"What good would it do to come before you?"
Zhongli looked at Li Yue curiously. How dare Li Yue speak like that? Could it be that Li Yue actually has some unknown power hidden from others?
Li Yue's lips twitched.
"I immediately knelt down and begged him to spare my life!"
Zhongli: ...........
4. Silly Chat Groups
Li Yue, a fine young man from the 21st century, loves nothing more than watching entertainment online, hence the nickname "entertainment person".
Unfortunately, the fun-loving man ended up being a fun-loving man. While watching something funny, he was transported to Teyvat, and even directly into a Hilichurl tribe. The powerless fun-loving man was almost beaten to death by the Hilichurls with wooden sticks. Fortunately, he had a flash of inspiration and shouted to the sky: Xiao!
Then a dwarf in blue jumped out and saved him. Although he was puzzled by Li Yue's floral shirt, shorts, and flip-flops, he thought, "What kind of place is Teyvat? People wear sexy lingerie on the streets. What's a little strange clothing?" Xiao took him to the outskirts of Liyue Harbor, which allowed Li Yue to enter a safe environment.
To avoid starving, he started hanging around Wanmintang and Wangshengtang.
When hungry, go to Wanmintang, hang out with Xiangling under the guise of food research and exchange, and mooch a meal. When tired, go to Wangshengtang, and like Hutao, lie down in the coffin there and be done with it.
Later, in order to make money, he found Xingqiu and wrote a book called "The Smiling, Proud Wanderer". After that, Li Yue started looking for fun.
Having determined that the plot hadn't yet unfolded, Li Yue deliberately began telling stories to Zhong Li, especially those about the Rock King Emperor. He would always embellish the stories with artistic flair, and seeing Zhong Li's complex yet undeniable expression filled Li Yue with pleasure!
After all, "no one understands the Rock King Emperor better than him!"
After saying goodbye to Zhongli, Li Yue returned to the Hall of Rebirth, took out a fishing basket, fishing rod, and folding chair from his coffin, and ran to the dock to start fishing. Although the publication of "The Smiling, Proud Wanderer" made Li Yue a lot of money, he did not leave the Hall of Rebirth, but continued to live there. Just kidding, he was sleeping in the same room as Hu Tao! Although they were in two coffins side by side in the same room, it was still 'sharing a room'!
Moreover, the Hall of Rebirth is also home to the great god Zhongli. In Teyvat, there is no safer place than this, and the weight of the Geo Archon brings peace of mind!
Arriving at the dock, Li Yue greeted Grandpa Tian Shu Xing, who had already caught a fish, and then found a place to set up his fishing rod. He plopped down on a folding chair and, while waiting for the fish to bite, focused his attention on something else.
"The time is almost up."
Within Li Yue's field of vision, there was a window that no one else could see, which looked exactly like a certain chat software developed by Jack Ma.
Genshin Impact partnering with Tencent? Seems like there's no problem, after all, Honkai Impact 3rd's ads are already on QQ's splash screen, and while Old Mi (the game developer) competes with Tencent games, it's not competing with QQ, right?
It's normal for a transmigrator to have some kind of cheat code. Li Yue's cheat code is this chat group. This kind of trope is a bit old. When the chat group trope first came out, it was really popular. Li Yue has also read a lot of books about chat groups, so he is basically very familiar with this kind of trope. He relies on watching the anime and reading the novels, and then showing off in front of the group members to get their support and start his unparalleled journey.
So far, he's the only one in the group. His nickname is "Silly Fun Guy," and his profile picture is a very old pixelated animal avatar. However, there's a countdown in the upper right corner of the chat window, a countdown of 720 hours. The countdown started when Li Yue discovered this chat group cheat. After a month-long countdown, it's finally coming to an end. Li Yue thinks that when this countdown ends, new people will probably join.
5.4.3.2.1.0
As Li Yue waited with bated breath, the countdown finally reached zero.
Two messages popped up in the chat window.
[A plus-size woman in black stockings joins a silly chat group]
[The guy with the super-powered hairspray joins a silly chat group]
Although the names that popped up were not the people's real names but rather custom nicknames used by the chat group, Li Yue knew who these two people were just by looking at the nicknames: Kasumigaoka Utaha and Aizen Sousuke, almost essential members of the various factions in the All-Heavens and Myriad Realms Chat Group!
It's such a cliché, so cliché! But I like it!
[A plump woman in black stockings: What's going on? Did I stay up too late and start hallucinating? I'm actually imagining I've entered a chat group connecting to other worlds?]
[The plump woman in black stockings: Huh? Why are all the things I'm thinking appearing in my mind? Is this hallucination that severe? And what does "plump woman in black stockings" mean?!]
Because Li Yue set up group announcements, every newcomer who joins the chat group will immediately see the settings related to this chat group, connecting it to chat groups in other worlds.
[The guy with the super-sized hairspray: You think this is a hallucination? Anyone who can make me hallucinate is no ordinary person. And, is the guy with the super-sized hairspray talking about me?]
Inside the Fifth Division barracks in Seireitei, Aizen held Kyoka Suigetsu in his right hand, maintaining a free posture, calmly observing his surroundings and constantly sensing the spiritual particles around him, but unfortunately, he did not detect anything unusual.
[Silly Guy: Hey hey hey~~~ This is the group admin. Welcome to my silly chat group! What you're seeing isn't an illusion, it's real! As a greeting gift, and also as a confirmation, I'll give you both some raspberries—something you probably don't even exist in your world.]
[A silly person sent a group red envelope.]
[Silly Guy: Just click to claim it, give it a try!]
Without hesitation, Aizen immediately clicked to claim the reward, and a golden raspberry appeared in his hand.
[The guy with the hairspray in the sky: Interesting, it's actually true. By the way, may I ask what this raspberry is? I sensed a very faint but strange energy in it.]
[Silly Guy: It's just a regular raspberry, a fruit you can easily pick in the wild. Besides, it doesn't exist in either of your worlds. As for the strange energy you felt, it's probably elemental energy, a natural energy in my world.]
[The guy with the super-powered hairspray: Indeed, this kind of fruit doesn't exist in my world. This method of teleportation out of thin air, and this faint energy, seem to come from a different world.]
[A plump woman in black stockings: It's actually true!]
In an ordinary apartment in Tokyo, Kasumigaoka Utaha stared in surprise at the raspberry in her hand. She didn't feel any energy, but she was genuinely surprised that the raspberry had appeared out of thin air in her hand. To prevent herself from dreaming, she even pinched her thigh hard. Hmm, it was very smooth, felt good, and hurt a lot!
[Silly Person: Looks like they received everything. This is just the most basic stuff.]
[Silly Guy: Logically, I should give a nice gift on our first meeting, but I don't have anything on hand right now. How about I start a group live stream?]
Live streaming is also one of the built-in functions of the chat group. He had studied it when he was the only one in the group, and now he can use it proficiently.
[The silly and funny guy has started a live stream, come and watch!]
Ding—You have started a live stream and earned 500 points!
Of course, that doesn't exist. Li Yue's chat group doesn't have any points system; it's just a very ordinary chat group.
"Hey~ Hello, you two, I'm Li Yue, the group owner of the Silly Chat Group, nicknamed Silly Fun Person, currently fishing at the dock."
Li Yue smiled and waved in the direction of the camera in the void.
[The guy with the super-gel hair: It looks like an ancient Chinese society, quite different from the modern world I live in.]
[The plump woman in black stockings: Wait, everyone around us is wearing ancient costumes, why are you wearing a floral shirt?]
After seeing Li Yue, Aizen immediately began to observe Li Yue's surroundings. Kasumigaoka, on the other hand, immediately noticed something interesting: Li Yue's clothes were completely out of place with the people around him. In this ancient setting, he was dressed like a modern person.
"Because I am not from this world. I come from the 21st century on Earth and accidentally traveled to this world. I currently live in a country called Liyue in this world, so I am a stranger here."
[The guy with the super-gel hair gel: Traveling from Earth to other worlds? That's quite an interesting situation.]
"There's something even more interesting than time travel, which relates to another gift I'm preparing for you two."
Li Yue's lips twitched.
"Utaha-senpai, Captain Aizen, have you heard of quantum mechanics?"
5. If Lord Aizen does not reject me, I am willing to become his godfather!
When in doubt, use quantum mechanics!
"In the quantum realm, quanta from different worlds may become entangled. This can cause information between different worlds to be transmitted to another world due to quantum entanglement, and then expressed in different forms. Thus, information from another world appears in one world."
Li Yue leaned back in a folding chair, crossed her legs, and placed her hands on her knees, adopting a boss-like posture as she kept explaining to the camera. This left Uncle Tian, who was not far away and heard the noise, completely bewildered. What was wrong with Li Yue? Why was she suddenly talking to thin air, and why couldn't he understand a single word she was saying?
[Plump woman in black stockings: So that's why you know my name?]
Yes, yes, yes, just take what I'm saying seriously. Whether you believe it or not, I believe it!
“That’s right. Fortunately, I’m the one who came into contact with this quantum entanglement, so I know most of the information about the worlds you two live in, especially information about you two.”
"As a gift to you both, let me tell you a little about what I know about you. Perhaps what I know contains information about your future that you haven't yet experienced."
[Heavenly Hair Spray Guy: Interesting theory. So, Li Yuejun, please tell us what you know about us.]
The idea of another world in itself piqued Aizen's curiosity. He was incredibly bored in the unchanging Soul Society, and now he finally had some new fun. And now that Li Yue said he knew information about himself, he became even more interested.
"Then let's start with Captain Aizen."
Li Yue looked at Aizen.
"Aizen Sousuke, the strongest genius Shinigami in Soul Society in a thousand years, whose Zanpakuto Kyoka Suigetsu can completely hypnotize anyone. On the surface, he is the captain of the Gotei 13, but in reality, while being a Shinigami, he has been researching Hollowfication and has successfully ruled Hueco Mundo. He has been researching how to break the boundary between Shinigami and Hollows, and through experiments, he has made many Shinigami Hollowfied and many Hollows evolved into Arrancars. The reason he does all this is to reach a higher level! As for his later goals, such as the Zero Division and the Soul King, I will not say anything, because it would take a very long time to explain."
"So, Captain Aizen, am I right?"
[The guy with the super-gelled hair: It seems Li Yuejun really does know something about me. It's really intriguing; how exactly does this so-called quantum entanglement form?]
Aizen was shocked by what Li Yue said, but he was also more curious. Li Yue's quantum entanglement allowed people to know information about other worlds. Since Li Yue could know information about other worlds, then Aizen could also know information about other worlds in this way, such as information about the world Li Yue lived in. He was also very curious about the power called "elemental force" contained in the raspberry in his hand.
"I don't know exactly how quantum entanglement is formed. After all, I'm not a genius researcher like Captain Aizen. I'm just an ordinary person."
[The guy with the super-sized hairspray: Being able to touch upon quantum entanglement and also possessing this chat group that connects to other worlds, Li Yuejun is already no ordinary person.]
Envy! Aizen, who was pursuing a higher level, felt envy for the first time. Chat groups and quantum entanglement represented new knowledge and new possibilities. Why didn't he have such luck?
"Thank you for the praise, Captain Aizen. To be honest, I envy you, Captain Aizen. As the representative of the Special Grade Spiritual Pressure among the five Special Grade combatants of Soul Society, you possess the strongest spiritual pressure, as well as a super intelligent brain and research ability. Combined with Kyoka Suigetsu's unbeatable hypnotic ability, if it weren't for the plot, I can't imagine how you would have lost! It's such a pity."
Five top-tier combatants? Loss?
Aizen's eyes narrowed slightly behind his black-rimmed glasses. Li Yue's words revealed two important pieces of information. First, he was the representative of the five top-tier combatants in terms of spiritual pressure, possessing the strongest spiritual pressure. Aizen was very confident in this, as even Captain-Commander Yamamoto Genryusai's spiritual pressure was inferior to Aizen's. Who were the remaining four? And what did they represent? And that word "defeat"—did it mean that he would lose in the future?
How could I possibly lose in the future? And it's all because of this so-called 'plot kill,' meaning that some factor caused me to lose, otherwise I would have won in the end.
While his mind was racing with thoughts, Aizen continued to speak in the chat group on the surface.
[The guy with the super-gelled hair: Oh? After learning about my purpose and past, Li Yuejun didn't feel anger or disgust, but instead felt regret?]
"The Soul Society, the Human World, and Hueco Mundo are the three realms created by the Soul King, but they are controlled by the five great noble families. To put it bluntly, the three realms are just worlds manipulated by the nobles of the Soul Society. Everything exists so that they can enjoy peace and stability. The Gotei 13 are just violent tools for the nobles to maintain their power. They have never had any justice. Therefore, I don't think there is anything to be angry or disgusted about what Captain Aizen did. Of course, in the eyes of some righteous people, Captain Aizen may be evil, but for me, I can only say one thing!"
Li Yue's expression froze, and she became serious.
[What is Li Yuejun's evaluation of the "hair gel guy"?]
Li Yue knelt down on one knee, raised her arms, and looked on with longing.
"Having spent half my life wandering, I only regret that I have not met a wise lord. If Lord Aizen does not abandon me, I am willing to become his godfather!"
[The guy with the super-sized hairspray: ......]
[The plump woman in black stockings: ......]
[Black-stockinged, chubby woman: So are you going to say something like, "A true man is born between heaven and earth; how can he live a life of subservience to others?"]
Li Yue glanced at the information about Kasumigaoka and continued speaking.
"I will organize and upload a complete version of the information about my godfather's world to the group file later. Now let me talk about Shiyu-senpai."
[The plump woman in black stockings: He ignored me!]
[The guy with the super-sized hairspray: ......]
Captain Aizen was speechless. He'd inexplicably gained an adopted son, and as a Shinigami who'd lived for hundreds of years, he had some knowledge of current history. Did they really think he didn't know that this was something Lu Bu had said? No one knows the Three Kingdoms better than the Japanese.
[The plump woman in black stockings: You call me senior? Were you a student at Toyonosaki Academy before you transmigrated?]
Kasumigaoka watched Li Yue and Aizen talking to each other. They seemed to have said a lot, but also seemed to have said nothing, because she couldn't understand anything at all. She didn't understand anything about Soul Society, Shinigami, or Soul King. On the contrary, Li Yue's address to her as "senpai" piqued her interest.
[Black-stockinged chubby woman: But I don't remember Toyosaki Academy having any exchange students from **. Could it be that Li Yuejun is a student from another school?]
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