Just as the group was about to enter this fragrant herb village, they discovered a large fence along the village road, under which stood a small thatched pavilion. Inside was a woman adorned with red ornaments from head to toe.
Zhao Manyan was immediately attracted. He brushed his brown hair back over his forehead and leaned closer with a confident smile.
Unfortunately, the woman's attitude of being an older sister who didn't care about a younger brother hurt his pride.
Moreover, the town seemed to have some special festival and did not welcome tourists, so the group could only go to a nearby town in disappointment.
"Ah Xu, should we go back and take a look?" Xu Fang asked.
Jiang Shaoxu jumped up immediately: "Yes, yes, yes! I want to go too!"
Ai Jiangtu looked at the two of them and sighed knowingly, "Here we go again... Go early and come back early."
He felt mentally exhausted being the team leader. If you called these team members troublemakers, he could immediately put on a docile and obedient act.
But to say you're obedient—obey my ass!
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As they climbed up the grassy slope covered with herbs toward the small village, Xu Fang casually plucked a few herbs, and after sensing that they were not poisonous, handed half to Jiang Shaoxu.
Both of them were chewing on vanilla, and Jiang Shaoxu laughed, "We look like cows like this."
"Moo."
"Hahaha···"
Chatting about trivial but enjoyable things, the two returned to Vanilla Town.
The place was packed with people, mostly men and few women, and the whole town was filled with inappropriate laughter. Anyone who didn't know better would think it was an open-air party.
No wonder they didn't want outsiders to come in. From the perspective of elementary school math, "ratio and ratio value," the addition of the Nationalist team, which had more men than women, would increase the male-to-female ratio, which wasn't very worthwhile for Xiaozhai.
From an economic perspective, however, attractive men and women greatly enhance the quality of the party, so kicking them out would be a complete waste...
All three or four hundred people in the town were in an open area of the village, along with a group of people dressed in red and adorned with ornaments.
Judging from the feedback from the little ghost fire, these guys are all mages.
“The Red Ornament Guild,” Xu Fang said.
"What is this?" Jiang Shaoxu asked confused.
“The infamous gang of thieves, remember the pirates I told you about? They also had the same red ornaments on their bodies,” Xu Fang said.
"Ah? The woman we encountered at the beginning also had red ornaments on her!" Jiang Shaoxu's expression changed drastically.
Therefore, there was no such thing as a "Xiaozhai Silver Party" at all; this was a crime scene!
"We really have no money!" The village chief in black cloth said angrily: "The most valuable thing we have is these herbs, take them if you want them!"
"Tsk tsk tsk, Chieftain, you've really misunderstood me, Xige. I'm a very reasonable person," the man who called himself Xige laughed.
"What kind of truth are you talking about when you took away our vanilla and land and asked us to spend money to redeem it?" A villager angrily complained.
"Oh?"
Instead of getting angry, Xige smiled in a way that sent chills down people's spines: "I told you, I'm very reasonable, and you have the right to refuse... But by then, you will no longer be my customers, and I will have no obligation to reason with you anymore."
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"Beast!" Jiang Shaoxu said contemptuously.
"Yeah, I've never seen anyone so shameless!" Xu Fang said indignantly, stretching out his hand: "Do you have any stockings?"
"Silk...what?"
Xu Fang's thoughts jumped around too quickly, and Jiang Shaoxu couldn't keep up for a moment.
"Stockings are a type of clothing item that serves to flatter the legs, provide warmth, prevent swelling, and protect against sunburn and sweating. They come in long, short, black, white, and more..."
"Stop, stop, stop! I didn't ask you to explain!" Jiang Shaoxu quickly interrupted him.
"Oh, what I mean is, these beasts from the Red Ornament Guild are so shameless, why don't we just rob them and do justice to Heaven!" Xu Fang said seriously.
"...What about the stolen goods?"
"Of course I'll spend it myself!" Xu Fang said matter-of-factly.
"Okay." Jiang Shaoxu didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Xu Fang put his hand under her nose: "I want black ones, and Daniel's a little lower, too thick and I can't see the road."
"Go away!"
Jiang Shaoxu ultimately couldn't bring herself to do it.
Anyway, they are abroad and no one recognizes them, so it doesn’t matter whether they wear stockings or not.
While the two were talking, the bandits of the Red Ornament Guild could no longer control themselves, their wolfish eyes fixed on the pretty girl.
The girls were so frightened that they hid behind their husbands, which only excited the robbers more, and they whistled loudly.
A robber, unable to control himself, chuckled and reached out to pull a woman out.
The woman screamed and struggled desperately, but she was powerless against the bandit's large, fan-like hands.
The woman's scream pierced the hearts of every villager; their fists clenched tightly, but they dared not make a move.
Just then, two people came over from the bushes.
It's obvious they're a couple; they both have the same hair color, and the handsome man and beautiful woman are a very pleasing sight to behold.
Compared to them, the pretentious Nishiko is like a monkey imitating humans.
"Yellow-skinned monkeys, you must be tourists. You're unlucky to have stumbled upon our Red Ornament Guild members at work. The girl next to you is quite nice. I'll give you a chance; come up with a price that satisfies me and buy her back."
Feeling humiliated, Nishigaku sneered.
"So this is popular among local gangs." The blond youth nodded. "Alright, then name your price."
"Shall we name a price?"
The unexpected turn of events startled Xige for a moment, then he heard the young man's voice continue:
"From now on, this small village is mine. The geese pluck their feathers when they pass by, and the beasts leave their skins when they leave. My rules, do you understand?"
The robber and the villagers were stunned at the same time.
Rob, rob?
“This joke is not funny at all…” Xige’s voice was cold, but he still maintained what he considered to be an elegant demeanor.
"Your sense of humor is like Shi's; it's clearly very funny."
Xu Fang swept his hand across the air, flicked his index finger lightly, and a sharp whistling sound rang out.
"what!"
The robber who had just grabbed the woman let out a painful howl, knelt on the ground, and turned into a shrimp, with blood continuously seeping from his pants, like he was on his period.
"See? Isn't it hilarious?" Xu Fang laughed even harder.
"Are you here to rescue us?" the villagers asked excitedly.
"I'm so sorry, no!" Xu Fang flicked his finger in the same way, and the villager who was speaking fell to the ground unconscious.
Chapter 287 The bandits were all numb from being pulled.
Children make choices; adults want it all!
Xu Fang's arrogance and ferocity instantly intimidated everyone present.
The hope that had just ignited on the villagers' faces was instantly extinguished, and their expressions became numb.
It doesn't matter anymore. All they have are these herbs. Take them, take them all...
Nishigaku's expression turned completely gloomy.
He originally thought that Xu Fang and the other two were just young punks who wanted to be heroes, so that he could take the villagers hostage.
But now it seems that this is clearly a competitor, and a ruthless one at that!
"Which guild are you from?" Xige asked, having indeed heard that many of his peers had their eyes on this rich mountain stronghold.
"Enough talk, I want money." Xu Fang glanced around and quoted a price: "Fifty million. My patience is limited."
"Bastard!"
A mid-level bandit leaped out, flames erupting beside him: "Lie..."
"Get out of here." Xu Fang raised his hand, and the guy's mind went blank, the half-assembled star map broke apart.
Before he could even curse, another string shot towards his face, instantly ending his life.
"Oh dear, I'm so sorry, I made a mistake." Xu Fang apologized sincerely, "Then let's give you a discount... 500,000 off, so it'll be 49.5 million, round it up to 50 million."
Everyone: "..."
Such a genius! I'd really like to know who your elementary school math teacher was.
Xige's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets; he hadn't expected Xu to be so ruthless.
His own underling turned into a ripe watermelon, his head split open by sonic magic; the scene was beyond disgusting.
—Most importantly, that seemingly weak and powerless woman acted as if it were commonplace, even clapping and cheering!?
"Brothers, kill them for me!"
"If we fail this time, we're done for in the Caribbean!" Seago roared.
"on!"
"Fuck them all!"
Under the order of the boss, Xi Ge's men rushed forward. Frost, flames, strong winds, and piercing light came from all around, creating a messy elemental storm.
"Destroy it!"
With a thought, Xu Fang severed the star links between dozens of low-level bandits.
"I'm coming too." Jiang Shaoxu said with a smile. She was also in the middle state of spiritual power. She called the names one by one and easily and happily scattered the star maps of the several mid-level mages present.
"Where did you find so many spineless cowards?" Xu Fang mocked. "Are they even any good?"
Xi Ge's face turned pale with anger: "Fuck me!"
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