hand several times. Lin Mo, who was standing next to her, couldn't help but laugh and asked, "Sister Qiqi, what are you doing?"
"I……"
Chapter 859 A person's greatest virtue is self-awareness.
"I……"
He Qiqi looked down at the foundation box in her hand and smiled wryly, "Young Master, I'm hesitating whether to put some foundation on Miss. Her skin is just too good."
"do not fight."
Lin Mo stepped forward and pinched An Youyu's smooth cheek. "No matter how good the cosmetics are, they can't compare to natural beauty."
He Qiqi nodded, "Indeed, then we won't fight."
"OK, all done."
Hearing He Qiqi's words, An Youyu breathed a sigh of relief, stood up and looked at herself in the mirror. She was not very satisfied with the dress she was wearing. "Sister Qiqi, isn't this dress a bit too revealing? How about we change into something else?"
"Too revealing?"
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