Sever all possible ties and isolate everyone in one fell swoop!
In this way, when faced with any crisis such as expulsion or demerit in the future, these classmates will definitely be motivated to concentrate their firepower on kicking him while he's down, greatly increasing his chances of successfully expelling.
Furthermore, there were reasons why Bai Lan chose the salted fish eye as her "crime target."
Bai Lan's intuition told her that there seemed to be something dangerous hidden in those seemingly ordinary, salty eyes.
He felt that this snake with the salty eyes resembled the giant viper he had encountered in the Amazon rainforest, but seemed even more dangerous.
This guy probably shouldn't be in a place like this.
Therefore, Bai Lan decided to test the other party.
If the other party is truly a dangerous individual, Bai Lan can "die together" with him without any qualms.
3. Ayanokoji Kiyotaka: I'm a quiet, reserved person, the very ordinary kind.
Bai Lan looked up and asked, "Are you sure this is your seat?"
Salty Fish Eyes: "It's mine."
Bai Lan: "Your position was good, but it belongs to me now."
Upon hearing this, Salty Fish Eyes didn't get excited, but simply asked, "I'd like to know, how would an average person react to this kind of seat-grabbing situation?"
Bai Lan: "What should I do? If it were me, I definitely wouldn't be able to stand it."
come on!
Reveal your true nature!
Go ahead and unleash your fury!
The best course of action is to have a fight!
Make a big fuss about it.
Then, let's all get expelled!
In addition, in the "choose one of two" advance reward, Bai Lan chose [Unrivaled Body].
Although luck is important, Bai Lan feels that real strength gives people a greater sense of security than illusory luck.
Moreover, he devised many plans to drop out of school, and many of these plans required a strong physique to complete.
Having a strong body makes dropping out of school much easier.
Putting everything else aside, his dozens of plans to drop out of school inevitably involve things that would incite hatred, and doing too much of that could easily get him into trouble.
Although he had developed fairly good skills during his years of wandering around.
But it is said that this school recruits all kinds of geniuses, and there may also be "fighting" geniuses among them.
I'm afraid that after offending someone, I won't be able to fight them.
If he gets beaten up and ends up in the hospital, causing him to miss his academic exams and then drop out of school because he fails them, his "unbeatable luck" will be gone!
Bai Lan, sixteen years old, is afraid of school violence.
With [Unlimited Body], things are different.
With the blessing of [Overlord Body], he felt like a little superman. Even if he couldn't win, at least he wouldn't end up in the hospital or miss his exams.
Okay, then it's alright...
At the age of sixteen, I was afraid that the school was not violent enough.
Let's fight!
As a result, Bai Lan's expectations were dashed.
Salty Fish Eyes remained perfectly calm: "Since that's the case, then I can't stand it either, but then what?"
Bai Lan: "And then what?"
Salty Fish Eyes: "What should I do after I can't take it anymore?"
Bai Lan: ? ? ?
Looking at the other person, who seemed to be arriving in this world for the first time and knew nothing about it.
Bai Lan felt like she had punched cotton.
Bai Lan sighed: "What's your name? Where did you come from, you monster? Is this your first time taking human form and walking among humans?"
Salty Fish Eyes: "My name is Ayanokouji Kiyotaka. I'm an ordinary high school student, but I didn't have many friends in the past and I'm not very good at interacting with people."
Bai Lan: "Normal or whatever... never mind, Xiao Lu, I'm actually doing this for your own good."
Ayanokouji tilted his head: "Ayanokouji? What do you mean by 'for my own good'?"
"This position is not suitable for you."
"Huh? What does that mean?" Ayanokouji looked completely bewildered.
Bai Lan: "I figured it out a long time ago, you're actually a repressed pervert."
Ayanokoji: "You noticed that? But what's this 'closet pervert'?"
Bai Lan: "It's like you bought a very expensive pair of underwear and wore it. It's something you shouldn't show off, but you can't resist the urge to flaunt it. You keep accidentally peeking out a corner of it, worried about being seen, yet also worried that no one will see it..."
Ayanokouji still looked bewildered.
Bai Lan: "To put it bluntly: you think you're actually very powerful, but you also feel 'I'm too strong and need to be sealed,' so you want to pretend you're an ordinary person. But in reality, you're unwilling to be alone and can't help but deliberately reveal clues from time to time that 'I'm not ordinary, I'm actually very strong.' You're worried about being discovered as extraordinary as you are, but you're also worried that you'll seem too ordinary and others won't be able to perceive your extraordinary qualities..."
Ayanokouji felt that what the other person said seemed to make sense, but she didn't want to admit that she was "not ordinary," and was about to reject this statement...
Bai Lan: "Don't be shy, your thoughts are very ordinary!"
Upon hearing Bai Lan acknowledge his "ordinary" nature, Ayanokouji nodded subconsciously: "Yes, you're right, I'm a bit of a closet pervert, but also quite ordinary."
Then, Bai Lan, with an arrogant and knowledgeable look, said, "However, being just right is just ordinary, but being too ordinary is 'extraordinary'."
Your expression and demeanor are already quite 'ordinary'.
A corner location will make you even more ordinary, making you stand out from the crowd.
It's like this: if you get a very average score on a test, that's average. But if you get the same score on every test, that's not average at all!
"Huh? Isn't that unusual? Like, getting 50 points in all subjects, just barely passing or something."
"Ridiculous! I deliberately scored 44 points five times to fool my family so I wouldn't get into this weird school, and you 'coincidentally' scored the same five times. Anyone with eyes can see you're nitpicking, right? How is it ordinary?"
"Is that so?" Ayanokouji asked thoughtfully, then asked, "You seem to be an expert on 'ordinary,' so how am I supposed to be a good ordinary, repressed pervert?"
"You've come to the right person!" Bai Lan smiled confidently: "I am indeed just an ordinary expert!"
After all, I am too sunny and too dazzling, so I really need to use this 'normal' attribute in the edge position to neutralize my brilliance.
As for you, you are already quite dull and lackluster, but if you sit in this marginal corner, you will become so dull that you turn black, as black as a black hole, and you will become conspicuous.
Therefore, I'm switching places with you, reducing your "average" level from excessively average to closer to "average-level." Be grateful for my great kindness!
Ayanokouji: "Thank you, Mr. Ordinary! Mr. Ordinary, what's your name? Let me find your seat."
"My name is Bai Lan. You can call me by my name. It doesn't sound nice to call me 'ordinary teacher' or anything like that."
"Okay, thank you, Teacher Ordinary. Please continue to guide me until I become as ordinary as you are."
After saying that, Ayanokouji went to find Shirayama's location.
Bai Lan: "......"
Bai Lan felt like she had been scolded.
Sure enough, this guy is a closet pervert.
.......
A few minutes later.
"Okay, I've found the seats for the regular teachers, and we've finished changing seats. But I have a question..."
Ayanokouji sat in the seat that originally belonged to Shiraishi, turned to look at Shiraishi sitting right behind him, who was sitting in the seat that originally belonged to Ayanokouji, and said, "Wasn't your original seat right in front of mine? Your seat is also on the edge!"
Bai Lan: "Uh... things are relative. At least it's a little better than before, so it's had some effect, haha~"
As Bai Lan smiled, he suddenly remembered his original purpose.
I was clearly planning to give the whole class a hard time, so how did I suddenly end up doing a comedy routine with this brooding guy?
4. This person has a problem!
I'm done talking!
What if we develop feelings for each other while chatting?
He wants to drop out of school.
Useless emotions only add to the sadness of parting.
This is the experience Bai Lan has gained over the years.
No, I need to find another opportunity. I must give them a taste of their power today!
Thinking of this, Bai Lan's smiling face instantly turned cold.
Ayanokoji: ? ? ?
"We were having a good chat, what happened?"
The outside world is so complicated.
Even so, I still don't want to go back to the White House.
Scattered ① and put Is in three ⑨
The taste of freedom is wonderful!
Ayanokouji thought to himself.
At that moment, someone interrupted.
"What's so ordinary about sitting on the edge?"
The duo of comedians looked in the direction of the sound.
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