I'm in Teyvat, join the chat group.

I'm in Teyvat, join the chat group.

Author: Wuding Immortal

Introduction:

Li Xiao, who transmigrated to Liyue, possessed a useless system. Under its "coercion," Li Xiao began a twisted life that everyone hated. Just when he couldn't stand the pursuit anymore and decided to go to Mondstadt, a chat group called "A Loving Family" invited him...

Hmm? Other worlds too? Then none of the beautiful girls from other worlds will be able to escape either!

Li Xiao said, "I have no wishes in my life, I just want to surpass a few more anime girls."

This is a complete collection of all stories, including all female characters. If you are a fan of pairings that might disrupt the original story, please read with caution.

It gets super super super super from chapter 23 onwards.

Moreover, the author is a foot fetishist and frequently has fits of madness.

Currently involved worlds: Genshin Impact, Gensokyo, Honkai Impact 3, Madoka Magica, DanMachi, and crossover anime. Appearing in everyday crossover anime worlds so far: MyGo, Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, and The Visible Girl.

Main text: Chapter 1 Joining the chat group

At the gate of Mondstadt.

A ragged man, leaning on a cane, looked at the free city-state with tears in his eyes.

"Why?! All I did was lick Gan Yu's black stockings a few times while she was asleep. Is it really necessary for you to chase me for so long?"

[Host, I need to remind you that your behavior is extremely perverse; being hunted down is the only normal outcome.]

Li Xiao was furious. "Wasn't that the task you issued?"

[Host, please be civilized. This system is people-oriented, and the tasks it issues are closely related to your inner desires. Please do not smear the system! (＃`O′)]

"I'll splash ******************!"

[Host's comments have been automatically censored!]

Seeing that the system was pretending to be dead, Li Xiao stopped trying to reason with it.

"Fine, I'll let you off this time since I enjoyed myself. Master, bring me my reward."

【Ding! 】

[Congratulations, host, for completing the mission "Miss Coconut Sheep's Black Stockings" and earning the title "Stocking Pervert"]

[Stocking Pervert—When trampled underfoot by a beautiful girl in stockings, strength, speed, stamina, and pleasure are doubled.]

"Me!"

Li Xiao felt an urge to curse again.

"Does this mean I have to let pretty girls step on me when I fight?! Don't you think that's weird?! Can't you give me a normal reward?!"

Rewards are distributed randomly and are non-refundable once sent!

"I......"

"Um... may I ask who you are?"

Just as Li Xiao was about to continue his tirade, a girl's voice suddenly came from behind him.

Li Xiao turned around and saw that, without him noticing, a girl with brown hair and red clothes, wearing rabbit ears, and a girl with yellow hair, along with some emergency rations, had appeared behind him, looking at him with strange eyes.

These are Amber, Luminous, and Paimon, it seems the story is just beginning...

Seeing that Li Xiao didn't answer her question but was just looking at her, Amber couldn't help but speak again.

"Hello! I am Amber, a scout knight from Mondstadt. May I tell you where you come from? And what brings you to Mondstadt?"

Li Xiao came to her senses and spoke in a somewhat wistful tone.

"Hello Amber, my name is Li Xiao, I come from Liyue, and I came to Mondstadt to escape those beautiful girls who are infatuated with me."

"Huh?" Amber was a little confused.

"What the heck is this about a pretty girl who's obsessed with you?!" Paimon couldn't help but complain.

Li Xiao looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, her expression somewhat sad.

"Yes, you heard me right. In Liyue, there is a group of beautiful girls who are madly in love with me. I had no choice but to come to Mondstadt for refuge, all because I am too handsome."

Amber, Ying, and Paimon all stared at Li Xiao with exasperated expressions.

"You're so narcissistic!" Paimon shouted at Li Xiao, and even Amber and Ying couldn't help but nod in agreement.

Li Xiao glanced at Paimon, then suddenly widened her eyes in shock, pointing at her and saying:

"You! Could it be that you're the legendary one?!"

"Hmm?" Ying and Amber's gazes both turned to Paimon, who seemed a little lost, as soon as they heard this.

Amber crossed one hand across her chest and rested her chin on the other, squinting as she sized up Paimon.

"Come to think of it, I've never seen a creature like Paimon before."

Paimon, feeling a little embarrassed by the stare, stamped his foot in mid-air, "What is it?!"

"It's emergency food." Li Xiao's voice was somewhat low.

"The legendary best ingredient for the journey, you can eat it after removing the head, and it has eight times the protein of beef! However, it has become extinct due to overhunting."

"Really?!" Ying stared at Paimon with shining eyes.

"Paimon isn't edible! Paimon can't be eaten!" Paimon retorted hastily, a little frightened by Ying's stare.

Seeing Paimon's reaction, the other three people present couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Seeing this scene, Paimon realized he had been tricked and glared angrily at Li Xiao.

"Ugh! I hate you so much! I'm going to give you a nasty nickname! I'll call you Shameless!"

After the laughter and chatter, everyone had gotten to know each other a little better, and then they walked into Mondstadt together.

But just as Li Xiaogang stepped into the city gate, a "ding-dong!" sound rang in his mind.

"A loving family invites you to join their group chat. Would you like to accept?"

"I accept!" Li Xiao subconsciously said "I accept" in his mind before he realized what was happening.

"Group chat? What is this? System, what did you do?" Li Xiao called out to his system.

[The system doesn't know. I didn't do this. I'm checking it myself.]

Huh? You didn't do it? Then where did this come from?

Thinking of this, Li Xiao told Amber, Ying, and Paimon that he had other things to do and then quickly left.

After finding a secluded corner, he opened the group chat in his mind.

Upon entering, I found that the interface was no different from a regular chat room, with only a few scattered members, but some people had already started talking in the group.

Nagasaki Motoyo: "Excuse me, what is this thing, and why is it in front of me?"

Wearing light pajamas, Nagasaki Motoyo sat on the bed, looking at the screen floating in the air in front of her, still feeling a little incredulous.

She had just finished showering and was lying in bed, thinking about how to win Xiangzi back, when this screen suddenly appeared in front of her, startling her. She thought she was dreaming, so she quickly pinched her thigh to make sure she wasn't dreaming. Only then did she cautiously send out a message.

Yukari Yakumo: "Isn't it obvious? This is a chat group. I just don't know what it's for."

Gensokyo, inside Yakumo's house.

While secretly eating Yakumo Ran's fried tofu, Yakumo Yukari stared at the screen in front of her with a somewhat serious expression. Having been to the outside world herself, she naturally knew what this was.

But the fact that this thing could suddenly appear in her mind made her a little surprised and uncertain.

Yukari Yakumo: "Well then, how about everyone in the group introduce themselves first? My name is Yukari Yakumo, and I'm just an ordinary youkai."

Nagasaki Motoyo: "Eh? A monster!"

Nagasaki Motoyo was a little scared, after all, the legendary monsters were man-eating.

Yukari Yakumo: "What's wrong? I'm a kind-hearted youkai. I wouldn't even step on an ant normally."

Nagasaki Motoyo: "...Is that so? Well then, hello, my name is Nagasaki Motoyo, I'm just an ordinary student."

Yukari Yakumo: "Where are the remaining two? @Li Xiao, @Bronya"

Bronya: "My name is Bronya, and I'm just an ordinary orphan."

Seeing that he was the only one left who hadn't introduced himself, Li Xiao stopped diving.

Li Xiao: "Hello everyone, my name is Li Xiao, and I'm just an ordinary pervert."

Main text: Chapter Two: Friend Fee

Nagasaki Motoyo: "Pervert!? Are you serious?"

Li Xiao: "No, I was just kidding."

Motoyo Nagasaki: "I knew it! How could anyone admit to being a pervert?"

Yukari Yakumo: "Now that everyone has finished their introductions, how about we discuss the purpose of this chat group?"

Li Xiao: "I think it's probably not necessary."

Yukari Yakumo: "What does this young man know?"

Li Xiao: "This chat group should be a platform connecting different worlds."

Yukari Yakumo: "Different worlds, huh..."

Yukari Yakumo looked at Li Xiao's statement with a flicker in her eyes, unsure whether she should believe him.

Bronya: "Bronya just did a search and found similar records in Chinese online literature, which are preliminarily determined to be true."

Nagasaki Motoyo: "Does another world really exist? That's amazing!"