Courtyard House: She got anxious when He Yushui wasn't licked.

The three aunties were taking such good care of Qin Huairu's three children, so naturally they couldn't be doing it for nothing. They cooked for her here so she could eat at home and save a meal, and they also got Qin Huairu's thanks. It was a win-win situation.

Banggeng, carrying a bag of pebbles in his pocket, dodged people all the way to the backyard.

In front of Wang Lin's house, Banggeng looked around like a thief, afraid of being discovered.

Actually, the stick-shaped design is completely unnecessary.

Besides Jia Banggeng, it seems there's no one else in the entire compound who would dare to break someone's window, which shows how special Jia Banggeng is in the compound.

Inside Wang Lin's room, he was already awake. Looking at the real-time monitoring alerts, Wang Lin had already guessed what that little bastard Jia Banggeng was up to.

Break Wang Lin's windows!

Wang Lin retrieved a black talisman with the character for "misfortune" written on it from the warehouse. He planned to use the talisman on Jia Banggeng. The talisman transformed into a black light, passed through the room, and arrived in front of Jia Banggeng, instantly entering Jia Banggeng's body.

Jia Banggeng drew his bow and aimed at Wang Lin's window, saying fiercely, "I'll teach you to report my grandma and my mom!"

Just as he was about to let go, Jia Banggeng felt an itch in his nose. He sneezed, and accidentally the slingshot hit his crotch. Instantly, the pain made Jia Banggeng roll on the ground, crying out, "Ouch! Grandma! Mom! My balls hurt!"

Wang Lin felt a chill run down his spine as he watched the surveillance footage, and gave Jia Banggeng a thumbs-up from afar, saying, "This kid, I think he's been ruthless since he was a child! Ruthless like a criminal.

The bad luck charm only lasts for one hour, and Jia Banggeng's nightmare has only just begun.

After rolling around for a while, Jia Banggeng got up. He had just stood up and was about to do something naughty again when he drew his bow and aimed. A bird flew by and dropped a dung ball directly on Jia Banggeng's face, right in front of his eyes. The stench made Jia Banggeng want to vomit.

Two consecutive failures did not dampen Jia Banggeng's enthusiasm; on the contrary, he became more courageous with each setback. He once again drew his bow to its fullest extent, his hatred for Wang Lin like a drawn bow, fully extended.

"collapse!"

The slingshot couldn't withstand the strong pull and broke, the rubber band of the slingshot rebounding and hitting Jia Banggeng in the face.

"Ouch...it hurts!"

The dog covered its face and howled, looking just like a dag that had been beaten up!

After recovering, Banggeng looked at the broken slingshot and immediately said with regret, "I should have known better than to pull it so hard."

Even without his tools, Bang Geng didn't give up. He found a larger rock and prepared to launch a close-range attack. He refused to believe that smashing a window was that difficult.

Closer!

Get a little closer!

Banggeng held up the stone, intending to throw it, but he overlooked the fact that a spot under his feet was already frozen. As soon as he stepped on it, his foot slipped, and he instantly lost control and fell down.

"boom!"

His buttocks made intimate contact with the icy ground, causing Bang Geng to grimace in pain, his face contorted in agony, but he stubbornly endured the pain without daring to cry out.

Wang Lin was laughing so hard watching the live monitor in his room. This guy was so persistent; he had already broken Wang Lin's window twice.

Chapter 27 Huaihua comes to lure the two sisters away, but they pretend not to hear.

Jia Banggeng raised his hand to wipe away the tears from the corner of his eyes. As he looked at the blue sky and white clouds and was trying to encourage himself to "be a man," a bird flew by and a fresh clump of bird droppings landed directly on his mouth.

If once is an accident, then twice must have been intentional.

"Could it be that Grandma was right? There's something evil in this yard!"

Under the cultural influence of Jia Zhangshi, Jia Banggeng knew a little about shamanistic practices. Now, recalling the two times he was hit by bird droppings, he felt that the courtyard was somewhat unclean, with gusts of cold wind blowing.

Once he started thinking about it, his mind was flooded like a burst dam, and Jia Banggeng couldn't help but let his thoughts wander.

The more he thought about it, the more uneasy and frightened he felt. Jia Banggeng got up, no longer caring about taking revenge on Wang Lin, and ran straight back to the front yard.

Just as he ran home, Banggeng reached out and pushed the door, but couldn't budge it. So he used all his strength to push it open, and the door opened in an instant, causing him to fall flat on his face again!

The three women quickly pulled Banggeng up. Smelling something, they pinched their noses and asked, "Banggeng, why do you smell so bad? Did you forget to wipe yourself after using the toilet?"

Banggeng was embarrassed, and he retorted angrily, "You're the one who doesn't wipe your butt after using the toilet! I'm covered in bird poop!"

"Is it really bird poop?" The third aunt was skeptical. Seeing the white, foul-smelling marks on Bang Geng's mouth, she suspected that Bang Geng had eaten poop!

Suspicion aside, even if Bang Geng really does eat shit, it has nothing to do with his three aunts.

Because the three aunts had to go back to cook for their families before they could come to Qin Huairu's place to cook for the children, they had to leave the children alone in the house.

Jia Banggeng washed his face with water in the yard, rinsed his mouth, and smelled himself to make sure he didn't smell bad before returning to the house.

As soon as he entered the house, Jia Banggeng said to his two younger sisters, "Don't go to that small courtyard by the back door unless you have to. I feel it's not very clean."

After listening to her brother's words, Huaihua, having learned a little about feudal superstition from Jia Zhangshi's years of cultural influence, thought that children love to have wild ideas. If Jia Banggeng said that, then that place must be very evil.

Unable to get revenge on Wang Lin, Jia Banggeng felt uneasy. Suddenly, an idea popped into his head. He looked at Huaihua and beckoned to her, saying, "Huaihua, come here. I need you to do something for me."

Huaihua crawled closer to Jia Banggeng and asked, "Brother, what do you want me to do?"

Jia Banggeng said fiercely, "Go to the backyard and lure Wang Lin's two twin sisters out. If I can't teach Wang Lin a lesson, I can at least teach those two good-for-nothings a lesson!"

"Brother, didn't you say the backyard wasn't clean? Why are you still letting me go there?" Huaihua sometimes played with Wang Baobao and Wang Beibei in the backyard, but recently Wang Lin seemed to have changed and no longer let Wang Baobao and Wang Beibei run around alone.

"It's broad daylight! It's fine! Don't be afraid!" Jia Banggeng said, but he wouldn't dare go alone again, after all, it was too eerie.

"Alright then, I'll go." Huaihua still listened to Jia Banggeng, after all, if she wanted to eat something, she had to listen to Jia Banggeng, and in the long run, she could only compromise.

"Little sister, I'll go with you." Xiao Dang got up and wanted to follow Huaihua.

"Xiao Dang, you stay in the house and let Huaihua go alone." Banggeng was worried that Xiao Dang's going would expose them.

Jia Banggeng watched as Huaihua was tricked into going to the backyard, and he smiled sinisterly, as if he were about to avenge a great grudge.

At this time, it was Wang Lin's house in the backyard.

After getting dressed, Wang Lin left the room. He noticed that his two younger sisters were still fast asleep, so he went to the living room to start a fire in the stove.

In this weather, without a stove, it's not much warmer inside than outside.

Wang Lin lit the firewood with a match, added a honeycomb briquette, and then sat down in front of the stove, silently saying, "Master, sign in."

【叮咚！礼拜天签到成功！奖励翻倍！恭喜宿主获得大团结X10、各种票X100、水果罐头X10箱、麦当劳全家桶X100、木工初级手艺卡X1、关系卡X1。】

Today's sign-in rewards are similar to the previous ones, including some food items, except that the sign-in rewards on weekends will include some cards.

Beginner Carpentry Skill Card: Using this card will grant you beginner carpentry skills without any side effects.

Relationship Card: Use this card to obtain background relationships randomly assigned by the system.

These two cards offer decent rewards, but the beginner carpentry card isn't very good, and Wang Lin didn't become a carpenter back then anyway. As for the relationship card, it's all about luck; the system randomly assigns background relationships.

"Take out a meat bun."

A steaming hot meat bun appeared out of nowhere in Wang Lin's hand.

Open your mouth and take a bite, it's delicious!

"Pick up one McDonald's family bucket."

A simple bucket of fried food appeared out of nowhere on the table.

Wang Lin picked up a chicken wing from the family bucket and looked at it. It was almost the size of a chicken leg, and there was a lot of it!

I took a bite of the chicken wing root, and mmm, it tasted just like before.

The family bucket offers a wide variety of options, suitable for sharing among three to six people. If there are too few people, they won't be able to finish it; if there are too many people, it won't be enough. The portion size is strictly controlled.

"Pot pot."

The fragrance probably lured the two sleeping mythical beasts awake, and Wang Beibei was already dressed and standing at the door.

"Beibei, come here." Wang Lin beckoned to Wang Beibei.

The baby girl ran over with a thud and stood obediently in front of Wang Lin. As for the family bucket on the table, she had no idea what it was.

Wang Lin held Wang Beibei in his arms and magically produced a steaming hot meat bun, handing it to her.

"Meat bun." Wang Beibei's eyes widened immediately. She reached out her chubby hands, took the meat bun, and started biting into it.

"Eat slowly, don't choke." Wang Lin really enjoys watching his "divine beast" eat, and he also really enjoys the feeling of feeding his "divine beast".

“Guoguo…” Wang Baobao ran out of the room, followed by Wang Zi.

Wang Lin took out another meat bun and handed it to Wang Baobao, while tossing a chicken wing from the family bucket to Wang Zi.

Although the prince is a cat, it is no ordinary cat. It caught Wang Lin's feeding in one gulp, grabbed a chicken wing, jumped onto the table, and started eating.

Although we are cats, we are also a highly intelligent species, and we must eat at the table!

The two mythical beasts ate with great relish, smacking their lips as if they were eating the most delicious food in the world.

"Baby! Beibei! Come out and play!"

The sound of locust blossoms could be heard outside the door.

"It was Huaihua who invited us to go out and play." Wang Baobao really enjoyed playing with Huaihua, since they were both girls and about the same age.

"Sister, don't play with Huaihua. Her brother Banggeng always bullies us." Wang Beibei was quite vengeful, and even when faced with the temptation of Huaihua, she still reminded her sister.

“Then let’s not play with her.” Wang Baobao nodded, ignoring Huaihua’s shouts outside.

The two sisters munched on their meat buns, completely ignoring the cries of the locust blossoms outside.

Before, I had no playmates, but now I have this adorable prince. Do you think you, Huaihua, can do backflips better than a cat?

Huaihua came neither early nor late, only after Banggeng had been humiliated. It's most likely that Banggeng sent Huaihua. That kid actually knows how to use his brain, knowing to start with the people around Wang Lin.

Wang Lin said to his two younger sisters, "Be good and stay home and eat meat buns. Your brother is going out to have some fun."

Wang Beibei, despite her young age, wisely reminded him, "Brother, Huaihua is definitely up to no good. Don't pay any attention to her."

Wang Lin reached out and pinched Wang Beibei's cheek, saying irritably, "Just eat your food properly. Look, you've got oil all over your hands. You can't smear it on your clothes; it's hard to wash off."

Wang Beibei looked at her hands, pouted, and said in a very cute way, "I didn't eat oil all over my hands, you're lying."

Wang Lin smiled but didn't say anything; he had been lying to her all along.

In this day and age, there are no washing machines; washing clothes is all done by hand.

On such a cold day, Wang Lin didn't want to touch cold water, because this awful weather not only made his hands and feet freeze!

Chapter 28: Stick falls into the toilet, He Yuzhu vomits with him.

Huaihua listened carefully to the sounds inside. When she saw that the two sisters, Wang Baobao and Wang Beibei, had not come out, she thought that her voice was too soft, so she shouted loudly again, "Baobao, Beibei, it's me, Huaihua."

The door moved and opened.