Luke looked up at Jack, raised an eyebrow, and said, "Oh, you're disfigured."
Coulson noticed Natasha walking in, and couldn't help but get up, take off his suit jacket and hand it to Natasha, whose full bodysuit had been turned into a hole-ridden outfit.
Both Jack and Natasha looked rather disheveled.
Natasha's bodysuit has been turned into a holey outfit, and Jack isn't much better off.
Jack's suit jacket was nowhere to be found, his white shirt underneath was torn to shreds, his tie was twisted into a braid, and there were two bloody marks on his square face.
At a glance, you can tell that it was scratched by a woman with her long, slender fingernails.
As Jack listened to Luke's teasing, he couldn't help but look at Natasha.
"This time I was careless. I didn't expect that a female agent from the Department of Homeland Security would fight like an ordinary woman, using her fingernails."
"Ah."
Natasha took Coulson's coat, tied it around her neck, and then sneered at Jack: "When you were begging for mercy with my legs between yours, you weren't nearly as tough as you are now. What, you've become tough again now that you're back with your mother?"
Upon hearing this, Luke looked at Jack with a playful expression.
sure.
Some people would beg for Natasha's foot bath water and still not get it, but Jack got to enjoy Natasha's thigh attack right away?
If the timing weren't so bad, he would have asked Jack if Natasha's legs were amazing.
Jack's thick eyebrows shot up, his expression turning somewhat exasperated: "I saw your clothes were torn, so I kindly took them off and gave them to you. You ambushed me."
Natasha scoffed, "Stop bragging. A sneak attack? If you're so tough, let's have another fight and see if I can smash your nose in."
Jack sneered, "Bring it on! This time I won't be a gentleman. Let's see if I can smash your mountain with one punch."
Upon hearing this, Natasha stared coldly at Jack.
Jack was no less formidable; he also coldly stared at Natasha's towering peaks, clenching his fists, which were as big as casserole dishes, until they cracked.
Luke stroked his chin, watching the scene with interest, then raised an eyebrow, as if he had thought of something, and looked at Nick Fury: "Director Fury, how about it? Haven't thought of any new bargaining chips yet? If not, I can suggest one for you, how about that?"
Upon hearing this, Nick Fury looked at Luke again.
"What chips?"
"Get Agent Natasha Romanoff to go on three dates with Jack."
"what?"
"What a joke."
"Boss."
As soon as Luke said that, almost everyone present, except Nick Fury, couldn't hold back their excitement.
Jack's eyes widened as he looked at Luke: "Boss, are you kidding me? Who wants to date this female agent who fights and likes to scratch me with her nails?"
Natasha looked at Jack and said, "What are you thinking? A date? He's not even worthy of drinking my foot bath water."
Jack looked at Natasha, his gaze shifting downwards to her knee-high boots: "Thank you, I don't like smelly things."
Natasha glared at Jack: "Who are you calling stinky feet!"
Jack shrugged, looking completely innocent. "Did I say your feet smelled?"
Luke sat in his seat, watching the two clashing with a smile.
Nick Fury, however, blinked his one eye and said, "As I just said, Director Dane has a great sense of humor."
Luke looked away and turned to Nick Fury: "I have a sense of humor, but I'm not talking about it. Let this Agent Natasha Romanoff stay and go on three dates with Jack. That can be your bargaining chip."
Jack quickly said, "That's impossible, boss, I don't want to date this smelly agent!"
“You don’t even get a chance to drink my water,” Natasha retorted.
Nick Fury, on the other hand, was squinting with one eye.
"I've never told you my agent's name."
"We are all intelligence agencies."
Luke smiled at Nick Fury: "Some things are better left unsaid, don't you think, Director Nick Fury?"
Nick Fury stopped talking.
Lu Ke said directly, "In short, if you agree, I can show you the answer. Of course, you can also accept my first suggestion: surrender and lose half. Anyway, it's not 6 p.m. yet, so you can think about it."
Nick Fury: "..."
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After saying this, Luke leaned back in his chair and waited for Nick Fury's reply.
As for Jack, who said he would never date the smelly-footed female agent, and Natasha, who was also mocking that her pectoral muscles were more muscular than a woman's, he was also there.
They can offer their opinions.
Freedom of speech, after all.
Lu Ke simply pretended not to hear it.
Nick Fury was probably in the same boat, his one eye narrowed as he stared at Luke, seemingly brainstorming what trick Luke was up to.
but……
Luke didn't play any tricks.
He just felt that if Jack and Natasha went on a date, the scene would be quite interesting.
So he said it.
Ultimately, Lu Ke also has a knack for having fun.
Moreover, in his view, the outcome of this game was already decided.
Whether Nick Fury surrenders now or not, he has already lost halfway, and he cannot escape the consequences he must bear.
This isn't something that can be resolved simply by him writing a letter of understanding.
Quantico would not agree.
The Department of Justice will not agree to that either.
This time, Nick Fury's visit to him to overturn the verdict could not be described as a grand affair, but it certainly caused a sensation throughout the West Coast.
If Nick Fury gets away scot-free this time without finding any evidence, it will give other law enforcement officers the wrong impression.
That's the FBI, weak and easily bullied.
and so!
Nick Fury has already lost.
The problem at hand is quite simple.
Nick Fury faced the choice of surrendering and losing half his stake, or placing another bet and taking one last gamble.
Let's take a gamble: Luke, who's been smiling all this time, is actually bluffing; his gun isn't even loaded.
The two bickering men, upon seeing their respective leaders, seemed to have no reaction whatsoever. They exchanged disdainful snorts and chuckled, then turned their heads back to look at their leaders.
Jack couldn't help but look at Luke: "Boss, if all else fails, let's try a different approach. Let this female agent go on a date with Debbie. Debbie would definitely like this type."
If he could beat this violent woman, Jack swore he would have beaten her to death.
Natasha sneered again: "Don't even dream about it. You can't even drink my water..."
The words had barely left his mouth.
Nick Fury raised his hand to stop Natasha from speaking, then looked at Luke again, his one eye flashing with wisdom, giving off an air of "when a black man thinks, God laughs": "Director Dane, if you want to poach my people, there's no need to beat around the bush."
Upon hearing this, Natasha's gaze also fell on Luke.
Upon hearing this, Luke chuckled and glanced at Nick Fury: "Director Fury, if you can't think of any other bargaining chips you can offer, I've thought of one for you. Aren't you going to thank me?"
What do you mean by poaching people?
nonexistent.
He's just a pure fun-loving person.
Of course.
If Jack can really tame Natasha during these three dates, he won't object.
After all, he's already on Hydra's ship and is plotting to become one of Hydra's leaders.
Natasha will be a major asset in thwarting Hydra's plot in the future.
and so……
Theoretically speaking, if Jack, his loyal follower, could truly win over Natasha and they were to get married in the future, Natasha could easily become one of his own without any effort.
Of course.
It doesn't matter if Jack and Natasha don't end up together; he only said that in the first place to have some fun.
Nick Fury seemed to believe it and was quite certain of it. After glancing at Jack, he chuckled and said, "Isn't Director Dan afraid of losing more than he gains?"
Dating is a two-way street.
When the time comes, it's a 50/50 chance who gets attracted to whom.
Given Natasha's skill level, Nick Fury felt that Jack, who clearly preferred weightlifting to female masturbation, was definitely no match for her.
"I'm willing to admit defeat!"
Luke smiled at Nick Fury: "Don't worry, if that happens, I won't come knocking on your door demanding an explanation."
If Jack shows any sign of being kidnapped, I'll twist his head off right now.
After Luke finished speaking, he glanced at Jack standing to the side.
Jack felt a sudden chill strike him, but it came and went quickly. Before he could even react, the chill had vanished without a trace.
at this time.
Earl walked in from outside, followed by two agents.
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