Genshin Impact, My Villain System Is a Bit Abnormal

"No way!" Amber glared at Jiang Ning indignantly. "You, you don't understand the feelings between girls."

Jiang Ning was delighted; he understood the feelings between girls all too well.

There are four people in one dorm room, four different group chats, and then there are superficial sisters—it's just too much.

However, Jiang Ning said, "Um, is it possible that you all have this pass and can come into my Dust Song Pot at any time...?"

More and more people are now possessing the Dust Song Pot Passport, and Jiang Ning is preparing to upgrade it.

For example, the system-certified version, which is bound to one person for life, eliminates the danger of it being lost and picked up by someone else.

Upon hearing this, the three women fell silent, a subtle light flickering in their eyes.

Jiang Ning said, "Don't tell me you didn't think of this."

"Um, cough, what do you want to eat tonight? I'll go buy it," Amber said.

Yura said, "Um, could you buy me some dandelion bar..."

"Okay, Barbara, what about you?"

"Spicy food is fine..."

"Hey, hey, hey, don't change the subject."

Jiangning was relentless.

"No girl will like you if you keep digging into every little detail!"

Yura glared at Jiang Ning.

Jiang Ning revealed a sly smile: "Excuse me, I'm not very talented. Senior Sister Gan Yu and Senior Sister Shen He are already mine, and then Sister Ning Guang and Ke Qing also have designs on me... It seems like the Traveler's gaze towards me is also strange. But really, Yura, didn't you keep a whole little notebook of grudges? Feel free to spend your whole life taking revenge."

"I'm going to kill you!"

Yura, embarrassed and annoyed, stretched out her long, jade-like leg and kicked at Jiang Ning.

Jiang Ning dodged directly and made a face at Yura.

After Jiang Ning's outburst, Yura and the other two felt a bit better.

Amber went out to buy things, Yura didn't want to go out, and as for Barbara...

"Are you being harassed again?"

Yura crossed her arms and looked at Barbara.

Barbara looked troubled: "Well, it's not exactly harassment, it's just that everyone's been a bit too enthusiastic..."

Yura frowned: "It's that Albert again? That unemployed bum?"

"Who?"

Jiang Ning was curious.

Yura said, "That guy named Albert claims to be a huge fan of Barbara, but he's actually a stalker."

"I don't have a proper job, but I'm using my parents' money to chase after celebrities here."

"Also, his idol worship has really bothered Barbara. He's even followed her to her home several times. He's always sneaking around outside the church. She's told off more than once, but since he hasn't committed any crimes, the Knights of Favonius can't do anything about it."

“…That’s really perverted,” Jiang Ning said.

"Should we just make him disappear?"

Heureia burst out, looking fierce yet somewhat adorable.

"No, no, it's not that bad... Let me do it."

Jiang Ning suddenly had a rather interesting idea.

135. The Massacre of Albert

The next day, Barbara went to church as usual, pretending that nothing had happened, while Jiang Ning stayed outside the church.

Albert was easy to find, because he was the only one sneaking around outside the church, peering inside.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Seeing Albert's face pressed against the glass with his butt sticking out, Jiang Ning kicked him to the ground without any mercy, then looked at Albert in front of him and laughed.

"Hey! What are you doing!"

Albert made a little black noise, rubbing his bottom and grimacing as he looked at Jiang Ning.

Oh no, it hurts so much! It must be swollen up by now.

Jiang Ning took out his broom and said:

"Sorry, I was just cleaning and you were blocking my way, so I asked you to move aside."

"Cleaning... Ah, you must be the new cleaner. Hello, I'm Albert, or you can call me the number one fan and part-time president of Barbara's fan club!"

Albert pointed to himself and said.

Jiang Ning: “…”

He looked at his attire with some suspicion. Something was wrong. He was wearing a Liyue Taoist robe, and then there was his highly recognizable white hair and youthful appearance...

No, Albert really is oblivious to everything around him?

The whole of Mondstadt knows about his image, and the higher-ups are telling their own people to avoid him.

The other people in Mondstadt were also afraid of offending him, and they mostly spoke to him in a gentle and amicable manner...

Doesn't Albert know?

No wonder Yura said that Albert had gone mad.

"Yes, that's right, I'm new here."

Jiang Ning simply accepted the identity.

"So, my friend, would you be interested in getting to know the unparalleled and most beautiful idol, Miss Barbara?"

When Albert spoke of Barbara, he spoke with the same reverence that Barbara had shown to Barbatos.

"...No, I just want to work."

Jiang Ning suppressed a laugh.

Albert panicked: "No, don't go! Let me tell you, Barbara is the best in the world, and there are many benefits to joining our Barbara fan club..."

Albert went on and on, and then Jiang Ning said:

"So... you are the legendary Mr. Albert?"

Albert said with a hint of pride, "It seems my name has spread throughout Mondstadt? That's right, I am Barbara's number one fan, Mr. Albert!"

Then he looked at Jiang Ning and said, "Look at you, so young, what are you doing doing nothing but cleaning? Let me tell you, there's no future in this. Learn from me, I've already become the head of an organization."

Jiang Ning stroked his chin: "But I think I have a lot of potential."

Cleaning up, look, this artillery fire washing the ground, cleaning up the battlefield, it's practically cleaning up too.

"No, no, no, come to our support group. You have the most potential. Look at me, I'm so young, yet I'm already famous throughout Mondstadt."

Jiang Ning pondered for a moment: "Are you referring to the reputation of Mr. Albert, who is young and physically healthy but stays at home sponging off his parents and doing nothing, obsessed with chasing stars to the point of madness, causing Barbara great distress and making the nun think of him as a pervert?"

Albert's smug face froze instantly.

He was so angry that his face turned red, and he started shouting and arguing back.

Phrases like "Can idol worship be called obsession?" and "What I did wasn't neglecting my duties, it was promoting love and hope" were used.

The air was instantly filled with a joyful atmosphere.

After saying a lot, Albert, who didn't exercise much, was panting heavily and, quite unconvinced, asked fiercely:

"So what about you? What are you doing here? There are so many jobs, why did you choose to clean?"

Jiang Ning said, "Well...you might not believe it, but actually, I work here because of my girlfriend...it's convenient to pick her up from get off work. Also, my family is actually quite wealthy, so this is a way for me to experience life...you see, the nun said I have to spend a week simply sweeping this corridor, which is not easy."

Albert was silent for a moment, then laughed: "Are you dreaming? A rich kid experiencing life? I wouldn't even dare to do that in my wildest dreams."

He didn't know the rich young people in Mondstadt personally, but he did recognize their names and appearances. He didn't recognize the person in front of him.

Albert sat down next to Jiang Ning. Since Miss Barbara would be leaving early anyway, and he had nothing else to do, he decided to expose this guy!

Hmph, he dared to slander my great cause just now.

"I don't believe you! I want to see if you're lying, and I want to see who this girlfriend you're talking about really is!"

Most of the nuns in the church were older and married. The only one of similar age was Miss Barbara, but his girlfriend was Miss Barbara.

Having such a thought is a desecration of Miss Barbara!

"Um, no need, my girlfriend will be angry." Jiang Ning showed just the right amount of nervousness and helplessness.

This only strengthened Albert's conviction: this guy was definitely faking it! Hmph, daring to say that about me, I'll give him a piece of my mind!

Albert became even more excited and said directly, "It's okay, I'll wait here."

Jiang Ning panicked: "Really, I'm doing this for your own good. If you see my girlfriend, it will cause you a lot of inconvenience."

Yeah, I'm afraid you'll start to question the meaning of life.

Albert became even more smug: "Hmph, I'm going to wait no matter what you say. Don't leave. If you leave, that's dereliction of duty, and I'll report you!"

Then, Jiang Ning pretended to be aggrieved and stayed to the side.

Albert is so smug, this rich kid is even out experiencing life! Would a rich kid care about a cricket's complaint?

I, Albert, am a stroke of genius.

Behind a large tree not far away, Amber, Yura, and Heureya were watching Jiang Ning's side.

Seeing Jiang Ning completely fooling Albert, he couldn't help but chuckle.

"It's so miserable."

Amber said.

Yura snorted: "Who told this guy to go so far? If I hadn't taught him a lesson last time, he really would have followed Barbara to her house."

"During that period, Barbara was really terrified. She didn't dare to go home and stayed in the Knights of Favonius' dormitory or the church's dormitory."