Let's restart, Spider-Man!

"It's okay, I've already identified the brand of engine oil. We'll use this brand next time for grilling."

As he spoke, Wade leaped over Doctor Octopus's corpse.

"Sorry you saw something disgusting, but don't worry, what we'll see next is..."

Oh my god!

what is that?

A shooting star—no, it's Spider-Man!

"Boom!!"

Another explosion occurred, and Wade skillfully dove to the ground, protecting his phone well.

Shortly afterward, the shockwave swept over his body.

"Hey, I'm fine. Surprised?"

Wade stood up and pointed the camera at the horrific crater at the scene.

And that scorpion, look how funny he died, his butt was blown in two, hahaha, it cracked me up.

Okay, friends, this isn't funny.

Wade continued to traverse the battlefield. As the red and blue magical energy exploded once more, the sand and gravel in the sky turned into a sea of ​​sand, in which he swam calmly and gracefully.

"Oh~~ You'll never guess what I'm doing."

Yes, I was pretending to swim; my feet were actually always able to touch the ground.

No!! A fist appeared in the sand, huge, huge! But then a man's pectoral muscles appeared next. You know, I'm not interested in that kind of thing.

After Wade finished speaking, he leaped onto Sandman's chest and poked his pectoral muscles back and forth with his fingers.

"The feel is just so-so, I don't recommend everyone do it like me, because..."

He looked up, and the angry sandman was already slapping him.

"boom!!"

"boom!"

Wade landed at an angle, his contorted body rising upright like a zombie.

"You've seen it, that's the reason."

He shrugged slightly, put away his phone, and then leaped to avoid the sand and dirt feet falling from the sky.

"Boom~~"

The ruins shook violently, sending sand and gravel flying everywhere. Wade skillfully slid into a crevice in the rubble.

"It's so dark here. I think I've entered the DC universe. Okay, just a little joke. This is the Spider-Man universe."

He turned his camera toward the battlefield outside.

"Oh my god, that big guy seems like he'll never die. I'm actually a little moved at this moment. It reminds me of my best buddy Wolverine. Immortality is a curse."

"No, where did all this water come from? I'm so excited! No, no, no, Spider-Man broke the underground pipes, and the big guy got swept away by the flood. What a pity! I have to take back my excitement."

After he finished speaking, the phone screen went black, and Wade shook the phone.

"If I had known it would be like this, I should have spent an extra 300 yuan to buy a waterproof phone."

His head popped out from the rubble, and he waved to Spider-Man as he approached.

"Hey, Spider-Man, I'm Batman. Ever heard of the Dark Knight?"

Charlotte: "."

“I’ve only ever heard of Green Lantern.” He patted the remaining grit off his shoulder.

Wade, hands on his hips, laughed, "Hahaha, that bastard who played Green Lantern has been utterly destroyed by me. You wouldn't believe how awesome it feels."

Wade continued rambling on and on, prompting Charlotte to facepalm.

In this respect, he finally met his match.

Ignoring Deadpool's mutterings, he tapped the wrist device.

"How is it?" he asked.

On the other end of the communicator, Carter said, "Hell's Kitchen is fine for now. Nobody knows Ben Parker and May's true identities."

Hearing this, Charlotte breathed a sigh of relief.

Although it can be restarted, watching someone close to you die right before your eyes is a really uncomfortable feeling.

“Good. Tell Harry we’ll meet at Hell’s Kitchen.”

"Harry is dead. I saw it with my own eyes."

Before Carter could speak, a familiar voice came from behind Charlotte.

Turning around, he saw the lizard Parker staring blankly at Gwen's corpse.

"Peter?" Charlotte was taken aback. "How come you're dead again?"

Lizard Parker snapped out of his daze and looked at the corpses of the Evil Six in the ruins, sighing involuntarily.

"In the last revival match, you forgot to take down these guys, and then they came after Gwen again. I did this to save her."

Before Lizard Parker could finish speaking, Wade had already pulled a white handkerchief from his crotch to wipe away his tears.

"Waaaaah, I'm so touched, I want to cry. It's not a sin for a man to cry, even frontline heroes have soft hearts."

Parker the Lizard frowned and asked Charlotte.

"Who is this guy?"

Charlotte shrugged. "A cheapskate."

"No!"

Wade stepped forward and angrily pointed at Charlotte, "You and I have the same color scheme for our uniforms, how can you say that to me? I'm here to help you!"

Charlotte waved his hand and took a step back, saying, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that to you, but the design inspiration for your battle suit must have come from Ragdoll cats. Your dark circles are really sexy. Can you tell me how you got here?"

Wade subconsciously touched the dark circles under his eyes. "Finally, someone recognizes its value."

He was deeply moved and opened his arms to hug Charlotte.

"The first time I heard the name Spider-Man, I knew you understood me best. To meet you, I licked that guy's toes. You don't need to be too touched."

He patted Charlotte on the back, and his right hand moved down, but Charlotte struck him in a vital spot with a knee strike.

"Oh no!"

In an instant, the pain from the depths of his soul made Wade kneel on the ground and wail.

"Wang Defa! How could you treat a frontline hero like this?!" he exclaimed.

Lizard Parker looked bewildered. "What is he talking about?" he asked Charlotte.

Charlotte shrugged. "If I'm not mistaken, he's mentally challenged."

Lizard Parker nodded. "I think so too."

Wade: "."

"call"

Just then, a green light flashed across the sky, and pumpkin bombs rained down from above.

"Spider-Man, your end is nigh."

"It's the Green Goblin!"

Parker the Lizard frowned. "He's already been healed by Gwen, there's no way he'd be here."

"He is the Green Goblin of this world."

Charlotte offered an explanation and then launched her web to sweep away the bombs.

"let me!"

Wade leaped into the air in a single bound.

"It's time to show real technology."

"Yan!"

In an instant, he drew his twin swords and swung them wildly, the flashes of the blades hitting the pumpkin bombs with pinpoint accuracy.

"flash!"

Charlotte didn't hesitate to take Parker away from the scene.

Wade, who was in mid-air, then realized what was happening.

"Shit, this isn't a bullet."

"Boom!!"

In an instant, a terrifying explosion unleashed a raging inferno, scattering charred limbs and severed bodies everywhere, with one severed hand still making an insulting gesture.

"Snapped!"

The severed hand fell to the ground, and Norman laughed excitedly.

"Hahaha, Spider-Man is finally dead."

Wade: "."

He shook his head slightly and started cursing at the figure in the sky.

"Fuck you, look closely, I'm Batman, you fake fan!"

Before Norman could see it clearly, the electric arc streaked across the sky at lightning speed.

"Zizzi."

"boom!"

The Green Goblin's figure exploded in mid-air, and Charlotte tumbled to the ground.

"How did Harry die?" he asked Parker the Lizard.