Funinna, please let me steal your heart!

Funinna, please let me steal your heart!

Author: Toilet Fairy

Summary:

In Fontainebleau, there is a place that everyone knows.

——The Phantom Thief White Cat.

No one knows her code of conduct—jewels, books, even...

Xia Worei: "What was stolen from you?"

Funina: "Heart, heart?"

Lynette: "Everything."

...They don't even spare a girl's heart.

Charlotte: "That's really awful, isn't it, Miss Charlotte!"

Xia Worei: ".........."

Charlotte: "Could it be that you also...?"

This book is also known as *Miss Furina Wants to Confess*, *The Unspeakable Stories of the Phantom Thief and the Special Patrol Captain*, *I Just Want to Be a Phantom Thief, Why Does Everyone Want to...*, *Beware of the Fontainebleau Woman*, and *Don't Mistake a Notice for a Love Letter!*

Volume One

1: Kids, this isn't funny.

Years later, Luna will surely recall the scene of her formal encounter with this "god" of Fontainebleau.

That happened shortly after she became a "phantom thief".

...............

The sudden sharp pain cleared Luna's groggy mind, and she moved her aching body, slowly straightening up.

"What am I doing...?"

Looking around, all I could see were familiar things.

"By the way, my name is Luna..."

I had a drink a while ago, and then I had a dream. In the dream, she lived in another world and was holding a device called a cell phone.

A golden light flashed, and two golden figures appeared on the screen.

Wow, two gold medals!

Lost in her reverie, she didn't notice the oncoming dump truck that instantly transported her to the world of Teyvat, where she was reborn in her current form.

Luna rubbed her temples; it was a dream, but it was all too vivid.

My past life must have really been like that.

So, after getting two gold items, he got into a car accident and was reborn. Is that considered lucky or unlucky? And what a coincidence, it happens to be in the world of Genshin Impact...

She's riding the Starry Sky Railway!

She hadn't played Genshin Impact much, and only remembered the part about Liyue in the story.

As it turns out, she is now in a country called Fontaine, so her memories of her past life are probably of little use.

In short, after having a hazy dream about her past life, Luna slept like a log until nightfall.

Pick up the mirror and look at yourself in it.

Her dazzling blonde hair cascaded over her shoulders, just past them, and her wine-colored eyes sparkled with a beautiful light.

Anyone who takes a look at her will think she's a stunningly beautiful girl.

Luna thought so too.

Except for the area on the chest...

But that's okay, cuteness is the most important thing!

And it's not that bad, as long as it's not as flat as a file, it's perfectly fine.

Putting aside her beauty, Luna was more concerned about one thing.

Please name your phantom thief identity:

A semi-transparent panel floated in the field of vision.

According to her memory, this thing seemed to be a so-called system...

"Naming? Phantom Thief? What's this?"

Luna raised a question.

But there was no response.

With a casual attitude, Luna entered a name: Helicopter Elbow King.

Are you sure you want to name it "Helicopter Elbow King"?

Hmm... let's keep it normal, otherwise the way they announce their names when they appear on stage will be:

"The Phantom Thief Helicopter Elbow Strike King, today I'm going to steal your XX!" — It's not funny at all.

Are you sure you want to name it "White Cat"?

YESYES!

Although she is a blonde, it doesn't stop her from choosing this name.

Simply put, is there any creature in the world cuter than a cat?

Registration successful

[Treasure information discovered: "Frinina's Smile"]

[Treasure information discovered: Xia Worei's eye patch]

[Treasure Information Discovered: Navelette's Staff]

[Treasure Information Discovered: Maiden's Tears]

......

In an instant, numerous windows popped up, making Luna dizzy.

Even though so many seemingly impressive things popped up, she still couldn't figure out what this system was all about, so she simply skipped them one by one.

After fiddling with it for a while, she finally roughly understood the system.

The "Phantom Thief System," as the name suggests, is a system that makes her a phantom thief and assists her in going further and further down the path of phantom thieves.

Unlike thieves, phantom thieves are more like high-class thieves who engage in some kind of performance art.

Make sure your target sees a warning message before stealing treasure.

"I am the Phantom Thief White Cat, and I'm going to kidnap your sister tonight."

To put it simply, this is how it works. Of course, this isn't a human trafficking system, so there won't be a situation where "treasure equals person".

Maybe.

The system will only determine that the task has started after the target receives the notification message.

Then, a judgment is made after the task is completed according to the following mechanism:

1. Alert Level

2. Rarity of Treasures

3. Campaign awareness

4. Splendor

Once the judgment is complete, points will be awarded. These points can be used to upgrade the skill tree, gain new powers or knowledge, and gradually become the strongest phantom thief.

But the treasure must be found by oneself.

Hearsay, firsthand observation, news reports, etc.—any means and any channel are acceptable.

If you know, then you can steal it.

Stealing it is so satisfying.

If you're enjoying it, keep learning, keep stealing, the more you steal, the more you enjoy it, the more you enjoy it, the more you steal.

But clearly, this was a violation of rules and order, and if caught, she would face defeat... no, she would be sent to Mello Petersburg for labor reform.

When that happens, it'll really be a big prison, and then there won't be any laughing matter.

As a Fontainebleau resident with common sense and moral values, Luna naturally understands the existence of the Phantom Thief System...

You are absolutely welcome!

"Since being caught will bring disaster, why not just avoid being caught? If I have such power but don't use it, then I'll become a real joke."

She decides what to steal.

She decides what kind of phantom thief she becomes.

With a mindset of zero morality, Luna did not hesitate to flip through the list of known treasures.

"Can a special patrol captain's blindfold be considered a treasure?"

There was something subtly amiss. If she really went to steal, wouldn't she become some kind of cunning thief?

After looking at it for a while, Luna selected two treasures.

【Frinina's Smile】

[Information: This painting is an oil painting created by a renowned painter from Fontainebleau with the permission of Furina as the model. The use of paint and brushstrokes are extremely precise, and the proportions are perfectly harmonious. It is undoubtedly a masterpiece.]

[*Initially, Funina wanted to hold the cat, but the white cat kicked her in the face and ran away. Even so, Funina maintained her elegant smile, truly befitting her.*]