Teyvat: Girls who sell comics, please have some self-respect.

Teyvat: Girls who sell comics, please have some self-respect.

Author: Clear Glazed Snow

Summary:

This book is also known as: [The Harem King of Teyvat], [The Story of a Comic Book Shop Owner's Slacking Off]...

Upon transmigrating to the world of Teyvat, Su Han obtained the Multiverse Comic System, which allows him to earn rewards simply by selling comics...

Su Han: Cough cough...Miss, I swear to God, I'm just a comic book seller...

Yae no Miko: I don't care, update Fox Spirit Matchmaker now!! And also, save our Inazuma...

Jean: Do Noble Phantasms really exist in this world? I want to become Saber!!! To save Mondstadt from fire and water!

Liu Yun Borrows the Wind True Lord: Su Han, do you want a wife?! Hurry up and update Under One Person... I'll give you a wife.

Nasida: Waaaaah... Comics are my only form of entertainment, Boss Su, please update soon...

Fryna: Will I also protect my knight? Mr. Su Han...

Chapter 1 The Golden Finger Arrives: The Multiverse Comic System (New Book, Please Add to Your Collection)

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"Hey Su Han, Su Han. What happened to that dramatic story you told me last time?"

"If Bu Jingyun, who has lost an arm, wears the Qilin Arm, can he transform into a Qilin?"

"And what about Nie Feng?"

"What happened to the final battle between the Sword Saint and Xiong Ba?"

On the stone table in the backyard of the Hall of Rebirth in Liyue.

The 77th generation head of the hall, Hu Tao, rested her chin on her hands, a far cry from her usual mischievous self, and sat quietly in her chair, waiting for the story to continue.

Looking into those beautiful, curious plum blossom eyes, Su Han took a sip of tea and said helplessly, "Master, I haven't gone out to solicit clients for three days. Is this really okay? If we keep slacking off like this, the Hall of Rebirth will never be able to usher in a new era."

"Hey, clients and such can be brought in sooner or later, but your story is really interesting. I even feel like you're wasting your talents here. It's a pity Xingqiu isn't home recently, otherwise, I'm afraid there would be one more person urging you to tell your story. Don't you think so, Zhongli?"

Hu Tao didn't care about any clients at all, and instead asked Zhong Li, the guest minister who was also slacking off next to her.

Upon hearing the hall master's question, Zhongli put down his tea and leisurely echoed, "What the hall master says is absolutely right. Guest Master Su's stories are always so interesting and moving. I would also like to hear what the duel between the Sword Saint and Xiong Ba was like."

As long as he can slack off, Zhongli is willing to do anything.

Su Han tried to change the subject and quickly said, "But as far as I know, Zhong Li, you haven't been able to attract any clients for half a month."

Unexpectedly, his actions were immediately seen through by Hu Tao: "Hey, Su Han, don't interrupt. Do you want your monthly allowance? If you do, tell me a story, or I'll punish you by making you clean coffins today."

"Fine, whatever."

The boss has already told him to slack off, so what can he say? Su Han shrugged and resigned himself to his fate. The boss is leading the way in slacking off, so what can he say?

Just as Su Han was about to speak, a mechanical voice rang out from the depths of his mind.

[Ding! Congratulations! You have obtained the Multiverse Comic System. It is currently binding!]

[Notification: Your account has been successfully linked!]

Multiverse Comic System?

My cheat code has arrived?

Su Han was overjoyed. He never expected that after three months of transmigrating to the Teyvat world, he would finally get his cheat code.

Three months ago, Su Han was just an ordinary office worker on Earth, leading a boring life, going back and forth between two points every day, with playing Genshin Impact at night being his only way to relieve stress.

A fantastical world, a touching story, beautiful female characters, and most importantly, freebies—it perfectly suited his needs.

However, due to the appearance of Palu, Su Han got carried away again and ended up playing too much, which resulted in him waking up in the Teyvat world.

Whether it was good or bad luck, Su Han arrived in Dihua Island in Liyue and was immediately chased by Hilichurls. Fortunately, he encountered the Thousand Rock Army training nearby, which saved his life.

Later, in order to make a living, Su Han took the initiative to apply for a position as a guest elder at the Hall of Rebirth after a selection process, and that's how he settled down.

After all, other places are not only difficult to get by in, but Su Han also doesn't understand some of the professional skills. But the Hall of Rebirth is different; all he needs to do is keep the hall master happy and everything will be fine.

Although Su Han was an ordinary person on Earth, he became extraordinary in the world of Teyvat.

With his novel sales techniques and his experiences on Earth, Su Han completely won over Liyue's customers. In the first month alone, he secured sixteen impressive clients.

Hu Tao and Lao Meng were amazed by his talent. When Su Han was bored, he would often chat and drink tea with Zhong Li. After all, it would be a shame not to have a good relationship with the Rock King in Liyue. Over time, the two became friends.

Su Han thought he would live a plain and uneventful life, but then his cheat system arrived. Now that he had the system, he was no longer going to slack off.

After regaining consciousness, Su Han quickly recited the mantra in his mind.

"System, please introduce yourself."

"Yes, host. This system is the [Multiverse Comic System], which is an entertainment-oriented system. But don't worry, host, this system is very powerful. As long as you sell enough comics, you can get various rewards from the comics."

As system privileges are increased, even more features will be unlocked!

"Given that the story of 'Storm Riders' mentioned earlier is a low-level martial arts story, this system can generate a comic from it for free. Would you like to generate it?"

Su Han was extremely puzzled upon hearing this, and he asked in his mind, "Couldn't we just create Fengyun Comics directly?"

"Yes, host. The original Fengyun comic belongs to the Shenwu version, while the one you described belongs to the TV series Wuxia version. The current system permissions do not support you in generating high-end comics."

"Alright then, generate it directly!"

After understanding the situation, Su Han realized that it was due to insufficient permissions.

However, even in the TV series version of the Fengyun comic, there are still many treasures!

Wind God Leg.

Heavenly Frost Fist.

The three parts return to their origin.

Sword Twenty-Three.

A peerless sword.

Regardless of which one it is, even in the world of Teyvat, it would be a top-tier treasure!

Just as Su Han was lost in thought, Hu Tao beside him grew impatient. Her face hardened, and she said angrily, "Su Han, stop daydreaming! I told you, if you don't tell me a story, I'll make you clean coffins as punishment. I'm not kidding!"

Hu Tao thought Su Han was trying to stall for time by spacing out, but to her surprise, Su Han came back to his senses and said with a smile, "Master, I have something even more fun here. Would you like to take a look?"

"No, I only want to hear the story of Feng Yun! This tactic of diverting attention won't work on me a second time!"

Upon hearing about something even more fun, Hu Tao was initially delighted, but then instantly became wary, because she remembered the time Su Han stood her up.

Although Su Han's combat strength was pitiful, he was incredibly cunning. Many merchants were fooled by him, and even she, the extremely intelligent hall master, was deceived several times.

So now, Hu Tao only wants to hear stories of the wind and clouds; as for anything else that's more interesting, Hu Tao won't listen to a thing!

Seeing this, Su Han laughed heartily and said, "It's like this, Hall Master. Mine is also part of Fengyun! But it's not me explaining it; it's a series of colorful pictures that I call comics. Would you like to take a look?"

"Oh? A comic book. Sounds interesting." Hu Tao's curiosity was piqued again, but she quickly regained her composure. "A comic book project must be a huge undertaking. You're not planning to give it to me a month from now, are you? Hmph. I knew you were trying to stall. Let me tell you, no way! Either you tell me now, or you go clean your coffin! Those are the only two options."

Hu Tao really wanted to read the comic, but then she thought about it and realized that drawing so many pictures would be a huge amount of work. Making her wait for months would be worse than killing her. Hu Tao couldn't wait that long.

Knowing that Hu Tao was worried about him standing her up, Su Han reminded her, "No need to wait, all we need is blank paper. How about that?"

No need to wait? That's great news!

Hu Tao's eyes lit up, and she almost jumped up with excitement. She quickly said, "Really? Wait here, I'll find you some blank paper right away."

After standing up, Hu Tao ran to the study and grabbed a handful of high-quality white paper. Hu Tao usually used this paper to practice calligraphy, but those in the know understood that the head of the hall couldn't sit still, so the white paper had been left to collect dust. Now it was just the right time to put it to use.

"Here, a hundred sheets, is that enough?"

When Hu Tao returned, she slammed a large stack of papers onto the table.

Su Han glanced at it and nodded, saying, "Wait a moment."

The fact that I possess a system cannot be made public, so it needs to be kept secret. As for whether Zhongli knows about it, it's not that important, since everyone has their own secrets.

Just like if the other party is an emperor, even if you know it, you won't make it public.

Su Han took the paper back to his room and started printing. The system was very versatile, but it really couldn't print without paper.

[Do you print Fengyun comics?]

[The current comic version is: The TV series "Storm Riders" version!]

Printing requires Morphin and white paper!

Currently, only Volume 1 and Volume 2 can be printed.

"Print!"

[Note: In progress.]

A blue progress bar appeared quickly, and in the time it takes to take a sip of water, two colorful comic books, still smelling of ink, were born.

The cover is made of cardboard, with a poster of Feng Yun on it, along with a commentary by the clay Buddha.

Left side: A golden carp is no ordinary fish in a pond.

Right side: When the wind and clouds meet, the dragon transforms.

Su Han flipped through it and saw that it was basically a comic book version of the TV series footage. He couldn't help but sigh inwardly, "As expected of a true system, such exquisite comics would be a masterpiece even on Earth."

Now that Hu Tao has a comic book, Su Han naturally won't forget Zhong Li; his personal safety depends entirely on this old man.

After printing two more copies, Su Han took the comic book out. It was the first time Hu Tao had ever seen such a beautifully illustrated book, and she snatched it away the moment she saw the cover.

"Wow, this is a comic? It's so beautiful, it even smells of ink. Su Han, are you an immortal? How can you turn a blank sheet of paper into a drawing?"

"This is probably due to my innate superhuman strength."

Su Han made up an excuse.

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