"...?"
"I have a feeling you're thinking about something rude?" Looking at the familiar expression on An Suo's face, Pa Duo couldn't help but narrow her eyes and say.
"Cough, how could I! Haha, how could I possibly make fun of Miss Phyllis in my mind?" Upon hearing this, An Su couldn't help but cough lightly, then laughed and made light of it.
"..." Hearing An Suo's words, Pado couldn't help but raise her eyebrows. To be honest, if she hadn't often used this kind of rhetoric, she would have really believed it.
However, the cat didn't pay too much attention to this little incident. She quickly changed the subject, saying, "Alright, let's not talk about this anymore. We have a question now."
"what is the problem?"
"Well, so, what kind of vaccine do we need if we get bitten?" After taking a bite of the bun in her hand, Pado organized her thoughts and said.
"Hmm... there's no broken skin, so I think it's unnecessary." Upon hearing this, An Suo, who hadn't expected Pado to bring up the bite mark, momentarily lost her train of thought before replying.
"Fine, damn it, I'm never drinking with that guy again! And I have to find a way to squeeze some money out of him, otherwise I'll be losing out!" With that, Pado couldn't help but take a vicious bite of her breakfast, and then began to seriously plan in her mind.
Actually, this morning when I was still at Swire's house, I had the idea of extorting money from her.
Otherwise, she wouldn't have taken out her phone and taken a picture instead of immediately pushing the person away when she was bitten. It can only be said that she lost her composure before she even had a chance to think about how much money to extort…
Now that they have successfully evacuated and calmed down, Pado definitely needs to make some serious plans.
As for the previous agreement with Gretchen, all I can say is that extortion doesn't count as purchasing goods. Besides, this isn't extortion; it's demanding compensation for emotional distress!
"!"
Listening to the new information revealed by Pado, he secretly pondered for a moment, "The whole universe..." (Image of a bunny head).
So, what happened last night was an accident... a one-night stand?
"Um, Miss Phyllis, may I ask if I may ask, who are you trying to blackmail?" After a moment of silence, curiosity finally prevailed, and he cautiously asked.
"A police superintendent, the one you contacted before, got bitten twice by that guy. Wouldn't it be a huge loss if he didn't extort some money from him?" Facing An Suo's question, Pado didn't think much of it and explained without turning her head.
"?"
In an instant, An Suo, stroking his chin, transformed back into a universe-themed, contemplative bunny head.jpg
"So Miss Phyllis was with her last night? I remember you mentioned several police superintendents before, weren't they all girls?"
"Yeah, I was careless yesterday and she handcuffed me."
"?"
P.S.: It's 6 o'clock. This day is truly gloomy. And typing at midnight makes me hungry so easily. I'll post this first, and I'll correct any typos later. Remember to refresh the page.
Chapter 131 About Impressions
"?"
"Um... Miss Phyllis, you didn't suffer any loss, did you?"
After another brainstorming session, An Suo spoke in a slightly trembling voice, in a low voice.
He spoke.
Although she asked the question, Miss Purple Rabbit was already almost certain that her Miss Phyllis had been taken advantage of under duress...
Damn it, so there are scoundrels in the Guard Bureau too! How dare she? She's taking advantage of Miss Phyllis's illegitimate profession, making sure no one dares to report her. Shameless!
"Hmm, it was a loss, but it's alright..." Upon hearing this, Pado, who was completely out of sync with An Suo, pondered for a moment, then counted on her hands: "Yesterday's operation can be said to have eased tensions and advanced the subsequent plans. Plus, we squeezed that guy out of money today, so overall it wasn't a loss."
"As for this..." She paused slightly, turned her head to look at her shoulder, which was slightly red from washing, and said, "Just think of it as being bitten by a dog. You don't even need to get a shot."
"...?"
When question marks appeared above An Suo's head for what seemed like the umpteenth time, she realized that it wasn't her problem, but rather that An Suo's problem.
No, is this how the score is calculated? And what does it mean to have the relationship eased? Huh?!
Honestly, Miss Purple Rabbit now wants to grab the person next to her by the shoulder and shake them awake. Even if you don't care about that aspect, as a girl, you can't let yourself be taken advantage of like this!
Aren't you the infamous "Dragon Gate Thief"? Hurry up and take her down! Forget about extorting money.
If Pado knew what her little brother was thinking right now, she'd definitely start ranting and raving. Is it possible that this situation arose because she messed with someone else first...?
If it weren't for that initial condition, Cat probably wouldn't have even left the house yesterday afternoon, let alone gone to accompany Swire and patiently engaged in a top-notch struggle with her.
"Alright, let me see if Swire is up yet, just a little test." Patterson finished his breakfast in a few bites, picked up his phone, and revealed a sly smile.
"..."
Watching Pado excitedly sending messages on her phone, An Suo couldn't help but cover her face, feeling a headache coming on.
What's her name? Swire, right? She remembered that name.
From that moment on, Miss Purple Rabbit made a major decision: as long as she continued to follow her "cheap boss," she would keep an eye on this aspect for her.
After all, they've spent so much time together. This time has not only made Pado accept An Suo and consider her a true friend, but An Suo feels the same way.
Although she addressed her as Miss Phyllis to outsiders and secretly called her "cheap boss," it cannot be denied that she genuinely accepted Paddo Phyllis as a friend who forcefully entered her life and brought her a better life.
Miss Rabbit knew she didn't know much and couldn't offer much help, but she could still lend a hand in this kind of situation.
Don't even think about trying to win over the innocent Phyllis's feelings (or body)! Swire, is that you? Don't let her find out you're up to no good, or she'll report you!
Meanwhile, Pado, who was editing the message, was completely unaware that her own confidante had already set her sights on Swire due to a misunderstanding.
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On the other side, at the Shih-huai Elegant Villa—
"That's basically how it is..."
After hearing what Hoshiguma had told Padre and hearing her increasingly distrustful gaze, Swire finally spent some time concealing certain details and information before revealing everything that had happened yesterday.
"Looks like you had a lot of fun with the 'Dragon Gate Thieves' yesterday, Swire~" Hoshiguma breathed a sigh of relief after hearing her friend's explanation, and then teased him helplessly.
"Who's having fun with that guy?!" Upon hearing this, Swire pouted and retorted irritably.
"Yes, yes, but Swire still wants to remind you that even if the other party is a criminal, you can't deceive their feelings, or even cross that line."
"Neither Lao Chen nor I want to arrest you with our own hands that day!" Hoshiguma's expression turned serious as he finished speaking.
Although Hoshiguma knew her friend's character well, people can change, especially in situations like today's that could lead to misunderstandings, so she felt it was necessary to give her a reminder.
"?"
Although she knew her friend meant well, Swire still felt a chill after hearing her words. Her lips twitched involuntarily, and she retorted irritably:
"Am I that kind of person in your eyes, Hoshiguma?! How could I possibly do such a thing? Especially not that despicable Padophilia, absolutely not!"
Honestly, putting aside whether a righteous Lungmen police officer would do such an abstract thing, just thinking about the fact that the target is Padofelis makes her unable to accept it!
How could she have such a dream: a promising police superintendent from Lungmen getting involved with the notorious Lungmen thief, Padofelis?!
"Ding dong..."
However, just as Swire finished refuting Hoshiguma, her phone, which she had taken downstairs and left beside her, suddenly rang.
Upon discovering the new message, the little tiger didn't think much of it and immediately picked up the phone next to him to check it.
The moment she turned on her phone, all the messages she hadn't cleared from yesterday popped up, but the latest few messages completely stunned her.
"?"
"Hey, let's bet Swire you're awake now, then..."
Let's get down to business!
[So, after careful consideration, I've decided to... cough cough, demand some compensation for emotional distress to cover my medical expenses!]
[Wow, I know you're probably already cursing me by now, but I have evidence! Swire, you didn't want this photo to get out, did you?]
[Image of a tiger cub hugging and biting someone.jpg]
"..."
After reading all the messages, especially the last one—a photo of herself tightly hugging Padrephilis and biting her shoulder—Swire almost ground her teeth to powder, and her expression became somewhat distorted.
Although she wanted to doubt the authenticity of the photo at this moment, she remembered what Hoshiguma had said about the second tooth mark that she had no recollection of...
All I can say is that the little tiger remembers it now, and it's a very deep impression—*Longmen swear words*!!
"Hmm? What's wrong? Why do you suddenly look so upset?" Hoshiguma, sitting on the opposite sofa, asked with some concern, noticing Swire's sudden change in expression.
"nothing!"
P.S.: It's been a struggle to adjust my abstract sleep schedule. I slept from 9 pm to 3 am and then got up to keep writing. Sigh...
Chapter 132 A Satisfied Pado
"nothing!"
When Hoshiguma asked her question, Swire gritted her teeth and replied without looking up, then turned her attention back to the message.
She is now seriously considering whether, in order to prevent her dark history from being spread, it would be safer to actually send her money, or to just get rid of the culprit.
However, before the little tiger could make a decision, the other party seemed to have anticipated her thoughts and quickly sent a new message.
[No way, no way? Surely the righteous Miss Swire isn't thinking about how to get rid of me, the pitiful, weak, and helpless one?]
That's absolutely terrifying!
"..."
"call……"
Looking at these words, Swire could almost picture Padrephilis saying them in a rude and infuriating way in front of him.
She then took a deep breath to calm herself down before starting to type a reply.
[Padofelis, aren't you afraid I'll call the police?!]
Shortly after Swire sent the message, Patto quickly replied.
"Oh well, having more debts isn't a burden, do you think we need another charge right now?"
Alright, stop arguing. Just one question: is Miss Swire going to give it to her or not?
【How many? 】
Swire, who was practically grinding her teeth to powder, finally compromised and decided to see how much Padrephilis wanted before making a choice.
Well, let's think about that carefully!
【You haven't even thought this through yet, and you've already come to me?! *Lungmen profanity*】The moment Swire saw Paddo's reply, she was already on the verge of exploding with anger, and she completely exploded!
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