Starting as an infant, with parents who are blond-haired delinquents?

Starting as an infant, with parents who are blond-haired delinquents?

Author: Lingling10

Summary:

Zhang Chaoqiang had no parents in his previous life and died a violent death on the street.

In a daze, the voice of the Great Dao surrounded him. The Buddha of Rebirth told him that as long as he did good deeds and accumulated virtue for three lifetimes, he could be reborn into a good family. Even if the family was not a giant that dominated the world, it would at least be a family of immortal cultivators. His parents would be talented people and beautiful children, immortal couples, and his own talent would be unparalleled in the world, so as to make up for the tragic regrets of his previous life.

After accumulating merit over three lifetimes, Zhang Chaoqiang was successfully reincarnated, only to discover...

The father was a flamboyant, blond-haired young man; the mother was a rebellious girl with tattoos, a nose piercing, and a navel piercing…

Although it wasn't as miraculous as being born in a toilet or bushes, the parents still couldn't afford the hospital fees...

"I'm a reincarnated Buddha?!"

……

Fortunately, Zhang Chaoqiang activated his talent, "Growth Through Adversity."

Achieving the goal of "nine meals in three days": Precise nutrient absorption +3

Achieve the [Troublemaking Formation]: Physical Strength +2

Witness [Father's Smoking Control Techniques]: Activate [Basic Control], Control Power +5

Viewing [Shamate Martian Language]: Activates [Basic Insight], Mental Power +1

In this modern world filled with monster-infested realms and battlefields, Zhang Chaoqiang, who is undergoing a strange transformation, is no longer facing adversity.

This book is also known as "Accumulating Virtue for Three Lifetimes, and You Gave Me a Hellish Start?" and "My Adversity-Driven Growth Life".

Chapter 1: A Hellish Start? I Think So.

"Ms. Shen, we're going into the delivery room now. We need to remove the screws from your body."

"Huh? It's not like I'm having surgery, can't I just leave it on?"

"No."

"Is it okay to just remove the belly button piercing?"

"No."

……

"Wow wow wow..."

The baby was born naturally from Shen Qiangwei's womb, and the moment it was exposed to the light, the baby's eyes narrowed into slits.

With a snap, the baby's umbilical cord was cut, and the nurse used a sterile towel to wipe away the blood and amniotic fluid from the baby's body.

"Weighing 2.6 kg, malnourished."

"Cardiopulmonary function is normal, but body temperature is low. Transfer to a neonatal incubator..."

In the baby's dazed state, a loud bang echoed in his mind.

Activate the talent [Adversity Growth].

Achieving the "Congenital Malnutrition" effect grants +0.2 to Spirit, +0.2 to Internal Organs, and +0.2 to Physical Constitution.

Suddenly, the baby's crying stopped, and its previously squinted eyes opened wide.

With eyes as clear as a doll's, she curiously surveyed the world, her vision gradually becoming clearer.

"His body temperature has returned to some extent, but just to be on the safe side, we will still send him to the incubator for observation for a period of time."

The gynecologist who delivered Shen Qiangwei's baby gave the nurse these instructions.

"Holy crap, where's my son, nurse?"

Shen Qiangwei was still in some pain, but she was anxious because she couldn't see her son.

After the nurse told her about the situation, she advised her that she was weak and needed to rest before getting out of bed, and also informed her that the baby was in the incubator.

Less than half an hour later, Shen Qiangwei, enduring her discomfort, picked up the phone while holding the nail she had taken off her body in one hand.

"Zhang Huolong, your son's already been born, where have you been? Get over here right now!"

"Oh no, I forgot about that! I overslept, and I'm already downstairs!"

"Get the hell up here right now!"

As the baby, drooling and sucking his fingers, lay in the incubator and turned his head to look at the door, he saw two strange-looking people walking towards him.

The man was skin and bones, wearing a tight-fitting tiger-head shirt and tight-fitting capri pants, which accentuated the scars on his already thin calves. His leather belt was blindingly bright.

He wore loafers with the words "righteousness reaching the heavens" engraved on them, the kind with the heels down. He had bowl-cut yellow hair, and his hair was half a head tall. The worst part was that he was wearing a tall hat on top of his head. With the hat and hair, he was a full head tall.

The woman had earrings, nose studs, and navel studs, along with scattered tattoos on her stomach and arms; she was as thin as a stick.

Zhang Huolong walked over with his hands in his pockets. As soon as he saw Shen Qiangwei, he quickly put his hand on her shoulder.

"Honey, you're awesome! You've worked so hard!"

Have you named your son yet?

Zhang Huolong was chewing betel nut, occasionally spitting betel nut residue onto the clean floor. After being stopped by a nurse, he stroked his chin and said:

"Let's call him Zhang Chaoqiang. He'll become a super strong person in the future, and the name also has another layer of meaning..."

"What do you mean?" Shen Qiangwei looked at him with a foolish expression.

"My surname is Zhang, and your name is Qiangwei (Rose). My name is Zhang Chaoqiang..."

Snapped.

Shen Qiangwei patted Zhang Huolong's head in an annoyed tone, then pondered for a moment before saying shyly, "You're so romantic!"

bang.

Achieve [Crazy Name]: Spirit +0.2

In an instant, Zhang Chaoqiang's consciousness became clearer, and he was able to think independently.

Only then did he realize that he had successfully reincarnated.

He originally lived in a place called Blue Star, where he was orphaned and died young.

In a daze, the voice of the Great Dao surrounded his ears. The Buddha of Rebirth told him that as long as he did good deeds and accumulated virtue for three lifetimes, he could be reborn into a good family. Not to mention that the family was a giant that dominated the world, it was at least a family of immortal cultivators. His parents were talented people and beautiful children, immortal couples. His own talent was also unparalleled in the world, so as to make up for the tragic regrets of his previous life.

In his first life, he was a traveling doctor who healed all living beings.

In his second life, he became a monk and taught sentient beings.

In his third life, he transformed into a monk to save all sentient beings.

Three lifetimes vanished in an instant, and the details of memories gradually faded with the passage of time. But finally, the wish to be reborn was fulfilled, only this world was completely different from the previous ones.

This is a modern, technologically advanced world called Earth, where humans revere martial arts, and the strength of the strong is comparable to that of firearms. There is also a special life form called demonic beasts, whose existence constantly threatens human lives.

However, years ago, major powers joined forces, with hundreds of thousands of warriors creating a secret battlefield where some of the world's monsters were released.

The remaining areas inhabited by monsters were separated from human territory, each occupying its own corner.

The Central Country where I am now is the most densely populated country in the world, thanks to the country's strength and the stability of people's social life.

[Zhang Chaoqiang]: On the verge of death 1/1000

【身体素质】：精神0.45/10，内脏0.25/10，躯体0.25/10

[Unique Talent]: Growing Stronger in Adversity

[Growth Talent]: None

[Skills]: None

Zhang Chaoqiang was already able to think independently. He turned to look at Shen Qiangwei and Zhang Huolong. His cochlea could hear them talking, but he didn't quite understand what they were saying.

He was not yet familiar with the language of this world, and was simply curious as to why these two young men and women were surrounding him.

They were even staring at me.

All he wanted to know now was whether he had been reincarnated into a martial arts family, whether he was a strong person in this world, and how heroic his parents were.

But why is this energetic young man staring at me...?

Wait, could it be...?

"Holy crap, my son is fucking handsome, incredibly handsome..."

"Are you an idiot? Don't corrupt your son."

"He's so small, how could he hear that?"

Achieve the "Teach a Bad Child" goal: Gain the "Language Ability" growth talent. Practice speaking complete sentences 1000 times to increase your mental limit by 2 and improve your language learning ability.

Almost instantly, Zhang Chaoqiang fully understood what the two people were saying, both just now and now.

and many more.

Zhang Chaoqiang hadn't quite grasped it yet.

Where's the promised world of martial arts? Where are the supposedly unparalleled parents? Turns out, my parents are just a bunch of rebellious young men and women?

Zhang Chaoqiang couldn't believe it. He looked at Shen Qiangwei's belly, which had just deflated, in despair. It was already covered with the words "I love ZHL" in Microsoft YaHei font.

And the shiny navel stud was reinstalled.

"So, you started out of this fancy apartment, huh...?"

He turned to look at Zhang Huolong again, who was standing on the ground and had to alternately wiggle his legs a few times.

"Holy crap, my son is looking at me!"

Zhang Chaoqiang inwardly probed, "A reincarnated Buddha?"

Is the reincarnated Buddha present?

? ?

I am truly blessed to be reborn as a Buddha.

Zhang Chaoqiang was both angry and furious. He finally understood why his talent lay in growing stronger through adversity.