I'm not Spider-Man, even though I'm parasitized by an alien!

"very smooth."

The vampire princess looked outside and saw a man and a woman embracing each other under the streetlights.

"I am crouching here and now under the tombstone, like a non-human creature in a cheap comedy, peeping at lovers' rendezvous."

The vampire princess complained to the butler about her current predicament, "Am I really that unlucky?"

The butler, Collins, asked her, "Are you planning to give up, Miss?"

"No, I won't give up so easily."

As the vampire walked forward, she said dejectedly, "I'm the celebrity you're talking about now, but with just one simple step, I can become a tomb raider... I think people will call me a ghoul."

The couple finally left. The vampire watched impatiently as they climbed the steps in front of an apartment building. The man stood in front of the door, took out his key, and opened the door. A moment later, the two of them went inside.

The street returned to silence, with only the wind still blowing, rustling the branches and her hair.

Then, the vampire princess found the bundle of tools in the bushes.

She carried her tools to the wide roadway paved with gravel and determined her direction.

“That’s right, just go straight ahead from here, and turn left at the fork in the road. I remember that was the direction I went back then.”

While recalling the route, the vampire princess asked the butler, "If a night watchman who's on duty all day comes out, should I hide in the shadows of the elm grove, or just knock her out?"

"That's entirely up to you, miss."

"Forget it, I'll just hide. After all, I'm not a violent woman."

The vampire princess walked along the side of the road, turned left at the fork in the road, and gradually got closer to her destination.

After a while, she stopped, staring at the rows of graves and tombstones, trying her best to recall her memories.

She could only recall a few features, and it seemed that she was the one who buried the body in this area.

After she arrived on Earth in that spaceship, it was she who buried the corpses of those aliens here.

As for where that spaceship landed...

To be honest, she didn't actually know.

Several aliens followed him into the escape ship.

After a fierce battle, I killed the monsters and buried them here.

As for where the mothership crashed, that was a question she had always wanted to find out.

What puzzled her even more was that the spaceship seemed to have vanished without a trace.

It was as if a crack had opened in the sky, and it was sucked in.

"I have some thoughts on death now, Collins."

The vampire princess suddenly said to the butler, "Perhaps death is not as bad as we imagine. Perhaps the person sleeping here is with the angels, or perhaps they are just asleep."

"Miss, if they are asleep, are you really sure what you might wake up?"

The vampire princess didn't realize the butler was joking. After thinking about it seriously for a moment, she said, "It's alright. I've always fought against dark creatures. Even if they wake up, they'll just be ghouls or something like that."

As she spoke, the vampire princess looked at the tombstones in the cemetery.

They roughly form circles, spiraling and stretching towards mysterious places.

“Very good, I remember now, this is the grave where I buried myself.”

The vampire princess remembered that this was the place where she buried those monster corpses.

Why would they come to dig up these bodies at night?

The reason is that she suspects the monster that killed the werewolf in the state park might be a descendant of one of the survivors that escaped from the escape pod.

Although I killed all those monsters and buried them here.

But perhaps some slipped through the net.

To resolve her doubts, she came here to dig up the monster's corpse for confirmation.

"I have to get started. Although there's still some night left, daytime will follow soon."

As the vampire princess spoke to the butler, she reached for a knife.

She lifted and rolled up the tarpaulin covering the grave, then laid out the tools as if arranging surgical instruments.

As for why the monster's body was buried here, it's because she fell from this area.

To save time and prevent being discovered, they buried him in the cemetery.

If they were elsewhere, their corpses might have been discovered.

The soil in the cemetery was very loose, making the digging work easy; the soil she dug out was much looser than the soil around the grave.

After digging out the soil, the vampire princess threw it to the left side of the tomb.

As she went deeper into the tomb, her pace quickened.

"Excavator!"

As the vampire princess paused to wipe the sweat from her brow, she remembered the term and said to the butler, "I remember you told me before that it's a nickname people use for gravediggers in America, right, Collins?"

"Yes, you are now the excavator, miss."

"not bad!"

The vampire princess jumped back into the tomb and started digging again. She only stopped briefly to check her watch; it was 12:45 a.m.

A few minutes later, the shovel in her hand hit something hard.

She looked down and saw that it was a simple sleeve cap.

The vampire princess used a shovel to brush off the dirt, the shovel hitting the sleeve and making a loud noise in the dead of night.

The vampire bent over, pulled up half of the cover, and placed it aside.

She felt something cool on her finger, and when she looked down, she saw an earthworm wriggling on it.

"Some creatures have come to join the fun."

Chapter 138 You're Not My Type, The Vampire Princess's Rejection

“I feel cold right now, Collins.”

The vampire princess didn't immediately lift the other half of the cover that was covering the monster's corpse; a chill returned to her.

"Have you thought of anything bad, miss?"

"Maybe, the experience on the spaceship wasn't very good."

At that moment, she felt like an astronaut who had just stepped off a spaceship, floating in the vast darkness of space.

"Perhaps Krikalev feels the same way I do."

(A Soviet cosmonaut set a world record for the longest time spent in space after the collapse of the Soviet Union—803 days, 9 hours, and 39 minutes.)

"Hopefully no one will come at this time."

The vampire muttered something to herself and prepared to make her move.

The butler, Collins, told her, "No, there won't be anyone here at this time."

"Why not?"

"Because this is the off-season for death."

Does death also have its peak and off-peak seasons?

"Of course."

The butler said in a serious tone, "There is a balance in human deaths. Sometimes many people die. If not many people die in May, then many people will definitely die in November. But not many people die around Christmas because people are happy at that time and want to live, so they actually live."

"Hmm, Christmas is almost here."

Collins continued, "But a lot of people will die in February because the elderly will get the flu, pneumonia, and people will have heart attacks, kidney failure and so on. February is the worst month because people are exhausted."

The vampire princess was intrigued by this idea, which she was hearing for the first time. She asked the butler, "And what about the other months?"

"Although February is the worst, for some reason it is the same in June and October, but it is never like this in August. Very few people die in August, except for accidents such as gas explosions or cars falling off bridges."

The vampire princess nodded. "It's a very insightful pattern. If it were me, I would prefer to die in August. There's no point in dying alone in bed, tormented by illness. I'd rather die unexpectedly yet not unexpectedly in a battle against dark creatures."

As the vampire spoke to Collins, she took a deep breath and lifted the cover that was on top.

The alien's skeletal remains, hatched from its own growth, appeared before her eyes.

She counted the number of corpses and found that one was missing.

"The worst has happened; there's one less of that monster."

The vampire stood up, frowned, and said to Collins on the other end of the earpiece, "Perhaps this is the one that slipped through the net and is hiding in the city."

"But... are you sure, miss?"

Collins asked her again.

"Of course, I won't misremember the number; after all, my memory isn't that bad."

"No, I mean maybe the monster in the state park didn't come from here. Maybe the monster from the mothership escaped."

The vampire princess shook her head and said, "Impossible. That mothership has vanished without a trace. Could it have traveled through time and space to enter another world?"

"Miss Vampire?"

Tony Stark's voice interrupted the vampire princess's thoughts.

It was the early morning of the second day, and the two were talking in the Vampire Princess Manor.

The vampire princess wasn't very interested in this playboy rich kid.

She prefers strong, powerful men.

The thin, seemingly weak guy in front of me was not someone I was interested in.

But Tony didn't seem to think so; he straightened his tie.

He had to admit that he was attracted to the woman in front of him who exuded a mysterious and mature charm.

Staring intently at the woman in front of him, Tony found that his resistance to women had increased considerably.