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"I hope it doesn't start strong but end weakly."

Shiyu Qiluo took a sip of cola and began to read seriously.

The story begins in an old handicraft factory in a mountain town. Due to poor management, the factory has been in arrears with wages for eight months. The factory manager, Lao Xie, is preparing to sell the land to Dafazhan Company to get out of the predicament. Now, there are only twenty days left before the land handover date.

Dao Ge is the leader of a theft gang. His main job is to lead his two henchmen, Hei Pi and Xiao Jun, to break into houses under the guise of moving. However, things didn't go smoothly that day. They ran into a traffic policeman as soon as they went downstairs. Dao Ge was afraid that they would be exposed, so he quickly struck up a conversation with the traffic policeman. Meanwhile, Hei Pi took the opportunity to try to kill the traffic policeman.

However, at that moment, a car accident suddenly occurred nearby. The traffic police scolded Dao Ge a couple of times and then rushed to the scene.

The driver of the car that was hit was a bespectacled man who was in charge of supervising the demolition. He was writing slogans on the wall when a van that appeared out of nowhere crashed into his car.

The driver of the van was called Brother Bao, who was the head of the security department at the factory. The reason his van went out of control was because a can of Coke fell from the sky and hit his windshield. He forgot to engage the handbrake and hurriedly got out of the van to check, causing the van to skid out of control and crash into the four-eyed BMW.

The movie plot took many twists and turns, but to Shi Yu Qiluo's surprise, wasn't this can of cola the same one that Xie Xiaomeng dropped at the beginning?

The story forms a closed loop here, with several of the most important characters in the film forming a strange connection because of a can of Coke.

This screenwriter's imagination is truly unique.

However, Shigure Kira did not laugh. As a veteran movie fan who had watched countless comedy films, she considered herself to have a high threshold for laughter and would not laugh easily.

So far, she just thinks the movie is somewhat interesting.

I felt a desire to keep watching.

At this point, the number of comments on the screen gradually increased, indicating that many people had seen this part.

Shigure Kira has a high threshold for laughter, but many people have a pretty low threshold for laughter.

"Haha, it's actually an accident caused by a can of Coke. I'd call it a traffic tragedy caused by a can of Coke."

"It's quite interesting; the screenwriter has a really good imagination."

"Haha, did you guys notice? When that bespectacled guy was spraying the word 'demolish' on the wall, he was so stingy that he didn't even spray the 'hand' radical; he just borrowed the radical from the character next to him."

"That gang's thief, Brother Dao, even put someone's dog in the microwave and took it with him. They really left nothing behind."

"I don't know if you've noticed the news on the radio. It says that an arts and crafts factory accidentally discovered a priceless jadeite rough. I wonder if it's related to the plot."

"I feel that this movie is full of details."

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Shi Yu Qi Luo looked at these comments and a slight smile appeared on her lips.

Seeing everyone having such a cheerful discussion, her mood seemed to improve.

Perhaps this is what they mean by "happiness is contagious"?

The plot continues.

It turned out that the jadeite rough was indeed unearthed from the old handicraft factory where Brother Bao worked. In order to pay off his debts, the factory manager planned to sell the rough. In order to drive up the price, he planned to hold an exhibition first and asked Brother Bao to be in charge of security. He also promised to pay all the back wages in one lump sum after the event was completed.

Brother Bao owed 8,000 yuan in compensation due to a car accident and urgently needed the money, so he agreed to help.

When Feng Hai, the boss of Dafazhan Company, learned of this, he was furious. He only wanted to get the land for the factory as soon as possible, so he sent Siyan to find an international thief named Mike to steal the jadeite rough.

Meanwhile, Bao Ge's theft gang's relocation plan had already attracted the attention of the police, so Dao Ge and his henchmen changed to a job of fraud, but they kept failing. Just when they were feeling frustrated, they happened to run into Mike, who was getting off the plane, so they devised a plan to steal Mike's suitcase.

After learning about the jadeite rough stones in the suitcase, the group conceived the idea of ​​stealing them.

Shiyu Qiluo ate snacks and drank cola; her interest had been piqued.

The relationship between the three different forces is already quite clear.

Brother Bao's side is responsible for protecting the raw stone, while the other two groups of thieves are tasked with stealing it.

One can imagine that a bloody storm is about to break out at the small exhibition.

She could roughly imagine that the plot of the movie would revolve around the raw stone, with the three forces locked in a fierce battle.

However, the screenwriter doesn't seem to like following the rules. After seeing the raw stone, Xie Xiaomeng, the factory manager's son, also became interested in it.

He bought a cheap item from a street vendor, and right under Brother Bao's nose, he swapped the genuine raw stone for a fake one!

The key point is that nobody knows!

In an attempt to woo a girl, he actually gave her a priceless raw gemstone!

Meanwhile, the remaining three groups were still arguing fiercely over a fake raw stone.

"Haha, this is really fun."

Shi Yu Qi Luo was amazed by the screenwriter's thought process.

In the ensuing scramble, they discovered they were fighting over counterfeit goods.

Fetching water from a bamboo basket is all in vain!

Of all the comedies I've seen, "Crazy Stone" is the most unconventional!

What she least expected was that even more unconventional things happened next.

Xie Xiaomeng was actually dating Dao Ge's girlfriend!

Moreover, he was caught red-handed by Brother Dao and his two companions! He was immediately tied up!

Dao Ge got the real jadeite rough!

The most dramatic moment came when Dao Ge actually mistook the real raw stone for a fake that Xie Xiaomeng was using to fool his girlfriend.

Moreover, the wise Blackie had a flash of inspiration and suggested a switcheroo, using the real stone to replace the fake stone in the exhibition hall, thus deceiving everyone.

Chapter 363 A Movie Full of Laughter

Upon seeing this, Shigure Kira's lips twitched; she was thoroughly impressed by Hei Pi's suggestion.

You actually came up with this method?

You are such a clever little kid.

Shigure Kira felt she was about to break down.

The comments section was already bursting with laughter.

"Hahahaha!"

"That's a brilliant plan!"

"666666!"

"I'm really taken aback. They already have the genuine product, but now they have to return it?"

"After going around in circles, it was finally sent back."

"Thanks to my buddy Blackie for delivering the genuine raw stone, bro, muah!"

The film's plot is extremely absurd and unrestrained, full of satire and parody.

This art style was maintained throughout the entire subsequent storyline.

The three groups outwitted and outmaneuvered each other, each using their own methods to sabotage the others. However, they ended up staying in the same hotel and repeatedly brushed past each other. Blackie even took a shower with Brother Bao and struck up a conversation.

Seeing the two men with bruises and swelling on each other's faces applying liniment, netizens couldn't stop laughing.

"These two are clearly enemies, yet they ended up naked together in a tiny bathroom."

"I'm laughing so hard I'm practically dumbfounded!"

"As expected of a film with Qu Yin as the screenwriter, the music in this movie is really good, especially the Buddhist chant DJ scene earlier. The same music not only has an electric guitar version, but also a pipa version, and they are all very beautiful!"

"This is the funniest movie I've seen all year, bar none!"

"Qu Yin's thought process is simply unbelievable. I really don't know how a composer could come up with these ideas. I'm impressed!"

"The scene is clearly sparsely decorated, yet it exudes a strong sense of everyday life!"

The plot then reached its climax.

Blackie gets trapped in the sewers; Mike gets swindled by a shady merchant, resulting in a rope that's too short to reach the gem; and a fake Coca-Cola prize scam.

The barrage of comments reached one climax after another, with the number increasing each time.

Later, Dao Ge and his group went to great lengths to send the real raw stone back and retrieve the fake one. Upon learning the truth, they immediately erupted, fueled by both old and new grudges, and gave Xie Xiaomeng a brutal beating.

He simply laid his cards on the table, telling Xie Xiaomeng to call his father, Factory Director Xie, and have him bring over the jadeite rough to exchange for someone else.

But to everyone's surprise, Factory Director Xie didn't believe it at all, thinking that Xie Xiaomeng was just putting on an act to scam money.

Several calls were hung up on, which Dao Ge couldn't stand anymore and was completely at a loss.

The three of them sat side by side, complaining and cursing Factory Manager Xie as a beast. Xie Xiaomeng's aggrieved look was truly hilarious.

Shigure Kira finally couldn't help but laugh out loud.

This scene is full of dark humor.

Xie Xiaomeng ended up in such a sorry state because he repeatedly lied to his father. The story of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" is about this.

What's the old saying?

poor person must have something mean!

The funniest part, of course, is what happens next. Feng Hai, the boss of Dafazhan Company, finally manages to get his hands on the fake jadeite after all his efforts, only to be killed by the "dedicated" Mike. Mike, having succeeded, sits in his chair and dials his employer's number to report the good news, but then the phone on the table rings. He looks around blankly, completely bewildered. Most importantly, the jadeite in his hand is still fake.

Shiyu Qiluo was laughing so hard her stomach hurt.

At this moment, she was no different from those silly netizens.

"What a dedicated international thief! Even if it means killing his employer, he'll still complete his employer's mission!"

“Feng Hai killed Four-Eyes, and Mike killed Feng Hai. I remember that in the beginning, it was Feng Hai who asked Four-Eyes to hire Mike.”

"This cycle is quite something, with layers of hiring and then turning around and killing each other."

"They're working so hard! They're pushing themselves too hard!"

"Friendly reminder: Don't drink water while watching this movie, or I sprayed my friend with it!"

I burst out laughing!

It took Shiyu Kira a while to stop laughing.

The plot of this movie may seem a bit messy at first glance, but once you figure it out, you'll find it quite interesting.

It's full of laughs and jokes.

For example, phrases like "I'll fucking swear at you," "Is this a public toilet? You can come and go as you please!" and "You've insulted my character and my intelligence."