My wife is the stand-in.

"I haven't had such a good night's sleep in ages."

Amanosaki propped himself up on the bed frame, feeling completely relaxed.

"Hinata, isn't it strange? It's summer, and it was so hot the night before last that everyone hated it, but I didn't feel hot at all last night," Amanosaki complained while washing up.

In just one day, he had already gotten used to Hinata's presence by his side.

Or rather, his soul has become like Hinata.

After washing up, Amanosaki rushed excitedly into the kitchen, asking as she ran, "What's for breakfast? It smells so good!"

Upon lifting the curtain, Amanosaki's face froze instantly.

A tactical shield made of special glass stands at the kitchen entrance. The special metal cross sandwiched in the glass seems to both reinforce the internal structure of the glass and resist external pressure.

The erected shields were covered with multiple layers of clothing, which did not look like normal home or work clothes, but rather more like combat gear.

Of course, the most unbelievable thing is that there were two guns pressing down on the clothes.

One is a handgun that you can see everywhere in movies, and the other... looks like a glass tube, but it is actually a syringe used to inject needles.

A tall, white-haired woman with her hair tied up in a bun, wearing a close-fitting shirt with the sleeves rolled up to her elbows, and the horns on her head were also wiped clean and shiny, making her look extremely capable.

It was Saria.

That Saria who was called "Saria Daddy".

"Yo, good morning." Saria flipped the large wok with one hand, her forearm muscles taut in a way that would make any man's eyes turn away. When she saw Amanosaki, she opened her mouth and flashed a bright smile that revealed eight teeth. "I didn't have the heart to shatter your fantasy because you kept calling her 'Hinata' 'Hinata'."

With a flick of the spatula, Saria created a golden-brown, fragrant fried egg.

"Here comes the food: Originium Omega!"

Saria called out the names of the dishes loudly, shoving Amanosaki aside. Amanosaki stumbled backward, but before he could take two steps back, Saria grabbed him by the collar and lifted him up like a chick, placing him on a low stool by the bedroom door.

"Come, eat."

A pair of chopsticks was shoved into his hand, and before he could react, Amanosaki obediently picked up a fried egg and took a bite.

Tears streamed down his face.

Amanosaki wielded his chopsticks with lightning speed, devouring a large fried egg in just a few bites.

"Delicious, delicious, Hina... Saria, how did you do that?" Amanosaki licked his lips unconsciously, his mouth full of oil.

"It's Originium Arts! I added Originium Arts! I used Originium Arts to control the calcium in the egg, keeping the inside and outside of the egg at a relatively consistent temperature, ultimately cooking a fried egg that has both a caramelized aroma and a soft runny yolk!"

Seria said with a beaming smile, her teeth and smile shining brightly in the bright morning sunlight of Chongqing.

Ah, it's so bright!

Is this what they call boyfriend power?

Having not experienced the dark stories of the Terra world, is Saria's smile such a sunny and meltingly beautiful sight?

No way, I'm straight, and straight men don't like men!

Amanosaki slapped himself and mentally encouraged himself: Cheer up! Be a man!

After taking a short breath, Amanosaki raised his head and looked at Saria with a serious expression.

The woman's face was strikingly beautiful, thanks to her bright eyes. Her body proportions were perfect, a result of rigorous training, and her strong upper and lower arms were covered in healthy, wheat-colored skin.

Beneath the shirt were subtle curves, revealing that she was indeed a woman. Following the curves upwards, Amanosaki's gaze swept over her smooth collarbone and swan-like elegant neck, and he couldn't help but swallow.

Once again, the facts proved to him that this was indeed a woman.

Saria, sitting opposite Amanosaki, propped her elbows on her thighs, rested her chin on the back of her hand, and unconsciously swung her glass of cool water in her other hand. Suddenly, she leaned close to Amanosaki and asked softly:

"What are you thinking about?"

"Thinking of you... um!" Amanosaki was stunned by Saria's aura and answered subconsciously, then immediately shut up.

This comical action made Saria burst into laughter. She got up to scoop porridge from the pot and serve cold dishes, saying as she did so, "I told you long ago, the appearance has changed, and the core is inconvenient. Yesterday you were hugging me so tightly, why are you so shy today? Hmm?"

Amanosaki dared not speak to Saria any longer. He felt that a certain bottom line he had upheld for many years was gradually collapsing with Saria's "massive invasion".

Until now...

Saria suddenly reached out, took a grain of rice from Amanosaki's face as he was burying his head in his mouth, and popped it into her own mouth.

This skill, which has appeared countless times in anime, is used by female characters to conquer male characters, showcasing their good morals and care for the male protagonist. Saria used it.

She acted without any affectation, openly and honestly, with composure and self-satisfaction.

This made Amanosaki, who was stunned, seem rather girlish.

Amanosaki was deep in thought, racking his brains, when suddenly a dazzling light seemed to appear before his eyes. Upon closer inspection...

It was Saria, sitting opposite, leaning against the door frame with her head tilted back at a 45-degree angle, who, with a casual glance, saw the awkward expression written on her face and couldn't help but reveal a helpless, indulgent smile.

Reliable, sunny.

Is that smile the essence of Terra's sunny countryside? Is this the irresistible charm of a father figure?!

The Sunshine version of Saria is amazing!

Amanosaki's spirits completely deflated in that instant; he banished the thought from his mind and thought:

To hell with family status, I'm done.

Chapter Fourteen: I NTR'd Myself

Because Amanosaki was conquered by Saria's fatherly demeanor, the Amanosaki family, whose status had been completely overturned overnight, now had a new person in charge.

After breakfast, Amanosaki was sent to her room by Saria to draw character illustrations. Saria said something like, "You need to find a way to complete the story of the illustrations you drew before in order to increase your popularity," and sent Amanosaki into the bedroom to draw.

"Sigh, no, what am I supposed to draw right now..."

Amanosaki grumbled, his mind already blinded by love, his thoughts filled with romance and even more explicit scenes. He had no time to ponder the meaning behind Saria's words.

Amanosaki turned on his computer, entered the online forum, logged into his "Grind King" account, ignored news related to himself, and started flooding various sections with messages.

He pouted, a pressure-sensitive pen resting on his lips, swaying precariously as Amanosaki hummed.

That's right, now that I have money in my pocket, Amanosaki made some plans last night, and the first thing I planned was naturally to slack off!

So, half an hour after he started posting, Amanosaki got into an argument with someone in a certain section of the "Romantic" forum.

This is the cause.

As mentioned before, the "Romance and Folklore" section is a no-holds-barred area. While genuine news can certainly win over the audience, fake stories can also satisfy everyone's curiosity.

Late last night, a user named "Xipin Rensheng" posted on the "Feng Hua Xue Yue" forum, complaining that his son was effeminate and lacked courage, and wondered how he would ever marry, have children, and become a responsible man. He poured out his grievances.

This is quite normal. The "Romance and Romance" section has this kind of thing every day. Talking about family, marriage, parenting, and cursing bosses are commonplace. People are also having normal discussions about how to change the poster's son's mentality.

Then someone commented: "Why don't you let your son find a responsible and capable wife, and he can be a stay-at-home dad? What era are we living in? Stop with this chauvinistic nonsense. We men can also have a life where we're cared for and pampered."

The post started to go wrong from here.

The question then shifted from "How to help men regain their masculinity" to "Do beautiful women with masculine qualities actually exist?"

Amanosaki saw this post and exclaimed in admiration.

What does it mean to give someone a pillow when you feel sleepy?

This is what they call "providing a pillow when you're sleepy"!

Originally, he only planned to slack off, but when he saw such a great post that touched a nerve, how could he not reply?

So I picked up a pressure-sensitive pen and spent two hours drawing, recording my entire psychological process from waking up this morning, seeing Saria, and being conquered by Saria's cooking skills and boyfriend-like charm, all in an uncolored and uncorrected comic sketch.

Recalling the various antics during the process, the eagerness to share the discovery of a new operating system with netizens ultimately triumphed over everything else, making everyone understand the new operating system.

After playing with the pen, Amanosaki even pretended to arrange it into a certain font style.

[Liver Emperor]:

Thank you for the invitation. You can put your questions aside for now; such girlfriends do exist.

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that's all.

What followed was an anxious refreshing process. Amanosaki chewed on his pen, repeatedly muttering, "Why is no one replying?" "Ah, someone replied!"

Upon clicking, I saw a sentence: "To be honest, this kind of setting with a bit of demonic elements is quite appealing. If you can draw, then draw more."

The subsequent flood of replies were mostly things like:

I'm curious to see what happens next. Is there any more good bros out there?

This doesn't look very realistic. What are you drawing?

The art style is a bit odd, but it's genuinely sweet. So, the girlfriend you mentioned is actually your boyfriend, right? I'm totally shipping them, hehe.

Amanosaki was prepared for the comments from the online lewd individuals; in this respect, there was no difference between netizens on Earth and those in this world. All he needed to do was explain what a non-human girl was, opening the door to theory for these physically bold but intellectually impoverished men.

He had long been aware of the doubts about the art style, after all, he was currently the only one in the world seriously using a mature anime art style to draw, but the success of the Iron-Blooded Train Hero promotional poster proved that the audience could actually accept it and was happy to accept it.

As for the third point about yaoi fangirl comments... Amanosaki can only say that this is truly a world where popular celebrities have been turned into chivalrous heroes. The yaoi fangirl community flourished even before other subcultures had taken shape.

But what came next was unacceptable to Amanosaki:

[True Soul]: We're discussing whether such women exist in reality. What are you trying to prove by drawing a few bizarre, inhuman things? You can entertain yourself, but you have to show off like this…

I couldn't stand the profanity that followed.

Yes, the online world is a mixed bag, and there are always people spouting nonsense, as Amanosaki knows. He's a rather Zen-like person online, automatically filtering out most of the profanity he doesn't want to see.

But this person made a huge mistake. They shouldn't have said that Saria didn't exist.

If this were on Earth, this statement would simply be considered a statement of fact.

But now Amanosaki has transmigrated, and he's even transmigrated to a world where superpowers are everywhere, and where there are innate and acquired abilities, as well as evil and heretical paths.

That Saria deserves to exist!

Besides, they're right outside the door right now.

What's more, this bastard even called it "inhuman things"?