Absolutely legitimate Star Iron, I've awakened the Underworld System?

　"Let me try."

　Bai Qiong reached behind her, trying to move the stick to a different position.

　"Uh... ah!"

　The call for March 7th is even more enchanting.

　Startled, Bai Qiong quickly covered March 7's mouth.

　"Keep your voice down!"

　Bai Qiong broke out in a cold sweat.

　March 7th wrapped her arms around Bai Qiong's neck, leaned close to his ear, and let out a faint, panting breath...

　"Um... please don't move, okay? All this rubbing against me is making me even more uncomfortable..."

　Bai Qiong felt extremely embarrassed; he could smell the sweet scent of a young girl on San Yueqi's breath.

　"Then...then I won't move. Little March, just bear with it, don't...don't make a sound."

　"Mmm...I...I understand."

　On the seventh day of the third month, his breath was faint and unclear, accompanied by panting sounds.

　Oh no, oh no, oh no…!

　This is broken!

　I just made a declaration of remaining unmoved by a woman's advances, and then this happens...

　Who can stand this?

　Now I feel the urge to swing a second baseball bat...

　This is not a good thing!

　March 7th isn't a top-tier baseball player; she couldn't withstand the onslaught of two bats, and it was clear she couldn't catch that ball.

　really……

　Gradually, March 7th sensed the presence of the second baseball bat.

　"Ah... Waaah!"

　There was nothing Bai Qiong could do but cover March 7's mouth even tighter.

　"Keep your voice down, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, it's just that little March is too cute..."

　Bai Qiong was also filled with shame.

　That damned underworld system! It must be its doing!

　I just wanted to experience the normal 12+ Star Iron storyline!

　I regret it. Can't I just quit this system?

　However, the system heard Bai Qiong cursing at it.

　"Ding!"

　[Why is the host blaming the system for their own poor baseball skills?]

　[If you had reached base yesterday and hit a home run today, your "fall value" would have reached 100% on March 7th, allowing you to claim the reward of controlling the size of your bat. You wouldn't be in this awkward situation now.]

　"grass……!"

　Upon seeing the subtitles in front of him, Bai Qiong couldn't help but curse out loud.

　"Ugh, Wh...what...what are you going to do? You don't mean to..."

　March 7th looked at the giant baseball bat in the white dome, his eyes filled with fear and apprehension.

　"No... I, I wasn't talking about you... I was saying... oh dear..."

　This caused March 7th to misunderstand.

　It's all this system's fault! Because of this so-called "corruption value," they've drastically altered the common sense of cute little March!

　"You...you were all pressed together like this, yet you were thinking about other women?"

　Upon hearing Bai Qiong's words, March 7 almost burst into tears.

　"No! No, what are you thinking? I... I wasn't thinking about other women! No, I wasn't thinking about anyone!"

　Bai Qiong felt utterly speechless.

　"So...so you...Bai Qiong, you like non-humans? Like the bountiful kind, or...the kind that reproduces? Um...won't it cause problems if I disrespect the Star Gods...?"

　Or...or are you a model kit enthusiast who likes piloting mechs, like Sam the Star Core Hunter?

　"No! Can you please stop overthinking? Ugh, I'm scared of you, okay?! Just shut up!"

　Bai Qiong was completely fed up with talking to this stupid woman. He forcefully covered San Yueqi's mouth, glared at her, and gestured for her to be quiet.

　However, Bai Qiong's actions greatly frightened March 7.

　"Whoa! Whoa!"

　She looked at Bai Qiong with a timid expression, her shoulders trembling uncontrollably.

　White Dome...

　It's become so scary, so frightening!

　He's not going to do anything to me, is he? That's strange...

　"Ding!"

　[Target's corruption value increased by 3% on March 7th]

　Current corruption level: 15%

　[Trigger keyword: coercion]

　[Please keep up the good work, host, and become the villainous male protagonist of the other world as soon as possible.]

　Looking at the system, Bai Qiong's lips twitched involuntarily a few times.

　This is really getting harder and harder to clear up.

　There's nothing I can do but bear with it!

　The most urgent task now is to get through the current difficulties.

　After all, Bronya and Topa's conversation was still going on under the table...

　Bai Qiong could clearly hear the content of the two people's conversation.

　Time passed minute by minute.

　at last……

　Bai Qiong let out a long sigh after hearing Bronya humbly bid farewell to Toppa and the gates of Kripper Castle slamming shut.

　He got up and crawled out first, then dragged the nearly exhausted and delirious March 7th out.

　Only then did he realize...

　A clear, viscous puddle of water appeared where March 7th had just been sitting.

　Part of her skirt was also wet.

　"Ding!"

　[Target's corruption value increased by 5% on March 7th]

　Current corruption level: 25%

　[Trigger Keyword: Flowing Water Staff]

　[Please keep up the good work, host. If possible, wipe it clean quickly, or Bronya might see it.]

　tsk...

　If Bronya finds out, things could get complicated.

　But how should I wipe it?

　Bai Qiong felt a terrible headache.

　……

　Just then, Bronya, who had been standing there in a daze, still considering Topa's proposed solution, heard a noise coming from her desk and looked over curiously...

　"Yes... Mr. Shirakami, and Miss March 7th!"

　Bronya saw the person crawling out of the table and was shocked.

　Bai Qiong helped San Yueqi, whose legs were weak, to her feet.

　He awkwardly greeted Bronya, "Hello, Guardian..."

　"Hello... Miss Bronya..."

　March 7th was also humming weakly.

　"She...what happened to her?"

　Bronya pointed to March 7th and asked curiously.

　"She..."

　Bai Qiong said with a slightly evasive look, "She's not feeling well, she'll be fine in a little while."

　"How did those two end up here?"

　Bronya felt something was off.

Chapter Seven: I Don't Do Anything Involving Cows

　“I…I wanted to take her somewhere to rest, and I saw that the gates of Cripper Castle were open, so I came in. Please forgive me if I have offended you without permission.”

　Bai Qiong continued to lie, trying to cover things up.

　"it's okay no problem!"