Hong Kong Variety Show: Me, the Traffic Enforcement and Control Team?

"Where to go?"

Lin Zhengyi glanced at the other person and immediately recognized him. He then feigned fear and responded in a trembling voice.

The image of this person right now is so memorable.

Isn't this Mei Lantian?

It originated from a last-minute robbery.

The film tells the story of two down-on-their-luck middle-aged brothers who plan a robbery, but their plans are unexpectedly thwarted by ruthless bandits, and the three of them end up temporarily teaming up.

in!

Mei Lantian is that ruthless bandit.

Its most striking feature is its buck teeth.

Lin Zhengyi recognized the other person at a glance.

but!

Lin Zhengyi did not intend to arrest him immediately.

Seeing the relaxed and carefree look on the other person's face, Lin Zhengyi knew that the story had definitely not started yet, or was about to start.

In this situation, arresting him now would at most constitute illegal possession of a firearm, but once the real story unfolds, it would at least be considered robbery.

To put it bluntly, Lin Zhengyi just wanted to get more credit.

of course!

Although that's what he thought, the credit wasn't for himself; he planned to share some with his subordinates. Taking the credit himself wouldn't be of much use, since it would be difficult for him to get promoted anyway.

Furthermore, although he wanted credit and such, he wouldn't stand by and watch the other party kill someone.

and so!

He planned to subdue the other party when they attempted to rob him.

therefore!

Now he's pretending to be very scared.

Temple Street~

Mei Lantian deliberately drew out her words, saying, "How do you say it?"

Listen!

Lin Zhengyi was immediately shaken.

Because he remembered that this was when the story began, when Mei Lantian committed the robbery.

So, they're going to rob us now?

only!

In the original storyline, didn't the other side have a vehicle ready?

and!

Don't these kinds of robberies always involve preparing the vehicle well in advance?

With this in mind, Lin Zhengyi outwardly replied, "Yes, yes, I'll go right away!"

As he spoke, he appeared trembling with fear.

Seeing how cooperative he was, Mei Lantian smiled and said, "Don't worry, as long as you cooperate, I won't kill you, and I'll even give you the reward you deserve!"

Hear this!

What else could Lin Zhengyi say? He could only feign a trembling, coerced appearance and start the car.

But while driving with one hand, the other hand dialed a phone call without Mei Lantian noticing.

However, without speaking, Lin Zhengyi simply tapped on his phone.

After tapping the screen several times, Lin Zhengyi finally hung up.

The car headed towards Temple Street.

On the way!

Mei Lantian then started complaining to herself, saying, "I don't know if it's just my bad luck today, but I had a school bus ready, and it got a flat tire halfway there!"

"Oh dear, what bad luck! And the deadline is fast approaching. There's nothing I can do but find someone destined to help me!"

He paused, then suddenly looked at Lin Zhengyi and said with a smile, "You are my destined person today. As long as you help me, I will definitely not treat you unfairly."

Destined person?

That's truly fate.

But it's definitely a tragic fate!

If you hadn't met me, you might have succeeded today.

Lin Zhengyi thought to himself.

If she hadn't met him, Mei Lantian would probably have escaped successfully after the robbery, just like in the original story.

But then I met myself.

Ha ha!

However, despite thinking this in his heart, Lin Zhengyi didn't say anything on the surface, but continued to nod with a trembling appearance.

"By the way, what do you do for a living?"

At that moment, Mei Lantian suddenly asked.

"I write books!" Lin Zhengyi decisively revealed his second profession.

He did not mention his primary occupation.

After all, Mei Lantian was a ruthless bandit.

Although the other party was considered relatively law-abiding among the notorious bandits.

But no matter how much they follow the rules, they're still ruthless bandits!

ruthless bandits and police officers are natural enemies; if the other side knew their identity, they would probably kill them in a heartbeat.

"Write a book?"

Mei Lantian raised an eyebrow, glanced at the car again, and said, "Looks like it's making good money, not bad!"

Talking!

He looked at Lin Zhengyi with anticipation, as if waiting for something.

To this!

Lin Zhengyi was also somewhat stunned.

I don't understand what the other person is hoping for.

But after carefully recalling the plot, Lin Zhengyi quickly guessed what the other party was hoping for.

then!

He hesitated for a moment before asking, "So, what does the older brother do?"

"Good question!"

Upon hearing this, Mei Lantian burst into laughter. After saying this, she turned her head to show Lin Zhengyi his ear.

That's a wrestling ear.

Wrestling ear, also known as cauliflower ear or dumpling ear, is simply a deformity caused by abnormal proliferation of auricular cartilage due to repeated damage. It manifests as swelling of the auricle, loss of outline, and in severe cases, a cauliflower-like shape.

Commonly seen in some wrestlers, the process is basically that during close combat, the ears are repeatedly rubbed and impacted, eventually causing cartilage fractures and damage. Then, if training continues before the fractures are fully healed, cartilage hyperplasia occurs. Over a long period of time, the auricle structure gradually becomes deformed.

"Wrestling ears!?"

Lin Zhengyi then praised, "It seems like you're a very talented athlete, brother!"

"That's right!"

Upon hearing this, Mei Lantian's smile widened, and she exclaimed, "Back in the day, at the sports meet, I won the wrestling competition, 60 kilograms!"

He drew out his words at the end.

Upon hearing this, Lin Zhengyi immediately praised, "Big brother is amazing!"

Listen to this!

"It's not that impressive anymore!"

After saying this, Mei Lantian could no longer suppress the smugness on her face.

Then, he smiled and praised, "But since you're so good with words, you'll get a bigger share when we get to our destination!"

Hear this!

Lin Zhengyi quickly said, "Big brother, you don't need to share with me, just let me live!"

Seeing his expression, Mei Lantian laughed and said, "I'm a person who values ​​rules the most. What's owed to you is what you get, so don't even think about refusing. Refusing means I have to break my own rules, and I'll throw a tantrum!"

"Okay!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Zhengyi reluctantly agreed.

And at that time...

"Brother, we're here!"

"The car has arrived at its destination," Lin Zhengyi said hurriedly.

After surveying the surroundings, Mei Lantian smiled and said, "Drive forward a little!"

"Ok!"

Following his instructions, Lin Zhengyi arrived at a position a little ahead.

"Wait here!"

After saying that, Mei Lantian stopped talking.