My wife is the stand-in.
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Moreover, the daily promotion of the spirit of chivalry has fostered a positive public sentiment towards chivalry and justice, leading to a significant improvement in the public's legal awareness and moral standards. As a result, only a minority of people have fallen into evil ways and become bad people.
However, public opinion resources are limited. If superpowers continue to proliferate at the current rate, it will not be long before those with superpowers who aspire to become heroes find themselves with no future. They will then turn to resentment towards society and the country, and it is foreseeable that they will fall into heresy.
"But the most serious problem is not them."
Li Junzi was holding a teapot in his hand—he thought the teacup was too small, not even as big as his own saliva, so he asked Yubaba to conjure up a large teapot and blow on it.
Amanosaki nodded: "I know, it's some kind of evil spirit in the wild."
“Yes.” Li Junzi put down the teapot and said seriously, “The increase in supernatural abilities worldwide is no exception for evil forces. They hide in desolate mountains, at the poles of the high seas, and in cities, and they have also felt the changes.”
"There is a live streaming room in the northern grasslands that is similar to the Sanjiang Reservoir, called 'Drawing the Bow to Shoot the Sky Wolf.' The heroes there mainly defend against the wild wolves that roam the grasslands. Since last year, the 'Drawing the Bow to Shoot the Sky Wolf' live streaming room has frequently seen multiple alpha wolves working together to attack the surrounding herding towns and meat and dairy processing plants."
“These alpha wolves used to be independent, but now that they’ve banded together, they’ve caused a lot of trouble for the local government.”
"Therefore, the Sanjiang region is also on guard against the changes in the Queen Fish."
“Yes.” Li Junzi nodded. “The number of grassroots heroes has increased dramatically, and there are also obvious examples of mid-to-high-level heroes becoming stronger. In addition, with the case of ‘Drawing the Bow to Shoot the Heavenly Wolf’ in the live broadcast room, the biologists of the Sanjiang Hall firmly believe that the Queen Fish will undergo a huge mutation. They say that the ocean is the cradle of life, and there is no reason why the land has changed while the ocean remains unchanged.”
"Our country has always believed that such a potential danger that threatens countless people is better believed than not. Therefore, we will not allow any of the four-clawed scale fish to leave before the end of their migration season."
Amanosaki clicked his tongue in amazement. "Good heavens, there's a spiritual energy resurgence here. The global increase in supernatural abilities and the activity of evil spirits, is this some kind of script from the beginning?"
Li Junzi had never read online novels, so he naturally didn't understand the meaning behind Amanosaki's remark. He simply nodded in agreement with Amanosaki's words and then continued:
"What's more troublesome is that the cross-provincial actions of the heroes must be reported to the local government and communicated with the branch offices in other provinces in advance. There are more than twenty provinces in the lower reaches of the Yangtze River, corresponding to more than twenty branches. It takes the headquarters to get approval from each one. Even my teacher, Master Amber, doesn't have that kind of power."
So, we can only wait.
After stubbing out her cigarette, Granny Tang looked rather unpleasant.
She has absolutely no interest in saving the world or maintaining peace. If the government allowed her to open a large bathhouse in Sanjiang to welcome wandering knights, she might take it a little more seriously.
It would be more accurate to say that having Amanosaki do odd jobs in such a remote and inaccessible place would only make her more unhappy.
The right way for Amanosaki to become stronger is to draw, produce animation, promote anime culture, increase his popularity, and become stronger, not to kill fish by the river.
Even if he could wipe out all the queen fish and four-clawed scale fish, this processing plant, which has been turned into a tool for capital to select laborers, would not bring him much fame at all.
My boyfriend is pursuing a path of cultural victory, not force.
Seeing that Yubaba's aura was getting increasingly agitated, Amanosaki kept telling her in his mind to calm her down: "It's okay, the store is so big, there must be Wi-Fi. I'll just upload the drawings to the internet after I finish them, at most there will be fewer of them."
“There is internet access, but ordinary people are not allowed to go online.” Li Junzi coughed, awkwardly denying his elder brother’s words. “The purpose of the Sanjiang Hall was to support the reservoir, so it was set up as a quasi-military camp from the beginning. Now the biologist’s report has made the provincial government pay close attention, so it is currently undergoing military upgrades.”
As if he wasn't angry enough about Granny Yu, he added, "Military networks aren't connected to civilian networks. You can only make phone calls to the outside world, brother. If you want to draw, you can only draw here."
"boom!"
Granny Yu slammed her hand on the table with a dark expression, and the glass table instantly cracked, revealing countless beautiful patterns.
The earth shook, and rocks fell with a rustling sound, creating deep and shallow echoes on the riverbank and in the river.
"No, no, it's not that bad." Amanosaki quickly stood up and waved to Yubaba, "Yubaba... wife! Don't be angry, don't be angry. As Lu Xun said, time is like water in a sponge, you can always squeeze some out."
Li Junzi was stunned: "Who is Lu Xun? How come I've never heard such philosophical words before?"
“Uh…” Amanosaki was speechless for a moment. He didn’t even know if Zhou Shuren existed in this world. Perhaps he did, but because of the knights and heroes in this world, history had long since deviated. Perhaps the Zhou Shuren in this world really did become a doctor who healed the sick and saved lives.
He also planned to share with Li Junzi the great writer who wrote about human nature in its entirety, and tell him about "happiness belongs to them, I have nothing" and "human nature is to compromise" and "I have two trees planted in my family, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree".
I believe he will certainly have great respect for this person who studied medicine, whose side job is writing, and whose main job is satire and yin-yang theory.
But Granny Yu's words thwarted all his clever schemes.
"It wasn't me, I just slammed my hand on the table."
As a result, their two faces immediately collapsed into two lumps of mud.
Amanosaki and Li Junzi rushed out of the rest room and saw the guards and resting knights causing a commotion, but the Sanjiang Dam remained safe.
The river water, which had been steamed earlier, had now cooled down, leaving only a faint fragrance and the squeaking of rodents desperately drinking water from the riverbank.
A light drizzle falls, and a gentle breeze stirs the lush greenery of the airport.
"Hmm~ Oh!"
Just as everyone was bewildered, all the warning lights on the dam lit up, and a middle-aged man's hoarse roar came from the loudspeaker:
"Everyone, rush back to the rescue! The Sanjiang Gang has collapsed!"
"I'll repeat myself! Evil forces have invaded! The Sanjiang Hall has collapsed!"
"To all the heroes near the Sanjiang Hall!"
"Chivalry is calling!"
Chapter 54: The Promise of a Date
The call of chivalry is coming.
These five words seemed to possess immense magic, igniting the previously silent heroes.
The men and women along the riverbank yelled and screamed, their faces flushed, waving their weapons and claws that had transformed into those of wild beasts and insects, as they jumped into cars and sped away with a roar.
Without even a word, Li Junzi's men set off with their convoy. Some of the chivalrous figures stationed by the river were so impatient that they called on their friends to take Li Junzi's own car away.
This infuriated Li Junzi. He rolled up his sleeves, his fists swelled up, and countless bone spurs pierced his skin. He was about to give these people who were obsessed with fame and fortune a lesson in character correction.
Amanosaki quickly hugged the man, whose size had increased dramatically in anger, making him look like a humanoid monster.
However, he was too short compared to the transformed Li Junzi. The original version intended to hug the other's lower back, but he only managed to hug the elephant-like legs.
It doesn't look like someone trying to break up a fight; it looks more like a dog rubbing against its owner's leg in a pet video.
"Old Li, let it go. Don't stoop to the level of a young man."
Amanosaki persuaded him, and Li Junzi lifted him up, making him look as comical as a sloth.
Grandma Yu covered her mouth with the back of her hand and kept laughing.
"Big Brother! I'm going to teach these little bastards a lesson. The car's gone, how are we supposed to get a rescue? Besides, this is a car the gang gave me! I have to return it! These guys might not even have driver's licenses, who's going to pay for the damage if they break it? I'll have to pay for it! I'm saving all my money to marry Jiajia!"
Two people, both under 26 years old
Li Junzi became increasingly angry as he spoke, and with a rip, his two fleshy wings burst through his trench coat and began to flap.
"Tom! Tom, please help me! Why are you just watching!"
"Ara ara." Yubaba let out a mature laugh, her voice, which sounded younger due to her cheerfulness, was deep and had a smoky quality. "Such a scene is rare. I want to see more of it."
Yubaba's seemingly unconcerned attitude of enjoying the spectacle left Amanosaki utterly exasperated.
"Just bear with it. Once this is over, you can find the culprit and make them pay you back! Rescue is the priority!"
"Big brother! You'd better give it your all!" Li Junzi's eyes were bloodshot, and new eyes seemed to grow under his eyes as he stared intently at his car speeding away, memorizing every single person, including the driver and passengers. "This SUV is worth over a million! I only have two hundred thousand saved up, and that's all I have to marry Jiajia. Big brother, don't stop me!"
Seeing Li Junzi already levitating and about to rush out, Amanosaki couldn't bear to hurt him. He could only hug his leg and shout, "Tom! The foreign romance movie 'Saving the Titanic' is getting a remake next week!"
Granny Yu's eyes flickered slightly, and she gently stroked the strange object with her fingers.
"I'd like to invite a mature, beautiful, elegant, and mysterious lady to watch a movie with me. Then we'll go to Yuzhilan for Sichuan cuisine tonight! I heard that Yuzhilan is the most famous private Sichuan restaurant; they've even cooked for the Grand Master!"
"I wonder if that lady will agree! Aaaaaaah!"
Li Junzi soared into the sky, his five-meter wingspan instantly lifting the two of them dozens of meters into the air, flying towards the off-road vehicle.
"Get out of the car, you bastard!"
In his desperate attempt to recoup the bride price, Li Junzi has become obsessed.
"There's really nothing I can do against you."
Granny Yu sighed, but the smile on her face betrayed her. "Since you're so enthusiastic, I'll reluctantly accept."
The cane paused, and Li Junzi, who was soaring, suddenly felt that his fleshy wings could no longer flap any air. The airflow that had been surging under his fleshy wings and supporting him also collapsed instantly.
The two fell to the ground like shooting stars amidst Amanosaki's prolonged scream.
But in the slightest distance from the ground, Li Junzi's falling speed vanished in an instant, leaving him suspended on the ground, his nose about to be shattered by the earth.
He stared, drenched in sweat, at the blackened soil. A bloated, arched ant with its six legs spread wide, firmly anchored itself to the ground, letting the winds of Li Junzi's fall blow it in all directions. Once the winds had died down, the little creature, still waving its pheasant feathers like Lu Bu's, proudly held its head high, licking the sweat dripping from Li Junzi's nose.
"Ah!"
Li Junzi exhaled, scaring away the clueless little guy, then rolled over and lay on the ground, panting heavily with his arms outstretched.
"Ouch, my back!" Amanosaki rubbed his lower back, stood up with a pained expression, looking like a little old man.
Seeing Amanosaki's disheveled state, Li Junzi felt only resentment.
Amanosaki, Yubaba.
The two of them were always one.
After spending several time with Amanosaki, he thought that Amanosaki was just an ordinary superhuman, except for being able to learn about love.
Despite Kohaku's repeated emphasis in the materials that Yubaba is his superpower, when you're with this guy, you'll be deceived by his unpretentious and easygoing nature, as well as his respect for his superpower.
"Damn it!" Li Junzi slammed his head on the ground, exhaling a foul breath. "How can you be like this? You're too good to your own ability! Other heroes with intelligent abilities treat their abilities like pets, so why are you so servile?"
Amanosaki, hands on hips, corrected him righteously: "Please call me your considerate girlfriend."
"Alright, alright. But what about my car? Without a car, we can't even support the Sanjiang branch."
Amanosaki kicked Li Junzi's leg and gestured with his lip: "Look, your car broke down."
Li Junzi quickly stood up and, sure enough, saw the jeep at the end of the road inexplicably break down. The driver, Xia Ke, got out of the car cursing and kicked the door a few times. In the end, unwilling to give up, he and his friends ran away on foot.
"Don't worry, it was just kicked twice. Military jeeps are very durable. Painting them won't cost more than tens of thousands of yuan. I've memorized what these guys look like. They can't escape."
Amanosaki jumped up, grabbed Li Junzi by the neck, and swayed back to the lounge with him.
"This car was broken down by Ah Tang, it'll be fine as soon as they leave. But we're not taking the car, it's too slow, by the time we get there it'll be too late."
Upon arriving at the lounge, Amanosaki jumped down, first bowing to Yubaba and Li Junzi, then straightening his clothes and adjusting his sleeves, and like a magician, he went to the door, then paced back and forth outside the door.
After silently counting to five, Amanosaki gripped the doorknob and gave Li Junzi a strange smile: "I suggest you prepare for battle first, maybe grow some scales or something."
Seeing Li Junzi scratching his head, looking like a spectator who wouldn't cooperate and was just waiting to see what tricks he had up his sleeve, Amanosaki sighed, "Alright, good luck to you," and yanked open the door to the lounge.
Flames, high temperatures, and drifting dust.
Roars, howls, and the pervasive stench of burning flesh.
A tongue of fire burst out of the door in an instant, trying to engulf Amanosaki, but Amanosaki, whose legs had been enhanced by magic, easily dodged it.
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