Genshin Impact, but the chat group

"It's alright, you can still join Liyue now!"

Li Yue patted Dadalia on the shoulder.

"Therefore, heed the immortal's advice: do not do business with Zhongli."

"this...."

D'Artagnan was speechless. Because of Li Yue's interference, his original identity as a member of the Fools, which he wanted to introduce himself as, had become that of a toy salesman. After all, he hadn't expected that Li Yue, this sage, had actually been to Winter, and even met his brother Tok, and learned from Tok about the excuses he usually used to cover up his true identity.

Furthermore, although Tartaglia wanted to fight the Liyue Sages, he couldn't reveal his identity for the time being for the sake of Her Majesty the Queen's plans. Therefore, Tartaglia had no choice but to accept the identity of the toy merchant. After all, the Liyue Sages were all Morax's subordinates, and he still wanted to seize Morax's Heart of God. He should reveal as little as possible.

"But I'm not looking for Mr. Zhongli to do business."

"Huh? You're not looking for Zhong Li to do business?"

Li Yue looked at Zhong Li with a puzzled expression, and Zhong Li explained in a cooperative manner.

“I don’t know why Mr. Tartaglia asked me to come here. We just talked about the history of Liyue Harbor on the way here, and then you, Li Yue, came.”

This was his contract with the Ice Queen of Winter. Although Li Yue had made all sorts of wild guesses about what he was going to do next, he had to help D'Artagnan to ensure the plan could proceed smoothly.

"So, you're not here to do business with Zhongli?"

"Yes, I just heard that Mr. Zhongli of Liyue Harbor is very knowledgeable, and since I am new to Liyue, I thought I would like to learn about Liyue's culture, so I invited Mr. Zhongli."

"That's it."

Li Yue looked at Tadalia, who was nodding earnestly, and shook her head helplessly.

Sigh, even after all this help, you still couldn't escape Zhongli's clutches. Well, there's nothing I can do about it.

"It seems I misunderstood."

Li Yue patted Dadalia on the shoulder and sighed deeply.

"It's alright. It was because I didn't explain things clearly at the beginning that Immortal Li Yue misunderstood."

When Dadalia saw that Li Yue was no longer pressing him for answers, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Speaking of which, it seems that Immortal Li Yue is quite familiar with Zhong Li. The Immortal once said that he would not look for Mr. Zhong Li, but for you and the Hall Master. Could it be that Immortal Li Yue lives in Liyue Harbor?"

After breathing a sigh of relief, Tartaglia began to gather intelligence. The Fatui were planning to cause trouble in Liyue Harbor, and the Sage was Li Yue's top combat force. The clearer he knew about the deployment of such high-end combat forces, the easier it would be for subsequent operations.

“That’s right, I live in Liyue Harbor, and I live in the Hall of Rebirth. I’m practically family with Zhongli.”

D'Artagnan looked at Zhong Li, who smiled and nodded. Hearing Li Yue say that he and Zhong Li were family, Zhong Li felt gratified. But what D'Artagnan remembered was that Li Yue lived in the Hall of Rebirth!

"See that little one? That's my daughter Nasita, she lives with us too."

Li Yue took the opportunity to introduce Naxida, which Dadalia secretly noted down: the daughter of a fairy, meaning she was a little fairy. A fairy's offspring must be very important to a fairy, and perhaps she could use her someday.

For example, if a battle ensues, the immortal's daughter could be used as a means to deal with the immortal. It's not about defeating the immortal, but at least preventing him from acting easily, right?

Don't let Tartaglia's honest appearance fool you; he'll do anything for the Ice Queen!

"As for this guy from Mondstadt..."

Wendy smiled and looked at Li Yue, waiting for Li Yue to introduce herself.

"It's okay not to mention it!"

???

Wendy's smile froze.

D'Artagnan nodded to himself in agreement. Indeed, he was just a bard from Mondstadt; there was really nothing to care about.

Excellent! On his very first day in Liyue Harbor, he obtained some fantastic information! Tartaglia is incredibly lucky!

89. Hey, how are you feeling right now? Hey~~

[A despicable scumbag: Oh dear, how pitiful. Your beloved Hashirama still ignored you today. How pathetic.]

[A depraved scumbag: After all, new friends are more important than old friends who have been dead for who knows how many years.]

[This sadistic scumbag: How pathetic. His former friend is now left alone in this sanctuary, watching his friend gradually forget him outside.]

[Crazy, scumbag boyfriend: Hey, Madara, how are you feeling right now? Hey~~]

[Crazy scumbag: Hey, Marada, tell me, how are you feeling, hey~ hey~~]

Like a sonar, Kazuma kept sending out the word "na" in the chat group, and when Madara saw these messages, he clenched his fists. Although he was in soul form, a string of veins couldn't help but pop out on his forehead.

[Street Dance of China: Kid! Tell Me Your Name!]

[The depraved, scumbag boyfriend: Oh dear, he's getting anxious, he's getting anxious!]

Seeing that Madara finally replied to the message, I couldn't help but smile.

Over the past few days, Marada has been calling for Hashirama in the group chat whenever he has a chance, but Hashirama has never shown up. However, Marada's will is unwavering!

[Street Dance of China: Hashirama, why aren't you responding to me!]

[Street Dance of China: Hashirama, do you have something very important to do?]

[This is Street Dance: That's right, Hashirama, you've been reincarnated now, you're alive, so it's understandable that you have important things to do.]

[This is Street Dance: Could it be due to the time? I don't know what time it is in the Pure Land. Hashirama, you should be resting after the battle. It's time to rest now, so I really shouldn't disturb you.]

[This is Street Dance: Hmph, as expected of Hashira, who can rival me. Even after being reincarnated into another world, he's still skilled in combat!]

[This is Street Dance: Hashirama, why haven't you replied to a message in two days? Are you injured? Hmph! You're not a man who gets hurt easily! Even if you were injured, with your skills you should be able to recover easily!]

[This is Street Dance: It's been three days. Has Hashirama encountered an enemy as formidable as me? You haven't been able to respond to me for three days straight. It reminds me of our battle back then. Hmph, the ninjas who came after us are a bunch of useless trash. If it were just the two of us fighting, we could easily have changed the terrain!]

Over the course of three days, Li Yue was busy causing trouble in the ninja world with Aizen, while Marada finally managed to talk to Hashirama, so he excitedly kept calling out Hashirama's name in the group chat.

Unfortunately, what he didn't know was that the Hashirama he called out to not only didn't respond to him, but also, in order to surprise him, directly performed species modification on Uchiha Sasuke in Konoha Village and took away the real Hashirama's soul, preparing to give him a big surprise in the future.

After receiving guidance from Li Yue, Kazuma Sato began to keep an eye on Madara in the chat group.

Before that, he had tried to seduce the remaining two people, after all, he wanted to obtain the legendary magic and become the new Kami in his ordinary world!

As it turned out, [Black Fat Woman] was just an ordinary person like him, while the other [Heavenly Hair Gel Man] didn't reply to his messages at all, which made him very helpless. He could only target Madara, who talked to himself every day. Madara was the person the group leader had designated as someone to argue with.

It just so happens that this Marada is always rambling on in the group every day. Although there are no voice messages, as a heavy internet user, Kazuma finds it quite annoying to see this guy always talking to himself in the group.

It's always you talking, don't you let others speak? Although there aren't many people talking in the group, it's very typical of a small chat group. After all, when there are few people in a chat group, unless everyone is willing to chat, it's easy for the group to become quiet.

Especially given that Li Yue and Aizen are both causing trouble, and Kasumigaoka rarely participates in the chat group when Li Yue is not speaking.

So, Kazuma and Madara Uchiha started exchanging insults online.

It was supposed to be a verbal battle, but in reality, it was just Kazuma unilaterally mocking Madara.

After all, while Marada's fighting prowess is top-tier in the ninja world, he's really bad at talking, hasn't learned much, and is certainly not good at arguing with others online.

Then every time, Kazuma would say something that would raise his blood pressure after only a few words.

"Kid, I'll find you one day!"

Madara Uchiha wanted to know Kazuma's name, but Kazuma never told him. As a Japanese, Kazuma was very aware of how dangerous it would be if the box were opened; someone could dox you and come after you to cause trouble.

However, the guy in this chat group doesn't need to worry, because he's dead! He's already dead! Only a soul remains. Although the group owner can hit people through the internet, what does that have to do with this dead guy? The group owner said it has nothing to do with him, but Kazuma wouldn't just reveal his name for no reason.

Not only will they not easily tell others, they might even...

[A depraved scumbag: Want to know my name? Well, it's not impossible!]

[Street Dance of China: Kid, what do you mean by this?!]

[Crazy scumbag: It's nothing, I just wanted to tell you that if you beg me, I might tell you my real name!]

[A depraved scumbag: If you beg me, I might just tell you my name, the one you've been dreaming of.]

[Street Dance of China: Kid, you're dead!]

Making Marada beg for help is worse than killing him, especially since Marada just wants to know the other person's name so he can remember it and then find a way to kill him after he's resurrected. He's not begging for anything at all.

[The sadistic scumbag: Yeah, I'm doomed. I might die of old age, I might die of illness, I might even get hit by a car while going to the convenience store, but I definitely won't die at your hands!]

[Crazy scumbag: Hey, don't you think so? Hey~ Hey~~]

Kazuma's sarcastic words successfully silenced Marada once again.

Li Yue, who happened to have some free time, also remained silent.

Looking at He Zhen's message, Li Yue had a subtle feeling.

Kazuma is so arrogant now, but he'll realize how ashamed he is in a while.

In an attempt to "save" a girl who wouldn't actually be hit by a car, he stepped forward and pushed her away. However, he was so terrified by what he thought was a "speeding truck" that it turned out to be a tractor that he wet himself and fainted. After being taken to the hospital, the situation was so comical that the doctors and nurses who were treating him laughed themselves to death. He died of heart failure from excessive shame amidst the laughter.

Among Japanese people who travel to another world, I would call this the most hilarious way to die!

Seeing that Marada was speechless with anger again, Li Yue spoke up in the group again after a few days.

[Silly Guy: Sorry, I've been busy these past few days and haven't had time to check the group chat. What's everyone talking about?]

90. It's nice to see you again, Ms. Kashiwagi Eri.

[Street Dance of China: Hashirama!]

Seeing that [Hashirama] finally spoke again, Marada, whose blood pressure had been rising due to anger, perked up again.

[Silly Guy: Hey, Madara, what's up lately... oh wait, I forgot you're in the Pure Land, sorry, sorry.]

[This is Street Dance: Hmph! Hashirama, you still can't say anything right!]

Madara felt incredibly pleased as he read the message sent by [Hashirama].

He's back, all the old feelings are back, and Hashiramar is still the same as always!

[Silly Guy: I've been so busy with important things these past few days that I completely forgot you're dead now, Madara.]

This is Street Dance:.......

I know I'm dead, but why are you emphasizing this for no reason?

[Crazy scumbag: Yeah, a dead man who can't do anything but talk a few words, tsk tsk tsk~~]

＃！

Sure enough, that wretched brat is here again!

Madara's blood pressure started to rise again as he looked at the news.

[Silly Person: Hahaha, what can you do? After all, Hashirama is dead. Speaking of which, hasn't Hashirama been dead for so many years? Doesn't he get bored all alone in the Pure Land?]