After reading so many posts, You Ran had roughly identified a few issues, so upon seeing Felix's latest message, You Ran immediately replied.
The Sage (You Ran): "Is it possible that this picture... is real?"
Felix: "Is it possible that... Santiago kicked you in the head?"
Purification: "I acknowledge the aggressiveness of the person upstairs."
You Ran: "I'm just having a rational discussion. Also, where did you soybean people learn this from?"
Felix: "No, which faction are you a ship girl from? How many years has it been since you went online? These emoticons are used by even the Commander."
You Ran: "..."
You Ran: "How come I didn't know the Commander liked sending these kinds of emojis??"
Felix: "That just means you don't understand the Commander well enough. When you understand him well enough, you'll naturally know."
You Ran: "Okay, okay, you're the only one who understands me."
Felix: "Of course! Back when we launched the Northern Expedition against the Sirens, there were so many ship girls in the port, but the Commander only liked to command me in battle. That's a privilege that not every ship girl gets to experience!"
That's because you're the most disobedient. You don't listen to the flagship's commands and you don't like to act with the other squad members. You also get carried away while fighting. If I don't stop you, you'd like to fight your way to the Sirens' headquarters by yourself. How can I not give you more orders?
At the time, I was in a sage-like state and it wasn't a big deal, but now that Felix mentioned it, I suddenly got angry. I typed a few lines of text on my phone screen with both hands, but in the end, I had no choice but to delete it all.
Call ~
No, ever since the Sage state was canceled, I don't know if it's because I've been suppressing myself for too long or what, but I feel like my other emotions or desires have been amplified a lot. I almost couldn't resist teleporting to Felix's side just now and doing a Anse Waist Drum.
Fortunately, he managed to hold back in the end; otherwise, if he had acted impulsively, he wouldn't know how to handle the situation, and he would probably have regretted it afterward.
Sigh, it seems I'll have to get some psychological counseling from the goddess of the hearth or Hermione later, otherwise, if I keep forcing myself to endure things, something bad might happen.
As he stared at his phone, his thoughts drifted further and further away. You Ran ignored Felix's provocation in the post and instead started searching for other posts on the forum. He wanted to see what was causing the Hong Kong forum to become so abstract.
……
Royal Maid Mutual Aid Group
Charybdis: "@Head Maid@All Members, Master wants to eat something today, everyone please prepare."
Scylla: "!"
Sirius: "!"
Manchester: "!"
Curaçao: "Charybdis, are you serious? Master hasn't eaten for days, why does he suddenly want to eat?"
Scylla: "Yeah, really? You're not just making up an excuse because you want to eat, are you?"
Charybdis: "Of course it's true. The master isn't quite right today, oh well... Anyway, I didn't lie to you."
Belfast: "Did the commander specify the preparation standards?"
Karybdis: "No, the master said that although he was not hungry, he just wanted to eat something, so he asked me to prepare some and send it to the lounge."
Hermione: "Did Master say that himself?"
Charybdis: "Well, of course, how could I possibly joke about my master's affairs?"
Belfast: "In that case, let's prepare at... the highest level."
Belfast: "Time is of the essence, because we don't know when the commander will lose interest, so we're trying to prioritize efficiency."
Belfast: "Enterprising, Suffolk, and Kent, go and clean the kitchen again, and then take out some of the long-forgotten cooking utensils and wash them."
Belfast: "Sirius, Dido, sister, Glasgow, go and prepare the ingredients and tools."
Belfast: "Sheffield, Manchester, you two go to the port area and each faction to gather the sisters in the port area who are good at cooking to come and help. Of course, don't make too much of a fuss. Since the master wants to eat in the lounge, it means that he doesn't want to make a big deal out of this."
Belfast: "Gloucester, Curlew, you two will be in charge of tasting the dishes later."
Belfast: "Hermione, Scylla, Curaçao, Charybdis, come and help me prepare the meal."
Belfast: "Newcastle, I'll leave Her Majesty's affairs to you."
Newcastle: "It's alright, don't worry, I'll take care of His Majesty."
Belfast: "This is the first time in over a decade that the Commander has asked for food on his own initiative. We must make sure the Commander is satisfied, understand?"
Charybdis: "Understood!"
Gloucester: "Understood!"
Curaçao: "Understood!"
......
Port Area Light Patrol Mutual Aid Group
Manchester: "@All Members"
Seattle: "?"
Tun Tun Tun (Aurora): "?"
SSR (Mercury Commemoration): "?"
Manchester: "Are there any experts in the group who cook exceptionally well?"
Ajax: "What? Is your Queen craving something again?"
Manchester: "No, yes, well, I won't hide it from you anymore, but don't spread rumors. It's because the master suddenly wanted to eat something, and the head maids have already started preparing for a banquet of the highest standard. So they wanted to see if any other factions had any culinary experts who could come and help."
Aurora: "I'm not very good at cooking, but I'm quite good at drinking. How about I bring two bottles with me?"
Harbin: "Two bottles aren't enough. Bring two cases over. It's been a long time since I've had a proper drink with the Commander."
Black Coffee (Mainz): "No, I think the Commander definitely prefers my hand-ground coffee."
Manchester: "Uh... well, it's not necessary to trouble you all. The master said he just wanted to eat, not drink anything, and we have drinks prepared."
"No Drinking, No Rest (Harbin): 'Tch, what a disappointment. I thought I was going to have a good drink with the commander.'"
Seattle: "Wait, a banquet?!"
Seattle: "A banquet is just a party, right?! I'm good at that! You guys wait, I'll get some help right away!"
Manchester: "Hey, don't invite too many people. The head maid said to keep a low profile."
Seattle: "Okay, okay, I'll handle it, don't worry~"
Seattle: "By the way, where's the party location?"
Manchester: "According to Charybdis, it seems to be over in the command center."
Seattle: "Understood!"
Ajax: "..."
Ajax: "Manchester, are you sure you want Seattle's help...? I have a feeling you'll regret this..."
Manchester: "But...this concerns the Commander, Seattle...she shouldn't do anything reckless...right?"
Ajax: "No, if I'm not mistaken, she's already messing around."
Manchester: "Huh??"
……
Meanwhile, the commander's erotic pictures ③ group
Seattle: "Have you heard? The commander said he wants to have a party in the command center today, and Belfast and the others have already started making preparations."
Royal Ark: "!!!"
Fearsome: "!!!"
New Jersey: "!!!"
Chapter Nine: Noshiro's Home Rescue in Progress
So sleepy~ (Lützow): "Really? A party in the command center? That's so exciting!"
Cheshire: "A party? Great! I love having parties with my sweetheart!"
Atago: "By the way, what are the conditions for joining? Can you take me with you?"
Seattle: "Um, it seems like you bring ingredients to Belfast to register, then cook a delicious meal within a limited time, and if the commander eats it, you can enter."
Fearless: "Huh? Cooking? That's my worst skill... but I'm quite good at eating..."
Atago: "I told you not to prepare more. It's just a simple dish, what's so difficult about it? Hehe, I'll stop chatting with you now. Just wait and see how I conquer the Commander with a dish filled with love!"
Quejie: "Although I'm still learning from my seniors, I will work hard!"
Sakabo: "By the way, how many spots are there in total? Can I bring someone along?"
Seattle: "Uh, this probably won't work. The command center is only so big, and with Belfast and the others there, the review process will definitely be very strict."
Sakabo: "Ah~ How could this be? I wanted to participate too!"
Saratoga: "No way, you guys actually believe this kind of news?? You act like you've never been fooled before. If anyone believes this, I'll laugh at them for the rest of their life."
"Although I really don't want to agree with someone's statement, I also feel that, given the Commander's previous personality, he definitely wouldn't have done something like that."
Atago: "If you can't cook, don't be so sour. I think it's normal for the Commander to suddenly want to eat something. As for having a party, isn't it good for everyone to have fun?"
Saratoga: "Didn't you leave? Why are you still here? In the end, it's because you don't believe me."
New Jersey: "Yeah, that's true."
Royal Ark: "Seriously, so please don't spread this kind of unrealistic information in the group anymore. It's just a waste of time. Let's call it a day."
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