Full-Time Magister: I can control you to death

There are few trees and sparse grass, and even birds don't want to land there.

The sandy ground is scorching hot, and the fish hide cleverly.

Night falls...

In the sky, Zhao Manyan was reciting his doggerel, but when he got to the last part and wanted to elevate it, he ran out of words.

"Mo Fan, let me test you..."

Mo Fan turned his head away.

I'm illiterate!

"Mu Bai?"

"Night falls quietly, and the stars twinkle." Mu Bai glanced at him: "Spend less time with women and more time reading."

"You don't know anything!" Zhao Manyan retorted, "I'd be surprised if any girl even glanced at your lousy poem... Xu Fang, you dare to come up with a line?"

Xu Fang casually remarked, "Bikinis under the night sky, smiling faces on the beach."

"What a poem!"

Zhao Manyan was generous with his praise, but Xu Fang didn't take it to heart at all. He was standing on Eagle Kailong, looking down at the island below.

It's a very desolate island, clearly frequented by demons, with sparse trees and hardly any greenery.

The only thing worth praising is the island's beaches, which are vast and open, with sand grains shimmering golden in the sunlight.

However, even the most delicious soup will always have a stinky rat come and defecate in it.

The beautiful beach was covered with sunbathing siren, their large, protruding bellies exposed.

Feeling comfortable in the sun, they shift positions with a wave of flesh on their buttocks, completely unaware of the danger that is about to befall them!

Zhang Xiaohou looked at Xu Fang, who nodded and then gave the order: "Everyone, carpet bombing!"

"hold head high----!!!"

The eagle, Kairon, roared proudly, and the mages unleashed a torrential downpour of colorful magic, bombarding the demon.

Sunbathing demon: SO?

Explosions rang out one after another, blood and flesh flew everywhere, and the air was filled with a nauseating smell of blood and burning.

The screams and wails of the demons mingled together.

Their bodies were torn to pieces by the magical bombardment; some were blasted to pieces, their flesh and blood mangled; others were engulfed by the high-temperature flames, turning into clumps of charred ashes.

"vomit!"

Next to Xu Fang, CCTV reporter Xiao Chuan felt a churning in his stomach and almost vomited.

"Can't accept it?" Xu Fang laughed.

"It's...it's alright." Xiaochuan said this with some difficulty.

What did he interview before?

It's mostly battles between mages.

There's a magicians' covenant governing the relationships between mages, so even if there's deep-seated hatred, the worst that can happen is a broken arm or leg, and it's not very bloody.

—What is this in front of me?

Xiao Chuan even felt fragments of the siren splash onto him, and even swallow them when he took a deep breath...

“I have a folk remedy that’s really effective at relieving the symptoms,” Xu Fang said with a smile.

"what way?"

Xiao Chuan trusted Xu Fang almost blindly.

"Here, take this." Xu Fang handed him a black object, which Xiao Chuan picked up and found quite heavy. "What is this?"

"This is a super bomb. With it, you can defeat any sunbathing siren."

"Is this the folk remedy you were talking about?" Xiao Chuan's lips twitched.

“Yes, that’s right.” Xu Fang said matter-of-factly.

Desensitization therapy, kid.

Xiao Chuan took a deep breath, aimed at a sea monster that had lost half of its body and was frantically trying to escape using its two front limbs, and hurled it out!

Xu Fang flicked his finger, and a sound track channeled magical energy into the bomb.

The magic circle was activated, and the bomb landed on the siren, followed by an explosion that completely turned it into a rain of blood!

"How was it?" Xu Fang asked with a smile.

Xiao Chuan took a deep breath and turned to his colleague carrying the camera: "Did you get it recorded?"

My colleague nodded: "It's recorded. Shall we do a follow-up interview?"

"it is good."

"This is CCTV. I'm currently inside the dragon, and next to me is Xu Fangjun. He just gave me a bomb..."

Well, look at that radiant face! Desensitization was a complete success in one go!

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The remaining sirens had no chance against the dragon beast squad.

As the setting sun gently kissed the sea, there were no survivors left on the island.

Spring is here and flowers are blooming!

Behind Xu Fang, the seven constellations combine to form a magnificent and dazzling star palace.

A dazzling light instantly filled the entire island, and a refreshing yet mysterious energy fluctuation permeated the air.

"Fuck me!"

Xiao Chuan was enjoying himself when he suddenly felt something poking the sole of his foot. He was terrified, thinking it was some sea monster that wasn't quite dead yet.

"Stop fucking it, it's grass," the cameraman said.

Suddenly, tender green grass and tiny wildflowers sprouted from the once bare rocks and barren land, spreading at an astonishing speed.

The speed was so great that it even lifted Xiaochuan's body up.

Xu Fang called out loudly, "Monkey, what style do you want for the wedding night?"

Zhang Xiaohou: "..."

Zhao Manyan suggested, "Why don't we go outdoors? This island is quite warm, and the air is fresh. If we get tired, we can just turn over and see a sky full of stars..."

Zhang Xiaohou: "..."

Mo Fan: "How about a hammock? We can make it sturdy with vines, and then lay some grass on it to get closer to nature!"

Zhang Xiaohou: "..."

Mu Bai: "Does this need to be on TV?"

Zhang Xiaohou: "..."

These people are really something else!

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After a great battle, it's time to let loose and relax to the fullest.

Many monks choose to spend all their money without missing a single penny, saying they want to enjoy life while they can.

There's a saying that goes something like this: the most tragic thing in the world is dying before you've spent all your money.

On Mount Fanxue, a white-feathered dragon soared into the sky.

"Do we really need to go so early?" He Yu asked.

“It’s necessary,” Mu Ningxue said calmly.

"You don't suspect them of having an affair, do you... No, Xiao Hou is an honest man, he wouldn't do anything to betray me," He Yu said firmly.

“Zhang Xiaohou is honest, but others may not be,” Mu Ningxue said.

"I agree!" Jiang Shaoxu raised his hand: "Especially that Zhao Manyan, during the struggle between the Nationalist and the Nationalist governments, he kept shouting that he was going to sow his seed all over the world, and even said that a man who is not romantic in his youth is not a man at all."

He Yu immediately tensed up.

She actually felt somewhat inferior. She was the same age as Xu Fang and Zhang Xiaohou, but she was only a mid-level mage at the moment.

She couldn't help Zhang Xiaohou with his mission, and she didn't even have the authority to know what he was doing!

White Feather Dragon quickened its pace and soon arrived at the island.

"Wow, so beautiful!"

From the air, this island resembles a dazzling emerald set in the azure sea, intertwined with the blue sky and white clouds.

The island is lush and green, with dense jungles forming a giant green canopy that covers most of the island.

"Is this a deserted island?"

"Look over there!"

Following the direction Jiang Shaoxu pointed, everyone saw a golden beach.

On the beach, several men wearing floral shirts with their shirts open were playing with water guns they'd gotten from who-knows-where, spraying water everywhere.

The women: "???"

The legendary ultimate bachelor party... is that all?

Chapter 605 Xu Zhaoting, why are you so fat?

"CCTV! CCTV! This is reporter Xiaochuan!"

"This is Jinsha Island No. 1 in the South my country Sea. It was once occupied by two sea monster lords, who used it as a base to constantly harass the coastal people."

"In the Battle of Xiamen, the Chinese people and soldiers united as one to defeat the powerful sea monster and recover thirty-two islands, including Jinsha Island No. 1!"

"Internationally, various countries and major magical forces have sent congratulatory telegrams one after another, praising China's outstanding contributions to the fight against the great world of sea monsters!"