Servant: "It's just a temporary setback, an expected result. I don't have time to play games with you." (Servant - Yellow Nightingale - Eternal Abyss, Ning Hongye)
The servant sneered, "It seems the Yin True God has awakened. Things are getting interesting. What are we waiting for? I'll let our enemies rest in peace. What a waste of my time."
From the corner, Prince D'Artagnan retorted, "Hey, even I think this isn't a suitable occasion for 'fighting'." (Prince—Li Chunyin—Original Soundtrack)
The puppet, supported by a mechanism, had a cold expression. "Humans are always obsessed with destroying what they cherish. Bring Honkai to this world." (Puppet - Hong Haitian - Herrscher of the Void, Honkai Impact 3)
The captain took over the conversation and launched into another string of nonsense.
"Daigo's fighter jet was about to crash. At the critical moment, Daigo suddenly turned into a beam of light and merged into the giant's stone statue. After receiving Daigo's life energy, the giant finally awoke from its long slumber." (Captain - Wang Wei - Ultraman Tiga's narration)
[Hu Tao: I understand each word individually, but I get dizzy when they're put together.]
[Fire: Do the Fools usually hold meetings like this, @Tartaria?]
[D'Artagnan: Sometimes, it's quite helpless to be a normal person.]
[Paimon: Yin Yin True God? Honkai? Giant? Anyone want to connect these?]
[Diluc: Could this be another code word related to human experimentation?]
Inside the Boufati Mansion in Fontaine.
Linni looked at the servant, hoping she could answer her question.
The servant shook his head. "I don't know what the Yin True God is either."
Linni: "Could it be the future? The chessboard contains the hearts of the Wind God and the Rock God. It seems they are progressing very well."
Lynette added, "The heart of the wind god is here, but the lady in charge of her is not."
"We need to speed things up as well."
Linnie and Linette replied in unison, "Yes, Father."
Video continues.
In the video, the doctor is shaking the test tube in his hand.
Doctor: "Though I wander the world, I have never lost my true self." (Doctor - Wu Lei - League of Legends, Yasuo)
He had just finished saying a pretentious line that fit the scene when the tone suddenly changed.
The doctor wore a mask, exuding a mysterious and dangerous aura, but what he said was...
Doctor: "Hello children! Starting today, I'm the teacher of Little Bean Class. Would you like to play games with Brother Health?" (Doctor - Wu Lei - Big-Eared Tutu, Brother Health)
[Ying: Don't be ridiculous! You call yourself a healthy brother? I'm getting goosebumps.]
[Paimon: If I were a kid, I would have run away from an older brother like that.]
Klee: This person is scary, Klee feels uncomfortable.
[Colette: ...]
[Diluc: You're right if you feel uncomfortable. This guy is known for experimenting on human subjects, am I right, Dottore?]
[PhD: I think the title "Healthy Brother" is pretty good too, hehehe]
Video continues.
The clown emerged from the shadows, muttering to himself, "Bread, cheese, tomatoes, and lemonade, did you forget something?" (The clown—Fu Chong—Pig Dad)
The Fools, the chief executors, stood in two rows on either side of the coffin.
The clown, acting as the commander, stood at the front, as if giving a solemn and dignified battle mobilization speech.
Everyone closed their eyes in silent mourning, but the clown said, "The secret to making delicious pancakes is to flip them high. I'm a master at flipping pancakes, let me do it."
"too delicious."
The video ends.
[Shadow: Kaeya, perhaps your Knights could learn from the Fatui's methods of suppressing laughter]
[Datalia: As expected of the commander-in-chief, he can actually say such things with such a serious face.]
[Hu Tao: What happens if someone can't help but laugh? Will they get fired?]
Paimon: Traveler, how about we try this pancake?
[Ying: You can't stop talking about food in three sentences!]
[Furina: Although I don't know how this video was created, judging from the performance and expressions, this commander is definitely giving a pre-battle pep talk.]
[Yun Jin: Indeed, they were very likely at a very serious funeral, which can be seen from their facial expressions. The last topic of conversation was definitely not flipping pancakes.]
[Shinoin Heizo: It seems to be a real event, but the voice is fan-made, right?]
[Ningguang: If I'm not mistaken, one of the Fatui's executives has died, and they're holding a funeral and using the opportunity to conduct their next round of mobilization.]
[Qin: It's a pity, the system doesn't seem to want us to hear about this plan.]
[Scattered Soldier: It's true that I and the lady are missing from the video, but that crystal butterfly... hahaha, @lady, you're too weak!]
[Ying: Suddenly I understand, it turns out the end is a banquet!]
[Woman: Impossible, absolutely impossible!]
[Woman: @ShortVideoSystem, who's in the coffin? Answer me!]
'She is the eighth seat of the Eleven Executive Officers of the Fools, Madam.'
[Ying: I hope I'm the one who takes action]
[Dartaria: Madam, are you scared? If you are, you can go back to Winter. Your scenes are over anyway.]
[Lady: Mind your own business]
Qin keenly noticed the conversation between the two.
She knew the lady had already left Mond; had her plan succeeded?
I don't know when I succeeded.
It seems we still need to investigate thoroughly, lest we leave a future problem for Mondstadt.
Ningguang, who was also in a high-ranking position, also sensed it.
As soon as the traveler left Mondstadt, the lady also left, and the two had a very bad relationship.
The traveler even seems to want to kill the lady; it seems she went through a lot during the Dragon Plague of Mondstadt.
At this moment, Nasita is searching the World Tree for a bunch of unfamiliar terms that appeared in the video just now.
Examples include Yin-Yang True God, Honkai, and Giants.
However, she naturally couldn't find any records about these things; the World Tree only recorded events in this world.
With no results from her search, she had no choice but to give up. Perhaps it was something from another world.
[Dartaria: System, isn't it time to give out the reward?]
[Woman: Yes, you can't be biased.]
[Skiptrace: Don't be a sore loser!]
People from other countries immediately complained, "This is bad, there's more to it than that."
[Kaeya: I remember that the Great Sage and his group were turned from rewards into punishments because of their extreme emotional fluctuations. Do you really want to try it?]
Diluc: Just remind them what to do and make them obediently accept the punishment.
'Excessive emotional fluctuations detected in Teyvat'
Many people were delighted upon seeing this sentence.
[Ying: Evil will be punished, ma'am.]
This reward is a lottery; only the person drawn will receive the reward.
The prize is drawn by lottery.
Two large rotating discs appeared in the light screen.
Finally, the wheel stopped at the name of "Servant" among all the executives.
The reward wheel landed on a weapon: a four-star one-handed sword, "Sea Abyss Finale".
Although there was no punishment, everyone accepted the reward, which was neither too big nor too small.
After all, the video didn't show any of the Fatui's evil deeds, so most people took it as a prank. Besides, the Fatui have cooperative relationships with most countries.
Unlike the great sage, he did not provoke public outrage.
The Fools didn't say much; that's just how capricious the system is.
'Everyone seems to be receiving too much information and is a bit tense.'
'How about watching a vacation video to relax?'
Preparing to play: "The Wind God is Assassinated, the Entire Arena is Locked Down"
Inside the West Wind Cathedral, Barbara nearly choked.
Chapter 35 Barbara: Wendy's assassination is nothing to her.
Upon seeing the video title, Wendy, who reacted the fastest, immediately slipped away from the angel's gift, also taking a glass of wine with her.
Although it's midday, people in Mondstadt always have plenty of people drinking, no matter the time of day.
Wendy stopped when she reached the windy spot, just in case; she didn't want to be exposed among a group of drunkards.
But once this identity is exposed, I probably won't be able to drink freely anymore. What a worry.
Knights of Favonius, Lord Jean's office.
Qin's expression was very solemn.
"Qin, as the seventh ruler of the mortal world, how could the Wind God be so easily ambushed? It might be a secondary creation, after all, even General Thunder cooked himself."
Lisa comforted her, saying that Qin was a good person in every way, except that she was a bit too serious.
Kaeya chimed in, "Yeah, Captain, even if it's true, we still have time to prepare, don't we?"
Qin gradually calmed down after being persuaded by everyone.
[Barbara: @ShortVideoSystem, has something really happened to Lord Barbatos?]
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