My wife is the stand-in.

She shouted happily, supported herself on the wooden box, tiptoed down, ran all the way, dragged the stool, and sat down at the dining table.

The little shoes swayed to a happy rhythm, like two chubby hummingbirds.

Ten short fingers tapped on the table, and the little head swayed from side to side to the rhythm, showing great joy.

"Eat, hum~ eat, eat~!" Kanna sang softly.

This made Lin Shuyu ecstatic. She was about to lick her cheeks and pinch Kanna's little face again when Amanosaki grabbed her by the back of her collar and dragged her away.

"Hey! Let me pinch you again, you jerk!" Lin Shuyu complained.

Amanosaki immediately reached out and pinched Lin Shuyu's pretty face, finding it firm and soft.

Lin Shuyu didn't realize it at first, and only realized it when Amanosaki rubbed her face until it was hot and then released her.

'I got pinched... I got pinched by Amanosaki!'

She squatted in front of the camera, her face as red as a tomato.

"Miss Lin... the light is ready," the swordsman in charge of the light source reminded her cautiously.

He was met with a red-faced glare from Lin Shuyu, and then the young lady, with trembling steps, stiffly turned on several cameras like a machine.

Amanosaki checked one last time: "Are you ready?"

Kanna gave a thumbs up, the heroes nodded in agreement, and even Lin Shuyu took a deep breath.

"This is a live broadcast, everyone please pay attention!"

Amanosaki had given advance notice in both fan groups and ACG fan groups, and this time was different from before. Last time, Icarus rushed into the game by using the overpowered ability of the "Universal Card" to force his way into "Douwu". This time, he honestly registered an account, submitted his martial arts certificate and identity verification, making it a proper 'first battle'.

Upon hearing that they would be able to see Kanna, the fan group naturally responded very enthusiastically.

"Three, two, one, start!"

Kanna sat steadily in front of the small stool, her hands supporting her on the table, a glistening drool hanging from the corner of her mouth, looking at the camera without moving.

[Here it comes!]

[Kanna-chan? She really appeared?]

The first few comments that appeared were from the fans in the group.

Kanna stared at the spicy crab on the table, hissing and drooling, but remained unmoved.

Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the knight-errant, dressed as a waiter, walking over with a plate. Upon seeing the pan-fried saury, the aroma of which seemed to make one's mouth water, Kanna's stomach began to rumble uncontrollably, a sound clearly audible in the live stream.

Just a minute ago, Lin Shuyu had fed Kanna a plate of fried shrimp.

[Starting a mukbang at such a young age? Are their parents money-grubbing?]

[Give the child a bite; even my motorcycle can't keep up with the sound of a child's rumbling stomach.]

One comment on the screen read:

Finally getting Amanosaki's OK sign, Kanna immediately grabbed a pan-fried saury and a roasted pig's trotter, and said in her soft, wet voice:

"Hello everyone! I'm Kanna, Kanna Kamui. Today I'll be showing you how to eat the specialties of the Great River."

With just this one simple sentence, Kanna ended her introduction.

Then, she opened her mouth and, with lightning speed, swallowed the pan-fried saury in her hand, chewing it quickly.

Few people even saw it clearly; in the blink of an eye, one of Kanna's hands was empty, leaving only her round cheeks, like a hamster hiding food, and her bulging chin.

[? ? ? ]

[What happened?]

[Special effects?]

The number of comments increased instantly.

Amanosaki also timely changed the name of her live stream to [Kanna's Food Court].

"Kanna, many people didn't see clearly, have another one."

Lin Shuyu read her lines from the script while she switched the live stream perspective on her computer.

The live stream camera was split in two, capturing Kanna's adorable face from the front and side.

Then everyone saw Kanna slowly open her mouth, reaching an arc that was difficult for ordinary people to achieve, and swallow the entire hairy crab.

Her cheeks puffed out suddenly, she wriggled a few times, and spat out the shell that had been cut open by her teeth and licked clean by the crab meat.

This is a violent move that no female anchor would attempt. Apart from Kanna, no one in the world could maintain a cute appearance while opening their mouth that wide.

Kanna, having savored the delicious hairy crab, happily rested her chin on her hand, her eyes narrowed into slits, making one want to hug her tightly and rub her round face.

His wolfish eating style, his clean and efficient way of eating, and his manners are all admirable.

[I thought the gluttonous eater "Giant Whale" was unparalleled, but this kid is even more daring! Whose child is this?!]

[Kanna, go for it! Eat Amanosaki out of business!]

Watching Kanna devour three days' worth of food like a whirlwind, the comments section erupted in excitement.

At the same time, the shills from the Yushan branch that Amanosaki had contacted beforehand also started sending gifts.

The brand awareness in the lower left corner of the view also began to grow slowly.

Amanosaki flips through the storyboard and begins to plan his next move.

Within two minutes, the first table was finished. Kanna's mouth never stopped for a moment. Only after spitting out the last crab leg that had been sucked clean did she follow Amanosaki's instructions and take a handkerchief to wipe her mouth and fingers.

[666, I'm speechless, this isn't normal at all!]

[I checked, and this account is verified as belonging to the Yushan branch of the martial arts world, called "Standalone Messenger." Is this young girl that great hero?]

[No, Kanna is the hero's stand-in; she has an intelligence-based superpower.]

The moment this comment appeared, the live stream went silent for a few seconds, before the buzz escalated even further.

[An intelligent superpower, and it even has a humanoid appearance? I'm so incredibly jealous!]

[If I had this superpower, I could stay home and play all the time, and let my superpower go to work, sob sob sob]

[How could you let such an adorable stand-in go to work? Are you animals?]

[I declare that I am a die-hard fan of Kanna; I've been a fan of hers for 20 years.]

Seeing the increasingly heated atmosphere in the comments section, Amanosaki quickly signaled the heroes to serve the dishes, while nodding to Lin Shuyu at the same time.

After Lin Shuyu's actions, a picture was posted in the live stream.

It's an animated GIF of Kanna carrying a spatula with a wooden stick attached, diligently cooking up and down.

It is Lin Shuyu's masterpiece. The soft orange light of the range hood, the look of Kanna drooling while cooking seriously, the cute movements of her tiptoeing to operate the spatula, and her adorable appearance that appeals to all ages, have made countless people's hearts melt.

"Is Kanna full?"

Lin Shuyu asked into the microphone.

Kanna rubbed her stomach and shook her head pitifully.

[Let her eat!]

A flying sword carrying this comment crossed the live stream.

This means someone spent 1000 yuan.

Immediately following the flying sword, secret manuals and weapons such as the Sunflower Manual, Arhat Fist, swords, spears, clubs, axes, hooks, and forks appeared one after another.

Amanosaki, standing behind Lin Shuyu, could see clearly that most of the gifts sent from behind were from the Yushan branch, while the flying swords in front were from his own fans.

It was the young lady who secretly kept the autographed photo she gave to Fan Wujiu yesterday and got two autographed copies.

Her account name and nickname in the Flying Pigeon group are exactly the same.

Then the second table of dishes was served.

Braised eel and various grilled fish were piled up one on top of another, forming a small mountain, which made Lin Shuyu's eyelids twitch.

"Where did all these things come from?" she asked softly.

Amanozaki pursed his lips toward the outside of the ship:

“The Yangtze River basin has been aquaculture since ancient times. In modern times, the aquaculture industry has expanded on a large scale. However, the migration of the four-clawed scale fish in summer always causes considerable losses. The Yangtze River Water Affairs Bureau has even opened a special insurance policy for accidental losses of the four-clawed scale fish. Now that the strange fish in Dongting Province has lost the queen fish, the remaining populations have disintegrated and are no longer viable. Yesterday’s carcasses were all hauled up by tugboats, ground into powder, and fed to the fish.”

"You have no idea how happy the fishermen were. They sent a lot of catch to the branch headquarters. The branch headquarters couldn't finish it all, so they loaded it into the two cargo ships at the back. I went over there for a bit, and before I even asked, they had already given me several boxes."

Lin Shuyu looked at Amano Saki, who thought he was being presumptuous, and covered her mouth to keep her smile from showing.

She thought to herself, "This isn't because you have any influence; I think it's just that people are afraid you'll cause trouble again, so they're sending you some gifts to appease the authorities."

While the two were chatting quietly, Kanna had already finished eating at the second table.

This time, she even swallowed the bones, crunching them cleanly like chewing on a biscuit.

The little guy even let out a satisfied burp.

"It's trending!"

Lin Shuyu exclaimed softly in surprise.

Amanosaki was used to it: "With the help of the branch, it would be strange if it didn't make it onto the trending list."

"So what do we do next? Should I keep posting animated images and move on to the third table?"

Amanosaki shook his head. "Kanna ate quite a lot earlier, so we need to help her digest her food."

"What should we do then? We need to work harder now that we're on the trending list."

"Yeah, that's why I need to put together a plot. Otherwise, why do you think I've been staying up all night writing the script? Why have I been avoiding letting Kanna know?"

Amanosaki waved the booklet in his hand and nodded to a swordsman on the ship's side.

The swordsman revealed a knowing smile, rubbed his hands together sinisterly, and then, clutching the package, flipped over and plunged into the river.

"What are you planning to do?" Lin Shuyu suddenly felt a sense of foreboding.

Amanosaki crossed his arms and asked, "Are the drones ready?"

"All right."

"Then let them take off."

“I’m warning you, these drones were funded by the Wudang branch and are state equipment. You are now suspected of abusing public resources for private purposes.”