Genshin Impact, but the chat group

Genshin Impact, but the chat group

Author: Godfather

Summary:

Yue has spent half her life wandering, only regretting that she has not met a wise lord. If Lord Aizen does not abandon her, Yue is willing to become his godfather!

Aizen: 6!

Although you have lost your emperor, you still have me. I can be your new ruler!

Zhongli: 6!

General Thunder, please give me some face and stop the Eye Hunting Order!

Lei Movie: 6!

When did you first develop the illusion that I wasn't using dream powers?

Skirmishers: 6!

Li Yue, a fun-loving person from the 21st century, has been transported to Genshin Impact, but not only is it Genshin Impact, but there's also a very interesting chat group! Li Yue is determined to have some fun!

Volume One

1. The Rock King Emperor does not understand human nature.

In Liyue Harbor, at the storyteller Tian Tiezui's stall, a young man dressed in an unconventional style is taking over Tian Tiezui's spot and telling stories about the Geo Archon.

"Before the Rock King Emperor led the immortals on their journey, the Demon God Gui Zhong came to bid farewell to the Rock King Emperor."

"Facing the taciturn Rock King Emperor, the Demon God Gui Zhong smiled and saw him off as usual. In her view, the Emperor would, as always, quickly drive away the attacking demons and lead his army back. However, unlike usual, she said one more thing when she saw him off."

"Morax, when you come back, I have a gift for you."

"The Rock King Emperor didn't care much about his friend's gift to him. He just smiled and nodded, because he also felt that he would return soon, just like always."

"However, shortly after the Emperor led the immortals into battle, the Demon God Gui Zhong was attacked by other demon gods. The Demon God of Dust, who was not good at fighting, fought desperately to protect her people. Upon learning the news, the Emperor at the front line rushed back with all his might. Unfortunately, by the time the Emperor arrived at Gui Li Yuan, the Demon God Gui Zhong had already perished, turning into dust, leaving only a strange lock beside her."

"To prevent the residual power of the fallen demon god from causing any impact, the immortals could only seal the demon god's remaining body, while the emperor picked up that strange lock."

"Morax, I've sealed all my secrets inside this lock. Once you open it, you'll see all my secrets!"

"The Demon God Gui Zhong sealed everything within this strange lock, intending to give it to the Emperor upon his return. However, it was all too late. The Demon God Gui Zhong did not see the Emperor one last time, nor was she able to personally convey the words she had prepared to him. All that remained was that strange lock."

"This is the origin of the Lock of the Mortal World."

After speaking, the young man stepped down from the podium, sat down at the table next to him, picked up his teacup, and drank the rest of the tea in one gulp. The audience watching were all completely absorbed in the story, their faces filled with a sense of enlightenment.

"I never imagined that the Lock of the Mortal World had such an origin."

At the tea table, a girl dressed in a purple dress with her long hair tied into two cat-ear-like pointed horns couldn't help but sigh. After sighing, she looked at a noble-looking young man sitting next to her.

"Mr. Zhongli, you are very knowledgeable. Do you know anything about the Lock of the Mortal World?"

After a moment's thought, the young man gave his answer.

"As far as I know, the Lock of the Mortal World was indeed created by the Demon God of Dust, Gui Zhong, but I don't know if there are any secrets sealed inside it."

"But rationally speaking, as a demon goddess, she shouldn't keep any secrets, much less say such things."

"Zhongli, that's where you're wrong."

The young storyteller put down his teacup and refuted the youth's claim.

"Oh? Why did you say that?"

"Because no one understands the finality of the Demon God better than me!"

The young man spread his arms wide, one hand holding an OK sign and the other pointing his index finger to the sky.

“Zhongli, what you know is based on orthodox historical records, which are basically recorded by the Rock King Emperor, the God of History. But what does the Rock King Emperor know? Even if the Rock King Emperor were here, he wouldn’t understand the Return of the Demon God as well as I do. He’s just a stone who only knows how to fight. He doesn’t understand a girl’s feelings at all. He even thinks the emotions a girl wants to express are just friendly interactions between friends!”

The young man could only twitch his lips slightly and helplessly choose to remain silent, while the purple-haired girl couldn't help but comment.

“People say I disrespect the Emperor, but I think Li Yue, you are the most disrespectful to the Emperor. How dare you say that the Emperor is a stone? If the others in Liyue Harbor heard this, they would probably send you to see the Thousand Rock Army on the spot.”

“If I say this in front of other people, the situation you described might actually happen, but in front of you and Zhongli, there’s no need to worry.”

The young man spread his hands out in a very relaxed manner, pointing one at the purple-haired girl.

"Keqing, the Jade Balance Star of Liyue, openly questioned the Emperor during last year's Summoning Ceremony, and was secretly called the Emperor Black by the people of Liyue."

One finger points at the youth.

"Zhongli, a guest of the Hall of Rebirth, is very knowledgeable, but he likes to refute the stories about the Rock King and the Emperor in Liyue. He is also the Emperor's black-headed friend."

"You two are the hidden dragon and the young phoenix of Liyue!"

As the young man said, the three people present were: Keqing from Yuheng Star, known as the most disrespectful of the Seven Stars, who firmly believed that Liyue should be governed by humans and that even the Geo Archon and the Geo Archon had things they couldn't consider, earning her the title of "Geo Archon Hater"; the elegant young man was Zhongli, a guest elder of the Hall of Rebirth, who frequently refuted the deeds of the Geo Archon in various occasions, even more so than Keqing, thus earning him the title of "Geo Archon Hater Leader"; and the last young man was just an ordinary 21st-century transmigrator named Li Yue, the Yue of joy!

Li Yue, who had traveled to Teyvat, naturally knew the true situation in Liyue. The two Emperor haters present were, one was a twisted Emperor fan, and the other was the Emperor himself in disguise. As for himself, he was just a pleasure-seeker who deliberately made fun of Zhongli in front of the Emperor, even though he knew that Zhongli was the Emperor.

Upon hearing Li Yue's words, both Ke Qing and Zhong Li couldn't help but twitch at the corners of their eyes.

Meanwhile, the other listeners, having recovered from the story of the Lock of the Mortal World, couldn't help but ask Li Yue questions.

"Mr. Li Yue, since you say that the secret of the God of Dust is sealed within the Lock of the Mortal World, has the Emperor opened the Lock of the Mortal World?"

"no!"

Li Yue was resolute and decisive.

"With the Emperor's abilities, he could easily open the Lock of the Mortal World. However, after obtaining the Lock of the Mortal World, he did not open it. Instead, he kept the Lock of the Mortal World as a relic of the Demon God's return, as a memorial to his old friend. For him, this was a kind of wear and tear."

"It's not open...."

Ke Qing felt a little regretful; she still wanted to know the secret of the Demon God's return.

Zhongli, who was standing next to him, nodded in approval.

"For the Rock King Emperor, the departure of his old friend is indeed a serious blow."

"I knew Zhongli would say that."

Li Yue shook her head in disappointment.

"Oh?"

Zhongli looked at Li Yue with curiosity.

"Because your personality is also like a stone."

Zhongli was speechless. Could we please not talk about the stone?

"Not only that, the Emperor kept the Lock of the Mortal World intact and did not open it, so he never knew the secret of the Demon God Gui Zhong, and naturally he did not know the Demon God Gui Zhong's feelings. This behavior greatly disappointed Ge Chenlang City True Lord, who was a friend of the Demon God Gui Zhong, so she chose to leave and live alone."

"Ge Chenlang City True Lord?"

Keqing was quite surprised. She had heard of the other person's name, but they weren't active in the legends of Liyue.

"That's right. Lord Gechenlang is also one of the ancient immortals of Liyue. Unlike the other three-eyed five-manifest immortals, she was disappointed in Emperor because of the death of the demon god Guizhong. So she left Emperor and began to live in seclusion alone. Before she left, she said something."

"What?"

Everyone was curious, including Zhongli.

"The Emperor doesn't understand people's hearts!"

2. No one understands the Rock King better than me.

"The Emperor doesn't understand people's hearts? That's quite an interesting assessment."

Above Liyue Harbor, in the Jade Pavilion high above the floating clouds, Ningguang, the Tianquan Star, looked at the intelligence that had just been delivered and couldn't help but laugh. In less than an hour, the phrase "The Geo Archon doesn't understand people's hearts" had spread throughout Liyue Harbor along with the story of the Lock of the Mortal World, and Ningguang, who was in the Jade Pavilion, also knew about this story.

"Lord Ningguang, should we have the Thousand Rock Army arrest Li Yue?"

Baiwen asked for instructions from the side, but Ningguang simply waved her hand dismissively.

“No need. He’s just an ordinary person who has some personal opinions about the Emperor. There’s no need to arrest him. If even he’s going to be arrested, then Ke Qing and Zhong Li, who are sitting with him, will also have to be arrested.”

As the star of Tianquan, Ningguang has everything in Liyue Harbor under her control, except for immortals and emperors.

A month ago, a young man named Li Yue, dressed in strange clothes, came to Liyue Harbor. There was nothing wrong with that, as Liyue Harbor is a famous commercial port in Teyvat, it is normal for outsiders to come. However, within a few days, this young man began to become famous in Liyue.

He first went to Wanmintang and became friends with the young chef Xiangling. Then, together with Xiangling, he launched novel dishes such as spicy lizard, charcoal-grilled frog, and deep-fried spider skewers, and became a rising star in unconventional cuisine.

Immediately afterwards, he went to the Hall of Rebirth and launched a noble promotion mode with the Hall Master, Hu Tao, specifically targeting wealthy people for their burial plots. Unlike Hu Tao's usual half-price offer on the second tombstone, this time they were selling plots that were both expensive and rare, but they sold extremely well. The limited number of plots sold out quickly, and even now, wealthy people in Liyue are still waiting for the Hall of Rebirth to launch the second phase.

After that, he went to the Flying Cloud Merchant Guild and collaborated with Xingqiu, the second young master of the Flying Cloud Merchant Guild, to launch a martial arts novel called "The Smiling, Proud Wanderer". As soon as it was released, it became a popular book in Liyue and the most popular storytelling program in Liyue.

After that, seeing that the storyteller's place was quite lively, he went and became a temporary storyteller himself, starting a column called "Tales of Teyvat," which was dedicated to telling stories from the past of Teyvat. Because the details of the stories he told were different from many historical records, and were even more exciting, and often involved the Seven Gods and the Immortals, it quickly became a hot topic in Liyue. Keqing, the Jade Balance Star, and Zhongli, the guest elder of the Hall of Rebirth, became loyal listeners, and the two of them would always sit at the front row VIP table.

Ningguang naturally had to pay attention to such a big commotion caused by an outsider.

As for what Li Yue said, that Ge Chenlang City True Lord said that Yan Wang Emperor did not understand people's hearts, she felt that this was a sentence that Li Yue added herself. In essence, Li Yue was saying that the Emperor did not understand people's hearts.

But as Ningguang said, if just making fun of the Emperor would get you arrested, then Keqing and Zhongli, who were sitting in the VIP seats, would also be arrested.

"Alright, Baiwen, you can leave now. As for Li Yue, just keep an eye on her."

"Yes."

Baiwen withdrew, leaving Ningguang alone to look at the complete version of the story that had been presented.

"Although it sounds a bit absurd, what he said is not without reason."

"Li Yue is right, the Emperor may not understand people's hearts!"

At the tea stall in Chihuyan, the audience had dispersed, but the three people at the VIP tea table remained.

During this time, Ke Qing kept thinking about the last sentence in Li Yue's story, and finally came to the conclusion that the sentence made a lot of sense!

"Mr. Zhongli, what do you think?"

"From a general rational point of view, even if the Rock King Emperor is a god, it is impossible for him to be all-encompassing in everything. As a god, he cannot know what everyone is thinking. Therefore, to some extent, the Emperor does not understand human nature."

"Oh my, Zhongli, you see this very clearly."

Li Yue looked at Zhong Li with a grin. The idea he copied from Type-Moon had actually received approval from the Rock King himself. This was really interesting.

"The Emperor is a god, and he thinks about problems mostly from a divine perspective, which is different from how we ordinary people think about problems from a human perspective. So it's not wrong for True Lord Ge Chenlang to say that the Emperor doesn't understand people's hearts, especially young girls' hearts!"

"A girl's heart... Indeed, even after so many years since the Demon God Gui Zhong passed away, the Emperor still couldn't know the Demon God Gui Zhong's feelings for him. It's truly a pity."