"Auntie...Auntie didn't ask me whether it was heads or tails, but asked me what year the coin was made."
Fang Xun: ...
This is very much like Yae no Miko.
She sets the rules of the game, and you can easily fall into her trap if you're not careful.
Even a bright child like Ningguang was fooled.
Fang Xun didn't say much, but patted Ningguang on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Society is simple; what's complicated is people..."
"It's not that we're not smart, it's that the enemy is too cunning."
The second poor soul to be tricked was Ayaka Kamisato.
Little Linghua pouted, her eyes brimming with tears, and said, "My aunt always takes back her moves when we play chess... and she even tells me to be considerate of my elders..."
Shaluo said with a wronged expression, "Brother Fangxun, Auntie said there is no light in the world... and that all your bedtime stories are fake."
One after another, the little ones complained, recounting the 'crimes' of Yae no Miko.
"This is outrageous! How could the Eighth Prince bully people like this!"
Ningguang explained weakly, "Auntie said that Brother Fang Xun finished reading his light novel in one go, so she had nothing to do but play with us."
Fang Xun immediately understood that the Eightfold Divine Child was sending him a signal.
If light novels were to remain this short, your little girls would be bullied.
"Threatening me? Do you think I'm someone who gives in easily?"
Fang Xun couldn't listen anymore; he was determined to get justice for the little ones.
So you're called Yae no Miko, huh? Bullying my little cuties?
I, Liu Huaqiang... I, Fang Xun, gave you a chance, but you were useless!
"Where is your aunt now?"
Saro noticed the detail and proactively reported, "It seems that Auntie went to Brother Fangxun's room."
Good guy,
They bullied my child and now they've even gone into my room. This is clearly a blatant provocation!
"Kids, you go back to your rooms first. I'll handle this."
After Fang Xun finished speaking, he strode up the stairs and stormed into his room.
The little ones naturally went back reassured.
They believed that Fang Xun would be able to uphold justice, given his position as the head of the family.
...
Fang Xun's room wasn't locked; you could just turn the doorknob and go in.
"I've got my hands on the fox, and even Jesus can't stop it, I'm telling you..."
Fang Xun used lines from a movie, but as he spoke, his voice gradually became softer, completely lacking the imposing presence he had before.
Because besides Yae no Miko, Gan Yu was also present in the room.
Normally, Gan Yu's presence wouldn't be a problem; she might even side with Fang Xun.
The problem is that Gan Yu is holding a token with a lightning bolt pattern engraved on it.
That was a gift that Lei Dianzhen gave Fang Xun when he watched the sunrise in Daozi.
Upon seeing the token, Fang Xun finally remembered...
Last night, while writing his light novel, he specifically took out the token to check it, but forgot to put it back in his backpack.
Gan Yu made a special trip to clean the room today and unexpectedly discovered the token.
In a way, this is a real meeting between the rain and the lightning, though separated by distance.
If things aren't handled properly, it could lead to serious problems.
Fortunately, Gan Yu was completely unaware of the token.
You could tell from her confused and bewildered expression.
In other words, only Fang Xun and Yae no Kamiko were in the know at the scene.
Fang Xun would never go looking for trouble for himself.
That leaves only Yae no Miko's attitude.
She might enjoy watching the drama unfold and deliberately stir up trouble.
They might also pretend to know nothing and quietly act as a wingman.
As for what to do, it all depends on her mood.
"Mr. Fang Xun, what were you about to say?"
"Excuse me, I didn't hear you clearly. Could you please say it again?"
Yae no Miko knew that Fang Xun had come to stand up for the little ones.
But now it seems she has the upper hand?
Mr. Fang Xun, you don't want Sister Gan Yu to know about the token, do you?
"Oh, it's nothing. I just wanted to tell you that the weather is getting cooler these days, so remember to wear more clothes and drink more hot water."
Fang Xun changed his previous aggressive demeanor and appeared gentle and considerate.
Teyvat isn't about fighting and killing, but about human relationships and social interactions.
Why can't we sit down and talk things out? Why do we always have to cause trouble?
"Is that so? Then thank you for your concern, Mr. Fang Xun." Yae no Miko nodded with a light smile.
Fang Xun continued, "Oh, by the way, Divine Child, I've finished organizing the plot for the next part of the light novel. You'll be able to see it tomorrow."
He's offering light novels in exchange for Yae no Miko.
Let's all back down and pretend nothing happened.
"Really? That would be perfect!"
For the sake of the light novel, Yae no Miko decided not to cause any trouble.
Yae no Miko looked at Gan Yu, then at Fang Xun: "You two seem to have something to say? Then I won't disturb you. Go check if the children are still crying."
Although Yae no Miko enjoys playing pranks, she can clearly distinguish between teasing and hurting people.
She was happy to maintain the status quo and continue to pretend she knew nothing about what was happening.
She waved her hand, leaving the mess for Fang Xun to handle himself.
After leaving Fang Xun's room, Yae no Miko bought some lollipops at a nearby stall and then went back to look for the little cuties.
The little ones thought that Fang Xun's words had worked, and that Yae no Miko had specially bought lollipops to apologize to them.
Children's emotions are like that; when they're angry, a little coaxing is all it takes to calm them down.
If you also offer a lollipop as an apology, the little one will not only not be angry, but will also consider you a very good friend.
At that moment, Yae no Miko, with a lollipop in her mouth, said with great surprise, "Hmm? You guys want some lollipops too?"
The little girls burst into tears.
My auntie only knows how to bully people...
Auntie is naughty...
Seeing the little girls crying from being teased, Yae no Miko laughed and said, "Alright, alright, I won't tease you anymore. These lollipops are for you."
Hearing Yae no Miko say that, the little ones stopped crying.
They lined up and obediently came to Yae no Miko to receive lollipops.
"Auntie, did you buy too many lollipops?" Ningguang looked at the bag full of lollipops and realized something was wrong.
Because there were just too many lollipops, and Fang Xun limited them to only one lollipop per day,
If you add it all up, there's simply not enough to eat.
"It's not much," Yae no Miko waved her hand dismissively.
"Because there are still apologies to be made for you next time, and the time after that."
The implication is that you'll have plenty of more times to be teased and made to cry in the future, so you might as well buy more lollipops.
The little ones suddenly realized that their lollipops weren't sweet anymore.
They were going to find Brother Fang Xun.
Aunt Yae is in great danger.
Chapter 323 We've never watched the sunrise together.
Now let's talk about Fang Xun.
After Yae no Miko left, only he and Gan Yu remained in the room.
Logically, the next part of the script should have been the two sitting face to face, with Fang Xun saying something like, "These are things you shouldn't be doing."
He then tenderly took Gan Yu's hand, checking on her to see how tired she was...
The script is perfect!
But right now, the token in Gan Yu's hand was somewhat glaring, causing Fang Xun's mind to race.
In his view, the token was like a time bomb, which could explode at any time.
The most urgent task is to get rid of the token.
“I’m currently writing a novel about Inazuma, and what you’re holding is a key prop in the plot.”
Fang Xun glanced at the token in Gan Yu's hand, then spoke with his usual calm and composed tone.
Because this is the truth, Fang Xun modified the plot of Inazuma, and the Traveler relied on the token to withstand a blow from General Thunder's Wuxiang.
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