As the aroma from the dining table gradually filled the room, New Jersey sniffed and finally slowly woke up.
However, as he gradually regained consciousness, the first thing New Jersey did was not to look for the source of the scent, but to close his eyes and start groping around randomly until he found his phone somewhere, at which point New Jersey instantly perked up.
Opening her eyes and clicking on the forum, fearing that she might forget the scene she dreamed about last night and lose such a good topic, New Jersey quickly began editing.
After all, although she had dreamed of similar scenes before, she had only just taken out her phone and had already forgotten the details.
But today was different. New Jersey felt that this dream was unusually real, so real that she could still feel a slight pain in her lower body. But it was precisely because of this that she was even more afraid of losing this opportunity to show off on the forum.
While New Jersey was still quickly adding code, with the faint footsteps and the approach of a dark shadow, before New Jersey could even react, he suddenly found that the phone he was holding had disappeared.
Instead, Belfast appeared before her with a smile on his lips.
"Miss New Jersey, you're awake. Would you like something to eat?"
"Be, Belfast? What are you doing here?!"
Staring in disbelief at Belfast, New Jersey suddenly felt his mind go blank.
“No, Miss New Jersey, I should be asking you that question. I originally wanted to wait for the master to arrive before asking him, but since you’ve brought it up, please answer my question directly.”
"Huh? Why am I here? Isn't that obvious? Because this is where I am..."
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-!"
Only now did he finally notice that something was wrong with his surroundings. After a brief moment of stunned silence, New Jersey erupted in unbelievable shock.
Chapter 40 New Jersey wants to be publicly criticized!
“Miss New Jersey, it’s no use pretending to be stupid. Unless you have sufficient reason to prove that you did not intentionally lurk in the lounge, according to normal regulations, just entering the lounge without permission is enough to warrant a district-wide reprimand. Not to mention that you hid under the bed with the intention of making an improper advance on the Commander, and... you succeeded... These few things combined are enough to keep you in the dark for a long time.”
Although New Jersey's reaction didn't seem fake, Belfast wouldn't change her mind without concrete evidence.
"No, no, no!" Hearing Belfast's words, New Jersey quickly waved his hands, "I can accept being put in a small dark room, but a public reprimand and all that..."
"Uh, wait... Belfast, what did you just say?" As he spoke, New Jersey suddenly realized something, stood there with his hand raised, and then looked at Belfast with great eagerness.
Although Belfast had a feeling that New Jersey was playing dumb, he patiently repeated, "I said, these past few days combined are enough for you to spend a long time in the dark room, is there a problem?"
“No, the previous sentence.” New Jersey said somewhat anxiously.
After thinking it over carefully, Belfast continued, "Not to mention you were lurking under the bed in the lounge... with the intention of doing something to the Commander?"
"No, no, it's the sentence in the middle of these two sentences."
As he got closer to the answer he wanted, New Jersey became somewhat excited.
"This...and it...successfully?"
After saying that, Belfast looked strange, because she probably knew what New Jersey was up to.
"Yes, yes, yes! Good, good, good! That's it, that's it! Please be sure to include this sentence in the report!"
On the bed, New Jersey instantly became excited, shaking off her previous dejection.
The reason for her excitement was that New Jersey had suddenly realized a crucial point, and just as Belfast had said, yes, she had succeeded!
The reason New Jersey was unwilling to accept the public reprimand was because she never expected to succeed.
But things are different now! She has truly succeeded now! If this were to be publicly criticized, it wouldn't be criticism, it would be heavenly music!
However, just as New Jersey was imagining the envious and jealous looks the other ship girls would give her after she came out of the dark room, a door slammed shut and You Ran walked in.
Seeing this, before New Jersey could speak, You Ran chuckled and said, "I think we should add some more details, such as, New Jersey only lasted a few minutes last night before fainting, and the Commander was very disappointed."
After hearing New Jersey's shocked shouts from the break room in the command room, You Ran exchanged a few words with Harman and came inside. As she entered, she overheard New Jersey's last few words and roughly understood his mindset. You Ran immediately poured cold water on his feelings.
After all, she didn't want New Jersey to lead the way in spreading such bad influences in the port area, otherwise he wouldn't be able to sleep peacefully every night.
Upon closer reflection, he realized that it might indeed be true, but New Jersey still stubbornly insisted, "I, I was just doing it for the first time, I had no experience... How about you let me try again, Honey Officer? I promise it won't be that short."
Hearing what New Jersey said, You Ran smiled indulgently and said, "It's okay, short ones are cute too."
"Ugh..." New Jersey felt like he had been hit with a critical strike when he heard this.
"Belfa, just do as I say and go ahead and report it."
Although she didn't really have that intention, You Ran knew that it would be difficult for New Jersey to stop without giving her a scare.
“Yes, Master.” Belfast nodded.
"Hey! No! No... Honey~ We can talk this over. How about I spend a few more days in the detention center? You can be a little more tactful in the official report, okay? After all, I have my pride too~"
Hearing You Ran's words, New Jersey quickly stepped forward and stopped Belfast, who was about to leave. Then, realizing that this was not a permanent solution, she ran up to You Ran and skillfully began to act coquettishly.
"Ahem, put your clothes on first. It won't look good if other ship girls see you like this."
Originally, You Ran wanted to remain serious, but the way New Jersey was running around was indeed too spectacular. After letting loose last night, You Ran found herself increasingly unable to control herself.
"Oh no, no~ Honey, I won't wear it unless you agree. Besides, this is the lounge. Who would dare to come in without your permission?" Noticing Honey's reaction, New Jersey was delighted and started shaking You Ran's arm even more vigorously.
"That's a question for you to answer." Looking at New Jersey, You Ran remained unmoved. Although the greater the mass, the greater the gravity, it was clear that You Ran could now ignore the laws of physics. He simply wanted to see it.
"Me? I just love you, Honey, so much that it's too deep..."
"Try to be a little more normal..."
"So, honey, you agreed?!?" A gleam flashed in New Jersey's eyes.
"No, not really."
You Ran shook his head firmly. He wouldn't be so easily fooled by a few words. Besides, he hadn't paid attention to it at first, but now that he thought about it, he realized that if this matter were spread in New Jersey, the impact would be far more than that. After all, although he had deliberately cooperated with New Jersey last night, once this matter was spread, who would listen to his explanation?
It would be a bit too embarrassing to be rapped by one's own ship girl.
"Honey~ Please, please~! Just forgive me this once, really, just this once. After this, I'll listen to whatever you say, okay~!"
"Alright, alright, I'll forgive you this time, but if there's a next time, it won't be so easy."
Her arms were getting too numb from the two little bundles of New Jersey, so You Ran, who had originally intended to make things difficult for New Jersey, gave in beforehand.
“Oh honey~ that’s not what I meant. What I meant was, could you give me some face and give me a more tactful reprimand? For example… honey, you could just say, ‘It has been found that New Jersey raped the Commander last night. The circumstances were serious and the attitude was arrogant. This is a public reprimand and warning to everyone.’ Just, just don’t mention that I fainted.”
Just thinking about that scene made New Jersey excited. Holding Honey's arm, New Jersey was already imagining himself dominating the group and forums in the future.
You Ran: "..."
So you got all the good things?
Looking at New Jersey, You Ran was speechless: "Belfa, just notify them as I said at the beginning."
"Yes." Belfast gradually understood the commander's meaning after the back and forth. He nodded and pretended to leave, but he didn't actually intend to inform him.
"No, no, no! We won't report it, we won't report it, okay..."
Knowing full well that if Honey's words were included in the report, no matter how shocking her previous actions were, she would only become a clown for everyone to talk about after dinner. Seeing Honey's firm attitude, New Jersey had no choice but to temporarily abandon the idea.
"Then, can I have my phone back?"
With his head down, New Jersey's attitude was sincere.
Looking at the New Jersey girl in front of him who seemed genuinely apologetic, You Ran thought for a moment and then waved to Belfast: "Give it to her."
Taking the phone from Belfast, New Jersey suppressed his joy and said with his head still down, "Well... honey, I'll go get dressed now..."
"Okay, then get dressed and eat well. I have something to do, so I'll head out now."
"I know, New Jersey will be good and won't bother you while you're working, Honey," New Jersey said softly.
"..."
Looking at the suddenly docile New Jersey man in front of her, she felt something was off, but to be honest, You Ran couldn't figure out what the problem was. In the end, she didn't think too much about it, reluctantly pulled her arm out of New Jersey's arms, and then walked away.
After seeing Honey leave, New Jersey, who had been peeking down at her, suddenly brightened up and immediately turned on her phone.
Hmph! You think I can't do anything about it?
My dear honey~ you're still too babyish!
Recalling the audio she had recorded on her phone the night before, after repeatedly confirming that Honey had left, New Jersey immediately opened the forum, went to the posting page, and quickly typed out the title she had already thought of—
—After careful planning, I finally got my hands on the Commander. I must say, the feeling of being with Honey was so satisfying~
Mmm! Perfect!
Seeing the title in front of her that would attract any ship girl, New Jersey couldn't wait to see how everyone would react. Without any hesitation, New Jersey clicked send.
Chapter 41 Quejie wants to be rewarded~
Essex: "?"
Saratoga: "?"
San Francisco: "?"
San Francisco: "Why are you daydreaming so early in the morning? How long have these symptoms been going on?"
Kewei: "Judging from the patient's past experiences, it should already be in the late stage."
San Francisco: "That's hopeless. Just wait for the commander to restart it for you."
Sakebori: "If there's no commander, you can perform biting torpedoes; there's no need to force it."
Royal Ark: "YYSY, indeed."
New Jersey: "??"
New Jersey: "Pictures, pictures."
New Jersey: "Is it okay now?"
Royal Ark: "Alright, alright, please begin your performance."
New Jersey: "What about the trust between ship girls??? Forget it, since you don't want to face it, I'm too lazy to say anything more."
Seeing the disbelief on the forum, New Jersey, sitting on the edge of the bed, thought for a moment, then quickly made the bed and her hair even messier. She then crawled into the covers, revealing only her fair and delicate shoulders, and took a selfie.
New Jersey: "But let's make this clear first, don't regret missing the truth later."
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