Genshin Impact, but the chat group

Li Yue's lips began to curl into a wide smile.

And it's in the Pure Land, which means this is after Madara Uchiha died. I just don't know exactly when. I'll go to the Shinobi World to check later!

[Silly Guy: Hahaha, it really is Madara! I knew it would be you as soon as I saw this name!]

[This is Street Dance: Hmph! You idiot, what are you laughing at! And what do you mean by saying seeing this name reminds me of myself? Who are you anyway?!]

[Silly Guy: Madara, it's me! It's me! Don't you even remember me after you died?!]

Far away in the Pure Land, Madara Uchiha frowned in confusion. Who exactly was this guy? And why did he speak to him in such a familiar tone? Moreover, judging from the other person's words, Madara himself should also be quite familiar with him.

[Silly Guy: Madara, it's me! It's me! Remember me?]

Li Yue kept urging him on, and the more she urged him, the more confused Madara Uchiha became, while he began to recall things in his mind.

For someone who knows you to speak to you in this tone, could it be...?

[Street Dance of China: Could it be Hashirama?]

[Silly Guy: That's right, it's me, Madara!]

[This is Street Dance: Hmph, how do you prove you're Hashirama?]

[Silly Guy: Madara, behind you!]

This is Street Dance!

Madara Uchiha was startled; only one person knew this secret!

[Street Dance of China: Hashirama!]

[Silly and funny person: Madara!]

[Street Dance of China: Hashirama!]

[Silly and funny person: Madara!]

[The plump woman in black stockings: Excuse me, are you two going to keep going like this? Can't you say something else?]

Kasumigaoka, who had witnessed the entire scam, couldn't help but speak up. From the moment Li Yue uttered the oldest scam tactic, "It's me, it's me," Kasumigaoka understood that this "Street Dance of China" person, like her and Aizen, was someone Li Yue had observed, and that Li Yue was planning to scam him. Unexpectedly, the other party believed Li Yue after only a few words. This was too much... And the two of them started frantically calling out each other's names. Was this how people from another world communicated?

[This is Street Dance: Hmph! Who are you to dare interrupt my conversation with Hashirama!]

Li Yue couldn't help but laugh out loud while looking at Ban's words. Sure enough, he still loved Hashirama so much.

[Silly Guy: Hahaha, Madara, you're still the same as before.]

[This is Street Dance: Hashira, what's going on here? A chat group connecting different worlds—are they all from different worlds? And what does "This is Street Dance" even mean?]

[Silly Guy: Madara, everything in this chat group is real! Everyone here comes from different worlds. As for "Street Dance of China," everyone has a unique name. You're called this, probably because you like to call it "Dancing" when you're fighting!]

[This is Street Dance: I see, I guess I understand now. So what do you mean by "silly and funny person"? Shouldn't "silly" refer to the Land of Wind?]

Seeing that Madara was easily deceived by Li Yue, Kasumigaoka couldn't resist playing along and started teasing him with Li Yue.

[Black-stockinged chubby woman: The "sand sculpture" here doesn't refer to a real "sand sculpture," but rather to a fool. It means this guy is someone who likes to laugh foolishly.]

[Silly and Amusing Person: Yes, yes, that's exactly what I mean!]

[This is Street Dance: Silly Laughter? Hahaha, that really suits you, Hashirama!]

Although Madara Uchiha always felt something was off about his own name, he immediately became happy when he heard that Li Yue's name meant "foolish joy".

[Silly Guy: Madara, what's going on with you? I just saw you say you were in the Pure Land, does that mean you haven't been reincarnated?]

[Street Dance of China: Reincarnation? Hashirama, what do you mean by that? Are you saying you were reincarnated?!]

Uchiha Madara's eyes widened.

[Shaciao Lezi Ren: That's right, I was reincarnated into a world outside the ninja world. Does that mean you, Madara, weren't reincarnated?]

Li Yue's lies came out of her mouth without the slightest hesitation.

[Street Dance of China: You're No Longer in the Ninja World!?]

[Silly and Amusing Person: Yeah.]

If Madara Uchiha were still alive, he would probably jump up in shock. In Madara's eyes at this moment, the ninja world without Hashirama seemed to have lost its vitality in an instant!

All the things he did, all of them, besides creating a peaceful world, were most importantly to prove to Hashirama that his methods were correct. But now that Hashirama is no longer in the ninja world, who can he prove it to?

Wait, no! Hashira is in this chat group right now!

[Street Dance of China: Hashirama!]

[Silly Guy: What's wrong, Madara?]

[This is Street Dance: I will prove to you that I am right!]

Hashirama's journey to another world only strengthened Madara's resolve. Now that Hashirama is alive, Madara is even more determined to resurrect him, change the ninja world, and show Hashirama the peaceful ninja world he created! He wants Hashirama to regret leaving the ninja world!

[Silly Guy: Huh? Then good luck, Madara!]

Li Yue gave Madara a perfunctory reply, then turned her attention to the remaining newcomer.

The name "perverted scumbag" was the first thing Li Yue thought she knew. The first thing that came to Li Yue's mind was a man with a twisted smile who used his thieving skills to steal girls' underwear and then swing it around in his hand.

While Li Yue was recalling the relevant plot of this "real man", this "real man" finally spoke up in the group.

[A sadistic scumbag: So, I joined a chat room full of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) sufferers?]

72. Kazuma: If you've got the guts, come and hit me through the internet cable!

My name is Kazuma Sato, I am 16 years old, live in Chiba Prefecture, Japan, and am a high school student. I am a NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) and do not go to school. I don't get up until 11 a.m. I don't smoke or drink. I stay up all night every night to make sure I finish all the game dungeons for the day, and then sneak out to the convenience store late at night to buy snacks for the next few days. My neighbors all say I'm weird!

I just want to say that I have no extravagant desires; I only hope to live a peaceful life. However, winning and losing are what I care about most. If it comes to physical combat, I won't lose to anyone when it comes to typing speed!

Looking at the chat group that suddenly appeared in front of him, Kazuma Sato couldn't help but make the gesture of Commander Ikari, with his hands folded under his nose.

Looks like I've been pushing myself too hard lately, or maybe it's the combined effect of staying up too late; the chat box is practically floating off-screen.

"Perverted scumbag?" What kind of weird default nickname is this? Is this the default anonymous chat room? Are all chat rooms arranged like this now? A chat group connecting different worlds? Why don't you just say you can travel to another world? And those two people chatting in the group are still playing the role of chuunibyou. They're obviously guys who are obsessed with other world toilet paper.

Although she didn't know what she had clicked that led her to accidentally enter the chat room, Kazuma decided to join in the fun after watching the chat for a while.

[A sadistic scumbag: So, I joined a chat room full of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) sufferers?]

Huh? I haven't even typed anything yet, how did the words appear? Oh, I see, I'm still dreaming, never mind!

[A despicable scumbag: These days, do middle school students not need to go to school anymore? They're chatting online in broad daylight?]

[This sadistic scumbag says: And you even reincarnated? Did you reincarnate as a skeleton or a slime? You can't possibly have reincarnated as a vending machine, can you? Don't tell me you reincarnated as some nobleman from another world and have to defeat the Demon King and save the world or something, I'd laugh myself to death.]

[This is Street Dance: Who are you? State your name! How dare you speak to Hashirama like that!]

Madara could be polite to Hashirama, but he was anything but polite to others, especially when someone dared to speak of his beloved Hashirama! Only I can speak of Hashirama!

However, as a seasoned NEET who thought he was dreaming, how could Kazuma possibly be afraid of him?

[A despicable scumbag: Seriously? You haven't even finished middle school, are you still in elementary school? You're actually saying things like "tell me your name"? I'm here now, kid, take my advice: the internet is virtual. You should be studying properly, not getting addicted to online role-playing games.]

Okay, okay, it seems that it really is a ghost story and a true story, but it seems that the time travel has not yet occurred. The words are full of contempt for chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) and the fearlessness of speaking on the Internet.

Through the conversation between Kazuma and Madara, Li Yue deduced the approximate time period of Kazuma Sato. Before being tormented by Aqua, Kazuma Sato was just a reclusive NEET who stayed at home playing online games. Because he was dissatisfied with reality, he was timid and submissive in reality, but he was ruthless online!

[This is Street Dance: Kid! You've successfully angered me! Don't let me know your true identity, or I'll show you what cruelty is!]

[This is a scumbag online troll: Here it comes, the kind of online personal threats typical of little brats. Japan's new generation is truly finished! All they know is to spout nonsense online. Tsk tsk tsk, you're scaring me! I'm even afraid to go out to the convenience store to buy snacks. Hahaha, what else can a little kid like you, who hasn't even grown any hair yet, do besides spout this useless drivel online? Why don't you come and hit me through the internet?!]

Although it was like talking to a brick wall, Kazuma really took the arrogance of the internet to the extreme. Li Yue felt that if she were Ban, her blood pressure would be rising right now.

The fact is that Madara's blood pressure has indeed begun to rise now. When has he ever been so angry? He has grown so big. He has never seen anyone dare to provoke and stimulate him like this. If anyone in the ninja world dared to talk to him like this, he would have been beaten to death. Kabuto went over and asked the other party if he wanted to dance. The only one who dared to talk harshly to him without being beaten by him was Senju Hashirama, but that was his dearest Hashirama, could he be the same as this foul-mouthed bastard who didn't know where he came from!

But now he was helpless, because he was dead and his soul was in the Pure Land. He could not contact anyone and could not take any action. He could only look at the messages in the chat group and be furious with impotence!

[This is Street Dance: You little brat, just you wait! I'll find you one day!]

[The sadistic scumbag: Oh dear~~ This is really scary~~]

Li Yue watched Sato Kazuma's actions and couldn't stop laughing. He was back, all of them were back! The feeling of watching others argue online before he transmigrated was back!

However, unlike watching online arguments on a computer screen before, where one side would eventually lose their temper and log off, this chat group actually allows you to go through the internet and physically assault someone!

Unfortunately, Madara is unable to do that. He is currently a dead man in the Pure Land and cannot move around, let alone cross worlds, unless he becomes a Shinigami.

Unfortunately, Li Yue won't help him become a Shinigami, and Aizen is even less likely to do so.

[Silly Guy: Hahaha, Madara, you're still as easily excitable as ever. You got irritated by just a few words from a young person, hahaha~~~]

[Street Dance of China: Hashirama!]

Ban saw that Li Yue was actually making fun of him, and his blood pressure, which was already rising, went up even higher. "I'm arguing with someone on your behalf, you bastard!"

[You sadistic scumbag: You're no better, kid reincarnated into another world. Tell me, are you going to save the world, or defeat the Demon King? Or are you going to defeat the Demon King to save the world?]

Is it possible that you'll be the one to defeat the Demon King and save the world? Unfortunately, you have Aqua by your side, and she'll keep tormenting you!

However, Li Yue really didn't expect that after Kazuma finished criticizing Madara, he would also criticize her.

They treat chat groups like the internet.

Thinking it over, Li Yue stood up from her seat and asked Uncle Tian next to her to take a look at her fishing rod. Then she drew her sword and opened a spatial portal. Under Uncle Tian's dumbfounded gaze, she stepped into the spatial portal and arrived at Mount Tianheng. There, she immediately activated her Bankai.

Young man, since you so desperately want someone to reach you through the internet and beat you up, then I'll grant your wish!

Seeing that Li Yue was silent, He Zhen felt smug, having once again silenced a primary school student addicted to the internet, and pressed his advantage.

[The sadistic scumbag: Why aren't you saying anything? Haven't you thought of your basic premise yet? No way! Want me to help you think of something? I'm very familiar with sword and magic RPG settings, you know. I can help you come up with a fantastic isekai reincarnation setting!]

Inside his room, Kazuma, who was pleased with himself for teaching two elementary school students, burst out laughing, completely unaware that a dark blue portal was slowly opening behind him.

73. Grandpa Kazuma is going to become the new world's Cammy!

"I have deeply realized my mistake. I shouldn't have thought that just because I'm online, I can provoke others recklessly. I shouldn't have acted arrogantly just because I felt I was in a safe environment. I should have maintained the most basic online ethics and etiquette. I am truly sorry!"

It was still in Kazuma Sato's bedroom, but compared to his arrogant laughter before, he looked so docile now. After all, as a useless NEET, he would show a sincere smile even when faced with a knife to his neck.

Not to mention, behind this person wielding a katana, there was a mysterious-looking blue portal floating in the air, which didn't seem like a normal situation at all.

Under Li Yue's patient guidance, Sato Kazuma truly understood that he had indeed joined a chat group that connected different worlds, and he clearly felt the wrongness of his actions. He promised Li Yue that he would definitely abide by the law and follow online ethics and etiquette in the future.

Li Yue nodded in satisfaction at Kazuma's statement, but as a senior member of the chat group, she couldn't very well silence the newcomer right away, could she?

"Actually, young people are bound to have some temper, that's nothing, everyone has a youthful vigor, right?"

"Yes, yes, you're right, senior."

"However, there are some things you need to be careful about who you're talking to. For example, with that guy from 'Street Dance of China,' you shouldn't be polite to him if he has a bad temper!"