Full-Time Magister: I can control you to death

Everyone exclaimed in surprise: "Holy crap, isn't that the Eight-Foot Lady?"

Her tall and beautiful appearance is truly captivating; I wish she could lift me up from behind, so my feet wouldn't even touch the ground...

"Any other needs? Would you like the bear to be a little bigger? And its rear end needs to match too, right? Don't worry..."

Heidi is humiliated to find herself turned into a toy, at Xu Fang's mercy in this hellish realm.

—What drove her to the brink of collapse was that Xu Fang, that bastard, made her spin around in place, just like a damn circular performance!

"what!"

Heidi screamed and desperately tried to fight Xu Fang for control of her mind.

"Alright, you two, stop fighting."

Above the waterfall, a middle-aged woman dressed in a golden robe spoke, and a pair of pure white feathered wings on her back carried her lightly to the two of them.

Xu Fang put away his Chaos God Domain. Heidi quickly checked it over and over, and breathed a sigh of relief after finding that the parts were all in the correct proportions.

"The sparring between young people is the most exciting performance. If we continue fighting, it might damage our harmony. Please follow me," the female instructor said.

Heidi said discontentedly, "Teacher Jialan, I can think of a solution right away!"

“Heidi!” Teacher Jialan’s expression was serious.

Heidi dared not speak, but she was still fuming and unconvinced.

Sheryl and Edith quickly stepped forward and whispered in her ear.

"First place in the National Team?" Heidi glanced at Xu Fang, gradually beginning to remember him. "So what? It's just the National Team competition..."

“You’ve been in seclusion for the past few months, so you have no idea what he’s been doing.”

"Simply put, he is a super-level mage, specializing in light magic."

"I once used the Holy Technique: Demon-Slaying Sword to annihilate a sub-monarch in a live stream!"

Chapter 495 Do you like pigs, the kind that nudge people?

The leaders of the Alps Academy must be brain-dead.

What the hell is this era? Even monasteries have full Wi-Fi coverage, but here there isn't even cell phone signal!

"This is about seeking the purity of the ancient Middle Ages and tempering one's character in the most tranquil environment." Professor Zheng highly praised the approach taken by the Alps Academy.

"That doesn't make sense. What does medieval Europe have to do with tranquility?"

Xu Fang questioned, "I remember we talked about this in our Pearl Academy's 8 AM class: what's the difference between medieval Europe and a sea of ​​dung?"

Unlike ancient China, European farming methods were notoriously extensive; they were unaware that manure could be used to fertilize fields.

What should be done with those piles of feces?

The answer was: It's just sitting there.

Even if they do deal with it, they just spread straw and rice straw on the road. Who has the patience to deal with the feces and garbage at the bottom?

That day's history class was taught by the elderly Professor Qiu Yuhua, who also quoted a passage from an article by the humanist master Erasmus—

People perfunctorily replaced the straw, or rather, they simply layered it on top of each other rather than replacing it.

The original layer remains in place, containing vomit, phlegm, urine, juice from fermenting straw, rotten food scraps, and other disgusting things I can't even name.

The fact that most people still firmly believe that high heels were invented to avoid manure mines speaks volumes.

"It seems you have some misunderstandings about us, but that's alright. I think the banquet later will change your mind." Teacher Jialan gestured for us to join her.

Then···

Bland bread.

Tasteless vegetables.

The soup was tasteless.

Xu Fang: "Thank you, but I need to save room for my main meal."

“This is the main meal!” said the woman distributing the food.

"what?"

This piece of junk doesn't even deserve to be called a proper meal.

Xu Fang now has the urge to pick up his phone and film a video: Good evening everyone, I'm the guy from Alps Girls' School who eats grass...

"Where's the meat?" Xu Fang asked.

“The little creatures of the Alps are the most adorable and wonderful little elves; harming them will bring misfortune,” Heidi said with a snort.

Xu Fang poked at a small broccoli floret. This thing was probably just scalded with boiling water, and damn it, no salt was even added!

"Um, can I find something to eat myself?" Xu Fang looked constipated as he ate. "I know your rules. I only pick things that look ugly and are fat, like pork."

"All lives are equal!"

"That's not what you said when you broke the stalactite."

"You are using strong words to make sense!"

"So you like pigs? You mean those big, fat pigs that roll in mud, poop and pee anywhere, and love to nudge people with their sticky snouts?"

"you!"

"See? You guys still prefer cute things. Stop talking about equality of life. Who's speaking up for stalactites and fat pigs?"

Xu Fang's trash talk is famous worldwide; anyone who has fought him and survived can attest to that.

Heidi, an exhibitionist shut-in, how could she possibly outwit Xu Fang in a verbal battle?

A flush of anger rose on her pretty face, and even the silver plates on the table trembled slightly.

"Are you sure this silver plate is genuine? I'll try it with an egg to see if it turns black," Xu Fang said.

"Shut up..."

“Heidi!” Teacher Jialan frowned and said seriously, “Your emotions are too easily out of control. You can withstand the noisy waterfall’s demonic sound, but you can’t resist certain words. Is this your willpower?”

"Yes, Teacher Jialan."

Stubborn Heidi dared not be stubborn in front of Teacher Jialan and immediately lowered her head.

“I’m asking you to accompany me throughout this exchange; it will be a valuable experience for you,” Teacher Jialan added.

"what?"

"Ok?"

"Yes···"

Heidi took a deep breath and regained her elegant demeanor to enjoy the bland vegetable soup.

Xu Fang: "Would you like some cumin, five-spice powder, and dried chili peppers?"

Heidi: "!!!"

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Xu Fang and the others were to stay here for a full month. In handling the case, the Holy Tribunal demonstrated an efficiency that was completely different from that used to punish geniuses.

According to Xu Fang's idea, they would bring out those two guys for interrogation, give them a thorough mental test, and then release the report and play the surveillance footage to close the case.

But what about it?

They even have a jury and a vote?

What, if he's guilty but everyone votes he's innocent, then his guilt automatically disappears?

Lingling said on the phone, "Don't worry, Grandpa is keeping an eye on things at the Holy Judgment Court. They definitely won't do anything underhanded... Why is your voice so intermittent?"

"The signal is broken."

Xu Fang was soaring high in the sky at this moment, and the only place in the vast Alps Academy where telephone signals could be received was here.

“Let me tell you, it’s a good thing I didn’t let you come along this time. This school is like a nunnery, it has nothing. The food they serve at night doesn’t even have salt. Aren’t you worried that you’ll develop muscle weakness after a while?” Xu Fang said.

Lingling instantly felt at peace.

She was initially unhappy because she wasn't taken to the fun places.

But now that I think about it, what's the point of going somewhere that has no meat, no crayfish, and not even milk tea?

"In short, you should train your spiritual realm at Alps Academy now, and then go to the Holy Tribunal to find your grandfather and look up information about the power of faith," Lingling instructed.

"Okay, got it. It's windy here, gotta hang up now."

Xu Fang hung up the phone, swooped down towards the snow-capped mountain, and snatched a fat rabbit in his hand just before a giant ice-blue wolf could reach it.

"Ouch!!!"

Feichuan Ailang roared angrily, then looked up and met Xu Fang's forced smile: "What, you have a problem with that?"

"Awoo..."

Feichuan Ailang put on a fawning smile, and quietly withdrew its outstretched paws.

Hold on tight, hold on tight, I admit I was a little loud just now.

"I've asked for your opinion, and it's good that you have no objections." Xu Fang turned around and flew away. Bullying the weak is truly satisfying.

On another hilltop, Mo Fan, Zhao Manyan, and Mu Bai lit a fire.

As the saying goes.

The male rabbit's feet twitch, the female rabbit's eyes are glazed over. Once roasted and seasoned, how can one tell if it is male or female?

"Luckily, Xu Fang was helpful and managed to remove this broken GPS tracker, otherwise we wouldn't be able to have a picnic outside," Mu Bai said.

"This Alpine Academy is amazing, everyone's a vegetarian!" Mo Fan complained. "That awful dinner tonight made me want to die!"

“That’s right, there’s not a trace of meat in it,” Zhao Manyan added.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong, completely wrong," Xu Fang said. "There's one thing that's quite savory."

"for example?"

"For example, female students, all white and delicate, are incredibly lewd."