[Luminous: Noelle, you're just too insecure. With the strength you have from mining, you could easily lift him up, let alone arm wrestle.]

Paimon: Yeah, yeah, Noelle, you need to be more confident.

[Sino: ?!]

In the video.

Despite being dragged outside the city, Seno did not give up; going back would be too humiliating.

"A maid with such arm strength, no wonder she's Mondstadt, she's incredibly strong. No, I need to redeem myself in other areas."

Tinari: "What strange competitive spirit have you awakened!"

Before Tinaly could finish complaining, Seno had already found his next target.

A little girl in bright red was squatting by the river, looking somewhat troubled.

Hehe, it's you!

"Little sister, are you fishing?"

Lisa: Are you some kind of weird uncle?

[Kaeya: I suggest you don't do that. After all, the Knights aren't just sitting around doing nothing, especially this Spark Knight.]

[Sino: A knight title at such a young age? No wonder he's from Mondstadt, incredibly strong...]

[Tinari: Don't repeat the same joke twice!]

Did you know there are four ways to fish?

Claire looked at Seno, her little head unable to understand what he was saying. Why do you have to fish with a hook? That's so slow!

"Tch, a bouncing bomb."

He fried more than a dozen fish at once, and as a result, he was arrested on the spot by Qin.

Tina couldn't stand it anymore. "Alright, alright, let's go back."

Sino was still unconvinced, "I actually ran into someone who was frying fish (let me explain the joke, it's a double entendre). Since things have come to this, I have no choice but to use my special skill to win back some ground in terms of lame jokes!"

Tinaari nearly went crazy upon hearing the words "lazy joke." If embarrassment could be carved out of castles during the entire Wind Flower Festival, he would already own several Casazale Palaces by now.

Seno saw the princess and Oz at the bridgehead and explained his purpose to them.

Oz spoke first, "I am a bird with thunder, so am I?"

"Thunderbird?"

"sparrow!"

That's it, I even lost with lame jokes.

[Fischl: Hahahaha, as expected of my squire, you easily defeated the Grand Disciplinary Officer of Sumeru. Well done!]

Oz: You flatter me, Miss.

Zhongli: This joke is actually quite funny.

[Furina: Hahahaha, sparrow! Thunderbird? Sparrow!]

[Sino: As expected of a Mondstadt native, incredibly fierce...]

[Tinari: Couldn't you have said something different?!]

[Ying: We're completely done for. Now all we have left is the Seven Sages Summoning.]

[Erhesen: Isn't that even worse?]

Paimon: Right, after all, Seno got so badly beaten that he doesn't dare take any more orders from Mondstadt anymore.

In the video.

Sino: "Now that things have come to this, I have no choice but to unleash my ultimate move, the Seven Sages Summoning!"

"Can you please stop messing around?"

"Xiao Ti, I'm losing like crazy all day long. If this keeps up, I'm really going to become a crazy loser."

"It's quite good, it has a lot of depth to it."

Seno slapped Tinari hard on the shoulder. "Little Tinari, don't underestimate my resolve to summon the Seven Saints! This is a pride I cannot back down from!"

He grabbed Tina's trouser leg, "Just one game, just one win and I'll leave! Please trust me!"

Tina sighed helplessly, "Well, alright, I believe in you, you have to win."

"Ok!"

Seno walked confidently toward the boy feeding pigeons at the bridgehead.

Chapter 45 A Mouth That Even the God of Fire Can't Melt

"Hey kid, do you know how to play Seven Sages Summoning?"

Tinari: "Playing with children? Where's your pride?!"

[Tinari: Seno, I misjudged you. Is this what you call pride?]

[Ying: Teacher Xiaoti, don't rush, I think this kid has the makings of a card master]

[Paimon: What the heck is this "Gambit" pose...?]

[Kaeya: Tinari, you're underestimating Timmy. This kid is Mondstadt's first Legendary player to reach Rank 10.]

Timmy: Hehe

[Sino: Level 10?! My Seven Sages' Summoning Souls are already burning, let's go to Mondstadt now!]

[Elhesen: Big Crazy sent a message, we still have things to do]

As expected, Seno suffered a crushing defeat in the Seven Sages Summoning, making his Mondstadt trip a truly humiliating end.

Wendy: Oh dear, this is going to be difficult!

[Sino: I understand. There's something wrong with the deck in the video. I'll take another look. Elheisen, wait for me in Ormos Port for two days.]

[Erhesen: You're not kidding, are you?]

[Tinari: I don't think he's joking]

The video screen is black.

A string of subtitles was displayed.

'Sino's Dao Heart was shattered; the only hard part of his body left was his mouth.'

The screen appears.

In a tavern in Sumeru, a guest arrived from afar.

She went straight to the table where Seno and Cavie were sitting.

"Hello, my name is Coral Palace Xin Hai."

"Hello, I am Saino from Jingshan Palace."

The person being tortured has changed to Kavi. "Um, you don't have to force a name if it's not long enough."

[Tinari: I am finally free]

The first thing Sino said to Xin Hai was about playing cards. He had been beaten badly by Timmy and was looking to get revenge on Xin Hai.

"I've long heard that Miss Xinhai is incredibly wise and intelligent, and she's also the champion of the Seven Saints Summoning of Inazuma."

Xin Hai: "It sounds like I'm swearing."

As the host, Kavi quickly pulled Seno back, not wanting him to steer the conversation astray, "Hey, stop it, Xinhai is here to have fun, please don't get her involved in playing cards."

Xin Hai: "Well, it's not impossible to fight."

Sino took over the conversation, expressing his understanding with a sigh, "That's true. After all, it wouldn't be good if word got out that the Inazuma Champion came to Sumeru and then 'lost' to the Sumeru Champion."

Kavi smoothed things over, saying, "That's right, we should think more about Miss Xinhai."

[Coral Palace Heart Sea: Your two attempts at provocation are rather clumsy]

[Paimon: Exactly, Seno, you're not trying to get revenge on Xin Hai, are you?]

[Funinga: After all, it would be too embarrassing to lose to a child.]

[Sino: It's only human nature to challenge the strong, isn't it?]

[D'Artagnan: I agree with that]

[Arataki Kazuto: I agree, it's only interesting when you challenge strong opponents]

[Kuki Shinobu: Boss, you were bullying the kid with a big Hercules bug the other day.]

[Ying: This one's even more heavyweight, you Dou-ge.]

Kavi tried to steer the conversation back on track, "Anyway, let's talk about everyday things today."

He handed the tea and snacks to Xin Hai, "Excuse me, Miss Xin Hai, what are your hobbies?"

"Hehe, I usually just read books and stuff..."

Sino grinned wryly, "Oh~ you like 'books'~."

"Strictly speaking, they are all ancient military strategies and such."

"Oh~~ old~~ book~~ ah."

Sino's mouth was getting more and more crooked, and even Kavi couldn't stand it anymore. "That's enough, you idiot!"

He turned to comfort Xinhai, "Miss Xinhai, that's not what Seno meant."

Sei Nuo pressed his advantage, "It seems Miss Xin Hai must have a lot of 'books'."

"I think that's exactly what he meant! *cough cough* I usually share it with others after I read it..."

"So Miss Xin Hai was afraid of having too many 'books'..."

Kavi finally snapped, grabbing Sino's collar and roaring, "If you dare utter another word about books, I'll tear your mouth off!"

[Coral Palace Heart Sea: Mr. Seno is as humorous as ever]

[Sino: So, you've finally grasped the charm of corny jokes, Miss Xinhai?]

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