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"Come on, Zhongli, try sitting on it."

At Li Yue's urging, Zhong Li sat down in the massage chair.

"Just lie down."

Li Yue pressed Zhong Li completely down on the massage chair and then started the massage function.

hum-

A faint vibration sound emanated as the massage chair began to operate. The vibrating massage on the back, the pushing massage on the waist, and the squeezing massage on the legs made Zhongli feel a sense of comfort.

A completely new experience like never before!

This old bastard who had lived for thousands of years immediately brightened up.

"Hmm, this is not bad!"

For the first time, Zhongli learned that there was such a way to enjoy himself. He completely relaxed and let the massage chair give him a good massage. A sentence even popped into his head.

I've worked hard for thousands of years, can't I even enjoy myself?

Oh, I'm planning to retire and then fully enjoy life? That's fine then!

Zhong Li lay on the massage chair, indicating that he was very comfortable, and his expression showed that he was quite enjoying himself.

"Are the rest of them for the same purpose as this chair?"

"The rest are the refrigerator and the washing machine. The washing machine is used to wash clothes, so you don't have to rub them by hand, and it will be much faster. As for the refrigerator, it is used to store fresh food for a long time, such as fruits, vegetables, and meat, so you can buy groceries once and eat for a long time. Of course, it is also used to refrigerate drinks, so you can have iced drinks anytime."

Originally, Li Yue bought the refrigerator mainly so he could have iced drinks anytime. But now that he has obtained the ice element, he no longer needs that function. So the refrigerator's purpose has become preservation. As for the air conditioner, Li Yue asked Kasumigaoka to help return it, which saved Kasumigaoka a sum of money.

"Hmm, that sounds like a pretty good item."

Zhongli listened to Li Yue's explanation with his eyes closed, and after a little thought, he felt that these things called refrigerator and washing machine were quite good.

“These things can reduce a lot of unnecessary work for the young ladies at the Rebirth Hall, such as washing clothes and going out to buy groceries every day.”

Although Zhongli and Li Yue rarely eat at the Rebirth Hall, there are other employees there who still need things for their daily lives. Washing machines and refrigerators are essential items for them.

“Indeed, for the others in the Hall of Rebirth, these are items that can provide ample convenience in their lives. Your consideration is very thoughtful, young friend.”

Zhongli was very satisfied with Li Yue's statement. Going to another world was not just about buying entertainment or enjoyment, but also about purchasing items that could make life more convenient for others. This thoughtfulness was much better than that witch who only knew how to cause trouble everywhere!

As expected of the young man Zhongli has his eye on!

Zhong Li selectively forgot how Li Yue had teased him before, because Li Yue didn't know his true identity! How could Li Yue be blamed for this?

How much does this item cost?

After praising her, Zhongli opened her eyes and asked Li Yue a question.

"What? Zhongli, you want to buy these things?"

“I don’t know much about the items in this other world, but this massage chair is really nice. However, there’s only one here. I have a few old friends and I’d like to give one to them as well. I wonder if you could help me buy one?”

“Zhongli, you want me to help you buy it? No problem, but it might take a while because I don’t have any currency from the other world right now. I’m trying to earn money from there. Once I earn the money, I can buy it for you. This thing needs to be connected to electricity, so I’ll buy you the matching solar panels.”

Li Yue knew who Zhong Li's old friends were, including the immortals Xiao and others.

Xiao probably wouldn't like this kind of thing, but that woman would definitely be interested in it, since that woman's favorite thing to do is tinker with mechanical devices.

"Thank you very much, little friend."

Zhongli nodded in satisfaction, then closed his eyes again to enjoy the moment.

Speaking of immortals, Li Yue thought of someone. Looking at Zhong Li enjoying himself in front of her, Li Yue's lips curled up.

"By the way, Zhongli, there's someone I'd like to introduce you to."

Hmm? Someone introduced me to someone?

Zhongli opened his eyes again and stared at Li Yue in confusion. "Besides bringing back a grass god, who else did you meet?"

Considering that Li Yue came back from Mondstadt, could it be that drunkard from Mondstadt?

"Come, come, get up and go into the courtyard. Nasita too, come with us into the courtyard. I'll introduce you to an important person!"

68. Zhongli Naxida, quickly kowtow to the Immortal Xiao!

The situation was extremely awkward. Of course, the awkward ones were not Zhongli and Naxida, who had been summoned by Li Yue, but the immortal Li Yue himself, Xiao, who had also been summoned by Li Yue!

As a Yaksha who secretly protects Li Yue in accordance with the contract of the Rock King Emperor, Xiao is the busiest of all the Three-Eyed Five Manifestations Immortals. He is outstanding in his dedication and responsibility. No matter when, he is always watching over the land of Li Yue, which is far different from the other three immortals who are retired.

If you encounter hardship in the wilderness, thieves on the road, fire, water, weapons, ghosts, gods, poisons, ferocious beasts, venomous insects, or enemies and wicked people, call upon my name. Three-eyed, five-manifested immortal, Xiao, heed my call and come to protect me.

Therefore, in Liyue, as long as you call Xiao's name, Xiao will come to protect you. However, as times have changed, fewer and fewer people in Liyue know Xiao, so fewer and fewer people call Xiao's name.

Li Yue called Zhongli and Nashida into the courtyard, then looked up and shouted "Xiao!" Xiao, who was traveling in the sky using E, immediately followed the call with a series of E's. When he reached the sky above Liyue Harbor, he wondered why the person who called him was in the safe area of ​​Liyue Harbor, but he still chose to land.

Xiao appeared on the roof of the Hall of Rebirth in a very cool pose, arms crossed.

"Who is calling...?"

Before he could finish speaking, he froze, because he saw the three people standing in the courtyard.

One was a young man he had rescued from the wilderness by Li Yue more than a month ago. He was still wearing the same clothes as before, except that his hair had three more colors. Otherwise, there was no change, which was fine. But the other two were completely different.

As the most loyal fan of the Emperor, Xiao could never mistake the Emperor's aura. The other one also had an undeniable aura of grass and trees on him, an aura as strong as the wind god he encountered in Dihua Island. This was clearly the grass god. As a Yaksha immortal, how could he not recognize this?

Two gods plus a mortal with flashy hair, and one of them is even an emperor! What a magical combination!

Xiao immediately thought it was the Emperor calling him and jumped down from the rooftop to obey orders, but Li Yue was faster and put his right hand on Zhongli's shoulder.

"See this, Zhongli? This is the important person I'm going to introduce to you, one of the Three-Eyed Five Manifestations Immortals of Liyue, the Demon-Slaying Great Sage, Xiao!"

"When I first arrived in Li Yue, it was Immortal Xiao who saved me. He is my savior!"

"Immortal Xiao, we meet again. How have you been lately?"

Li Yue's completely unpretentious greeting stunned Xiao. What was going on? Was it not the Emperor calling him, but this mortal? And this mortal even dared to put his hand on the Emperor's shoulder!

"Zhongli, let me tell you, this immortal is a benefactor of Liyue. It's because he protects the entire Liyue day and night that someone like you can live a leisurely life in Liyue Harbor, wandering the streets, walking your birds, and listening to operas. Hurry up and thank the immortal!"

"Mortal, how dare you be so rude!"

The cold-blooded Xiao spoke coldly, and he was furious about Li Yue's behavior of seducing Zhong Li, especially since Li Yue dared to call the Emperor "a guy like you"!

"you..."

"So our honored guest is the Great Sage Who Subdues Demons! I've heard so much about you!"

Zhongli spoke quickly, interrupting Xiao's impending condemnation of Li Yue.

!

Xiao stared wide-eyed at Zhongli in disbelief, while Zhongli continued to speak eloquently.

"My name is Zhongli, a minor guest of the Hall of Rebirth."

"When my friend Li Yue said he would introduce me, he didn't mention it. I never expected that the guest would be the Golden Roc Immortal who maintains peace in the four directions of Liyue!"

"As my friend Li Yue said, thanks to everything the immortal has done for Liyue, I am able to enjoy such a relaxed life."

"It is an honor to meet the Golden Roc, who maintains peace in Liyue."

"As for Li Yue's previous actions, it was because he is not a Liyue native and does not understand the etiquette Liyue uses to treat immortals. He may have offended you, so please do not take offense."

"Uh......"

Zhongli's words silenced Xiao, leaving him speechless for a moment.

What's going on? Could it be that this mortal doesn't know the Emperor's identity and instead wants to introduce me to him? How am I supposed to answer that?

Furthermore, if the Emperor is hiding his identity, then is the Grass God beside him also hiding his identity?

Although we don't know what the Emperor is trying to do, there must be a deeper meaning behind his actions!

After a brainstorming session, Xiao spoke again, his voice noticeably lower.

"Mr. Zhong... you flatter me..."

"As you said, I will not blame Li Yue for what she said."

Her attitude was incredibly gentle.

Wow, Zhongli, you're amazing!

Li Yue looked at Xiao in surprise and patted Zhong Li's shoulder hard, causing Xiao's eyes to twitch involuntarily.

"I was worried that I had angered the immortal, but I didn't expect you to calm him down with just a few words. People with quick tongues are really something else."

"Ah, Immortal Xiao, please don't be offended. When you saved me last time, I had only been in Teyvat for a short time, so I really don't know much about the rules of immortals."

Looking at Li Yue's completely natural expression, Xiao wanted to say something, but seeing that Zhong Li next to him hadn't said anything, he could only hold back and then utter two words.

"No problem."

"It's alright, it's alright!"

Li Yue's face was beaming with joy.

"Oh right, I forgot to introduce you, Immortal. This is my daughter, Naxida. Come, Naxida, greet the Immortal. This is your father's savior. Without Immortal Xiao, there would be no you, your father, and no you as you are today. This kindness is so great that we should put up a memorial tablet at home to worship him. As my daughter, it's not too much for you to kowtow to the Immortal!"

"Need not!"

Xiao quickly interrupted.

"Protecting the mortals of Liyue is a contract I made with the Emperor. I am just doing what I should do."

Just kidding, there's no need to set up a memorial tablet for him and then have the grass god kowtow to him!

He dared not think about anything else now, he just wanted to get out of here as soon as possible!

"Why did you summon me here? If there's nothing else, I have other matters to attend to and will be leaving now."

"Oh, I was so busy with the introduction that I forgot to get to the point!"

Li Yue scratched her hair, then pointed at Xiao.

"Hey, Immortal, are you out of your mind?"

"What did you say?"

Xiao looked at Li Yue with a blank expression, but Zhong Li immediately understood what Li Yue meant after hearing her words.

"Young friend, you mean... the Golden Roc Immortal?"

"Yes, do you remember who I told you about before?"